Chupa Is Not Shutting It Down
Earlier in the fall, I sort of fell in like with Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and her reality show. I KNOW! I tried so hard not to like her. Every time I started to feel a little warmness for her, I'd change the channel, but I'd always go back. As someone who doesn't completely despise her, I feel it's my duty to tell her: DRINK SOME VIRGIN BLOOD! Seriously! Chupacabra looks like she's been without the nectar of her victims for some time now. Chupa is only thirty seven and she looks about eleventy thirty seven!
On her show, she regularly tells people they are "shutting it down" when they look hot. Well, Chupa is not shutting it down here. It looks like some of her internal organs might be shutting it down, but that's about it. Chupa also describes things as "bananas." Well, Chupa needs to eat a few banana trees....whole.
People usually want washboard abs, not a washboard chest! Somebody please sacrifice one of those Disney whores to Chupa. We could do without them, but I can't do without season 2 of her shit show!
Below is Chupa with her assistant Brad at The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser in Los Angeles last night.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
Crack a book every now & again too. Believe it or not, intelligence can be a huge turnon.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
For all you old ladies.....
at ehat age do the fellas start to look at you less? Im 26 and I find that I get more attention than ever...I think I look better than I ever did right now, but I look at my mom and other old folks and know it wont last....so how does it fell when men stop paying attention to you? How do you deal? What is the best face creams?
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Ho, 26 isn't even an age, Okaaaay? :-)...No, girl, donchu worry 'bout it, you got many years ahead of you, just take good care of yourself. Don't be frying your skin in the sun or doing meth, keep a healthy weight on yo' ass, get enough sleep, take good care of your skin, (vitamin A and C serums and creams as you age) and if you are purty at 26, you can easily still be a hot cougar at 50+. But honestly, I find the older I get, the less I give a rat's ass about random men finding me attractive. I mean, it's fun when they do, but I just rarely even think about that anymore...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:42pm.
My granny swears by jizz. Good thing she lives on the east coast--well, just because.
As did Mae West ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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She looks absolutely skeletal...I especially like how she has the bulimia chipmunk bloat going on...so in style this season!!!! WOW! Let's see if Rian puts this on The Skinny Website, I'm sure those hags would KILL to look like this emaciated wench!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:50pm.
Try it!
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:42pm.
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BWAHAHAHA!!! *dies*
You gotta watch out for those little old ladies from the east coast. :0)
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:41pm.
I know that's right. When I bought a Mrs. Claus teddy set for my man one time and he laughed his ass off, I laughed too. It was funny.
What followed was the best Santa's goody bag I ever had.
People need to loosen up. Poor Rachel here looks all uptight.
Life is too short.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:13pm.
Sammich is good, too; I just meant for this event.
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Yeah, me too;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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There's nothing wrong with being flat chested, but when you've tits like Mr. Burns you should probably cover them up.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
For all you old ladies.....
at ehat age do the fellas start to look at you less? Im 26 and I find that I get more attention than ever...I think I look better than I ever did right now, but I look at my mom and other old folks and know it wont last....so how does it fell when men stop paying attention to you? How do you deal? What is the best face creams?
My granny swears by jizz. Good thing she lives on the east coast--well, just because.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:36pm.
Fuckin' A Right! I think that's what makes Zoe and Madonna, (to name 2), so unattractive. They take themselves SOOOOOOOOOOOO seriously.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:05pm.
Clavicles are the new breasts to women like La Chupa.
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Yes! Good one.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
...i used to think sternums were hot, thanks for ruining my fetish zoe
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
God she is horrid looking. Makes me laugh to see people starve themselves because they are so determined to look thin - they never bother to think ahead and see that when you lose ALL your fat, you age horribly (i.e. Madonna).
It's so fitting her eye color is the color of baby diarrhea.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Her eye color is quite stunning, I'll give her that.
Meanwhile, she looks like she smokes 3 packs a day while lying out in the sun slathered in Crisco.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
This sounds corny as hell, but the key to being sexy at any age is just being yourself. ; )~
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And having a sense of humor.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
MK, you need to link to the Faces of Meth website like you did earlier today, for this post as well. I think it is appropriate here.
Bitch looks ragged.
Ha! I love how MK talked shit about Chupacabra and now he loves her because of that show. Such a reality show whore. Never mind that I now say "I die!" and "that's bananas". That's beside the point.
