Chupa Is Not Shutting It Down
Earlier in the fall, I sort of fell in like with Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and her reality show. I KNOW! I tried so hard not to like her. Every time I started to feel a little warmness for her, I'd change the channel, but I'd always go back. As someone who doesn't completely despise her, I feel it's my duty to tell her: DRINK SOME VIRGIN BLOOD! Seriously! Chupacabra looks like she's been without the nectar of her victims for some time now. Chupa is only thirty seven and she looks about eleventy thirty seven!
On her show, she regularly tells people they are "shutting it down" when they look hot. Well, Chupa is not shutting it down here. It looks like some of her internal organs might be shutting it down, but that's about it. Chupa also describes things as "bananas." Well, Chupa needs to eat a few banana trees....whole.
People usually want washboard abs, not a washboard chest! Somebody please sacrifice one of those Disney whores to Chupa. We could do without them, but I can't do without season 2 of her shit show!
Below is Chupa with her assistant Brad at The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser in Los Angeles last night.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:01pm.
TITS!
Oh my damn!! I have da puppy madness now!!! I wanna puppy!!! I wanna squeeeeze him and pet him and call him George!!!
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you watched the wave goodbye clips didn't you? the nose on the webcam did me in. it came with SOUND fer fucks sakes.
whimper.
i bet their fur smells like wool and cinnamon.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:14pm.
have you been doing hoodrat stuff? keeping up with house?
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oh chu know i only do hoot rat shit!
btw, they're in Madrid as we speak.
i'm making PURPLE DRANK for tomorrow's Pool Party.
Me and Benji Madden have stuff to do right now..
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Farrah!!!!
Puppy for Benji?? DONE! (sorry Benji, but if you have never had puppy bref in your face, you wouldn't understand!)
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
OMG that was like staring straight into the future! You know i'm gonna be that old bitch picking up fights..
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sad innit? hee no. the not too distant future methinks!
i must remember to download that show. it's a real hoot.
have you been doing hoodrat stuff? keeping up with house?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Creature from the Black Fucking Lagoon
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:01pm.
TITS!
Oh my damn!! I have da puppy madness now!!! I wanna puppy!!! I wanna squeeeeze him and pet him and call him George!!!
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i'll get you one! (that way it'll take your mind off Benji Madden, bwahaha) after you're done squeeeeezing the heck out of puppy #1, i'll send you another..
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:55pm.
Yes, yes, true, and as a preservative it works, but you drunk whores's meat tends to be a bit tough...
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pfft.
says the aging pussy with false fangs.
oh yes i did!
come on, bring it pussy - you're all fur coat and no panties!! XD
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Ok, first of all, TITS, and you only have TWO of them???...WTF, FREAK!!!...I DO NOT have false fangs, I simply had veneers put in to 'enhance' my dental sexay....
And second of all, I AM wearing panties, I just choose to wear them in an unconventional manner which happens to leave my genitals exposed....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TITS!
Oh my damn!! I have da puppy madness now!!! I wanna puppy!!! I wanna squeeeeze him and pet him and call him George!!!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:49pm.
LOL yeah! beep beep. you're on beech!
all i could think of when i saw that clip was benidorm
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OMG that was like staring straight into the future! You know i'm gonna be that old bitch picking up fights.. LOVED it, i'm still laughing!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
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Yes, yes, true, and as a preservative it works, but you drunk whores's meat tends to be a bit tough...
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pfft.
says the aging pussy with false fangs.
oh yes i did!
come on, bring it pussy - you're all fur coat and no panties!! XD
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:40pm.
The move is finally over. Thank god!!
I, um, kind of kicked out the slutty gold digger, so I'd like some props. Silly little thing didn't realize that I'm a mama bear and I protected my son's 'inheritance' (not much, anymore) from going to her.
God, I am pickled. Hope things go to good, from fair to middlin' for you. I'm doing one day at a time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:40pm.
did you see today's "Caption This"??
That's gonna be you and me racing to the "Dead like me" premiere... in style, chu kno'
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LOL yeah! beep beep. you're on beech!
all i could think of when i saw that clip was benidorm!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
i'll be the one in the leopard print sunhat.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
She looks a hot ass mess.
