Oprah Has Fallen Off The Skinny Wagon
Oooooprah has had an epic battle weight the chunk for eternity and she's been very honest about it with her legions of followers. For a while there, Oprah was at her "ideal weight" thanks to personal trainers, chefs, airbrush artists (see above), lipo-technicians, colonic experts, priests, magic elves and Gayle King. Well, Oprah now says she's fallen off the wagon and weighs 200lbs. Her BMI is 31.8 which is considered obese by Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
In the January issue of O Magazine (via NY Times), she writes, "I'm mad at myself. I'm embarrassed. I can't believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I'm still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, 'How did I let this happen again?'"
Oprah went on to write that she gained 60 pounds in 2 years because an out-of-balance thyroid condition made her scared of working out. She said she knew shit wasn't right when she almost missed a taping with Cher and Tina Turner, because she felt like a "fat cow."
Oprah is now taking action....again. During the week of January 5th, she will bring her personal trainer, sex therapists, spiritual experts and Suze Orman on to her show to talk about healthy living.
How does this happen to Oprah? She's the mighty OPRAH! She can do anything. Can't she just demand that her fat cells leave her body immediately? Or maybe she can pay off the CDC to declare that a BMI of 31.8 is perfect and anyone above or below that is not worthy.
And she can easily drop a ton of useless fat from her life by ordering Dr. Phil to leave the fucking planet.
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It happens because your ass is naturally a fat ass. Stop fighting the chunk and doing all that extreme shit -- eat healthy, exercise and embrace your fat assness.
She's using her influence all wrong when it comes to this. Not all people should be skinny. My great grandmother was fat her entire life but she never snacked (other than the occasional bowl of icecream) or ate more than one meal a day and she never ever sat down from 5 am to 6 pm (when she went to bed). Oprah is meant to be a big person and her publicly beating up on herself about it every time she slips from the starvation is not a good example for women. That yo-yoing shit is way worse than just being big and healthy.
She is going to mess herself worse if she keeps the yo-yo up and running. She should just stick to a strict diet if she doesn't want to work out.
Also, a pity party is not going to fix things. She's super rich, it's not like she doesn't have the resources to help herself and end her weight problems.
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Gayles pussy must be CRAZY HIGH IN CALORIES!
Fat free bagina is the way to go OPRAH!
No siggie! I smoked it!
It's her fucking ego and fat ass head that's holding all the weight. Nobody cares if your fat Opie. If it would make you feel better, however, you can give away all of your money to me. Then you will be fat AND poor like the rest of us.
BOO FUCKING HOO YOU FAT FUCKITY FUCK BITCH CUNT.
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I remember that episode where she wheeled that little wagon of fat out onto the stage. I used to like her before she got in her head that she's more fascinating then the people she interviews.
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This reminds me of one of me favorite Madtv people Debra Wilson, who could do Oprah better than Oprah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Rq2zeYCes
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:08pm.
see, even when you have everything you're still not going to be happy.
You may be right, snowy. But I wouldn't mind giving it a try, (the having everything part)!
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Oprah: STFUUUUUU! Not AGAIN!!! Someone make it STOPPP!
Leave it to Oprah to finally take something we've been noticing and spinning it to her advantage.
Is thats skinny pic really her? It looks like her head on someone elses body...it looks like fat Oprah is grabbing skinny Oprahs booby hehehehe
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Her thyroid made her scared of working out? Puleeze.
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WAAAAAA! I have more money than I know what to do with. WWWWAAAAAAA! I cant keep food out of my mouth.. WWWAAAAAAA!
Go suck a dick, Oprah.
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She should start by admitting she loves filling the pie hole as much as she does shooting it off.
TrimSpa, baby!
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at least she admits when she fucks up. I like that.
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Poor, fat, richer-than-God Oprah. I keep trying to squeeze out a tear for her, but alas, I'm dry.
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Thyroid *wink*
see, even when you have everything you're still not going to be happy.
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