Thursday, December 11th 2008
Morning Wood
Carmen Electra has a bunny head coming out of her snatch (and someone tell Aniston that this is how *klassy* nudity is done) - Scandalist
Hell yes! Stevie Wonder talks about the possibility doing Dancing with the Has-Beens - I'm Not Obsessed
Vadge inspires my peen to crawl inside my body - Celebitchy
Zombie Barbie could also double for Wino Barbie - The Frisky
Taylor Lautner is not manly enough for New Moon - Socialite Life
4 twats on a roller coaster - ICYDK
They will have to change the name to Desperate Memaws - SOW
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Wow she looks hot, didn't even recgonize her at first.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:20pm.
farrah: thank you for being so lovely!
:)
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amiga, don't even mention it.♥ I hope you get it before 2009!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
farrah: thank you for being so lovely!
:)
xoxoxoxo
She would be so much hotter if the image of her and dennis rodman were not imprinted in my memory
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:42pm.
on my way
about time, the damn thing is big and heavy!
it comes in a box, so it's a surprise for me too, but it looks like it pretty much covers all her work and life.
hope you like it, amiga ♥
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
on my way
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:36pm.
farrah!!!!
mama what's ur user name on youtube?
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lol, FARRAHLICIOUS!
ándele, mija!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
farrah!!!!
mama what's ur user name on youtube?
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:28pm.
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AGAIN. Where can i get the info to mail a Frida Kahlo 2009 planner to a certain frida fan?
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Carmen is gorgeous
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She will do anything for attention. Needy, untalented whore.
Carmen really does have a bangin' bod still -
but she does like to whine about how she got her boobied made too big.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
so...carmen can't find a regular job nor can she find a hasbeen rockstar/athlete to marry so she resorts to these shenanigans...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
That's Carmen? I don't believe it. Or then again, yeah it's her after the likely photoshop/plastic surgery combo.
Who still buys Playboy? I thought porn had moved into the digital age a loong ass time ago and people had no need for that sh*t.
That's at least one of the reasons cited for Playboy's low profits over this decade.
So degrading to females. Why can't they see that??
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I miss the days when perverts were simple and an inflatable woman was enough.--Diego
There's nothing remotely sexy about that Carmen shot - its more like "ew, too much information". I feel like I'm her gynaecologist or here to give her a Brazilian wax or something. Its too much, put it away love. And I usually quite like this type of obvious, whory thing, trust.
carmen hardly looks real, I couldnt tell if it was LC airbrushed or her.
If Stevie Wonder goes on Dancing with the stars, I WILL watch. No doubt.
New Moon is going to suck if greedy Summitt doesnt up the budget from an insulting 50 million, and get a better director. Furthermore, they cannot go recasting the leads now. Keep Taylor as JacobA!
Carmen Electra still looks good she just needs to pick better dudes to be with
Stevie Wonder please just say no to that idea
Vadge inspires me not to work out,if I had a body like that I would kill myself
Zombie Barbie is hot,I got to buy me one!
These 4 twats are swingers
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:44pm.
I see I'm not the only one who thought that was Lauren Conrad!
wait 2 years, it WILL be.
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LOL.....Good call psl!
laughing at the schoolgirl at the pole picture.
for gods sake she is 50. she is gnarly to the max.
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:55am
I'm doing really well, thanks to a few friends and family but mostly to the DListers! Thanks for voting for mmmmeeeeeeee!!!
People of The Dlisted World! Do U see a computer?RU in an office with MULTIPLE computers? Yes? Vote for my WORST Fashion Moment http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true
I see I'm not the only one who thought that was Lauren Conrad!
wait 2 years, it WILL be.
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Baby you can drive my car, yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car, and baby I love you
- The Beatles
@ TITS- the Bottle Feeding Kittens are the new live puppies link, :)
*Runs to bookmark these*
That's ok L.A. I thought it was Lauren Conrad too- post photoshop these girls are kinda interchangeable. Weirdness.
Um I think Stevie is *BRILLIANT* and talented and all musically but do not DANCE. Please Stevie don;t lower yourself!
I heard a kinda of odd/amusing story about him on the radio (I'm old school) He claimed to have lost his home in the recent fire fires and said he lost evrything. Later on it was confirmed that his house was fine and his home was never even in danger.. HA HA! I love the crazy. Maybe it's kicking in for him, who knows. I still think he's cool though..
