JLo's "I'm Too Sexy" Face Is Back
Earth to JLo, you are not Raquel Welch. That position has already been filled by Raquel Welch. Please, stop trying to be her. It's never going to happen. Your "I'm too sexy" face looks like you're trying really hard to hold in a massive fart, but you know that you're going to lose the game, so you decide to slowly let it leak out hoping nobody notices. Trust me, I've been there. Your sexy face is exactly what my "slow leak" face looks like.
That said, your chichis look amazing even though that dress looks like it's trying to suffocate them.
Here's JLo without Skeletor at the Benjamin Button premiere in Los Angeles last night. Hopefully Skeletor was out helping Chupa some get virgin blood. And JLo's not wearing her wedding ring because it clashed too much with her big, shiny ego.
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Bitch never breastfed! What a bad mother.
She always looks like she's gotta sneeze or she's saying "who me?". Go away Jlowdown.com. You insignificant. Besides Brad doesn't want you. Hey no skeletor, no ring. Hmmm trouble in fur skank paradise? Skeletor was out without her in Vegas recently. Either way they suck!
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
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also pattycake, i agree her nose is BUSTED UP!! maybe she's going for the "owen wilson" w this one
did this low budget bitch walk into the plastic surgeon's office and say "give me the jessica alba"??
she is so plastic, she looks like a wax statue. greasy and full of silicone. def got her lips injected w something, she has beginning of a trout pout.
this bitch has been over since she broke up w fathead ben affleck!!
What is this, the movie premiere of the century or something? Why are they dressed like it's the Oscars? And then why is clooney a no show? I know he's filming a movie but you'd think he'd make this trip for Brad. I heard they had a falling out a few months ago. It must be more serious then we thought! We all know he's no big fan of Angelina, I think she really must have put a serious wedge between their friendship!
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I'll say this for JHo: she actuall looks good here. Did she lose weight? Get something done? Lose the baby bloat face?
Why is her mouth two inches open in almost every pic? Is that like a photo trick they learn..when you stand on the red carpet...do the MM look? It looks so fake...
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She has had some Brazilian plastica work on that mug of hers
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The war isn't working.
she actually looks better here than I can remember. MAke up is toned down, but her eyelash weave glue is pulling on her upper lids slightly. Something is also different about her face, lower face in particular. All of the sudden she has square jawline. She looks more like Alba in her face now, but lower part looks more like Jolie's
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That is sad. Her nose does look bad- it was cute before. I still find her absolutely average in every way.
If it werent for her ass we would have no idea who she is.
I'm so over that stupid face. Give any of us Dlisted hoes half the money this trick spends and we'd look twice as good.
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She hasnt realized yet that everyone got tired of her ass 5 years ago.
I cant look a Jlo without thinking Perra Sucia...
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
She does look pretty. Yes, I know what she used to look like. Bruta.
The one thing I will say is that she spent her money well to make herself look prettier without going overboard (yet). And she does manage to look relatively classy as far as her clothing. Well, lately she hasn't been looking cheap, is what I mean to say. I know it's someone else picking out her clothing and accessories; the new stylist is doing a good job. She should be nice to that person. I mean, there are lots of Hollywood hoes with money but they still look terrible.
jlo owes all to her plastic surgeon..she needs to raise those twins and leave me the fuck alone with her come hither faces....
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:52pm.
no come on, she IS gorgeous. I like her voice for some reason...it is so Brooklyn but not trashy. And she is really beautiful - make up or not. I mean look at Paris or tory Spelling, no matter what you do with them, they still look like a bag of shit splattered on their faces.
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Ok time for some coffee! Unless you have been asleep for the last ten years its pretty clear that this cunt's face is a FARSE! Plastic surgery will make an average faced chick from the Bronx look like that. Money can buy you a whole new face and if you think shes classy listen to P Diddys first album where shes making all kinds of "sucking dick" noises. Pure class.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I will never understand how this woman 'made it'.
Whatever,,, I guess she lost her baby weight all the way now, or is it my imagination.
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She has the nose of a boxer. Infact Oscar DelaHoya's nose is better. My guess is she's still pissed that Ben Borefleck dumped her fat ass and left her with the only man that would take her STD ridden ass: Skeletor.
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no come on, she IS gorgeous. I like her voice for some reason...it is so Brooklyn but not trashy. And she is really beautiful - make up or not. I mean look at Paris or tory Spelling, no matter what you do with them, they still look like a bag of shit splattered on their faces.
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She is so irrelevant.
I betcha she thought that being the goddess star she isn't, she'd just sail through pregnancy in an earth-mother glow with only a tiny bulge to show for it, and be even more gorgeous after she effortlessly popped out her kids. Instead, everything from her nose to her ass got huge and stayed that way.
