Tuesday, December 9th 2008

Absolutely NOT Fabulous

Gay Al is going to piss through his no-no when he see this shit! Item #42 on his cum bucket list is to have lunch with Ivana Trump just so she can raise her champagne glass and toast to her "dahling Gay Al." And look who had lunch with Ivana in NYC. Star's wearing Gay Al's dick hunting boots too! Damn, she's cold hearted.

A little birdie should tell Star and Ivana that Alaska is filled with hot eligible hunks who worship fur-wearing memaws. The hunks can be found hanging out behind Governor Sarah Palin's house. The quickest way to attract the hunks is for Star and Ivana to put on their fur coats and gallop around while howling like moose. The Alaskan hunks love that shit!

Posted by: Michael K


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Dem bitches are HAGGARD HAGS! There I said it!

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YIKES AND PUKE, out to lunch. Why can't this be a caption contest, it is just begging to be one. I DESPISE star WITH ALL MY HEART ...I mean HHAATTEE her...she is so full of herself. She was never likeable, but now she makes my stomach churn almost as much as Wonky does. I can sort of kind of forgive Ivana for wearing fur, because she's so ancient, and recently got divorced. I don't love her either, but all that fur...is completely disgusting. Why don't we skin these two skanks, especially Star, and see how they feel without their skin. Did that makes sense...probably not...but Star brings out my anger and my fingers type before my brain can process....with that I close with STAR SUCKS...

Fug biatches should be stuffed and mounted in the museum.

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Ivana Trump does look like Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous! I can't remember who has the Patsy avie but I started watching this show on youtube, that is some funny SHIT!

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Ugly bitches trying to look beautiful in tortured animals pelts. Only scumbags wear fur!!!

i might agree.

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Eurotrash + Nouveau Riche Blacks = FURHAGS

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@ Tigerlily. You're right and there's more to the story too. Mink and fox used to be fed fish. I never lecture but I've been a vegetarian for 24 years and my Grandparents, when alive, had a mink and fox farm in Europe. I saw what went on and my stand is my own because I love my family. My family also owned a warehouse that prepared food for feed for the mink and fox that would go into this machine that dispensed the food in the aisle of the mink farms. At that time a lot of it was ground up fish that could have been used to feed people. In the late 70's a lot of it was cod, believe it or not. The animals in the cages would get so stressed and nervous they would chew half of the heads off their own young, who would still be alive. The fox were like dogs in intellect. I saw how they were killed and the fur removed. I am literally haunted by how these poor animals lived as I love animals. But, I won't lecture and I do not support Peta given their actions and hiring of bimbo models as spokespersons. It's like religion; we all make our choice. I don't eat meat or wear leather. But, to deplete the oceans of food and maybe net a few whales and dolphins in the process is wrong.

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Disgusting hags.Where are the flour bukkake people when you need them?

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When is hunting season open?
Cheney?

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I think this is disgusting. Do you have any idea how many pimps had to die to dress these two?

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You'd think a cow like Star Jones would be more sensitive about using animal skins as clothing. The leftover skin from her lardass surgery provided batting gloves for the entire season for the Cubs.

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sweetie, darling... ivana is sporting some patsy stone hair, but not even close.

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Why memaws are supposed to dress like memaws.

O wait - this ain't Caption This!

Ooopsie!

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So..much..wrongness. My eyes can't focus. Oh, sweet gravy covered Jesus what a hot mess these two are. I'm going to bed.

Is that a doggie bag on top of Ivana's handbag? I always get one, but I don't really expect rich people to do it.

