The Hello Kitty Maternity Hospital Better Keep A Bed Warm
The rumors that Mimi is knocked up with a magical butterfly baby just won't stop. Page Six says that Mimi was spotted by some nosy ho coming out of a baby doctor's office in Beverly Hills. The nosy ho said she was "clutching what looked like a sonogram and being greeted by her entourage with cheers. She was ebullient."
Yeah, I'm dumb so I had to look up "ebullient." It basically means unicorns riding on rainbows flew out of her Hello Kitty.
I really need for these rumors to be true. Just thinking of all the names Mimi will name her spawn is making me want to invent a pill that will speed up birth, so that baby can pop out now. My Mariah Carey Baby Name Generator says she will name her baby Princess Cristal Butterfly Lamb Kitty (even if its a boy), but methinks Mimi is going to be more creative than that.
And the bitches at the Hello Kitty Maternity Hospital better start preparing for the arrival of the Hello Kitty Queen herself.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:11pm.
I think Mariah Carey will be a great mom. She'll play dolls with the kid and give her little sweetums popcicles. And make dolphin sounds. Who wouldn't love to have her for a mom!?
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
Submitted by A-RON on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:13pm.
I personally hate how bystanders, intelligent or unintelligent, always have to use big words to describe celebrities...what ever happened to "happy?"
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A-Ron I love the asian boys
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OnT" She can sing!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
I personally hate how bystanders, intelligent or unintelligent, always have to use big words to describe celebrities...what ever happened to "happy?"
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She looks very pretty there, the eye make up suits her.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
She will have a blast decorating a nursery and their kid will be beautiful.I hope she is knocked up.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I think she'll do it. The biological clock is ticking something fierce on her.
I think Mariah Carey will be a great mom. She'll play dolls with the kid and give her little sweetums popcicles. And make dolphin sounds. Who wouldn't love to have her for a mom!?
Youre right! Her face is changing! She's already growing a mustache.. wait, what? Oh thats her man? OOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Well, good for her. For some reason I think she'd make a better mom than some of the other tarts that have given birth lately.
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Look at her face, it's already changing....definitely pregnant.....
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
it's in the small print of the pre-nup, he has to wear Hello Kitty pink at all times.and so will the baby.congrats.
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"Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from Heaven afar"
Well, now we know why she married that poor stupid fuck.
she will be the WORST mother. She is so fucking selfish. One of the things I used to respect about her, was that she said she was too selfish to have a baby.
poor kid.
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I'm so happy, that you love me
Life is lovely, when you're near me
Tell me you will stay, make me smile...
- Chicago "Make Me Smile"
Submitted by KnowItAll on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:15am.
It had to be TIM GUNN. He's the only human who uses the word "ebullient" in front of other people.
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i LOVE that bitch. Specially when he stands, holds his chin and says "this is not avant-garde"
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
It had to be TIM GUNN. He's the only human who uses the word "ebullient" in front of other people.
Devil - fingers crossed!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
I think I would give my left huevo to see the look on her face the first time the kid pukes right down the front of whatever low-cut inappropriate top she's wearing. That real nasty formula puke.
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All my friends know the low rider
The low ri-der is a little higher...
i hope she gets her wish granted and give birth to a beautiful butterfly that will fly far away into the land of unicorns.
Actually, it would be a lot better if she gave birth to a beautiful unicorn. Expect tummy tuck, more fake boobs, lipo, lifting of things, etc..
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Ten bucks says if it's a boy, she names him Monarch.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:50am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:47am.
Can YOU imagine being BloHan or Parasite's gynecologist???????????????
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Touche, Sugar. Now, would YOU like to help me clean the puke off my keyboard??? LOL
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Good Lord, Jeffro, you just made me spit out the last mouf-full I had of Egg Nog Latte! That shit ain't right! LOL!
LA- Uh oh, I have been outed! Well, all good things must come to an end. Wonder if I should fear for my life?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:47am.
Can YOU imagine being BloHan or Parasite's gynecologist???????????????
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Touche, Sugar. Now, would YOU like to help me clean the puke off my keyboard??? LOL
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All my friends know the low rider
The low ri-der is a little higher...