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amazing what money can do to some very ordinary people. A broom stick would look amazing if it had the work done on her that J-Ho and Co. have gotten. You should have seen some of her pics when she was still ho-ing in the streets of the Bronx...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Look who's trying to make a Hollywood come back?! Shes trying to be the sex kitten she was 5/6 years ago. Let it go... You only get so many years on top... Once your time has come and gone. Its time to move on. Just be happy you still got millions falling out of your babies pockets.
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having those twins kicked her butt & her face, but here she actually looks more like her old self, topping it all off with her fake eyelashes made of authentic mink...i am more impressed by the gigantic movie poster of cate blanchett behind her...that photo looks gorgeous.
Miss Molly - if you're an industry insider type you know that you have to divulge all the info you know on EVERYBODY right? It's a Dlisted by-law. Come back with more next time please.
AS for J Ho well, she looks amazing for her age is all I can say about her. Do you have to be latina or black to look that young in your late 30's. When you consider she's slightly younger than Nicky Kidman and (supposedly, though obviously not) 5 or so years older than Angie Ho, they look like a couple of grannies next to her.
And as for the surgery, my question is this: with all the work that these celebs get done, isn't it incredible that the only person who has ever died during surgery is Kanye West's mum? I mean, I'm too terrified to get one thing done, let alone multiple procedures throughout my life like these lot do. How do they all evade the reaper? You can guarantee if I were ever to go under the knife I'd be the 1 in 100 that died from the anaesthesia. Its just not worth the risk to me, yet celebs take that risk every year of their lives it seems. Its mental.
I hate this self absorbed, egotistical hack.
She's giving Cher a run for her money in the plastic surgery department.
Which celebrity had more than her tummy tucked after having a baby? She didn’t stop at improving her body. She also had a brow lift, an eye lift, some botox in the forehead, skin resurfacing, and some collagen in the lips. It’s not a dramatic change, but when you see her, your first thought will be that she looks somehow, umm…different. She had such an interesting, distinct look before the plastic surgery. Now she just looks generic. bg
Bitch had a ttummy tuck, lipo, brow-lift and Lip injections.
yes, people, its the new and improved J-Ho.
If she fixed that nose job and wore slightly less make-up, I'd say she looks phenomenal. Hate the bitch all you want, but she has style and knows how to look good.
Here's a little Xmas cheer - she's heading toward 40 and there's no going back. Madonna she's not. By the time JLo is Madonna's age she'll be doing Lifetime movies.
JLo is looking fab.
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She is soo hot i saw a music (haha I know!) Video of her and some rapper over the weekend and she looked amazing!!! To bad she so fucking stuck up
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I see a tummy tuck and lipo here. Wasn't she chubby a little while back?. Or did she borrowed Kim Kardashian's industrial-strength girdle?.
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She looks better than she has lately but she is a cold bitch and a skank one at that.No one likes a man stealer.I wonder if all is happy in her marriage since she is with out her ring.She wouldn't be so bad if she did some charity work and spread her wealth around.She just comes across as a money hungry asshole.
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the bridge of her nose looks weird in these pics...like it was smashed or something...wonder if she got in a boxing match with Skelettor. Or maybe she got hit with his cock last time she was tea-bagging him.
she's had more done. I agree, she looks different. Her nose spread so much when she was pregnant, she must have gone back for tune-ups with the plastic surgeon.
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Her face looks very different . she got some work done.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
That looks suspicioulsy similar to an I'm about to sneeze face.
Does she even do anything anymore? Five or six years back she was this self-styled Jill of All Trades, and now the only thing she has on her plate are upcoming projects that never seem to happen and photo ops at better entertainers' premieres.
It's almost as if manufactured beauty, self-hyped talent, and shameless media-whoring can only take you so far.
She's beautiful, love the makeup. Still hate her soulless ass.
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Wehni look at her i here a tiny voice that says "ass to mouth" and im not sure why
No siggie! I smoked it!
She's a smart woman and she's such a perfectionist, you'd think she'd look at the tens of thousands of pictures she's taken on the red carpet with this expression and realize how bad that it is and she'd retire it. I saw her on VH1 one time telling some reporter, "This is the look tonight," and then she modeled the open-mouthed, "fierce" eyes look and just moved her head around. Sexy? No.
Homegirl needs to watch Tyra and learn how to "smile witch yo eyes."
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I hate this contribed, homewrecking sad excuse for a Cholita. Jenny from "the block" was raised in a really nice residential neighborhood in the Bronx, not in the projects. This was never hood although her ass is. I dont understand why shes even around anymore...
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I never understood the whole "I'm-having-sinus-problems-and-have-to-breath-through-my-mouth" sexy look.
Just doesn't do it for me.
As time goes by, her nose gets thinner, and her upper lip gets fatter.
She's another one who takes herself SO seriously. That takes the sexy away.
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I love her lip color.
There. I went the nice route.
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