How Convenient
It looks like the cherubs have one again struck two Gossip Girl cast members with the love arrow and now they are all sexy on each other. And by "cherubs" I mean the producers.
Blake Lively and Penn Badgley have already been dating for a while. Chuck Bass and that Vanessa girl are also some kind of couple. The latest showmance comes courtesy of Little Jenny and Chace Crawford.
According to Page Six, 15-year-old Taylor Momsen and 23-year-old Chace were spotted by some witness kissing during the Gossip Girl holiday party at Haven in NYC. The witness must have not seen the producer pointing two guns at their heads. If they were bumping tongues, then the producers are pedo-pushers! You know Pedo Bear was nearby doing the Cabbage Patch. He approves!
All of those dumb whores on GG are getting fake action and Dorota's bed is still cold! Where's the rumor about Dorota and Blair Waldorf holding hands while shopping at Home Depot? Now that's a showmance I can get behind.
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Couldn't "spotted by some witness kissing during the Gossip Girl holiday party" be just a peck under the mistletoe? Is there more to the story? I could just click on that link to read about it but that's what they want! I will not give in!! I just feel like some producer "leaked" this to create buzz, consciously knowing it would be the "It's totally illegal!" bit that would get people talking and, okay, it works but Hollywood is SICK and we are all pawns in their twisted game! Great, now I feel dirty...
Let's be honest, it's just about against the law. If you want my honest opinion, I think Chace is likely spreading these rumors around so people stop suspecting he's gay. Same with the Ed Westwick dating Jessica Szohr. Chace and Ed are dating each other!
I blogged about it. My inside scoop here:
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She looks beat for 15 and where are the cops?This is illegal and he should be ashamed of himself.Totally gross but I think if they deny bumping uglies they can get away with it.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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That's disgusting. If this is true he needs to be behind bars and so does her dumbass parents.
Speaking of which why isn't Miley's dude in the slammer along with her parents? What a shame. Hollyweird sure does have a way of bending rules....
15 looks a lot different from 15 when i was 15.
she looks about mid twentys.
and he looks about 17.
and gay.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! What's wrong with that dude, can't he find someone his age or at least older than 18 to tongue wrestle with?! Guys like him completely gross me out. Case in point, I have this friend (who's 33) who hooked up with a 19 year old girl in Italy and she's come out to visit. What in the world do they have in common?! She's just barely legal really. Anywho....this stuff grosses me out!
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What a used up looking 15 year old. I would keep my kids away from Hollyweird at all costs.
showmance or not...thats nasty!! she is 15 for heavens sake & anyone over age 20 should be weird to her...he can actually legally get into bars & she cant even drive...they must want him to be a controlling pervert. 15 is really, truly young. she is a sophomore in h.s. & he could be a college graduate..ick!! some girls havent even reached puberty at 15!!
What kind of fuckery is this? A showmance between a 15 year old heroin addict and a 23 year old closet case? Someone has just earned their special place in hell...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
It's not fair, I tell you! These Hollywood puppy bitches have all the luck. When I was 15 I got a ten dollar a week allowance and I wasn't even allowed to talk to boys.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:53pm.
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Things are much better, thanks. :) Working (yay!), the divorce will be final soon and my ex has finally come to terms with the fact that it's over and he's leaving me alone. So I'm finding some peace. I don't have the internet where I'm living now, to be honest that's brought me some peace too. I'm at my mom's right now though so I wanted to pop in.
How are you?
15! Wow she's old enough to get her learner's permit, and probably an abortion at Planned Parenthood.
I forgot to say: she looks like scarjo with chubby cheeks.
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Bangoskank - yep, pretty much.
Mrs Gosling - yep been there, 15 y/o dating a 25y/o, but I don't so much think "what was I thinking?" as "what was he thinking?". Seems pretty gross looking back on it.
On topic - I guess the heat around Chace's sexuality has been getting a bit too chaud. Queue hastily thrown together showmance a la those 2 from Lost who I can't even remember the names of now. Yawn.
Speakit! What's going on? Are things going ok with you?
It's the same old thing here. You know the usual crowd, plus a few trolls. Though maybe more than there used to be.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:43pm.
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This is true or I should say, WAS true. Happy Holidays.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:32pm.
Okay. This place is still stupid.
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Thats funny that you still come here.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Okay. This place is still stupid.
All the same, I hope everyone here and at the forum has a lovely Christmas. xoxo
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:18pm
a good friend of mine has Tourettes. He doesn't curse, tho. He went to school with me, and i hate it when people looked or pointed at him.