Chupa said she was a triple virgo, something about being one, her rising and weaning sign/sun or some shit was virgo as well. The astrologers said that makes her like a decade older. Caught wrinkly handed!!
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
Not for nothing, but men still check me out. It makes me smile when I'm riding my bike and guys hoot at me. Makes my day, in fact!
This sounds corny as hell, but the key to being sexy at any age is just being yourself. ; )~
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She's fairly attactive for 50.
Coco Chanel used to say "before leaving the house, every woman should check herself in a mirror and remove at least one accessory from her ensemble" removing rib bones doesn't count...
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Ugh,someone needs to take her starving ass to an all-you-can-eat buffet!
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:18pm.
Lemme tell you something, cooc. I'm cougar-times and I have a collection of business cards that I collect from waiters who try to get with me still.
I define the term hot mess. I'm not a skinny mini, but I am confident and I have a DD rack to die for.
I am 100% organic, baby, no plastic or botox on me, and the men still Jizz.In.They.Pants.
Word.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
She's a disgusting example of everything that's wrong when these emaciated anorexic cunts get their claws into the fashion, music, tv and film industry and promote a vile and unrealistic body image as an "ideal". I fucking hate her and everything she stands for.
We need to set her up with Jared from Subway. He can introduce her to the delicious subs with under six grams of fat and everybody can live happily ever after. As long as they don't forget the sauce.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:13pm.
Sammich is good, too; I just meant for this event.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Jane!!! Warm up the Lincoln! We need to do a drive-by and give this no titted bitch a bucket of KFC.........Love Blanche Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Holy fucking shit! That chest is...puke-worthy.
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That is not cute!
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
For all you old ladies.....
at ehat age do the fellas start to look at you less? Im 26 and I find that I get more attention than ever...I think I look better than I ever did right now, but I look at my mom and other old folks and know it wont last....so how does it fell when men stop paying attention to you? How do you deal? What is the best face creams?
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
I'm so glad I have the self esteem and independence to not fall for these starve yourself trends.
THIS is how you show off cleavage, Rachel.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28268
You're welcome. Cougarific at its finest. Meow.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Buddy Holly has risen from the grave and is now an asistant to a stylist.
Everyone knows she's a clen-whore.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clenbuterol
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:08pm.
She just needs to lift that shawl or top so it covers her shoulders and upper torso. The pix where she's done so look better.
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UGH. I've just been clicking and she just needs to EAT A SAMMICH, ALREADY! She's living proof why Bratz Dolls are not good for society. And I'm not even AGAINST Bratz Dolls!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Her assistant looks like he's probably just as irritating as she.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:04pm.
LOL! And your little dog too!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She should have at least worn a bra ... even if she doesn't have any chichis. Always wear a bra people!!
Brad, on the other hand, is fully rocking the Buddy Holly look.
She just needs to lift that shawl or top so it covers her shoulders and upper torso. The pix where she's done so look better.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:04pm.
@Deb:
O - there's a Madam Tussaud's grin in a thumb down there - I'd missed that...
I just caught that too! THAT pic is the one when she indeed busts a doodie-bubble.
I haven't seen her show. I only know of how she dressed Nicole Ritchie. Maybe I couldn't look past the starving creature wearing the clothing, and I was put off. NahMEAN?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Oh she's a fucking stylist all right... a stylist at a mortuary maybe, because bitch looks like a corpse.
Clavicles are the new breasts to women like La Chupa.
wow. that's some scary shit.
odd that her face remains fat(ish). wonder if that's why she is starving herself.
she doesn't have any muscles either!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:56pm.
Nice, friendly smile that girl has. So warm and real!
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@Deb:
O - there's a Madam Tussaud's grin in a thumb down there - I'd missed that...
To be fair, I mostly like what she does for people - and I like her style; I just always think what a shame it is that it's on her.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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GAWD! The irony of HER being a stylist! At least she got her forehead botoxed. Next step, whoever did her eyes needs to release one of them so that they match again. How she ever became SOMEONE is beyond me.
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Zoe looks so brittle she's likely to shatter into thousand of tiny fragments any second.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Why why WHY would she leave the house looking like that? Didn't anyone tell her that skeleton doesn't look good in black?? Fucking hell. Black is slimming but that's ridonkulous. The chest is horrific. Cover that shit up.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:56pm.
Nice, friendly smile that girl has. So warm and real!
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Is that a smile? I thought she was pushing out a doodie bubble.
PS. 37??? SHUT! UP!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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