Jennifer Aniston On Playboy....I Mean...GQ Magazine
Rachel Green!!! Put on some clothes, woman! Wearing the tie does not make it classy! Save that fuckery for your Match.com ad! I feel like an overprotective mommy who just wants to throw a trench coat on Jenny's ass and take her to get an ice cream float so that I can talk her about the dangers of famewhoring. I would expect this from a twatty like Miley Cyrus, but Aniston? And she really should have worn that tie over her mouth, because she's still talking about you....know....who....
Of course, she was asked about "them." Jenny called it the "insane Bermuda Triangle." The writer of the article, Mark Kirby, brought Angie Jo's interview from October of this year where she said she hoped her kids would watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith so they can see where their parents fell in love.
Unfortunately, Jenny didn't throw her Diet Coke on Mark and scream, "Shut the fuck up about that homewrecking whore!" Instead, she said, "Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn't quite confirmed at the time. But listen... You sit there and you... No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this?... Considering the source, nothing surprises me."
By "the source" she means Maddox, because it's well known that he feeds Angie Jo all her lines during interviews. He really knows how to make it burn.
When Mark asked more about the whole Brangafuckinglina situation, Jenny finally cracked a joke instead of answering it seriously. "The funny thing is that people don't realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends. No. Can you imagine? That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox..."
She needs to do more of this. Either say "STFU about that" or make some kind of joke. However, the joke would have been better if she said she goes shooting and dagger throwing with Maddox and the other deities every weekend. Instead of shooting cans, they shoot Rachel Green cardboard cutouts.
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I've always felt neutral about Jen. Great bod but that face. Oy vey! -But, sphincter lips Jolie is hardly an UPgrade either for Pitt stank.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:16pm.
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Say something nice: JA has a beautiful body from the neck down.
Say something true: Lately she's been letting loose, but it reminds of when someone says an insult to you and at that moment you freeze, then two days later, you come up with a really clever response, but by then it's too late and you really have to concede defeat in the repartee and move on. It's obvious she hasn't moved on.
If I were her, I wouldn't even bother answering any questions about an ex. Treat Pitt Stain like you would Tate Donovan--how much does she mention him? The truth is, she's a famewhore, and thinks of herself as being more famous than she is. Her movies almost always flop/stink, so now she's stirring up some controversy to stay in the spotlight (serially dating douches galore, a zinger here and there now at Brangelina). Millions of sympathetic American housefraus are falling for it hook, line and stinker. She was talentless in her God awful TV show, maybe she's been okay in 1 or 2 films, but the truth is, she's very average in every way. She'd be better off bowing out gracefully from the pap frenzy and settling down with a nice orthodontist or stock broker (in whose circle she would always be the glamorous one--examples: Lisa Kudrow, Marcia Cross, Lauren Holly). These pictures REEK of "I'm almost 40 and single" desperation.
dementa on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:35am
You can judge her talent all you want, when her and The Brad hooked up and until the end of their marriage, she was and still is enormously popular.
Does that mean talent, who knows, to minimize what Jennifer is based on some media Three Card Monty tricks by Skeletina, that just makes them the same.
Each side pulls bullshit out of their asses to stay relevant.
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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:35am.
I think it's funny when people act like she's better off without Brad and it's HIS loss. He's the only reason anyone ever paid attention to her -- if they hadn't gotten married, she would be starring on the Hallmark channel's sentimental movie-of-the-week
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Typical brangeloonie nutcase.
First off, Jen started doing movies before dating Brad. Yes, we know they weren't big hits but she did star in Object of my Affection, She's the One, Picture Perfect, etc. (all before Pitt). She worked with Kevin Bacon (A-list) and the likes of Paul Rudd and Jay Mohr. All of those actors have done well for themselves, just like her. Working with Jake Gyllenhol, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn and Jim Carey, Clive Owen... just confirms her star status. Jen did atleast 8 films prior to dating Brad. Plus she had FRIENDS. Not too shabby.