It SUCKS to have a condition that has no cure and fucking takes over your life.
sorry, Sheeps, just playing "angy Farrah" this morning.
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Charles Manson is muh bitch.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:18pm.
Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
She looks older than him. Can't bring myself to care.
TOURETTES IS A FREE FUCKING PASS TO CALL THE CHECKOUT KID A CUNT IF HE BAGS YOUR GROCERIES WRONG. WITH THE US ADA LAW, THEY CAN'T DO ANY FUCKING THING ABOUT IT.
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
And apologizes to Charles Manson for calling you a loon.
My BF was 17 when I started dating him, but we didn't do anything naughty for a while.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:05pm.
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You sure are in the fucking shit fucking shit fuck spirit!
Oh kids. This chicks parents don't give two shits. There was a big dust up about them allowing their 15 year old daughter to dance around in her bra on that show.
As long as she's bringing in bank, Cindy Lou Who will do as she pleases.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:05pm
I only spoke the truth. You made us all feel better that day.
@RiYi: he's cool. I know sometimes all caps sounds angry and al (except for PURPLE DRANK..delicious) i warn you, we have another all caps. All caps Jim. LOL.
@MISSPRISS!!!: ♥!!
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@Bango Skank:
Really. You should know by now that this is a place where you can't NEVER win;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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SickTwistedCutie on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:17am.
well for starters her parents should. she WILL when she gets knocked up.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:08pm.
I hear that if you brine your turkey it turns out divine. I wanna try, but am currently at the whims of Dr. Jones's family.
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I would strongly recommend it. Its the only fail proof recipe for a delish turkey.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
"Tourettes sucks. It's a terrible condition and one of my friends has it."
Oh great. First I'm told --here of all places-- that I shouldn't call people retards, because it's insensitive to the mentally challenged. Now we can't make fun retards with Tourettes?
Where will it end?
SHIT! FUCK! WHITE RABBIT! COCKSUCKER! SCHOOL BUS! SONOFABITCH!
Hopefully a venereal desease will be swapped and voi-la!! Shit will end Gossip Girl.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:05pm.
I hear that if you brine your turkey it turns out divine. I wanna try, but am currently at the whims of Dr. Jones's family.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:47am
THANK YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL TESTIMONIAL. OUR ENTIRE GODDAMN WORTHLESS FAMILY GIVES $200.00 EACH TO THE FUCKING SALVATION FUCKING ARMY, THEN WE HAVE A VERY NICE (DISGUSTING) TURKEY DINNER AND EXCHANGE WORTHLESS CARDS. IT IS VERY FUCKING FULFILLING. MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN ANY GODDAMN FUCKING PRESENT I COULD POSSIBLY RECIEVE.
Well Lizard and Farrah, I only reacted because his post sounded like someone who enjoys being a jerk. I didn't know his life story. Thanks for the info anyways, I wont say anything bad about his posts again.
Submitted by RiYi on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:56am.
Yeah, he can be annoying, but I have to agree with Farrah. On Black Friday Manson showed his true colors. So we scan through the caps to see if he said anything important, and let him YELL his way to happiness.
Besides his mom's sick, his brother is an asshat, and has lots of stress at the moment. He doesn't come around much and doesn't call us names.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
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Listen I know Tourettes is a serious condition however I highly doubt this guy "charlie" has it. It sounds like he is pretending to have tourettes to get attention and he is a loon for doing that.
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Unless the witness saw them having hot, sweaty sex, I don't really care. These Hollywood hookers make-out as a greeting.
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Submitted by RiYi on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:42am.
Geez where is the Topic Police when you need him to warn loons with tourettes.
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Tourettes sucks. It's a terrible condition and one of my friends has it.
If you're talking about Charles Manson, you know, he uses all caps, abuses the F word and whatnot, but you know what? on Black Friday, he posted "instead of buying gifts, get a $100 or whatever you can card for charity and exchange it between family" yes, he loves smirnoff and all that, but the guy is cool.
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Mrs G.,
LOL! I was "bad" up to the point of sneaking out and making out. That's all. My whole teenage rebellion was a couple of make out sessions.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Geez where is the Topic Police when you need him to warn loons with tourettes.
and using all caps is a gr8 way to make friends m8
I was such a dork from 15-17, I thought dating was ewww, I thought there was somthing wrong with me cuz all my girls were dating older dudes and fucking...I was a virgin until prom. How cliche.
In college, however, I was a little slutbag! LOL
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:10am.
oh and FRIST
That didn't end well yesterday. :) People were tearing people new ones, alts were being called out, poo was mentioned, and heads were scratched.
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