Paula Abdul Bites The Hand That Feeds
First of all, sorry my shit is slower than usual with the posts this afternoon. My internet is being so gross right now. I have until the 15th to pay the bill before they shut me down! Damn them! Somebody please get Kanye West to call Time Warner Cable for me and tell them to eat shit and die.
Anytimewarnerisgrossy, this morning on The View, crazy Barbara Walters talked about her Sirius radio interview last night with crazy Paula Abdul. If only Ty Ty Banks was there to complete the trifecta of craziness.
Paul Abdul went on a trainwreck rant about how Fox, the American Idol producers and Simon Cowell tried to destroy her career with the whole Paula Goodspeed incident. Paula Goodspeed was the Idol contestant who later committed suicide in front of Paula's house. Paula claims Goodspeed stalked her for 17 years. When Goodspeed was a contestant on the show, the producers were well aware that she was harassing and threatening Paula, but they allowed her to come on because it would make great TV.
Paula said she looks like a drunk crazy head on the show, because Simon is always talking shit in her ear! Um. That's not Simon, Paula. Those are the other voices in your head.....
Barbara thinks that the new season of Idol will be Paula's last.
Paula ended the interview with some words of insane wisdom: "I put up with so much BS that I had to crawl on my belly, but I rise like a Phoenix!!!"
Well, she's crawling on her belly because of the downers. They can do that sometimes. And I'm guessing the uppers help her rise like a Phoenix.
Paula can't leave Idol! American Idol without Paula is like Simon without his moobs! During every episode, beautiful Vicodin gems cascade out of her mouth and create a puddle of craziness below her. Who else on that show can do that?
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Submitted by jim on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 5:45pm
all caps Jim: that was awesome.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
OH! Time Warner!?!? Get LoLo! She hates dem bitches!
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
I, too, despise Time Warner.
If MK gets interneutered I may just hang it all up and go live in my building's crawlspace...with the jumpy spiders and brown recluses.
Dog, I'm depressed...
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Go pay your damn bills, MK!! What will I do without my daily dose of snark?!
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
oh hells no.. * breaking my sons pennies piggy bank*
FIRST OF ALL, ALL THESE FUCKING LOUDMOUTH CUNTS ON THE VIEW NEED TO BE SHOT! SECOND PAULA QUIT THE STUPID FUCKING SHOW IF YOUR NOT HAPPY, YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO WASTE MAKING ANOTHER SHITTY VIDEO WITH A CARTOON CAT..YOU FUCKING IDOIT!!
Like these ladies have a right to talk about crazy. Paula would fit right in on the View.
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Nice to see she's moved up in the drug chain....Now she must be doing hallucinogens.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
We will pay the cable bill for Christmas.
Santa is a lazy fat fucker who must have skipped one.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
WHAT THE HELL???? the site is all fucked up!!!
**whatever**
Paula is nuts but that's why I like her.It won't be the same with out her on Idol and Simon is an ass but how can these hags on the View even say anything about tension on set?These bitch's all hate each other and talk crap about each other all the time.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
GOOD GOD I clicked up in here and it was Alice in Wonderland Michael K. I'm scared.
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Jesus MK.......
*starts returing gifts*
How much you need?
MK is the site screwed up because of you not paying your bills? we will al chip in we promise just puhlease make everything go back to normal..pretty please with a cherry on top..i cant handle any more retardedness today NO MORE I filled my quota for the effen week!
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Paula is the sane one, you hear me!? It's everybody else that's batshit.
Ok someone please explain to me. It said Paula Goodspeed was 30 at the time of her death. And Paula Abdul claims to be stalked by the person for 17 years?
Which means Paula Goodspeed started stalking her when she 13????? How many 13 year old stalkers do you know or have you heard of?
And what was Paula Abdul taking when she did that interview?
What the fuck? Don't even joke about that shit, MK. How much is your fucking bill? *lifts couch cushions*
The site is all kinds of f'd up.
Topic? Paula is crazy. That's all I got.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Whew, Paula. Step away from the purple drank! You are a fiend, my washed up friend. You should have ridden Idol 'til the wheels came off, but instead you're gonna get dumped like Parasite after a bathroom stall blowjob!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Agreed the site looks weird
In high school, I believe sophmore year, a goth named Lily wrote a poem about being "a phoenix rising from the ashes"
I never knew you could use the "phoenix" as a metaphor after say, age 15, but Paula proved me wrong yet again.
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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense: I :Jizzed: in my Pants...
Is it just my computer..or is the site all screwd up?
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