Chupa Is Not Shutting It Down
Earlier in the fall, I sort of fell in like with Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and her reality show. I KNOW! I tried so hard not to like her. Every time I started to feel a little warmness for her, I'd change the channel, but I'd always go back. As someone who doesn't completely despise her, I feel it's my duty to tell her: DRINK SOME VIRGIN BLOOD! Seriously! Chupacabra looks like she's been without the nectar of her victims for some time now. Chupa is only thirty seven and she looks about eleventy thirty seven!
On her show, she regularly tells people they are "shutting it down" when they look hot. Well, Chupa is not shutting it down here. It looks like some of her internal organs might be shutting it down, but that's about it. Chupa also describes things as "bananas." Well, Chupa needs to eat a few banana trees....whole.
People usually want washboard abs, not a washboard chest! Somebody please sacrifice one of those Disney whores to Chupa. We could do without them, but I can't do without season 2 of her shit show!
Below is Chupa with her assistant Brad at The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser in Los Angeles last night.
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She must believe that The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser was raise funds for crack users. She looks like a blond Wino without the ratty beehive and MagicMarker eyeliner.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Nice, friendly smile that girl has. So warm and real!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"OH. MYGOD. I'M DYING. I'M ALREADY DEAD. LIKE. I'M IN MY COFFIN."
Her show always cracks me up.
Note to Anne Hathaway: This woman is the reason why you no longer have any boobs. Just sayin'. Step away from the Chupacapra!!! The sad thing is, RZ would be an attractive woman if she didn't weight 20 lbs.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
I didn't know Tippi Hendren had abandoned her wildlife refuge and became a stylist. Wow, it's great that senior citizens want to not only keep active, but try something new career wise.
Saggy pancake titty's are NOT sexy.
She needs to do something, because those pancake titties of hers are looking pathetic. I mean, I know she thinks her dress is "fierce" or whatever, but it's just highlighting some really unfortunate parts.
And I don't think it's just age making her boobs look like that (I know she claims she's in her 30s, but that's bullshit). Betcha if she put on 10 pounds, it would go right to her boobs.
Submitted by lelu on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:49pm.
This is definitely an eating disorder and I can't believe that the people around her wouldn't have said something about it by now. Painful to see.
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I agree, and they probably have. Although somehow I doubt she gives a shit.
Oh, Chile. Your pore little breasteses. They need some soul food.
Have some butter on yore cornbread, it hurts to look at you.
True confession: I have decided to like her because perez hates her. That's good enuff for me.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
What a fucking disgusting whore.
This is definitely an eating disorder and I can't believe that the people around her wouldn't have said something about it by now. Painful to see.
Ugh, that raisin needs to take a nice, long steam and rehydrate.
At least her hair is a definite improvement.
And I used to really like's sense of style on the show, now it seems he's just a one-trick pony. Enough with the black bow tie already.
I'm still trying to figure out how "concentration camp" chic ever came into style and when will it go away. I just noticed she looks so much like my aunt.
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If it's the thought that counts, I'd hate to see what you got me if you didn't have any thoughts.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:41pm.
Mel-Tang: they are not boobies, they're little flaps of leather.
Ewwww! Save the animals!
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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RIMADYL KILLS
Yeah, some people on this site have told me that smoking does not effect your looks. What do you think now, bitches?
Sorry to rant, but it boggles the mind that someone with such glaring self-image issues, makes a living dressing other women.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Betcha anything assistant Brad works for The Trevor Project.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
suffer for fashion!! bitch!!
She has the lips of my husband's grandma, before she died at 89 after years of smoking.
I still miss the old gal. She was very sweet to me, and a hoot!
Oh, Rachel Zoe. She needs some help. I'd imagine she's "living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Mel-Tang: they are not boobies, they're little flaps of leather.
this is fucking disgusting...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Too skinny,she must have anorexia or something,girl needs therapy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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wow, she is one year younger than me and looks twenty years older.
And those poor saggy little things on her chest.
The skinnier these broads get, the more determined they are to show it off. They love all the attention they get for looking like concentration campers.
I bet a million assholes told her she looked "like, amazing" as she was getting ready to go out.
looks like nicole richie when she was skinny.
BJ, you need to take her out on a date to the all-u-kin-eat KFC buffet.
I like the concave boobies.
Makes her look current.
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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If she needs virgin blood, a Disney whore just won't do....
PSSST! Here's a shot of her nekkid.
http://www.bonzrus.com/Pictures_Images/TorsoFull.jpg
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Because grown women who resemble young malnourished boys are sexy...
*whispers* I like her show too MK!! *runs off*
37? well kick me in the nuts this lady looks my gramama