Gayken Has A Man!
Clay Gayken has landed a hot piece! A hot piece who I'm assuming is partially blind (yes, I'm going there again). But who cares about that!? He looks like he has a working peen and that's all that matters.
Star Magazine says that the new gayelle mommy has been bumping glazed donut holes with Broadway dancer Reed Kelly. Reed dances in Wicked and the two met while Gayken was doing Spermalot earlier this year. Reed was one of the reasons why Gayken decided to cum back to Broadway.
Some source said, "Everybody knows Reed as Clay's guy!" And everybody knows Gayken is Reed's big woman!
Speaking of, do you think we should tell Reed that Gayken is not a lezzie with an obese vagina? He might not know yet and it might be his thing. Naw! Let's not ruin the love!
And how do you think the Claymates are taking this news? They are either constructing a Reed Kelly tribute quilt using their mom jeans and puffy paint t-shirts or they are cursing his name. I haven't decided which one...
Click here to visit Reed's MySpace. He's kind of hot.
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Why does Gayken's expression ALWAYS scream "I just sucked a dick, oh yes I did."
I hope Clay enjoys this time before the real Jakey G comes back to scoop up his low rent twin.
Gah! Talk about the ugly leading the uglier. These two should be banned from Manhattan, I'm quite sure the toxicity level between the two of them counts as some kind of domestic terrorism.
that's not Gyllenhag?
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The low ri-der is a little higher...
Psh. The guy doesn't even know how to apply mascara properly.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:45pm.
Dee, I'm having mental sexytimes with your avie.
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Isn't he the hunkiest? He'll get your milk flowing and your panties, uh, pasty. Heh.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
I like his nose. Gayken looks like a lesbian, how in the world did he land this hot piece?! (ugh he totally has ceiling eyes...noooo!)
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He is cute..he kinda looks like that "look what i can do" adult child from MTV lol on second thought he might be a little creepy
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Dee, I'm having mental sexytimes with your avie.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
He's super flexible too!
Ceiling eyes and nostrils. That's all I got.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
Total Jake G resemblence!
That was my first thought. Hmmm, maybe this will quell the Jake G gay rumours. It has been his doppleganger all along!
This kid is super cute! I bet he makes is myspace private...pronto!
LOL
Gaykens friend reminds me of Jakey poo!!
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OMIGOD. the prancing pictures are just too much for me.
Clay Aiken strikes me as being the bossiest power bottom there ever was. He's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gross and lame.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Someone needs to tell him that half that guy's hotness doesn't erase half Clay's gummy fug.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Cute.
I hope he isn't using this single mother for his own ends though.
The ClayNation would rock if they accepted Clay's special friends. I doubt it though. They're probably still praying that he'll come back to them 100% hetero.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I'd like to know who does Clay's eyebrows.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:32pm.
Looks like two bottoms to me. How's that work?
**LMAO, pissing myself, laughing some more**
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I FRIGGIN LURVE YOUR AVI!!! If I didnt catch so much flak for attempting to change mine, I'd pick something like yours!
..it would be nice to replace soul eated kitteh....
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Massive Claymate suicide watch startiiiiiing...NOW!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
"And how do you think the Claymates are taking this news?"
They are still feeling betrayed and in group therapy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Shoot! I wantd to be the 1st to comment on his resemblence to Jake Gyllenblah! Oh well, Super Why was holding my attention.. lol
I'm glad Clay has a man and is finally (hopfully) happy in life and love.
Now if he would just stop wearing mascara...HA!
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My first thought was Jake G too...with a little bit of Brad Garrett thrown in. These days Gayken always looks like he has Vaseline smeared on his eyes.
who I'm assuming is partially blind (yes, I'm going there again).
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omg that was funny!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
That guy looks like a wax figure. He could do sooo much better.
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If it's the thought that counts, I'd hate to see what you got me if you didn't have any thoughts.
First glance I thought that guy was Jakey G.
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Looks like two bottoms to me. How's that work?
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