Paula Abdul Bites The Hand That Feeds
First of all, sorry my shit is slower than usual with the posts this afternoon. My internet is being so gross right now. I have until the 15th to pay the bill before they shut me down! Damn them! Somebody please get Kanye West to call Time Warner Cable for me and tell them to eat shit and die.
Anytimewarnerisgrossy, this morning on The View, crazy Barbara Walters talked about her Sirius radio interview last night with crazy Paula Abdul. If only Ty Ty Banks was there to complete the trifecta of craziness.
Paul Abdul went on a trainwreck rant about how Fox, the American Idol producers and Simon Cowell tried to destroy her career with the whole Paula Goodspeed incident. Paula Goodspeed was the Idol contestant who later committed suicide in front of Paula's house. Paula claims Goodspeed stalked her for 17 years. When Goodspeed was a contestant on the show, the producers were well aware that she was harassing and threatening Paula, but they allowed her to come on because it would make great TV.
Paula said she looks like a drunk crazy head on the show, because Simon is always talking shit in her ear! Um. That's not Simon, Paula. Those are the other voices in your head.....
Barbara thinks that the new season of Idol will be Paula's last.
Paula ended the interview with some words of insane wisdom: "I put up with so much BS that I had to crawl on my belly, but I rise like a Phoenix!!!"
Well, she's crawling on her belly because of the downers. They can do that sometimes. And I'm guessing the uppers help her rise like a Phoenix.
Paula can't leave Idol! American Idol without Paula is like Simon without his moobs! During every episode, beautiful Vicodin gems cascade out of her mouth and create a puddle of craziness below her. Who else on that show can do that?
If only Ty Ty Banks was there to complete the trifecta of craziness
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bimbo convention all over again
Mmmm, I wonder if it is fair to blame Fox, AI and Simon Cowell. They are at fault for bringing the lady on the show. But they couldn't have done that if Paula had a restraining order against the woman. Not only that, this woman was stalking Paula for 17 years! Maybe Paula should have selected to go underground instead. An actress from a soap opera did.
I think Paula just wants out of American Idol contract.
nice words of insane:P
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Time Warner is the devil!
You should switch to At&t, those bitches actually upgraded me to 15mbps (from 10) and because I upgraded they take $20 off my bill every month, so I'm paying slightly less and getting more speed. Plus I can watch my DVR on any of my other tvs becuse they're all connected through Wifi or something.
The only gripe I have with them is if your recording 4 programs at once you can't view tv on your other tvs until those programs are done recording. Hopefully they can do something about that.
And, who can forget Paula's Bratz Meltdown?
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MK I am clicking all over for you. Stay strong!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:46pm.
Meh, you'll only earn that "K" in Klass if your forego the panties too...Otherwise, yawnfest....
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
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And you ho's buy yo' ass a DListed t-shirt to cover yo' big fake porn star tittays...You know you got 'em, and if you don't, those t-shirts go great with mom jeans....
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pfft, that shit is fo' normal beeshes. We be Dlisters, we're gonna wear them á la Pammy Anderson. No bra and no pants. Klass.
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Meh, you'll only earn that "K" in Klass if your forego the panties too...Otherwise, yawnfest....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:47pm.
And you ho's buy yo' ass a DListed t-shirt to cover yo' big fake porn star tittays...You know you got 'em, and if you don't, those t-shirts go great with mom jeans....
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pfft, that shit is fo' normal beeshes. We be Dlisters, we're gonna wear them á la Pammy Anderson. No bra and no pants. Klass.
@TITS: GREAT IDEA!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
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DL t-shirt? Ho please. I'm holding out for the Limited Edition MK butt plug.
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while supplies last....What? Like you whores won't crash the fuckin' server tryna get butt plugs and mother's circus animal cookies...please bitches, I know how you whores roll...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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DL t-shirt? Ho please. I'm holding out for the Limited Edition MK butt plug.
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and a free bag of mothers cookies with every bulk purchase of 5 or more!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Why should anyone feel sorry for Paula - "The Gift"? She's a useless piece of skin. And I hate "Idol" b/c it prays on vulnerable people.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:22pm.
what would that look like? "Be very afraid" on a sticker on the end? Perhaps it's shaped like MK's head?
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Bwahahaha!! You owe me a new monitor! Just sprayed mine down with cheap vino.
Do you think Cafe Press would make one for me? I love your idea about the sticker on the end saying "be very afraid."
Damm ho, you funny times. ;-)
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
TITS: Thanks! I'm going off to click a little. See ya'll in a bit!
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
liza - yes. he's paid per click per unique visitor etc - there's a whole bunch of metrics that go into it. you don't have to buy. they're happy just to have eyeballs.
i did see a really tasty grey dress with red piping. thankfully i don't use credit cards! or i'd have caved.
Sally - tabernac!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:47pm.
DL t-shirt? Ho please. I'm holding out for the Limited Edition MK butt plug.
erm... what would that look like? "Be very afraid" on a sticker on the end? Perhaps it's shaped like MK's head?
Please explain?
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:47pm.
DL t-shirt? Ho please. I'm holding out for the Limited Edition MK butt plug.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
I'm thinking Paula's gig is up. American Idiot got a new fugly girl judge just so they could kick Paula off. I'll miss crazy Paula. But I'll miss Simon's magnificent chachas/moobs more. Maybe this year Simon will get a new hairstyle or a wig.
Mostly I hope Gaykrest comes out during a live broadcast.