Her career is in the toilet? Not by a long shot sweety. She has 3 more films coming out within the year. But YOU keep trying to paint her as a pathetic has been and she'll keep proving you wrong:-)
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:30pm.
That picture is humiliating and desperate.
Why can't she ever just say "no comment
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The same reason her ex and his tramp never say "no comment".
For one second why don't you act like a human being and realize that people have feelings. It's not always easy trying to be the better person. Jen has been hearing Jolie say stupid shit for years. Why the fuck shouldn't she defend herself?
If you turned on the TV and watched Brad or Jolie giving an interview and every time the interviewer asked them a personal question, they responded with NO COMMENT, it would make for some boring television. The same goes for magazine interviews. The only difference between a Jolie and Jen interview is that Jolie offers information without even being asked (i.e. letting her children watch the movie where their parents fell in love) whereas Jen only responds to the questions being thrown at her. Yet Jen is the one who looks desperate?? If Jolie could stop talking about her relationship for one second, maybe then I would believe they are happy together. She always talks like she has something to prove. Insecure much?
I just can't get past the way her hands are positioned in that picture. It ruins the whole picture - makes her look like a puppy begging for a treat or something. Other than that, she looks great.
She's just a few months older than me. I wonder if this is what my body would look like now if I hadn't had three kids???
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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:35am.
You're wasting your breath and time, you do know that right? A waste of common sense.
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Jeebus this shit will never end. To each his/her own and that being said, has anyone ever seen those pics of her in a bikini lounging by a pool? Did anyone see an ass on her?
When I fuck a 40 year old woman I want her body to look like a woman's body, not a teenager. I caught a tease on Access Hollywood tonite about a superstar posing nude. They were talking about her. Please.
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I think it's funny when people act like she's better off without Brad and it's HIS loss. He's the only reason anyone ever paid attention to her -- if they hadn't gotten married, she would be starring on the Hallmark channel's sentimental movie-of-the-week.
Think about it. When she married Brad she was a marginally talented actress (one of three) in a hit sitcom, and she became the most famous of anyone in that show because of it.
If she hadn't married Brad, she would have ended up with a thousand other sitcom stars (including Lisa Kudrow and Blandistan's girlfriend Courtney Cox). Because of him she could actually get considered for major movie roles despite having no talent and a face like a horse, and she actually starred in a few movies that made it big or at least became cult hits.
Now he's moved on, he's involved with somebody else, and her career is in the toilet. Nobody cares about any of the flop movies she makes, and only pay attention to her because she was once married to someone more famous than she was.
The main reason people pay attention to her is because of the "Bermuda triangle" -- and if people were to forget about it tomorrow, how many tabloids would write a thing about Whatsername from that "Friends" show, who's doing Lifetime movies or something like that? She'd be an even bigger has-been than she already is -- she just doesn't know it yet.
Oh, and posing nude in men's magazine for her fortieth, to advertise a lame-ass comedy.... with Owen Wilson... about a DOG? Kinda desperate. Not as desperate as dating John Mayer Weiner, but pretty bad.
Brad must look at these pics, look at Skelewhore, and then cry.
Stoney on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:40pm.
ahahahaha, you're in bar! Do a shot for me.
Should I serenade you with a loon rant?
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Ok, I just showed this to six hetero guys at the bar and they all flipped out and said Jennifer is most incredibly FUCKABLE! Dude, they were like, THAT'S Jennifer Aniston?!? Holy shit she's hot! Yes, I'm at the bar.
Didn't she do this picture already? I am sure I've seen her naked on some magazine before.
Can't they all just SHUT-UP! I didn't care when Rachel Green married the Pit and don't care about Saint Jolie either. For Pete's sake they've got 20 kids! They are crazy and stupid.
