Chupa Is Not Shutting It Down
Earlier in the fall, I sort of fell in like with Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and her reality show. I KNOW! I tried so hard not to like her. Every time I started to feel a little warmness for her, I'd change the channel, but I'd always go back. As someone who doesn't completely despise her, I feel it's my duty to tell her: DRINK SOME VIRGIN BLOOD! Seriously! Chupacabra looks like she's been without the nectar of her victims for some time now. Chupa is only thirty seven and she looks about eleventy thirty seven!
On her show, she regularly tells people they are "shutting it down" when they look hot. Well, Chupa is not shutting it down here. It looks like some of her internal organs might be shutting it down, but that's about it. Chupa also describes things as "bananas." Well, Chupa needs to eat a few banana trees....whole.
People usually want washboard abs, not a washboard chest! Somebody please sacrifice one of those Disney whores to Chupa. We could do without them, but I can't do without season 2 of her shit show!
Below is Chupa with her assistant Brad at The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser in Los Angeles last night.
Oh, so now putting butterfly shape bars under your skin and over 2 cow tongues hanging off your chest is fashionable today?? Looks like some tribal/ holocaust shit to me! just gross!!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:28am.
She's almost ready for her role in the world's first vegetarian zombie movie, where the dead come back to life and shamble around looking for Grains. Graaainnsss.
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TV, you just bout killed me. It may be the pneumonia fever, but that image made me laugh so hard I think I coughed up half a lung! She does resemble the living dead... Brad, on the other hand, is a cutie-pie! And I love on the show when she gets all serious with her poor husband about slowing down and having a baby--please! She is too self-involved for that.
It's probably been noted before, but she's got the fuzzy hairy down on her face which anorexics have. Starving yourself for the sake of fashion will kill you.
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Nice sternum. I wish mine was that small.
Brad is the reason Chupa's show didn't tank. That hot bitch is why I watched season 1.
She's only seven years older than me, but she looks like that dessicated corpse I had to inter in my Mom's flower garden.
It was just a one-time thing.
@Farrah- Ha Ha. They have the devil on their minds! My sincerest apologies for being confused with me. It isn't something one should take lightly. I have a feeling they are coming for me soon! *shudders*
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:43pm.
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BANNED!
bwahahaha, he have to do that again. I have another IP, they can't block me forever, but there was one very angry poster calling me all sorts of shit!
and the best one was "who is this??? is that you, DEVILGIRL????"
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Ha! Good one devilgirl!
There's absolutely no way she is 37. I know of two women with the same saggy jowls and deep wrinkles and they're both close to 50.
It amazes me that she and her publicist think the public is so stupid to fall for that.
Oh, yeah, I think I also spot a mustache on her too! She's her own walking advertisement = NOT!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 4:55am:
"Bet she saves on Xrays."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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She looks like her outfit came from K mart.
How could she be a person of fashion for other actors/acteresses. Her style stinks.
I forgot to add...
if she is 35, I am in utero!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
She looks like Gollum's emaciated sister...
Golluma!!
Someone find her precious!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
She must think she looks good emaciated... she might as well be obese because its equally unattractive... i think some women believe as they age they should get thinner to compensate, well its not working!
She looks a hot mess,and I like her lol.Why do some white girls think this is cute to look anorexic?Hollywood needs a reality check. Why would any guy find that attractive to screw first off?Its like messing with a lil girl who is not developed or something. Girls think this is so chic or in Vogue lmao. In their minds it makes them look rich, if they are frail and unhealthy looking! Stop it please and eat a burger!
Submitted by rubysue on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:39pm.
Weird - a couple months ago Wikipedia listed Zoe's birth year as 1962, and now it says '71...wonder which is correct. She certainly looks more like she was born in '62.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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...the weird not natural fake colored contacts.
that shade of weird beige is not a natural eye color.>>>
I have the same eye color and it's not fake. I also have a prettier clavicle and my face doesn't look like I'm melting.
Bulimia, however, will not make you look old. It'll rot your teeth, granted, but your face looks plump, well, bloated. That's how you tell the difference between an anorexic and a bulimic, I guess, their bodies will look emaciated, but the bulimics face won't be haggard like chupacabra's.
Just a curious piece of info.
Ok, I've been anorexic but only for a really short while, so my body recovered fully (except for minor things) - but if you have if for a longer period of time, does it make you look older?
Because I have a friend who's been anorexic for years, and I swear, she kind of resembles chupacabra. The greyish complexion, the lethargic look in the eyes, pronounced nasolabial lines (for a 20-year-old!) - and just an old, tired look to her.
She's not 37, try 42 or 43. It's up for debate.
That is Sarah Jessica Parker ugly!
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Yesterday, while cleaning my lazy boy, I found two peanuts and a broken dorito- let me know where I can send it, it could feed this girl for a week
Lizzieb- Thank you! I don't call myself Devilgirl for nothing. I will let you know when I post my next vomit inducing rant.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:16am.
@Lizzieb- I haven't been around for a few and I was looking over some threads, when I came upon the Brab Pitt one. I was very pleased that you were so repelled by my wallofvoodoo posts on JJ!
Ha! I'm going to look.If my eyes fall clean out of my head I shall be sending you the bill missie.
On topic- shit forgot what thread this is. Erm, they smell.
Edited: Just read it. Holy fuck you're good.
