Wednesday, December 10th 2008

Speaking Of Tommy......


Meet fembot Aiko and her creator Le Trung of Ontario, Canada. Le spent over $20,000 of his own cash to build his idea of the perfect woman. No, he didn't build a clone of The Empress of Lucite. Strange, right?

Anyway, Aiko is in her 20s and her measurements are 32, 23, 33. She can do simple cleaning chores, balance his checkbook and can speak 13,000 different sentences in both English and Japanese.

Tommy Girl better update Stepford Katie's system, because I doubt she can do all that.

Aiko also responds to touch. But if you grab her robo-titties, she'll slap you in slow mo and say, "I do not like it when you touch my breasts!"

That's pretty funny, because that's exactly what Tommy tells Katie when she tries to grab one of his moobs.

Le Trung can't do sexy times with Aiko, but he could redesign her software so that she can act like she's having an orgasm. Okay, Tommy Girl doesn't need that update for Katie.

Seriously, I'm all for finding love wherever you can get it, but robot love is not my thing. I even fell strange playing with Tickle Me Elmo. I expect that bitch to come alive and kick me in the teeth for tickling him too much. Robots are creepy and cannot be trusted. One day Le Trun is going to grab Aiko's micro-nips and she's going to do more than slap his face.

Source VIA HuffPo

(Thanks Mark)

Posted by: Michael K


All that high tech hard work and he gives her a mullet?

That's some bullshit.

haha cool!! "I do not like it when you touch my breasts"

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Aiko = TommyGirl's 4th wife.

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A robot prude? Well I'll be damned!
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NativeNYker's picture

Love, yeah, thats it... ain't nothing wrong with sum robo luv. Sounds like its virtually the same as the human counterparts.

Damn Japs! they come up with everything....

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fatcat84's picture

why would anyone make a robot that acts like a bitch?

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Is this what happens when a rubber baby grows up? It becomes a rubber lady?

i wish i can have her for my baby:)

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You know she's going to strangle the dude in his sleep some day. I mean, it's not just unnatural -- it's damn creepy.

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Wow humans really are pathetic desperate creatures. Seriously Robot Love? Sick.

A real life Twilight Zone robot!! No wait, I think they called them robuts on the show. Whatever, I love that show but it always creeped me out!

Anonymous101's picture

Yes, that was creepy, but this is even creepier. Mimi, you in danger, girl. Grab all your unicorns and run, run, run!! I think this android is after your HK collection!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sjV_lxSVQo&eurl

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happyface's picture

Why's she in a wheelchair?

roxie's picture

that kinda scares me. loving a robot, not a real person. maybe the future will be like the movie AI.

maDalice's picture

Sigh, I love you guys. Unfortunately, I am too absorbed in my drink.

I will leave you with "Why did you do that for? You are hurting me."

taxi mom? email me!

I never sleep.

MK, please come back and give us that Jennifer Aniston GQ cover they have on the E site. I think it just turned me straight.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:05pm.
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I think all Charles Manson needs is a big hug.
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Hahahahaha and I think you should be the one to give it to him. (a hug) (tee hee)

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:04am.
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LMAO!!!

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:29pm
Cholly, will you behave yourself if I give you a hippie chick and a tab of acid?
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I GOT A SPOUSE SO I GET SCREWED ON A REGULAR BASIS. I AM VERY ANTI DRUG AND PAR-TAKE IN NO ILLEGAL DRUGS WHAT SO EVER. I JUST DRINK A HELL OF A LOT. I LOVE YOU TIGER LILLEY. TAKE CARE AND GOD FUCKING BLESS.
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For 20k it should love you long time.

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This just makes me want to cry. I get wanting it to do shit like clean and balance your checkbook and, ok, if you're lonely I get wanting to bang it, but I do not get why it needs to tell you when you're hurting it and why it needs to get pissy when you cop a feel. I miss the days when perverts were simple and an inflatable woman was enough. Now they need the advanced model that puts up a fight? Yeah, that's not too serial killerish at all.

"I love my tail in these jeans!"

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That video gave me a boner.

Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:29pm
Cholly, will you behave yourself if I give you a hippie chick and a tab of acid?
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I GOT A SPOUSE SO I GET SCREWED ON A REGULAR BASIS. I AM VERY ANTI DRUG AND PAR-TAKE IN NO ILLEGAL DRUGS WHAT SO EVER. I JUST DRINK A HELL OF A LOT. I LOVE YOU TIGER LILLEY. TAKE CARE AND GOD FUCKING BLESS.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Twilight Zone, next stop, 1984, followed by Terminator 4:The REAL judgement day.