If my husband came home and said "honey, I'm doing a movie with fish lips Jolie." I would have said "not if you want to keep your balls." That is what Aniston should have said to the Pit, but she didn't, so Aniston is an idiot and Jolie is a coniving homewrecker. All three fame whores should move to some country together and just shut-up1
I wish I were more tech savvy, otherwise I'd drop into my post, but this: "By "the source" she means Maddox, because it's well known that he feeds Angie Jo all her lines during interviews. He really knows how to make it burn." gives me visions of Jen gabbing with Maddox on the phone while painting her toenails. Which of course, leads me this gem from around the time AJ announced she was pregnant with her first kid: http://popsugar.com/5003
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Submitted by Candy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:29pm.
The only thing I blame Jennifer for is the fact thatsh etook so long to show the press how she really feels. Otherwise, good for her. I want her to go batshit and lay how she really feels down. As much as I think it should be over after four years, those two asswipes can't keep their trap shut so why should she?
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Yes! I was never a huge fan but now I think she's being treated like shit for bowing out gracefully to an ungrateful and a very mean person. Maybe it is her time to vent. And Angelina can talk all she wants but she will never ever have that kick ass body.
(Seriously, monday I'm going to the gym!)
DUDE! that made me LOL. Been to the forum?
Stiletto Lover: What you said.
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She's smoking hot for 40. Hell, she's smoking hot for 20. I hope I look like that when I'm that age, but I doubt it.
That said, please work on your acting chops and transcend all this triangle bullshit. Looking hotter than your ex's gf will spark conversation at the water cooler, but it is not going to put butts in the seats,nor will it earn you an Oscar nod. You're better than this.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 5:17pm.
Thanks Farrah, I'm feeling old, so I brought back the 17 year old me. HA!
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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 6:56pm.
I never knew she was so well endowed... are those breasts really hers? Photoshop? Recent boob job?
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:50pm.
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LOL. I always knew they were 12 year old little bitches.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:30pm.
Why can't she ever just say "no comment?
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Hmmmm...it seems obvious from the cover photo that a marriage to John Mayer isn't imminent because Jennifer is still unable to tie the knot.
That picture is humiliating and desperate.
Why can't she ever just say "no comment?"
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The only thing I blame Jennifer for is the fact thatsh etook so long to show the press how she really feels. Otherwise, good for her. I want her to go batshit and lay how she really feels down. As much as I think it should be over after four years, those two asswipes can't keep their trap shut so why should she?
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Submitted by HeatherlyG on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 6:59pm.
Ugh! I bet that photo shoot smelled like wet dog. J-Fur's dude face and the tie must be a real turn on for her lezzy army. They must've had to wax that bitch right up to the last second before she grew in her coat. Such a waste of space and paper.
She's such a joke and getting so obviously desperate for publicity. Gee, Angie and Brad are up for Oscars, rumors they're having more twins-----guess J-Fur thought posing nude was gonna do somthing for her like the last time she tanked a movie strutting her kerr-ass around. No wonder she's doing a dog movie and the dog is the star. What a loser bitch. Next she'll throw herself to the lezzies for support. She'll start doing lesbian roles for publicity next. They're wating for her anyway; some of them right here.
Hate to break it to you, toots, but the Oscar nominations have not yet been announced. Right now it's only a possibility they'll be nominated. As for your feelings on Jennifer, why are you hating so much? She's innoffensive, harmless and gave up Brad to the succubus known as Angelina. You Church of Brangelina foolios should consider her a martyr.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:54pm.
As a resident dlister I will say. I never really liked or disliked Jen or Angie. When the whole seperation/divorce errupted, I still didn't have either feelings towards either of them. It wasn't unitl Angie starting opening her gaping ass lips about her and Brad, etc, and the JJ loonies, did I decide to look into Angie, watch some interviews, etc
Well, me too. I couldn't care less about HW love triangles until some sod starts trying to act saintly. Say what you want about my countrywoman Liz Talyor but she just got on with it, never tried to make herself Snow White. Jen- the worst you can say is a bit dull. St Agie, a cunt of epic proprtions.
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Ugh! I bet that photo shoot smelled like wet dog. J-Fur's dude face and the tie must be a real turn on for her lezzy army. They must've had to wax that bitch right up to the last second before she grew in her coat. Such a waste of space and paper.
