Ty Ty Isn't Going To Like This
Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker from America's Next Top Model and his wife have welcomed member #2,345,934,856 of the ever growing child army that will take control of this planet any day now. Nigel and his wife Cristen already have a son named Jack together.
Cristina gave birth to a baby girl in NYC yesterday. They named her Jasmine Barker.
Somewhere in the world, Ty Ty is holding an emergency meeting to discuss the future of Nigel Barker's life. You know she has her tenhead in a twist, because Nigel did not name his daughter after her. He made a mistake. He could have named his daughter Tyra, Ty Ty, Tyralina, Tyrasaurus, Smile Wit Yo Eyes or Crazy Person. Any of those would have pleased Ty Ty.
In other "BABIES!! are taking over the world" news, the dude from Ugly Betty has a new son named Rylan and The Pink Power Ranger birthed a baby girl named Francesca. BABIES!!!
Source: UsWeekly
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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hey angel, what it is, sista!
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Submitted by Bella on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:32pm.
They look like brother and sister...
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First post - I saw that but didn't really look til now. Well, that's just fucking spooky.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Damn, do they look alike, or what???
They say you're most attracted to people that look just like you.
@Clooney: yeah!
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:07pm.
I wonder if Ty Ty sent a framed baby photo of herself as a gift? I'd put money on it.
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Of course she did, along with a card that went something like this:
Congrats on your little one...
You two are so blessed...
I hope to be as blessed one day...
Of course, I've never had children, but once, on a photoshoot I was in a pregnancy suit...Oh, I'm sure you saw it on my talk show... You watched that episode, right?...RIGHT???? Anyway, I looked FIERCE pregnant, but that costume was uncomfortable, but I WORKED IT...Yeah, so now, I totally know what it's like to be pregnant and even give birth, cuz I know what suffering is like...Once, on my talk show I pretended to be a homeless woman for 15 minutes! It was awful! Oh, and did I mention I was the first Black model to have a Sports Illustrated cover? No? Ok, well I'm including a framed photo of that for your little darling as well....
Hope all is well with you, and I know your little addition to your family can't wait to meet me, and hear me talk about me while being me...
xoxo,
Tyra
Ps. Nigel, if this little brat fucks up our filming schedule for ANTM, you are so fired.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
God, she looks like him with a wig! Does anyone else think so?!?!?!
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nigel is hawt
I wonder if Ty Ty sent a framed baby photo of herself as a gift? I'd put money on it.
Cheers.
I have no clue who they are, but they're cute together. Good luck to 'em.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
He's straight??? No, really, come on, straight?
*segway*
Speaking of Mah Boo, he'll be on Letterman tonight.
Just FYI'ing y'all.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:30pm.
cheers, leona...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:06pm.
A lot of those cruel and judgmental people are the ones who regret having kids or never should have had kids.
Keep your head up, Hot Stuff. Think of all the money we save not having to pay a sitter. ;-)
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:57pm.
am i the only one who isn't having a baby?
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Well, if I am, my doctor has some 'splainin' to do!
Oh, men--even doctors--always say it's safe.
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My doctor is a she. :0)
Isn't Nigel gay? Not that a gay guy can't have a beard and a baby. It seems to be working for Matthew Broderick and Sarah Horse.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:57pm.
am i the only one who isn't having a baby?
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Well, if I am, my doctor has some 'splainin' to do!
Oh, men--even doctors--always say it's safe.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
@Stewie Griffin- Amen! Kitties all the way!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:57pm.
the doctor must've read thzt pee stick wrong...;)
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:53pm.
we have to stick together...some people can be cruel and judgemental just because some of us chose not have babies...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I think Nigel appears hotter than he really is because of the accent factor, at least he does for me...
...and excuse MK but TY-TY discover Jasline , is close enough for her to take credit for it.
Babys are tired, they're loud, obnoxious, smelly little trolls that grow up to be loud, obnoxious, smelly adult trolls. It's all about kitties, not kiddies.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:45pm.
why did i think nigel was gay? although having a baby doesn't prove that he isn't...
am i the only one who isn't having a baby?
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Well, if I am, my doctor has some 'splainin' to do!
I don't think it's high schoolers we need to educate on pregnancy, I think it's the Hollywood set who needs a sex ed refresher course. Birth control people, use it!
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:20pm.
!!!!!Cats Suck!!!!!
Just what I'd expect from a cheesy bastard.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:45pm.
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You and me baby. I mean, no baby.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
why did i think nigel was gay? although having a baby doesn't prove that he isn't...
am i the only one who isn't having a baby?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
hee hee. Hi angel_i.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:33pm.
Jeebus. For someone who loves being single and wants to be left alone, Jennifer Aniston is sure making the rounds. She signed the back wall behind that guy.
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Ha!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Jeebus. For someone who loves being single and wants to be left alone, Jennifer Aniston is sure making the rounds. She signed the back wall behind that guy.
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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RIMADYL KILLS
I dated a dude named Rylan back in the day.
!!!!!Cats Suck!!!!!
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Who cares about babies??
Cats are the new Baby!
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"Come on Gloria..."
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Yea instead of putting his hand on her belly he should pat his cock on the head for a job well done.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Finally a baby with a normal name,yay!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I wonder if Tyty gets jelous when she sees other women are having babaies while shes like 36 with no husband? I wonder if loving her money makes up for all that? Soon shes going to be the 40 yr. old lady who has "fun" when any man whos a potential lover spends time with her.....ANY MAN.
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while in wilderness! SHOCKER!!!
Why do men always have to put a hand in front of a woman's obviously pregnant belly?
Is he announcing to the world the power of his insecure sperm?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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I thought Nigel DID name the baby after Ty Ty--think about it. Jasmine Bark-er.
Woof-woof. Puppehs!
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
i walked right past him @ ceasars in vegas. he was hot!! but this was 2 years ago and he is NOT aging well, EW !! he looks butt !!! he lost his hot bod, he looks anorexic!~
Forehead.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
He's such a pole smoker. It's all about keeping up appearances.
I don't get the love for him, he isn't that hot.
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Is this another of those "pregnant man" deals?
I thought he was gay...?
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If it's the thought that counts, I'd hate to see what you got me if you didn't have any thoughts.
They look like brother and sister...