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Submitted by Kaylee on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:57pm.
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I agree with you on some points but not all the mink that are grown for mink fur are used for anything else, not even pet food. It's a waste for those VAST AMOUNT of consumers of fur (which is pretty much unnecessary btw) who do not consume mink meat or use other mink products. I'm not saying that other cultures do not use these products, I'm saying that the minks who are slaughtered ARE NOT used in the world wide market for MANY other purposes unlike cows and the like. Just because other cultures do use mink like they would a cow (IF infact they do) does NOT mean the majority of mink are used that way. If we use them as fur, we should use them as we do other animals, but we don't. That's my point. To use them primarily (and let's face it, almost SOLELY)for fur is wasteful decadent barbaric and unnecessary. Plus, it's not just minks, it's foxes, rabbits racoons, cats. When skanks who wear fur eat a fox steak, then call me out on my leather shoes.

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Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:07pm.

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:04pm.

*yawn*
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What the hell does lexapro do? Can I feed it to a pet....

yeah, to pets, to britneys...

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yawn is right! but ewwww, what two gross washed up old bags. just dying for attention, how sad. wearing fur (especially a coat) is disgusting, and i don't even want to know how many chinchillas had to be killed to make ivana's coat. fur looks so ghetto and gross. and before anyone asks me if i'm a "PETAloonie", no i'm not. i don't even like PETA but i'm sure they'll have something to say about these classy broads!

in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3

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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:04pm.

*yawn*
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What the hell does lexapro do? Can I feed it to a pet....

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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:47pm

awesome, mija!
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*yawn*

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:41pm.

Submitted by Kaylee on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:33pm.
I wouldn't go to the PETA site if you paid me. And secondly to tell you the true I don't like fur coats. But I can't stand Hypocrisy and fakeness. If you are all about not wearing animals for fashion. Cow should count too. Killing minks for a fur coat is the same as killing a cow for a new pair of nikes. And to act like one is worse then the other is being a Hypocrite. So with my leather jacket leather boots wear a**. Can't say ish about these two old ladies. (One this subject)
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We eat cows, we don't eat minks, just sayin...It's not the same, not if you eat meat or feed your dog/cat the appropriate diet. Even PVC is NOT technically vegan, cuz animal products are used to make it. Also, you fly on a plane? Guess what? Animal products are used in several aspects of commercial aircraft. That said, you have to pick and choose your battles because it's quite difficult to truly get away from consuming animal products in some way, shape or form. However, there are some choices we make that are more unnecessary and callous than others. Each person must decide that for themselves, however.
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Thats a very American way of thinking. (I'm American too BTW) If you watch the Traveling Channel. You would understand Americans may not eat mink but I am sure someone in the world does. But what I was trying to say is... I'm not going to terrorize people to get my point across.. *hint hint PETA.

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Farrah on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:36pm.
Farrah: Don't say too loudly! My bday is coming up - teehee just kidding hun, I appreciate the thought very much
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star's looking a bit bulky around the middle..i she still crying into her twinkies over her break up with gay al...and thankfully, i can't see ivana's chicken skinned chest from here...
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Submitted by Kaylee on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:33pm.
I wouldn't go to the PETA site if you paid me. And secondly to tell you the true I don't like fur coats. But I can't stand Hypocrisy and fakeness. If you are all about not wearing animals for fashion. Cow should count too. Killing minks for a fur coat is the same as killing a cow for a new pair of nikes. And to act like one is worse then the other is being a Hypocrite. So with my leather jacket leather boots wear a**. Can't say ish about these two old ladies. (One this subject)
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We eat cows, we don't eat minks, just sayin...It's not the same, not if you eat meat or feed your dog/cat the appropriate diet. Even PVC is NOT technically vegan, cuz animal products are used to make it. Also, you fly on a plane? Guess what? Animal products are used in several aspects of commercial aircraft. That said, you have to pick and choose your battles because it's quite difficult to truly get away from consuming animal products in some way, shape or form. However, there are some choices we make that are more unnecessary and callous than others. Each person must decide that for themselves, however.