Obviously skinny doesn't equal pretty.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:40pm.
did you see today's "Caption This"??
That's gonna be you and me racing to the "Dead like me" premiere... in style, chu kno'
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
@Clarisse: That's why I din't watch them. Tsk, tsk.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:29pm.
But uh, just out of curiosity...*poking MS with tiger claw for a taste*....Yeah, tasty....
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Wait a few hours and she'll be nicely pickled!
heeheehee
(sorry)
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Yes, yes, true, and as a preservative it works, but you drunk whores's meat tends to be a bit tough...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Clarisse, did you miss the clips of them each waving goodbye?
there's also one of them licking the webcam (the thumb is a close up of a nose)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
in the video section
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
TITS,
I need a segway here! I have re-homed 30 or so animals, you would think this would get easier!!!! These lil fuckers were not even in my house!!!
*cracks seal on the voddie!*
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:29pm.
Wait a few hours??!! I'm pretty pickled, now. How you doin'?
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fair to middlin. how did the move go? I see you have internet, that's the one thing i always forget to arrange for!
i bet tigerlilly has one of those pickle forks that retract on a spring. she's all class.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Weird - a couple months ago Wikipedia listed Zoe's birth year as 1962, and now it says '71...wonder which is correct. She certainly looks more like she was born in '62.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:34pm.
TITS,
*wipes tear*
Is dat Shiba pup wavin goodbye???
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Yes.
those little fuckers almost had me bawling my eyes out.
*sniff*
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:29pm.
Wait a few hours??!! I'm pretty pickled, now. How you doin'?
Tiger - I'm Bambam's type of woman - no ano, here. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
TITS,
*wipes tear*
Is dat Shiba pup wavin goodbye???
Pass the bottle please!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Mrs K.
If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:24pm.
just poured in some brandy, that fixes everything.
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I agree. Cheers and happy "that thing"!!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
But uh, just out of curiosity...*poking MS with tiger claw for a taste*....Yeah, tasty....
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Wait a few hours and she'll be nicely pickled!
heeheehee
(sorry)
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:17pm.
Why did Karen Carpenter die of a heart attack related to anorexia & bulimia, but the Chupa still lives?!?
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if only Karen had shared that sammich with Mama Cass they'd both be alive today!
we've only just begun to live
white lace and promises
a kiss for luck and we're on our way
and yes we've just begun
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:15pm.
Benjamin: Mrs. Angel_i, you're trying to seduce me.
Mrs. Angel_i: [laughs]
Benjamin: Aren't you?
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Ah...Mrs. K - sadly it's more like the other way around. Altho - I am still the one doing the laughing;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
I'd love to hear JAMES HAVEN'S opinion on her!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:13pm.
@Tigerlilly,
Last night, I told you that you kill me but that it was not an invitation.
Today it is. I'm just going by coocaracha's "old ladies" remark. As she is 26, I wish she had defined "old" but I likely fit the bill. Obviously, any "old lady" might as well just give up. (Say, you're not the slutty gold digger who grabbed my hubby are you, coo?)
I've decided to forego buying the gun and let your hotness have me for dinner. Please be gentle. I love tigers.
Sure, I've had a few drinks. Eat me. Oh, I already said that, didn't I? :)
Yikes!! I just scrolled down. Woman freaks me out.
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Pssht...When you are 26, you're still a damn fetus..."Old" is not defined by what the mens think of yo ass...We outlive the menses' asses for a reason...They mo' useless than they think, and we mo' useful than we think.
And that slut who stole yo' man? Psssht, just wait, either he, she or both will get theirs...
The trick to dealing with aging is not "fighting it" or even "aging gracefully", it's being able to live long enough to appreciate Karma kicking in (and kicking ass)...SWEET, and no man woman or appliance give you a better orgasm than that!
