The Pussy Burglar Of Swindon!
Cat toy theft is on the rise in a neighborhood in Swindon, UK thanks to the criminal pussy known as Frankie! For the past year, Frankie has been sneaking into neighbors' homes and stealing all the toys he can find. He brings them back to his own house and lays his booty in the exact same spot in his living room.
The pussy thief stole 35 toys in the past year. Frankie's owner, Julie, told the Daily Mail that he never plays with the toys. He deposits them in his safe area and then goes out to find more. The pussy's thirst for the criminal life is unstoppable!
Frankie mostly goes for toys, but he has been known to bring back socks, half-eaten burgers, dead mice and birds.
Julie thinks Frankie's criminal activities are funny, but she does place posters around the neighborhood of the toys her pussy has stolen hoping to find their owners.
Hmmm....Frankie has a glorious career in thievery ahead of him. I know talent when I see it. Cat toys today, million dollar jewels tomorrow! If two crossdressers can pull off the biggest jewel heist in France's history, imagine what this pussy burglar can do!
And Frankie should copyright the name "pussy burglar" before Jeremy Piven does.
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As promised, here's my furkid.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Whats the big deal?
Frankie says Relax!
aww he just wants to do hood rat things like Latarian do
Wylie!!! how do you transport them? do you drug them? what kind of crate/carrier do you use?
I once flew across canada with a cat in cargo - only gave her gravol. she was never the same.
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by LunaChick on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:05pm.
Awww, what a cute little thief. I love how he looks so proud with his loot, in the last thumbnail.
I wish I could teach my Grizzabella to fetch the good stuff, but she doesn't go outside anyway, so she'd only be stealing from me.
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what makes you think she isn't already stealing from you?
silly human can opener!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic
All I want to do is nominate Pussy Burglar as Hot Slut of the Month.
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I second that nomination! Briliant idea! I had a cat named Frankie a few years ago, he was the best, smartest, funniest, most creative cat I've ever had. He charmed everyone; he used to jump in people's cars just for the rides they'd give him around the neighborhood, then jump out again and wander the streets doing hood rat stuff for a while, then find his way back home on his own. How I loved my Frankie-Boy! Aw, I miss him so much...
now i know who to blame when my shit goes missing...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Aw. I love it when pets do fucked up things! It's so cute!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Frankie LOVES his master. Those are actually "gifts" for his owner.
That looks like my Mos. That probably what he would be doing if he ever gets over his tree climbing fetish
_ Why not?_
This looks just like my cat Luka. He brings me back birds, voles, mice, chipmunks, and baby rabbits. Sometimes not quite expired (which is how a chipmunk ended up living behind my fridge for a week).
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Awww, what a cute little thief. I love how he looks so proud with his loot, in the last thumbnail.
I wish I could teach my Grizzabella to fetch the good stuff, but she doesn't go outside anyway, so she'd only be stealing from me.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I miss my cats. I haven't seen them in a week. hopefully the import permits will come through and they will fly to Dubai next week.
This will be their third continent they have lived in. I wouldn't think of moving anywhere without them.
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
In the 2nd thumbnail that cat looks a bit like Amy Winehouse.
Yeah yeah... on a good day, naturally.
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
In the last pic, Frankie has that I-don't-know-what-you're-talking-about look that only cats can master.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by its a secret on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 4:06pm.
I hope you stole some of it back then!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
For you, MK.
http://i38.tinypic.com/2gufxn6.jpg
Tee hee. That is so cute. She needs to teach him to go for the good stuff, though.
Britney could have used him on a few of her Rite-Aid trips.
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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RIMADYL KILLS
Is this Winona Ryder's cat??
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
The cat's named should be changed to "Winona".
cats should gave the same rules as dogs, they need to be leashed and not left outside to wander around
When I was a teenager, we had a thieving feline. She stole my mom's jewelry. My sister and I were always getting in trouble. Then one day we caught the cat coming down the stairs with a string of pearls in her mouth! We still didn't know what she was doing with the jewels she stole until we got a new stove. She stuck everything under the stove. We found all kinds of treasures under there. My mom still hasn't apologized!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:54pm.
But shouldn't the puppehs have some competition?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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since the people from that other site aren't likely to view the comments on this post - just a quick evile suggestion. if you should go there again, report abuse on posts.
i did it today after reading one of their offensively stupid blatherings, and felt kinda good about it too.
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Awwweee lurve lurve lurve the pussays. Frankie rocks.
momus your email was rejected to save your feelings. decembers hot slut of the month belongs to the puppehs.
try moderator @ dlisted . com. without the try. :)
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
When I go to work I feed the feral cats and I carry the food in a bag with me. One night I put the bag down outside and walked away, came back later, picked up the bag and went home at the end of my shift. When I woke up I found bloody foot prints in my house and feathers and my own cats very happy. It turns out that one of the feral cats at work had left a dead bird in my bag. As our bags are sometimes randomly xrayed when we leave and enter the work site, I shudder to think what they would have thought had my bag been selected that day. I'm sure I would have been sent for a mental health work-up unless I could have passed myself off as practicing Santeria.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:41pm.
