Thursday, December 11th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Nikki Sixx (50)
Rider Strong (29)
Rey Mysterio (34)
Ben Shephard (34)
Mos Def (35)
Mo'Nique (41)
Gary Dourdan (42)
Lisa Gastineau (49)
Isabella Hofmann (50)
Jermaine Jackson (54)
Teri Garr (64)
Brenda Lee (64)
John Kerry (65)
Donna Mills (68)
Rita Moreno (77)

Posted by: Michael K


starr's picture

yay! happy bday to mos def and rey mysterio

didn't know mysterio is in his 30s...damn

shandi's picture

Happy Birthday, Nikki! Actually he looks very good, very sexy for 50 and this is a TERRIBLE picture of him. And I do hate this pirate phase he's going through. I don't think he's had any botox or work done, because when the makeup is off, you can see the wrinkles. I still think he is one SEXY beast!

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letinstar's picture

for all the drugging and dying nikki sixx did, i think he looks pretty damn good for 50...

happy bday to mof, gary dourdan, donna mills...and rita moreno...who i've loved since the "electric company" days...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

jiggywiddit's picture

Nikki's Sick.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts!Nikki Sixx is boning KatVon D he must be doing something right and I think he is a hottie!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by dustbunny on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:38am.
Anyone else think Nikki wears a hairpiece? Something about his hair screams polyester to me.

I had a series of face-to-face biz meetings with him and the band in the late 90s, and that's the first thing I noticed: cheapass wig. I think that's why he favors a bandana, too.

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fulgora77's picture

God Nikki get rid of the porn stash please!

I don't know what this picture is of but it's worse than that rape victim android.

"I love my tail in these jeans!"

Blacki Onassis's picture

Never mind the weave - he is looking like he has had quite the botox session lately.

"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."

M.E.'s picture

"He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood, he's the one that makes you feel alright............"

Happy bidet yousexy hawt bitch Nikki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sluttsville's picture

Rider Strong.....hahahahahahahahaha...what were your parents (Sukem & Longin) thinking?

Hockey fan's picture

Horrible pic of Nikki. He's really quite a handsome guy.

Deb's picture

Happy birthday, Rita Moreno, Terri Garr, Brenda Lee, and Katie Scarlett!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Manbearpig's picture

One of the best and most disgusting books that I have ever read it Motley Crue's THE DIRT. I can't believe any of them are alive today. I also read Nikki's THE HEROIN DIARIES and enjoyed it thoroughly. He looks really good for 50 especially considering the amount of drug abuse in his life and that he has actually died twice already. Winehouse is half his age and looks twice his age (100).

ocd can be good's picture

Where would the strip clubs of the world be without his "Girls Girls Girls" song?

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Honey I need some Dr. Feelgood this morning.

HB to some of the sluts...

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

blueberry's picture

Happy B-day to the wonderful Brenda Lee!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Happy BD to Teri Garr ("Put the candle BECK!"), Brenda Lee ("Rocking ARound the Christmas Tree"), and Rita Moreno ("Hey you guuuuuuuuuuuys!")

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Albatross's picture

Rider Strong - best porn name evah!

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Sugaroo's picture

Gary Douche Dourdan is only 42? Some people should not do drugs!

Isn't Nikki a little decrepit to be dressing like that?

dustbunny's picture

oops. double post.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.

dustbunny's picture

Anyone else think Nikki wears a hairpiece? Something about his hair screams polyester to me.
*shrugs*
Anyhoo Happy Birthday to all.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.

Happy Birthday Nikki you hot sexy peice of man meat. Now come to my bedroom for your birthday prezzie and leave that skank Von Dee at home.

(I kid, I love Kat, but still, Im not into sharing)

The C word's picture

HB Nikki Sixx, Mos Def, Gary Dourdan, Teri Garr, and Rita Moreno!

Here's Rita on the Muppet Show singing 'Fever':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yvHWyvexZA

Morning!

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Triscuit's picture

That fucking idiot "Nikki Suxx" looks like a pirate of the Carribean(sp?)
And he looks Waaaaaaaaaaaaay older than 50.

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Sorry,MK♥

Triscuit's picture

Anyone ever see "Something the Lord made"(I could be wrong w/the exact title)Mos Def was in it and I love that movie!
Happy Birfday Everyone!

Have a Fantastic Morning ,D's!

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Sorry,MK♥

Idiots like Pete Wentz look stupid enough with makeup & bad hair. Once the makeup cakes in your wrinkles, & you have to cover the gray in your hairdo, it's time to give up the "rebel" shit, Nikki. You don't look cool. You look like an old man desperately chasing your youth.
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ChubbyWubby's picture

It's amazing Nikki made it to 50 with what he's been through. Happy B-Day and congrats to making it!

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Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:37am.
its my birthday too yeh ....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JELLIS LESSBEAN, HAVE CAKE TIMES AND MAKE THE HAPPY POO IN YOUR TRAILAR.

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loozer's picture

Happy B-Day Brenda Lee! It is also the 50th anniversary of her recording "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree"!
Happy 62nd B-Day to uber record producer Tony Brown.
H.B. to Rita, Teri, Donna "Abby" Mills and Jermaine too.

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Jem's picture

Happy Birthday Nikki!!! And Happy Birthday Mary, who shares a birthday with Nikki...two of the nicest people EVER :) Although I can't believe he's 50...I thought he was 47! Oh well :)

And Happy Birthday Katie!!! :)

Happy Birthday KatieScarlett! hope you have a wunnerful day!!!:))))

reinvention's picture

Submitted by reinvention on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:43am.
happy birtdhay to you KatieScarlett.
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what the hell is a birtdhay?

TexnDoc's picture

Happy Birthday Teri Garr. "Roll-roll-roll in de hay" "Put de candle BECH"

KatieScarlett's picture

Submitted by reinvention on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:43am.
happy birtdhay to you KatieScarlett

thanks!!!!!! I just popped a couple Xanax in my honor and I am quite happy.. no work all play..
you are very sweet XOXOX I will love everyone today...

reinvention's picture

happy birtdhay to you KatieScarlett.

why couldn't we have a picture of that hot slut rita moreno instead of this generic rocker zombie. i swear every middle-aged guy who was in a hair band in l.a. in the 80s has this same look.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

KatieScarlett's picture

its my birthday too yeh ....