TITS and co: Does just browsing really work? I don't want to lose MK after I have only re-found him a couple of months ago! *whimpers*
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
@TITS
I checked them all out and even found you a present - but it's in French and you wouldn't understand it. :)
On Topic: Nothing for you, Paula.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 7:23pm.
OI Dlisters!!!
to help MK out I unblocked all the ads on his site and went on a clicking spree.
It's the least we can do!
Frankly the thought of this site going away is worse that losing the puppehs, even for a day!!!
ps the metrics to measure this shit is getting more sophisticated - don't just click, browse a bit, stay for a bit, then move on.
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And you ho's buy yo' ass a DListed t-shirt to cover yo' big fake porn star tittays...You know you got 'em, and if you don't, those t-shirts go great with mom jeans....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Seriously, put a PayPal donation button on your site. This website is one of the highlights of my day, no joke. I've never donated for a server bill, but I absolutely would for you. Style of writing is freaking hilarious. Thanks for the giggles... now let us help you!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 7:23pm.
Set up a donation link, MK -- I can't do without you.
Set up a Paypal account, MK. Seriously. I'd have no qualms about giving my favorite homo $100.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 7:16pm.
Fucking Time Warner and their monopoly on the island of Manhattan...i thought a monopoly was illegal these days, apparently not for cable companies.
For us its Comcast same story, different company. I also click on the Ads all the time. I'm hoping he comes up with the wad in two weeks. Its a bitch when times are tough for everyoone.
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Paula needs to shut her fuckin' mouth and collect the checks.
This may be the last one Hollywood writes her ass!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Paula needs to shut her fuckin' mouth and collect the checks.
This may be the last one Hollywood writes her ass!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
My GD fucking internets has been down for an hour.
GAH!!!
Firewalls prevent me from clicking on the ads here at work. Sorry MK! :o(
PS. Paula is SUCH a drama queen. And not in a good way. Jeez!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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TITS, you have inspired me to do the same. Honestly, I have clicked on some of the ads in the past because sometimest I am actually interested in the products!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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First of all, sorry my shit is slower than usual with the posts this afternoon. My internet is being so gross right now. I have until the 15th to pay the bill before they shut me down!
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Damn, MK - you're a smart ho - I've been tryna figure out a way to say this to MY peeps on my own blog. Too funny. We'll make it, hunny. Bitches like me and you always do (;p)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
TITS, you have inspired me to do the same. Honestly, I have clicked on some of the ads in the past because sometimest I am actually interested in the products!
OI Dlisters!!!
to help MK out I unblocked all the ads on his site and went on a clicking spree.
It's the least we can do!
Frankly the thought of this site going away is worse that losing the puppehs, even for a day!!!
ps the metrics to measure this shit is getting more sophisticated - don't just click, browse a bit, stay for a bit, then move on.
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Set up a donation link, MK -- I can't do without you.
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My wife won't get home till a quarter to four, can you give me a ride to the liquor store?
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Fucking Time Warner and their monopoly on the island of Manhattan...i thought a monopoly was illegal these days, apparently not for cable companies.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
If she's telling the truth the producers are foul. I won't commen on the validity of the show but to put a known stalker in front of your face is lawsuit material. I guess the money she makes from Idol was too much to risk losing but now she knows they want her ass out. Oh well. I say sue.
P.S. MK, put a donation icon somewhere on here. Your bill will get paid. Can't do to go through Dlisted withdrawals especially with the cold and lonely holidays coming up.
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Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆
how old was goodspeed? wasn't she barely in her 30s she stalked paula for 17 years, which means goodspeed was a tween when she started staking out paula...bullshit...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I've never seen the show, but if what Abdul is claiming is true, then what the network did was at best spectacularly ill-advised and at worst viciously exploitive to the host and the contestant. I can't imagine any credible mental health professional or law enforcement official with even a cursory knowledge of obsessive stalkers signing off on A) giving a public forum to/humiliating a troubled person, and B) encouraging any personal contact with the object of their obsession. Who would think that would end badly for one or both parties involved?
I don't have any objection to slutty and brainless people degrading themselves on these wretched True Life TV programs, but there's a line crossed when networks casually put desperate, fragile, and volatile people in the broadcast equivalent of a powder keg.
Oh Mikey sweetie, we'll chip in for your internet bill. A day without you? A day without sunshine:)
Submitted by Mel on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:34pm.
Ok someone please explain to me. It said Paula Goodspeed was 30 at the time of her death. And Paula Abdul claims to be stalked by the person for 17 years?
Which means Paula Goodspeed started stalking her when she 13????? How many 13 year old stalkers do you know or have you heard of?
And what was Paula Abdul taking when she did that interview?
It of course makes no sense, but I still found the idea awfully funny.
Paula needs to turn off the valium drip.
@Happy Hour:
What they don't know won't hurt us! Teehee
*peeks in*
Any Crazies in here?
Too bad Harry Carey isnt still alove- he'd be the only other suitable replacement for Abdul.
....however Courtney Love would be fun to watch.
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If MK goes belly-up, jim, it's up to YOU to entertain us.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
MK, I'd sell my kidneys for you! I would throw in my liver, but they are a bit used.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
MK, email me, I'll PayPal you some loot. *smooch*
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Sheesh MK!
*reaching for the checkbook from my single days that the husband still knows nothing about*
Proper planning could have prevented this! Where do I wire the funds to?
Hmmmmm Hasselback defends FOX, I wonder why she would do that............
MK ~ you should ask for government bailout package.
On Topic: Who the hell watches American Idol anymore???