She's such a joke and getting so obviously desperate for publicity. Gee, Angie and Brad are up for Oscars, rumors they're having more twins-----guess J-Fur thought posing nude was gonna do somthing for her like the last time she tanked a movie strutting her kerr-ass around. No wonder she's doing a dog movie and the dog is the star. What a loser bitch. Next she'll throw herself to the lezzies for support. She'll start doing lesbian roles for publicity next. They're wating for her anyway; some of them right here.
I never knew she was so well endowed... are those breasts really hers? Photoshop? Recent boob job?
Whatever.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:22pm.
I'M not saying that Dlisters "love" Aniston. I'm saying that, if someone from JJ read this thread, they would see all the praise for her and twist it into "Dlisters love x.".
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That is just silly.Sorry, to pretend to like Maniston just to bug JJer's is silly.If you really like her I could care less but this JJ thing is getting a tad retarded now and is ruining DListed.Who really cares if they like Jolie on there or not?I mean why do people give a fuck?I don't even go on that site but from the stuff people say they just seem like a bunch of Brangaloonies and I just avoid them.Problem solved.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 5:20pm.
Normally, I'd ask you what's so silly about the points I was making. Right now, I don't give a damn. I wish that all three of the twits would disappear down a hole but, from the comments I've been getting, it's pretty obvious that some people have a kind of emotional attachment to at least one of the three (depending on the poster) -which I don't understand.
So glad to hear, however, from a 'resident dlister'. M.E., what's your point? So am I - enough to have read, a few times, that it's best to tiptoe past you. So, I'll go quietly.
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 5:11pm.
Ditto. Well said.
Sorry I missed you on my good-night list last night. It won't happen again. I saw your side eye. You're a good one. :)
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Aw M.E.!, you look so cute!
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Lory, it's my HS senior piccy! I found it rummaging through boxes of old shit a couple weeks ago! HAAHAHAHAH!
whats FF by the way
M.E. your piccy is very pretty! :D
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:48pm.
Hi Lory,
I absolutely agree with Bane. However, her/his opinion seems to be in the minority on this thread.
I'M not saying that Dlisters "love" Aniston. I'm saying that, if someone from JJ read this thread, they would see all the praise for her and twist it into "Dlisters love x.".
Although, there are some people, here, who seem to be obsessed with the whole stupid, boring thing.
I just find the three of them as bland as plain tofu.
I don't think I'll try to make an intelligent point on a Brangiston post ever again. :)
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That is just silly,sorry .I don't play games with JJ'ers. My hatred is firm on the celebs I loathe.
All 3 of them are awful,shallow people that are now using what little fame they have left to make each other look bad. By making rude comments about each other and not letting go of something that happened so long ago is pathetic to me.Jen is a sore loser and that is turning her into a miserable woman that needs to pose naked and say derogatory things about Jolie to get attention from Pitt.Jolie is a man stealer and she is just a skanky ho.Pitt is a pussy whipped man.They are all equally gross to me.
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The cover will definately sell magazines for GQ. Whether the idea, was done out of desparation or otherwise, it will benefit both jennifer and GQ.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 5:00pm.
How does this "cheapen her image"? Stars ALWAYS pose like this. Jennifer, Angelina, Demi, Winslet...fuck, even Lennon did a nekkid cover.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:54pm.
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totally nailed it, M.E.
and as a resident Dlister myself, i must say i like the new avie!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:52pm.
Now run off and go tanning then get your weekly lipo and fcuk off.
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all I know about love or hate when it comes to JA and AJ is
I would HATE to be either of them
I would LOVE if they both went away
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:52pm.
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LMAO! That was pure poetry!!! Is it OK that everytime I read a loon rant (real or fake) I imagine Beavis saying those words with his best Cornholio voice?
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How does this "cheapen her image"? Stars ALWAYS pose like this. Jennifer, Angelina, Demi, Winslet...fuck, even Lennon did a nekkid cover.
I think Aniston looks fabulous. She can't act, but i'd cut a bitch for that body.
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