Chupa Is Not Shutting It Down
Earlier in the fall, I sort of fell in like with Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and her reality show. I KNOW! I tried so hard not to like her. Every time I started to feel a little warmness for her, I'd change the channel, but I'd always go back. As someone who doesn't completely despise her, I feel it's my duty to tell her: DRINK SOME VIRGIN BLOOD! Seriously! Chupacabra looks like she's been without the nectar of her victims for some time now. Chupa is only thirty seven and she looks about eleventy thirty seven!
On her show, she regularly tells people they are "shutting it down" when they look hot. Well, Chupa is not shutting it down here. It looks like some of her internal organs might be shutting it down, but that's about it. Chupa also describes things as "bananas." Well, Chupa needs to eat a few banana trees....whole.
People usually want washboard abs, not a washboard chest! Somebody please sacrifice one of those Disney whores to Chupa. We could do without them, but I can't do without season 2 of her shit show!
Below is Chupa with her assistant Brad at The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser in Los Angeles last night.
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This skunt is the poor man's version of Nicole Ritchie, sad to say.
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I look at Chupa and all I see is a scrawny skank. Ick.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:17pm.
No, that's a combover.
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BWAHAHAHAHA! LMAO!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:18pm.
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Dang! And here I thought my AH WANNA HAVE YER BEBES shirt was all I needed... :(
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:21pm.
I'd like to hear from someone at your house OTHER than minch please.
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But, Minch is so erudite.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:21pm.
I'd like to hear from someone at your house OTHER than minch please.
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outright prolonged laughter
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:13pm.
mrs k - when is life over for a man?
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when he is no longer agile enough to lick his own ballz
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I'd like to hear from someone at your house OTHER than minch please.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:17pm.
No, that's a combover.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:15pm.
Mrs K, methinks she didn't get the memo. 26 is the new 96.
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Plus didn't anyone ever tell her if you want a guy to look at you just tuck your skirt *into* your pantyhose
works for me.
*removing long train of toilet paper from my shoe*
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:07pm.
mrs k - when is life over for a man?
hahahahahaha. Around the time his hair migrates off his head onto his back and upper arms.
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Then it must be Armageddon when it gets to his ass...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I appreciate that, Tits, thanks for the "beware". So far, I've been a smoker for *does math* 25 years (holy crap!) with no ill effects. Perhaps it'll all come crashing down at once and I, too, will have Cryptkeeper Mouth upon waking one day.
Time will tell, but at least I don't have the Cryptkeeper chest or leather batwing tits!
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Benjamin: Mrs. Angel_i, you're trying to seduce me.
Mrs. Angel_i: [laughs]
Benjamin: Aren't you?
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
so how does it fell when men stop paying attention to you? How do you deal?
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When men stop paying attention to you your life is basically O-VAH. Any broad worth her weight is salt knows that. I mean, what else is there?!?!!? You might as well call Dr. Kevorkian.
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Mrs K, methinks she didn't get the memo. 26 is the new 96.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:07pm.
mrs k - when is life over for a man?
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when he is no longer agile enough to lick his own ballz
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:03pm.
I still get picked up by 15 year olds.
*raised eyebrow* You mean lifted off the deck?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
For all you old ladies.....I look at my mom and other old folks and know it wont last....so how does it fell when men stop paying attention to you? How do you deal? What is the best face creams?
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I can't speak for any other old ladies but, as for this one, I guess - by the sound of your comment, it's time for me to go out and buy myself a gun (if you get my drift). How could I possibly go on living?
Chupa needs a hell of a lot more than face creams.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Man, she is frightening. She looks way older than her age and she has the parentheses that look like she is well into her 50's...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:07pm.
mrs k - when is life over for a man?
hahahahahaha. Around the time his hair migrates off his head onto his back and upper arms.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:40pm.
beware! I smoked for 16 years. also drank through straws a lot (i like them). Got a really bad case of pussy mouth - the pursed lip lines above and below each lip like an old lady sucking lemons - or a cats asshole.
i attribute that solely to smoking.
$400.00 for injections of temporary filling to correct it. $800 for permanent.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:25pm.
I am soo glad I am not skinny..not fat either but geez! I am a semi-cougar
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Lynx :>
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
mrs k - when is life over for a man?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:25pm.
I am soo glad I am not skinny..not fat either but geez! I am a semi-cougar
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Puma:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:07pm.
Age ain't nuthin but a number.
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I need to read that, thanks. Tomorrow is my birfday, its going to be whoretastic!
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Well, it's true:) I still get picked up by 15 year olds. I'm like: Hello! Grown woman! LOL!...But, in their defense, I'm immature like that.
Happy Pre-Birthday! (I'll say it the right way tomorrow:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
so how does it fell when men stop paying attention to you? How do you deal?