Seriously, Rod Serling, Aldous Huxley, Orson Wells and many others called this shit years ago. They weren't entertaining, they were fucking trying to warn us. It's planned obsolescence on our part.
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I think all Charles Manson needs is a big hug.

Pauly Shore's picture

Charles Manson, all you need is a good ball grab.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:53pm.
I AM VERY SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. THEN GO FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY STRONG GODDAMN FUCKIN DRINK.
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Awesomeness...Wanna make out? What? I had a strong drink, I get horny when I drink....

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:53pm.

James Haven never thought he'd be saying this, but....Charles Manson, calm the hell down! You are giving James Haven a headache with all your yelling!

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HAVE A VERY STRONG GODDAMN FUCKIN DRINK.

OK, I can get behind that one. Back in uno momento...

I AM VERY SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. THEN GO FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY STRONG GODDAMN FUCKIN DRINK.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:29pm.
NOW THAT YOU GOT A CHINK UP HERE, WHO DON'T YOU DO US A FAVOR BY BLOWING HER GODDAMN FUCKING HEAD OFF JUST LIKE THEY DID TO OUR BOYS IN WWII. WHY DONT YOU STUFF HER GENITALS IN HER MOUTH AND STRING HER UP LIKE A DEER LIKE YOUR ORIENTALS DID. FUCK YOU.

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Dude! You might actually get kicked off this site. I didn't think it was possible to be offensive enough, but I stand corrected!

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:29pm.
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Cholly, will you behave yourself if I give you a hippie chick and a tab of acid?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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clearly this android doesn't like her breasts touched, but how does she feel about having her crotch grabbed?
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:35pm.

Women without men can keep shit together. Men without women fall apart. This is FACT.
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Preach it, sistah!! Not hating on the menfolk, but it's true.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:35pm.
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your comment was directed coocarachawise...Aint no tiger gonna worry 'bout no mens...not when I can order a closet full them robot kind off the interwebs...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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If James Haven doesn't get a date soon, he's gonna have to buy him one these!

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Hekki's picture

Charles Manson is being naughty tonight.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly: "This combined with fleshlights will make the human female species obsolete!!"

NEVER. If anything, it will be the other way around. It's a lot easier to keep some sperm frozen than to have to keep uteri alive and working. Who's going to feed and diaper the babies? Men? HA HA HA HA HA. And what if there are girl babies born? They will not be able to resist the temptation of letting them grow up so they can touch their boobies.

Women without men can keep shit together. Men without women fall apart. This is FACT.

islandgirl's picture

Charles Manson, I get a kick out of you. This time, not so much. Can you dial it down a notch? Just asking.

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Submitted by Raven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:17pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:12pm.

nite tigerlilly ~ i'm off too .. i have to find yet another box of kleenex to demolish with my nose faucet ... and continue to cough up bits of lung ....

angel-i ~ if you're still here .. nite you **

missy ~ you too :)
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for sure she does not swallow.. how boring

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:12pm.

nite tigerlilly ~ i'm off too .. i have to find yet another box of kleenex to demolish with my nose faucet ... and continue to cough up bits of lung ....

angel-i ~ if you're still here .. nite you **

missy ~ you too :)

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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:22pm.
*starts bawling*

This combined with fleshlights will make the human female species obsolete!! Men already hate women PMSing and shit....after they perfect this...theyll be no reason to interact with us! They'll just harvest out uteruses, put them in a hyperberic chamber, and spawn kids that way!!!!
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Meh, works for me...*Closing another deprogrammed male robot in trunk of car, revving engine* Later hwores, I got hood rat stuff to do now...

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I'm waiting for Arnold Schwazeneggar(close enough) to come running in and blow this things head off with a shotgun. Terminate her.

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Submitted by julian on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:04pm.

LOLOL

good point ..

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she can say "i dont like it when you touch my breasts" and "youre hurting me" but he didnt program her to fucking WALK?
ya, this guy has 'serial killer' written all over him.

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Hello, My glorious Dlisted Ladies!!

Roborts terrify this hardened Knight. They make look sweet and innocent on the outside, but beware the horror lurking within...

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