Saturday, December 13th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Morris Day (51)
Taylor Swift (19)
Nellie McKay (24)
Amy Lee (27)
Tom DeLonge (33)
Debbie Matenopoulos (34)
Christie Clark (35)
Jamie Foxx (41)
Steve Buscemi (51)
Wendie Malick (58)
Ted Nugent (60)
Christopher Plummer (79)
Dick Van Dyke (83)

Posted by: Michael K


Sucking stink never looked so fine. lol

letinstar's picture

hell yes!!! what time is it!!!! happy bday to morris day, steve buscemi and jamie foxx...and to all the bday sluts
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Geebz74's picture

Happy BDay to the sluts.
Fly!!! Hallelujah!! Woah oh oh oh!!! Sang it with me!!!

Jaime Foxx is unpredictably hot!

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chrissy poo's picture

so am i the only one who thought tom Delonge was alot older than 33? i thought he was 40ish...my bad

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Happy Birthday to my cousin Morris Day!!!

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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

gucci's picture

oh whatever happy birtday to all the saggy sluts today!

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Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all especially you Mr. Morris Day!

All together now...

"Hey have you heard? There's a brand new dance, and it's called the bird."

This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill

Madam Pince's picture

Oh eee oh eee ohhhhh! Happy bday Morris, you hot piece of crazy.

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GovJerryBrown's picture

Now is a good time to mention that I saw Jerome from The Time in Vegas last August sing "Jungle Love."

In a Karaoke lounge.

It was both hilarious and really really sad.

Chicaloca's picture

Morris Day is sexy. Happy B-DAY

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Bondagebarbie's picture

This is an awesome list of sluts!Happy Birthday to all of them!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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misslainey's picture

777-9311--one of The Time's best! Damn, happy birthday Morris!

And Dick Van Dyke, one of my fave actors!

Richiegay's picture

In this list the best is definately saved for last... Dick Van Dyke is a total genius, 'Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang' my ass. no really I need my ass banged good.

Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07

Dick V.D.

lol

Er...happy Bday!

KA's picture

YEAHHH!! I love Morris Day and The Time! So glad to see you sluts remember them instead of saying "whoooo??" UGH. Kids and their music these days!! *shakes fist*

Mish's picture

Happy Birthday Tom Delonge!

benpen's picture

Jesse....now Jerome.....

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crazyinjapan's picture

Morris Day--oh ee oh ee oh!

Ted Nugent--hope he gets chased down by rabid PETA members dressed in camo, & then shot & stuffed and put on display at the Natural History Museum, where he is labed "Jackass."

Hockey fan's picture

Oh my Jesus, Morris Day and the Time rocked all over Prince and the Revolution.

Who the hell is Christie Clark?

LASHONCARTER's picture

HEY I'M A BIRTHDAY SLUT
SHAQUANTE (23)
WISH HAPPY BRITHDAY BITCHS

I'M JUST THAT FUCKING FABOLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS $QUEENBUNNY420$

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

GWAD I love The Time.

Decent Bday slut list.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Submitted by bisou on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:38pm.
eeeee happy birthday to Christopher Plummer! One of the greats...saw him live in Stratford as King Lear and almost died in his presence.

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lol! christopher plummer IS awesome. he has been in so many of my favorite films

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Steve Buscemi and Wendie Malick ROCK!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:19am.
Steve in Fargo
" I got fucking shot in the fucking face!"
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hehehe! looove fargo!

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Hysteria's picture

Happy Day to Steve Buscemi and Dick Van Dyke!

Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fevah! ♫

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Woot! Morris Day and the motha fuckin' Time are tha shit! <3 <3!
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smokeybaconflavour's picture

yay Wendy Malick! happy bday

Salem13's picture

I really hate that stupid show Debbie whateverthefuck is on. They just showed the SAME stories not more then 10 minutes ago. We don't need this many "entertainment" shows.

Happy birthday Steve.

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bisou's picture

eeeee happy birthday to Christopher Plummer! One of the greats...saw him live in Stratford as King Lear and almost died in his presence.

HB to Steve Buscemi too!

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Courtney Love's picture

It's my birthday as well, and frankly, I'm loving the idea that Morris Day shares my day!

Now, all of you hot bitches come over here and bring me prezzies!

SpacemanSpiff's picture

LOVES Morris!

Damn baby, how'd you get all THAT in them jeans?

ChubbyWubby's picture

HAPPY B-DAY TED NUGENT AND STEVE BUSCEMI

Morris Day and the Time always reminded me of a cheap knockoff of Kid Creole and the Coconuts, who I love!

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I caught Morris Day and the Time at a Los Feliz street fair last year and his act was as tight as ever. Didn't miss a beat, slide, and even had the mirrors handy.

The Brandy's picture

that chick is nasty.

I love Steve "these are the limits of your life, man" Buscemi- and I always thought it was hilarious for someone to have the words "Dick" and "Dyke" in their name.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:39am.
This Dance Ain't For Everyone... Only The Sexy People
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Mrs K! uh-oh, wasn't ready for this excitement..
*running to get Depends*

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zomay's picture

When you watch Purple Rain NOW, you see that Morris and the Time was really the Rihanna to Prince's Beyonce, in the movie. Now that's deep.

Heeeheeeheee

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zomay's picture

I'm doing the Bird right now in your honor.

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Diana Crabtree's picture

Evil Shoe- Steve Buscemi was on the plane I was training to be a flight attendant on. He was SOOOO nice, and completely down to earth. He handed me my bag from overhead. Now I LOVE him too :) :) :)

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

This Dance Ain't For Everyone... Only The Sexy People

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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.

ainsley's picture

Christopher Plummer is the fucking man.

mike's picture

Steve Nugent is proof that you're never too old to be a tool. He's almost a parody of himself.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"Steve B. and Morris Day share the same birthday? How awesome is that?"

You are a lucky slut indeed, putsomestankonit. I love both Morris Day and Steve B.

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christine the hoff's picture

Steve in Fargo
" I got fucking shot in the fucking face!"

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EvilShoe's picture

This is the best birthday slut list I have ever seen!

Morris Day - Jungle Love!
Amy Lee - Love her singing!
Steve Buscemi - I find him hot, don't judge!
Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever!
Dick Van Dyke - Who didn't love him in Mary Poppins!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:06am.
rocking out now, cleaning the living room.

I know! The song has that built-in sweeping action.

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Submitted by christine the hoff

morning!
yeah, he never made a bad movie. we watched Fargo last week
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Buscemi is just freaking awesome... he's in my list of askeery/fascinating people (don't tell James Haven), but daddy Voight kinda creeps me out too!

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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...

Steve B. and Morris Day share the same birthday? How awesome is that?

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