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When men stop paying attention to you your life is basically O-VAH. Any broad worth her weight is salt knows that. I mean, what else is there?!?!!? You might as well call Dr. Kevorkian.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
WTF is wrong w/her? Dear lord she needs to eat whole newborns never mind blood.
Boudin Balls. That is all. Forever and ever. Amen. Just tasted one of these delicacies. and I'm sure this is what heaven tastes like. I sure hope they have these in Hell.
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is NO excuse for being dumb or dirty in America." ~Nitty's Mom
her 2 boobs together dont make one
Submitted by KA on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:45pm.
Yeah, some people on this site have told me that smoking does not effect your looks. What do you think now, bitches?
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I think you sound really cranky.
The only effect smoking has had on my looks is people think I'm a decade younger than I am. True.
And that I'm admittedly smoke-scented after coming back inside, which I concede is yucky to some. Then again, I find most kids yucky, so to each his/her own!
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
"I die. do you die?"
if she could speak human, the show might be good.
poor funny patient Brad should run away again.
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Glories stream from Heaven afar"
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:47pm.
I'll bet you looked great, too! In my opinion, if you can't laugh with each other in a relationship, it is over.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
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that's nasty.
Wow. She doesn't look a day under 97.
I don't think I've ever loved my curves as much as I do after seeing her anti-cleavage. Thanks for being there for me, boobs!
so sorry y'all hit the post button twice...my bad!
I am soo glad I am not skinny..not fat either but geez! I am a semi-cougar and feel that as I get older I just don't give a sheat what people think, I love myself and have earned everything...no shame in my game. I am 100% natural and never will put on a plastic face..you can always tell the botox messes cause there faces literally cannot move. It makes them look weird and robot like. Plastic surgery is the enemy of women, I just wish more women would get it...most plastic surgeons are basically butchers...
I am soo glad I am not skinny..not fat either but geez! I am a semi-cougar and feel that as I get older I just don't give a sheat what people think, I love myself and have earned everything...no shame in my game. I am 100% natural and never will put on a plastic face..you can always tell the botox messes cause there faces literally cannot move. It makes them look weird and robot like. Plastic surgery is the enemy of women, I just wish more women would get it...most plastic surgeons are basically butchers...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:07pm.
Age ain't nuthin but a number.
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I need to read that, thanks. Tomorrow is my birfday, its going to be whoretastic!
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OMG I love Brad! That cracked out white haired bitch that is her other assistant needs a kick in the vajayjay. I hate her!
I like this show, something about watching her run from store to store blowing wads of dough and hiding it from her husband appeals to me. I love it when she says "Doesn't just make you die?"
It's a sickness I know liking this shit.
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Dick happens! - MK
Oh yuck! Who decided that the skinnier the better? Look, her boobs are disappearing! This is what happens when the body goes into starvation mode. She looks like someone liberated from a concentration camp- at least in the chest area. No wonder she doesn't want to show too much of the rest of her body.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:07pm.
Age ain't nuthin but a number.
Very correct!I am older but I still get hot men and women .Any Star Trek nerds or leather dykes out there give me a message,yum!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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double posted,oops
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:05pm.
Thank you.
You're very welcome. Might've been more impressive had I hyphenated "turn-on"! Hmmmm, maybe I should crack a book ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:02pm.
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It's funny, years ago, I used to attract crazies...Now, it's less crazies, and more Mrs. Robinson seekers, which unfortunately makes me uncomfortable, cuz I really should jump they sexy as hell bones, but I don't...And old farts seem to like me...No, I don't mean 'older', I mean elderly, the 70-90 set...Yeah, I ain't going there even when I AM 70-90...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Age ain't nuthin but a number.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
That is buttnasty.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
Crack a book every now & again too. Believe it or not, intelligence can be a huge turnon.
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Thank you.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
She could easily keep cash and credit cards under those titties.
Fun AND practical.
Cheers.
Tigerlily and coocharacha, it really depends on the men who find you attractive. I seem to attract the garden variety INSANE types who are barely 27 these days. They open their mouths when they're drunk and stupid and I just high-tail it outta there like nobody's business after 15 minutes (maybe less if I'm in a bad mood). And I look younger than 31 so therein lies the problem. I just don't want to waste my time talking to losers these days. Most of the time, the construction workers give me the undress-you-with-their-eyes looks and say some shit in Spanish to me that's nasty (yes I understand, but I'm not going to say anything lest I have an actual conversation, god forbid)...ugh...men can be so Neanderthal!
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She's an emaciated, no-talent dud with an annoying voice, imitated by her "can't tell ass from elbow" assistant, Brod.
I'd hoped the bottom of the barrel was about scraped clean, but since the fur-hag's shit-show got renewed, well, obviously not yet.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:54pm.
I heard that--and she would know.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)