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I wouldn't go to the PETA site if you paid me. And secondly to tell you the truth I don't like fur coats. But I can't stand Hypocrisy and fakeness. If you are all about not wearing animals for fashion. Cow should count too. Killing minks for a fur coat is the same as killing a cow for a new pair of nikes. And to act like one is worse then the other is being a Hypocrite. So with my leather jacket leather boots wearing a**. I can't say ish about these two old ladies. (On this subject)

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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:36pm.
Farrah: Don't say too loudly! My bday is coming up - teehee just kidding hun, I appreciate the thought very much
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now... we have a bday girl and xmas on its way. Do you have a Frida planner for next year?
If you'd like it, click on Angel_i's link. She'll get u to my youtube thing... andéle y decídase!
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Farrah: Don't say too loudly! My bday is coming up - teehee just kidding hun, I appreciate the thought very much.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:31pm.
Farrah: Hi chica :)
I did read it and I said that I was on it this week and also:

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for thinking of me
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i would LOVE to get you one, amiga!

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Star is fighting the good fight, but she's going to get fat again. Just her wearing that dress shows how delusional and in denial she is about her appearance. Yeah, she has no business wearing that dress. Even in the correct size (2 sizes bigger at least), it's probably not a flattering cut for someone overweight...Yeah, I said it, ho looks six mos. pregnant...If she ain't technically overweight, she is overweight for that dress....She could still look really good in the right clothing, but bitch think she can wear a bikini on the beach just because she doesn't weigh 300 lbs anymore? AW, HELL NAW! Nope, I'm outta shape and thin, very thin, BUT outta shape, and you WILL NOT see me in a bikini until that DRASTICALLY changes, and that prolly ain't gonna happen anytime soon (Yeah, I know you're disappointed)....Just cuz ya ain't fat don't mean you all that....

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Looks like Star could use a pair of Spanx.

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(oops double post)

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Farrah: Hi chica :)
I did read it and I said that I was on it this week and also:

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for thinking of me

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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:25pm.

did you get to read about the Frida 2009 planner/agenda i saw at the bookstore? it's SO YOU!

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star looks like she is getting tubby again.

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Push it good.

(Off a cliff)

Pu-push it real good!

(With a bulldozer)

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Good night Missy

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:21pm.
WTF is this? The tranny version of Salt N Pepa?

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WTF is this? The tranny version of Salt N Pepa?

redpoint_blackdot's picture

Old Baginas and status symbols. Why is that so prominent?

Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.

LisaRose's picture

ICK and DOUBLE ICK. Wearing cow is just as bad but animals killed for just their fur is tortuous. Just go to PeTA and watch one of the videos of what happens to an animal when it is used solely for fur.

Kaylee's picture

When you MFs stop wearing "COW" then you can talk about someone wearing fur.

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Shit, if I had as much surgery as Star has had, I'd of made sure my belly was concave when the team of doctors were through.

HellaciousB's picture

Shit, if I had as much surgery as Star has had, I'd of made sure my belly was concave when the team of doctors were through.

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how many animals had to be killed for these 2 ungracefully aging slvts to wear these ugly coats?

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I bet PETA is going to get their panties in a bunch over the fur coats. And not say jack shit about Ivana's fab handbag. It looks like alligator. And hell ya I would rock it.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:04pm.

Oh, I forgot about that whole fakery/fuckery when she was trying to pretend she DIDN'T have the surgery!

We were just talking about that the other day here. That surgery has a pretty miserable long-term success rate. So all our hoping will not be in vain *evil cackle*
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Especially if it's used as an excuse to be lazy and not put in the effort to lose weight normally. In no time her and Kirstie Alley will be visiting In 'N Out together and giving each other butterfly kisses to get the splattered mayo that landed on their faces.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP: "She will get fat again, then claim it's because of some 'medical condition' which she'll refuse to name because it's bullshit anyway..."

Oh, I forgot about that whole fakery/fuckery when she was trying to pretend she DIDN'T have the surgery!

We were just talking about that the other day here. That surgery has a pretty miserable long-term success rate. So all our hoping will not be in vain *evil cackle*

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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:58pm.
my laptop just screamed at me "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"

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ha! mines screamin now too..

g'night kd, all

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