Sunday, December 14th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Patty Duke (62)
Vanessa Hudgens (20)
Sophie Monk (29)
KaDee Strickland (31)
Tammy Blanchard (32)
Tia Texada (37)
Natascha McElhone (37)
Beth Orton (38)
Ted Raimi (43)
Alice Ripley (45)
Cynthia Gibb (45)
Ginger Lynn (46)
Dee Wallace (60)
Abbe Lane (86)

Posted by: Michael K


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Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Dee Wallace!

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Kwest's picture

I love Dee Wallace! Need I say more?

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TexnDoc's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRq9G_B9yWY

Since it's her birthday why not remember her best role (Helen) and not her worst (Neely). Anyway I love Anne Bancroft here. Behind the scenes story - despite having won Tonys on Broadway, Hollywood wanted neither for the film but the director said Anne and Patty or he wasn't filming, and both gals walked off with Oscars.

Mr. President's picture

Happy Birthday to Vanessa. That chick is built for sex. Delicious.

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LASux's picture

It kills me how women like Patty Duke were SUCH HO's in the day and now act like their sipping cammomile tea in a Lesbian Bookstore.

jiggywiddit's picture

Holy Cow! See that coffee mug Patty is holding? I totally have that one on my desk at work holding my pens.

That said, I thought she was Richard Chamberlain.

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Albatross's picture

HB, Patty! And your cousin, Cathy, too!

HB, Ginger Lynn, you old slut!

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Oh Patty Duke you rule! You came out and told the world about your Bi-Polar drama and I loved the Patty Duke show as a kid. And that mini series about your life, whoa! Lucille Ball hated you and kept Desi Jr. away from you, how sad :(
Have a great birthday, cause you're the original Hollywood crazy girl!

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Green Is Good's picture

Oh, I LOVED Patty in "Valley of the Dolls"! That movie is such a fantastic piece of melodramatic dreck, it's beyond glorious.

luscious_t's picture

I love Patty Duke - the original crazy! Britney could learn a thing or 2 from PD.

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Pattay! Dee!!!!!!!

Ginger Lynn? Gross.

Newportjoey's picture

Dolls! Everyone knows your ears and nose get bigger as you age....can't escape the clock.

Patty never looked better in her life!

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Hysteria's picture

It looks like Patty Duke may be among the few people who surgically enlarge their noses

i thought she was 60 about 20 years ago.

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Hysteria's picture

i am deeply humbled that the only name i recognize besides Patty Duke is Vanessa Hudgens

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crazyinjapan's picture

Oh, I love Patty Duke! She was crazy when crazy wasn't cool--she paved the way for the likes of Britney Spears and Anne Heche.

parissucksliterally's picture

I love Natasha McElhone....this must be such a sad birthday for her though- her husband had a heart attack and died this year, while she was pregnant with their 3rd child.....

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Deb's picture

Patty's tour de force!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYwScXgvRlg

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parissucksliterally's picture

Oh, the beautiful Sophie Monk, of whom I am so jealous....it is her b-day today.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:51pm.
*Sparkle, Neely, Sparkle!*

LOL! "Valley of the Dolls" is a classic!
Happy birthday, Patty Duke! I loved the "Patty Duke Show" when I was a kid.

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Manbearpig's picture

Patty Duke and Dee Wallace, happy birthday you hot sluts.
It's so nice to see that Patty Duke has not mutilated her face as the other 98.9% of Hollyweird has. It's REFRESHING to see NORMAL AGING! I loved the Patty Duke show and Valley of the Dolls! And she gave birth to Samwise from LOTR and Andy from The Facts of Life, plus was married to Gomez!
Dee Wallace was so great, loved her in ET, The Howling, Cujo, fantastic scream queen.

TexnDoc's picture

*Sparkle, Neely, Sparkle!*

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Happy Birthday Anna Marie Duke, you wild crazy slut!

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

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Now THAT is a tree!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:22pm.

You forgot the stop at Sephora. Zach's running low on foundation.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

mmmmm warm mug o' coffee...Ms. Duke has the right idea, brb!

To celebrate, Vanessa and Zac are going to GAP to try on clothes, get some chai lattes and fat-free peach muffins at Aroma, then back to Vanessa's place in Toluca Lake so she can try once again to figure out why he's not into her.

mike's picture

Happy B-day Beth Orton!

Stolen Car (with Ben Harper on guitar):

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princesszoey's picture

Thank god he's alive! I was afraid his no-no black hole swalloed him!

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MJF's picture

Oh...and Happy Birthday old people.

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MJF's picture

He Lives!!!!!!

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