I Need To Watch More Football
I don't watch sports, but it's all a major dick tease to me. It's usually hot dudes running around, being sweaty and touching each other in a rough-sex kind of way. But they do this all with their peen areas covered. Selfish and rude! Watching sports usually just forces me to turn to porn anyway, so I don't even bother.
Well, maybe I'll start watching, because on Sunday night, Fox aired a minor peen slip on live TV. The peen came out to play in the lock room after a game between the Vikings and Detroit. The Vikings head (heh) was giving some speech about his 19-year-old son going into the Marines when tight end (double heh) Visanthe Shiancoe's towel curtain moved unveiling his long, soft friend.
Before the peen could even take its bow, the towel curtain came back on. Fox quickly issued an apology: “It obviously was an oversight on our part and we apologize."
The only oversight was that the camera man didn't zoom fucking in and shine his light on the post-game dick! There was a lot of excitement over this football peen, because a ton of you bitches sent this shit to me. Clearly, Fox needs to do something about this. I'm proposing NFL Locker Room: After Dark. Peen slips and ass cheek flexes galore! This is obviously what America (aka you and me) want in our football coverage.
The NSFWish peen slip is after the jump. JUMP!!!
And if this shit isn't good enough for you, Deadspin has a close-up.
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A peen like that calls for overtime!
lol, over here no one would care. :) It's not like you can see all that much either. Next time, somebody needs to steal the towel. ;)
Anyone remember the football player who walked by while some newshead was talking. His was all free and breezy but teeny tiny. That was funny one (not that this is bad, just can't see as much).
he could have opted for a douchey coed naked football t-shirt, not that i have seen those in years. better yet, he needs a big johnson shirt, the trends of all trends there were.
Oh shit... I guess that's why he wasn't too pissed.
oh helLO me likey
Men get the Lingerie Bowl, we need some risque football for women to watch. I suppose it might have to be flag football without the protection/gear.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:39pm.
Tommy Girl, stop telling us about Gayvolta. TMI.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:10pm.
Honey, if I was serially dating atheltes it would have been more than 2. And if I was a gold digger I'd have married one of those fools. My point is that their peens had nothing on this. The end.
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Hahaha...I keed I keed....
In college, I was naked with this really buff guy who played rugby...long story short, despite his muscles, he the biggest nuts and the smallest peen ive ever seen...
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:10pm.
Honey, if I was serially dating atheltes it would have been more than 2. And if I was a gold digger I'd have married one of those fools. My point is that their peens had nothing on this. The end.
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Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:07pm.
I've dated 2 NFL players and neither had a peen anywhere near this big. This man has restored my faith in the well hung athlete.
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I smell golddigger!!! Only a certain type of woman serially dates athletes and it aint for their conversation....
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
I've dated 2 NFL players and neither had a peen anywhere near this big. This man has restored my faith in the well hung athlete.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:39pm.
Mmmm for traction.
I had a relationship with a very large hung man for 5 years, Best lay I ever had. At first it was a bit like prying to get him inside (me with 3 kids) but then there was this magic moment of what we called The Plunge where it all just eased in. I miss that.
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you bragging bitch!!!
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I think she is!!!!
The upidity lucky ass bitch!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 7:42pm.
maybe i would watch more sports if they showed more locker room peen...
hahahahaha. Not sure Toyota, MasterCard, and Coke would go for that, but maybe in a few years?
The assistant (?) coach seems to be eyeing his peen in the other pic.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:39pm.
Mmmm for traction.
I had a relationship with a very large hung man for 5 years, Best lay I ever had. At first it was a bit like prying to get him inside (me with 3 kids) but then there was this magic moment of what we called The Plunge where it all just eased in. I miss that.
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you bragging bitch!!!
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yay for peen coverage .. or uncoverage as the case may be :)
black peen on a buck. sweet,no foul here.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Another photo I saw has the Vikings coach eyeballing "the peen" in either horror, shock or delight...hard to tell.
Go Eagles!
I love asian peen!!! Ive beeen with 2 and their peens are always so pretty...not too much hair and a uniform color. White dudes are all purple and pink and black dudes look like hey have some kinda infection cuz its soo dark.....yeah asian is the best...