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Well, get the bill ready Lizzieb, cause you will be without eyes in your sockets! I made myself sick with this one, well actually they have all made me ill. I told my mom what I was doing and she got all serious and said that some crazy might find out I am joking and hunt me down and kill me. I think I almost deserve to die for the JJ posts. I put the ick in Sick!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
She reminds me of the woman who played Anna for years on General Hospital, I think she was also on Staying Alive too. I think she's pretty. I've never seen this woman before.
@Lizzieb- I haven't been around for a few and I was looking over some threads, when I came upon the Brab Pitt one. I was very pleased that you were so repelled by my wallofvoodoo posts on JJ! The fact that my posts were so disgusting to everyone here did my heart good. I do hope you realize that wallofvoodoo and her posts are very much my sick little joke on the JJ loonies. Angel_i said that they have almost erected a shrine to me and that I have a fan base. They will love me today, I just made a sickening post on the Benjamin Button thread. : )
Her pinpoint eyes make it look like the vicodin is kicking in... This woman would look so much better and healthier if she just gained ten pounds and covered up a little more. I think only other equally fashion obsessed/low self esteem women are impressed with skin and bones, most men find it disgusting.
This is what I fail to understand. She’s a stylist right? So she is in fact her own advertisement. Would you hire a personal trainer that was 100 pounds overweight? A counsellor that was crying when you arrived because the receptionist hadn’t been as nice to her as she would have liked? A doctor that had a fag in one hand (UK fag=cigarette, not a homophobic term) a gin in the other and a needle full of heroin sticking out of his arm? Well, no. So why would you hire someone who looks like the night of the living dead to advise you on clothes? It no makey any sense to moi. *******************************************
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:18am.
...the weird not natural fake colored contacts.
that shade of weird beige is not a natural eye color.
I don't like to defend this zombie but my daughter has hazel eyes that sometimes photograph this colour. Please do not take this as supporting her in any way. Thank you.
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Bet she saves on Xrays.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:44pm.
Sorry to rant, but it boggles the mind that someone with such glaring self-image issues, makes a living dressing other women.
Maybe the two go hand in hand Deb.If you can't even decide what to wear for yourself you're not exactly brimming with confidence.
Awful sight. Eat something for god's sake. And 37? I don't think so- in dog years maybe.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:45am.
You're all gone now aren't you.
cheesh.
===>Me back! Dog walkies. Yar, it's effing hot down hahr. It just isn't christmas....waaaaaahhhaaa
You're all gone now aren't you.
cheesh.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:38am.
tittay canucky!
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SkiDooooon't
how's the heat? anyone burst into flames yet.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
skybitch! square anal beads. that's hard core, bitch!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:37am.
There you are! Aww puppeh!!!!! WWAAAAA. For why do they have to go? Sadness.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:29am.
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I'll pretend that what you said is true and that you were not trying to stir the pot so I'll just say this: In an effort to sound cool your comments made you look like an immature 10 year old. Next time it would be best if you tried to be a bit more genuine, that way you won't get on people's nerves if you don't want to. That's all.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:34am.
Hahhaaha aaeeeii.
^^^that was coz of la kook.
2c - this is quagmire, and he's not nice. Sexual deviant type...
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Ooohhh. Yup chupa's boyfriend got a touch of the Quaggie's, that cartoon dude IS creepy, slimy. Does he have a brother? I think I might have dated him years ago.
Time to get some din dins and call it a night too.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:33am.
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It's not about age...it's more a matter of not having crazy eyes and having the ability to spell something so simple as "Antarctica"
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You calln me loco??? You think my eyes r crazy? I got cho crazy!!!! Who u think u messin with SA??? And Antartica is spelled however the hell I want it to be....
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
tittay canucky!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:33am.
Night TV!!
Trinny needs to help herself! She be lookin very chupacabra lately (bad divorce, eck!)
==Bad divorce! Have you seen the guy she was married to? Old, balding, short, gammy leg, WTF? Strange what attracts.
Is this where everyone is?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Nite, guys! :)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Hahhaaha aaeeeii.
^^^that was coz of la kook.
2c - this is quagmire, and he's not nice. Sexual deviant type...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Quagmire
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It's not about age...it's more a matter of not having crazy eyes and having the ability to spell something so simple as "Antarctica".
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Night TV!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:26am.
2C, Trinny and Susannah could really help this bitch.
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Trinny needs to help herself! She be lookin very chupacabra lately (bad divorce, eck!)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:19am.
===Isn't she leathery just, wha happen to a bitch? And her assistant dude puts me in mind of Quagmire from Family Guy. Her show has just started on Foxtel (confess I've watched a couple). Never noticed her scrawniness on the telly, must be that 10lb camera thing.
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Dunno who dis Quagmire is (only see Family guy every now and then) but if he look like leather gloves then I'm gettin the picture. Don't have the foxtel either! If it wasn't for MK i wouldn't even know about half the 'real Stars' I currently admire. *Pheobe Price*.
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Submitted by CrazyGal on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:17am.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:10am.
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Don't make me relive your previous comments about the importance of being young and hot and asking advice on what to do when you look like some fellow dlisters which I guess in your mind would be "old and wrinkled with no kids". Perhaps the other dlisters are too nice to call you on your bullshit but I am not like them. So tell me, were you trying to get someone pissed? Well congratulations, you got me.
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I dont know how old people are on here...all I know is that major shit is talked all the time about people who look like this Zoe....wrinkly, saggy and and threw...all traits that I notice in "old" people and that we ALL will one day have to live with...I was just asking what to do when we get to that stage in life you know....cuz it cant be fun being snarled at and not having guys hit on you.....it just cant be and on that u must agree!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!