Wednesday, December 10th 2008

How Convenient

It looks like the cherubs have one again struck two Gossip Girl cast members with the love arrow and now they are all sexy on each other. And by "cherubs" I mean the producers.

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley have already been dating for a while. Chuck Bass and that Vanessa girl are also some kind of couple. The latest showmance comes courtesy of Little Jenny and Chace Crawford.

According to Page Six, 15-year-old Taylor Momsen and 23-year-old Chace were spotted by some witness kissing during the Gossip Girl holiday party at Haven in NYC. The witness must have not seen the producer pointing two guns at their heads. If they were bumping tongues, then the producers are pedo-pushers! You know Pedo Bear was nearby doing the Cabbage Patch. He approves!

All of those dumb whores on GG are getting fake action and Dorota's bed is still cold! Where's the rumor about Dorota and Blair Waldorf holding hands while shopping at Home Depot? Now that's a showmance I can get behind.

Posted by: Michael K


Miss Priss's picture

I like the word fuck

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:33am.
Um, Ew. Wait...I remember sneaking out of my house several times at 15 to make out with a 23 year old.

Disregard.

hahahahaha what a bad little girl you were....

but really who hasnt I was 17 and "dating" a 26 year old...I dunno what I was thinking

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Matzoh Maus's picture

don't hold back, tell us what you really think and be sure to add more fuckitys and goddamns

Happy Hour's picture

Ok.. when I was 15.. anybody over the age of 20 was old and eww to date. Of course that change on my 20s

Submitted by Karma Police on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:20am.
Chase should know that he shouldn't pick an underage beard because it only brings more scrutiny to a psuedo-relationship.

hahahaha. Try telling that to Miley.

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Um, sooo wrong on so many levels. Is this kid an orphan in real life?

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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

cuntygolightly's picture

*yawn*
unless he was spotted space-docking her, those two are fucking boring

isn't he a fag anyway?

Matzoh Maus's picture

They're as real as Tom and Katiebot

Clarisse's picture

Um, Ew. Wait...I remember sneaking out of my house several times at 15 to make out with a 23 year old.

Disregard.

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Matzoh Maus's picture

Please.

Taylor's a bigger ho than slutty miley.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

hehehehehe "How Conveeenient" is on of my favorite phrases I say it a few times a day actually

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I hate their names. Blake Lively and Penn Badgely. UGH

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Chase should know that he shouldn't pick an underage beard because it only brings more scrutiny to a psuedo-relationship.

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SickTwistedCutie on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:17am.

who cares how old they are?

- Because it's a FELONY, so, yea.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Miss Priss's picture

WHO carezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Dorota better be lifting the joint blind if she's going to put up with that kind of treatment.

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@SickTwistedCutie

the law does.

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lizardbits1 hahahahahahahahahaa I am always putting my foot in my mouth with "your momma"'s
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SickTwistedCutie's picture

who cares how old they are?

lizardbits1's picture

It's still raaaaape!

And snowpiece, your mom was first cause that's how I roll. She was quite happy about it. (Here's hoping your mom is well and good... your mom jokes are sticky animals)

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Chace must be ok with her parents because he's totally calling in gay today, like Miley's man.
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Miley Cyrus is her hero.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Reminds me of summer camp and all the counselors...

As for Chace Crawford, he should know better.

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um.. 15 & 23?
Seriously?

Where the frig are the parents saying "NO!" to this???

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gross
oh and FRIST
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