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
maybe i would watch more sports if they showed more locker room peen...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I jizzed in my pants!
well I would have if I could
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
Oh come on. I've seen bigger. FOX should calm down. Now that Jamie Foxx movie(Any Given Sunday) locker room scene. Now THAT was a peen!
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:18pm.
It's steaming, boo. I gots to refresh the Lindsay post to cool off. ha!
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Mmmm for traction.
I had a relationship with a very large hung man for 5 years, Best lay I ever had. At first it was a bit like prying to get him inside (me with 3 kids) but then there was this magic moment of what we called The Plunge where it all just eased in. I miss that.
I was watching the game on Fox when that showed. I have DVR, so I rewound it and watched it three times. I didn't actually see at much of the peen as they show above, but not for lack of trying.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:54pm.
Hmm traction..I never thought of it that way. Like snow tires on ice?
Two strips of Velcro.
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR SHEEPS THAT COLOR?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:57pm.
Ha, no really. Drew Bennett now. He's always reminded me of Gale Harold. A bigger, more built Brian Kinney. Holy fuck. Is it hot in here?
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Submitted by Snoopys Mousehouse on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:04pm.
I am watching the asian markets today but I can post from 6am to 2am, trust.
THEY HAVE DICKS LIKE THAT IN THE MARKET? I THOUGHT ASIAN SICKS WERE TINY .. ::: SHOCK FACE:::
Submitted by Fee Fee Le Poo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:12pm.
*the Asian markets do not look good, I am going to call in sick and post all day face*
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER EAT THAT DICK? YUM I WOULD... LETS DOUBLE TEAM IT !!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:54pm.
Hmm traction..I never thought of it that way. Like snow tires on ice?
Two strips of Velcro.
Visanthe was born in Birmingham, England. Not many NFLers can say that.
You know Fox ho's totally did this on purpose to boost ratings.
My hat's off to them. (Heh, heh.)
That said, it's good to be home with my hobag friends.
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Submitted by Diego on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:23pm.
I think we should be able to put in requests for shit like this. If I'm going to see it then make it a good one. Drew Bennett, Cortland Finnegan and Troy Polamalu please.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 4:39pm.
And I am of the generation that likes the bush. An ex boyfriend once showed up shaved, and I was not happy. First of all he looked like a little kid, and second, I need the traction.
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Hmm traction..I never thought of it that way. Like snow tires on ice?
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"I'm proposing NFL Locker Room: After Dark. Peen slips and ass cheek flexes galore!"
Yeah, baby! I'd watch that shit.
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The thing about football players is they're hidden behind all that padding and helmet so it's nice to see them naked once in a while.
Bitch please! What a lame attempt at a wardrobe malfunction.
He so did that on purpose...he shouldn't have been in the camera's line of vision in the first place and the camera man was asking for it for framing so wide in a locker room of all places. Nothing to write home about though. NEXT!
HOT. This needs to happen more often.
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uhmmm...nice!
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Raise your hands if you want to see the whole damn thing!! Mandingo here I fucking come!
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Damn I wish there was a peen slip in the Pens locker room. Hockey peen seems sexier than football peen. But football peen is OK too.
Submitted by ScandalousFemale on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:26pm.
hehehehehehe I was thnking the same thing
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Hmmm. One thinks - Is he a grower or a shower? Both?
Interesting.
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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense: I :Jizzed: in my Pants...
I don't really don't like watching football, but it's good for looking at guys. The sport itself is kinda boring.
Football playing fellow with unpronounceable name...me likey.
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I think we should be able to put in requests for shit like this. If I'm going to see it then make it a good one. Drew Bennett, Cortland Finnegan and Troy Polamalu please.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
I bet he gets a lot more 'dates' now days.):p
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
I FUCKING LOOOOVE watching football. Sometimes when they're bending over at home games w/ the white spandex on, u can see some balls thru the strap. ;)
That's a mighty fine looking peen!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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the asian markets arent open yet, but nice try dude
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