Watch her pull some stunt and name her kid "Jane" just to spite us!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:46am
Off Topic:
JURL! They dun posted one of your posts over at jizzjared on the Benjamin Button thread this morning. IDK where the post is from, Celebitchy?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
lol LA...Glitter vision. You know that's the superpower Mariah Carey wishes she had.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:40am.
Can you imagine being this crazy bitch's doctor?
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Can YOU imagine being BloHan or Parasite's gynecologist???????????????
Glitter Cooter for a boy
and for a girl....
hmmmmm?
Something that says, "I'll so be a jelly hater of my own daughters youth and we will share clothes when she reaches eight".
Maybe Brinie!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Glitter Vision Carey-Cannon
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:43am.
Here's my list:
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LMAO!!
They were all great, but my personal preference is "Shiny eyes". :D
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
@Tits- Do you have any doubt that it would be?
If this is true, I suspect we'll be getting daily updates from Mimi throughout pregnancy till age 20. I don't need to know how fat she feels or that the baby kicked again.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Baby Name Pool:
Butterfly Carrey Cannon
Rainbow Carrey Cannon
Kitty Carrey (BTW, good porn name)
Mystic Carrey
Spanx Carrey (if its a boy)
...feel free to continue folks
Here's my list:
Sparkley Sprinkles
Strawberry Sugarcane
Princess Pinky
Rainbrow Bright
Starlight Melody
Cupcake Bonbon
Fifi
Gigi
Shiny eyes
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Please let this baby be UGLY!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Touch My Baby
With your doctor hands
Pull it out my body
Slap it on the ass
Clean my baby
Go find my wet nurse
Get this kid out of here
Why wont it stop crying
No siggie! I smoked it!
Can you imagine being this crazy bitch's doctor?
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All my friends know the low rider
The low ri-der is a little higher...
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:33am.
Let's hope Mimi doesn't reproduce. The world doesn't need a duplicate of her.
I can see her naming the spawn:
Rainbow Carrey
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I see her naming it Butterfly Cannon-cuz she LOVES butterflies
or something campy like Fire Cannnon
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:14am.
Dear Lord, you know she's going to keep up the skin tight clothes when she's 8 months preggo too.
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You know that's exactly what she going to do. Her hips and thighs will probably expand exponentially. Spandex will show them off beautifully, don't you think? Blech!
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Let's hope Mimi doesn't reproduce. The world doesn't need a duplicate of her.
I can see her naming the spawn:
Rainbow Carrey
Barf.
She will have twins and name them Lullabye and Sonnet.
I hope shes pregs....we need some more people who have ebullient voices and a comedic side in the world of showbiz. Im tired of looking at tired ass Britneys with their tired as vocies and tired ass personalities...
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Just because you have titties, silicone enhanced or no, does not mean you are fit to raise a child.
Someone should strap Mimi down, and yank out her fallopian tubes with their bare hands.
Careful for Hello Kitty juice!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I want to rip that cheesy "moustache" right off his upper lip. Her, I just want to bury alive in a pile of unicorn shit.
Hari, boy or girl.....badda bing, badda boom....hell that ain't bad for 2 old, dead, broads....Merry Fucking Christmas, Jane and Blanche.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Mike- MK has so many fans, it may have taken him this long to get to your e-mail! He probably gets a lot of hate mail, too.
FOR DOG LOVERS:
(It's in spanish but watch the end)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XJQTaC-R6w
*imagines Mariah Lullabye album*
*sticks fork in ear*
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:14am.
e⋅bul⋅lient
1. overflowing with fervor, enthusiasm, or excitement; high-spirited: The award winner was in an ebullient mood at the dinner in her honor.
2. bubbling up like a boiling liquid.
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I so pick #2!
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DOODY BUBBEL!
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All my friends know the low rider
The low ri-der is a little higher...
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:12am.
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Hahaha! So true. Don't forget the lullaby album.
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is no excuse for being dumb or dirty." ~Nitty's Mom
Wow, I think he already is sporting some afterbirth in his pocket.