But uh, just out of curiosity...*poking MS with tiger claw for a taste*....Yeah, tasty....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
hey farrah, no i ate it all in one sitting. it was crap. i haven't made a cake from a mix in ... 15 years? i got confused by the directions and forgot to add milk until it was in the pan.
just poured in some brandy, that fixes everything.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I'm 41 and my butt crack is shallower than some of those lines...
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Exercising pointless futility.
Why did Karen Carpenter die of a heart attack related to anorexia & bulimia, but the Chupa still lives?!?
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My wife won't get home till a quarter to four, can you give me a ride to the liquor store?
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com/
Poor Chupie...She's sucked up all the virgin blood H'weird had to offer (not much) and she's starving for more...or worse, she's getting that FAKE virgin blood from the H'weird prostitots, and they are making Chupie sick with their skank blood! Yeah, if she stuck out her forked tongue, you could see signs of reptilian-like creature anemia, I guarantee it...H'weird is not taking care of Chupes, and I think that's animal cruelty right there...If they are not going to feed her real virgin blood, then they need to set her free to roam the streets of Mexico sucking the blood out of goats like her breed is supposed to do....Irresponsible pet owners make me sick!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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@Tigerlilly,
Last night, I told you that you kill me but that it was not an invitation.
Today it is. I'm just going by coocaracha's "old ladies" remark. As she is 26, I wish she had defined "old" but I likely fit the bill. Obviously, any "old lady" might as well just give up. (Say, you're not the slutty gold digger who grabbed my hubby are you, coo?)
I've decided to forego buying the gun and let your hotness have me for dinner. Please be gentle. I love tigers.
Sure, I've had a few drinks. Eat me. Oh, I already said that, didn't I? :)
Yikes!! I just scrolled down. Woman freaks me out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Anorexia will prematurely age you.
Stupid Chupa never figured that out, though.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:00pm.
FARRAH!!!
I've been composing a response to your email in my head all day! (such a lame ass excuse eh?)
you weren't lucky enough to get the pred burst of maniacal energy? i know people who've been on it and cleaned out their entire garages in a day.
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you mean "THE THING"??
LMFAO!
gotta love ya, beesh! did you save me a slice of cake?
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:50pm.
*dialing chupa's number*
huh?!?!? usually morgue numbers are unlisted
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telemarketers? one wouldn't think that'd be a big issue.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
FARRAH!!!
I've been composing a response to your email in my head all day! (such a lame ass excuse eh?)
you weren't lucky enough to get the pred burst of maniacal energy? i know people who've been on it and cleaned out their entire garages in a day.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:52pm.
huh?!?!? usually morgue numbers are unlisted
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dammit i'm standing outside Mission Road banging them bitches to let me in! i'm freezing!!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Dear Rachel:
You in danger girl.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:50pm.
*dialing chupa's number*
huh?!?!? usually morgue numbers are unlisted
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
so how does it fell when men stop paying attention to you? How do you deal?
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When men stop paying attention to you your life is basically O-VAH. Any broad worth her weight is salt knows that. I mean, what else is there?!?!!? You might as well call Dr. Kevorkian.
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Men and being regalled by them is totally overrated. The ones who pay attention to you are young and full of hormones or horndogs or manipulative self-loathers who "admire" woman all day long. Better to have careers, money, friends, children, etc.! Besides, regardless of your age, men only stop paying attention when women get fat or totally ano. They don't like extremes.
*dialing chupa's number*
Chupa! i need more of those...er.. you know.. horsie diet pills?
seriously, i need to go on the Trollsen/Chupa diet. Prednisone is not good for mah ass.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
She looks like a wet rat that a cat chewed and spit out!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:57pm.
You might as well call Dr. Kevorkian.
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And screw that bastard stoopid!
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:31pm.
I look at Chupa and all I see is a scrawny skank. Ick.
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Really??? Cuz I see way more than that, I really do...
I see an elderly looking scrawny skank with Botox warmed over meth face....Oh, and someone who needs a chee'burger....with Pepsi, no coke...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:36pm.
This skunt is the poor man's version of Nicole Ritchie, sad to say.
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The fact that you write that shows her success. She styled NR to look like her, basically. Ironic NR gets the credit now. Well, at least NR doesn't look ano now!