As if MK could control us if he wanted to ... which I seriously doubt that he does. We are far too entertaining.
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Farrah - I bet youre right... they kept saying how they like MK but he needs to control us or some shit....
hahahahahaa, like MK gives a flying fuck!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:34pm.
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Has MK's mail gone down? My e-mails keeping getting returned as undeliverable.
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Momus, email the Mod. I have the feeling the stupid hos from JustJolie are emailing him galore. They came creeping here, and since they are so JELLIS, they probably are bombarding MK with HATE MAIL ALL IN CAPS.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Im sure MK is very busy.
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Has MK's mail gone down? My e-mails keeping getting returned as undeliverable.
All I want to do is nominate Pussy Burglar as Hot Slut of the Month.
*sniffle* Maybe MK hates me 'cuz love kittehs ... and puppays ... and doggeez.
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Why do they always spell my name wrong? Damn.
Migraine - AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
They are the best cats. I swear.
My Garf had all the neighborhood dogs afraid of him. He'd literally CHASE them out of the yard.
LMAO!
Mrs. Gosling...OH! ok. :o)
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:19pm.
Migraine!!!!!!!!!!1
I almost didnt' see your post hor!
Aw, how old is Kenny?
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Kenny is 10 and 1/2
My Nikki was two weeks shy of her 20th birthday when she passed. I had had her more than half my life :(
Frankie you rawk, my 2 kittehs want a signed poster.purrrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
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"Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from Heaven afar"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:54pm.
Oh My Gawd what a creepy story
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Why is it creepy? Cats are known to bring their owners "love tokens". Unfortunately, most of the time they are in the form of a dead rodent.
Gotta look past that. ;)
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Lmao no I meant the one about the man keeping only kitties and killing the Cats
Whatever you and your kitteh used to have going on was between you two lol I pass no judgement
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Happy Holidays
Migraine!!!!!!!!!!1
I almost didnt' see your post hor!
Aw, how old is Kenny?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:54pm.
Oh My Gawd what a creepy story
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Why is it creepy? Cats are known to bring their owners "love tokens". Unfortunately, most of the time they are in the form of a dead rodent.
Gotta look past that. ;)
Farrah....♥♥ Poor Onyx.
Yeah, my Garf brought in a few maimed blue jays. Those fuckers are MEAN!!!!!!
But my baby was a sweetie. He was born on my bed and slept with me every single day till I moved out of my parents, then adopted my brother as his surrogate mommy.
I last saw him the night he died. I went to my parents for dinner. He was sleeping on the couch, I went to pet him and he was a bag of bones. He was 19 years old BTW. So I pet him kissed his head and said good bye when I left that evening. My mom told me he ran away that night and never came home.
*bawls*
My pup loves to ride, but the cats, not so much. That is great to have started that when they were so young. My Aunt used to have a neighbor that had a cat she took for walks on a leash. It was the cutest damn thing evah! I tried to train one of my kittens after that and it was not a pretty sight! There seem to be lots more pet friendly hotels/motels these days, which makes it nice for long trips.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:05pm..
My deepest condolences on the loss of Onyx
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thank, you, dear. I am an extreme believer that G'd works in very strange ways. The day we took Onyx to the vet to.. well, you know, somebody had left a couple of kittehs for adoption.
One of them will be miss Roxy, fatso of all fatsos (i've tried EVERY diet) and Ozzy (he lives in his own world. Those damn pets make my life so much better. And our carpets so dead.
@TITS: you're right. Since i don't have a crate big enough to fit both fatsos, the vet comes over. They're awesome.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Sugaroo, I'm with you on the litter boxes. What was that saying someone had: "Do you like having boxes of shit in your house? Maybe you should get a cat."
The kitty looks very pleased with himself in the last photo. As well he should be.
Unfortunately Tits, I live in the sticks, so that just isn't an option. I really love my vet, he is 45min from my home, but he is well worth the catterwalling (I know I butchered the spelling, but am lazy)and the trip. He is like the vet from All Creatures Great and Small.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:57pm.
We started when he was a kitten (actually small enough to fit in my shirt pocket). We never tease our fur kids with leashes, collars, or harnesses. They both see them as a treat because they get to go in the car.
We have traveled with them from Fresno, California, to Charlottesville, Virginia, and back once. We use Expedia to find hotels that will allow us to have them. If the hotel doesn't allow pets then it doesn't get our money.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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dg - you can ask the vet to come to you house. there are even 'mobile vets' that have a van fully equipped with everything they might need.
far less traumatic for all. if you have neighbours with pets who need shots or exams you can split the cost of the transportation for the visit (35$ here in canada)
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:57pm.
My deepest condolences on the loss of Onyx.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:54pm.
Oh My Gawd what a creepy story
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Happy Holidays
M.E.
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My sympathies. My Kenny is a Maine Coon and has my little black heart.
I feel for you....