TITS!
The bottle feeding kittens are adorable. AWWW!
On Topic: Carmen needs to either learn to act or find herself a rich husband, QUICK.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
something a little more pleasant than carmen whatever...
bottle feeding kittens!!!
http://tinyurl.com/6bt59j
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
I don't know why they need that life ring (and on the beach?), since Carmen seems well equipped with floaties.
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
-"Submitted by dementa on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:40pm.
rotten_egg, I think you managed to completely miss the whole point of a religion and belief system -- that being that it's not an MTV reality show to change itself whenever someone whines."
It doesn't matter. Point is, times change and religions should too. Their tactics are old, tired and outdated. People are not as stupid and brainless as they were when the church could come up with genocide and get away with it in the name of "god". People today have other interests and have the right to go and attend a damn Madonna concert without having to ask the church people for permission. I think the catholic priests are so sexually repressed, they see lusty shit everywhere. I know repression has been the main tactic to keep parishioners under control, but somehow it doesn't work anymore.. unless you are brainless and backwards and have the need to not think by yourlsef and let others guide you blindly.
If the point of a religion is to park their belief system on an arcaic era even when thousands of years have passed, then I feel sorry for the people who follow such arcaic system.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:10pm.
REALLY? I can't even turn my head quickly with out wanting to sit down!
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are you kidding me? i've shanked beeshes at Islands of Adventure in Orlando!
also at Six Flags magi Mountain..
and at Knotts Berry Farm..
if there's a roller coaster and i'm around... beeshes will get shanked. First row is MINE!
(just like Benji Madden)
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
I did too Nova, until I realized that LC has more class than that.
Holy crap...i saw the above picture and thought it was Lauren Conrad. It seriously looks like her....with bigger tits of course....lol.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:42pm.
4 twats on a roller coaster
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so i guess that means i will never want to ride the 4 first rows of The Viper again...
Killed it for me (huuuuuge roller coaster fan!)
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REALLY? I can't even turn my head quickly with out wanting to sit down!
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
The should just make Photoshop in aerosol mist form to spray on before the photoshoot or at home. ya'd think
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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"
Carmen Electra posing nude. wow, what a surprise
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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"
She should wear some fern branches on her crotch, tie it with a bow and call it mistletwat or mistlecameltoe.
Isn't that the new Always with bunny ears instead of wings?
Carmen Elektra is used up..that pic is good cuz its photoshopped big time.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:42pm.
4 twats on a roller coaster
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so i guess that means i will never want to ride the 4 first rows of The Viper again...
Killed it for me (huuuuuge roller coaster fan!)
unless they allow me to bring Lysol wipes on it..
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Carmen is hot, but that costume they have her is beyond hideous. What little there is of it.
4 twats on a roller coaster
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Nothing at all weird about that unless you consider that their dates look like they could be their children.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
rotten_egg, I think you managed to completely miss the whole point of a religion and belief system -- that being that it's not an MTV reality show to change itself whenever someone whines.
Stevie!!! Don't you FUCKING DARE!
Unless being a musical genius has become tiresome, leave shitty television to the cunts!
--thanks awfully--
Carmen Electra looks really good, but I don't like the playboy bikini thing. It looks tacky.
I really think the catholic church needs a huge update, man. They are still living in the Middle Ages and that is what's making them lose clients. They either adapt to the times or they'll die. Already people are deserting their ranks and joining other sects or religions. Either way, bashing Madonna is so fucking 90's. Whatever she does, she doesn't impress me anyway. She's just a 50 year-old fart going on 20. So since everyone is unimpressed with Madonna's antics, the catholic church with the priest's bitching and moaning, is now the "village idiot" of religions.
And what the fuck with the "enthusiasm of lust, lustful thoughts, impure thoughts" backwards bullshit?. Come on, let the priests marry, have a parter or masturbate freely. Sheesh!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:25pm.
desperate housewifes sucks monkey balls.
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Covered in fuzz-filled smegma and tapeworms!
She does look like LC here. I saw her one time, she looks just like she looks on tv but she is about 4 foot 1 (CE)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
anybody click on the mel gibson link above the memaw pic?
his teeth look normal
desperate housewifes sucks monkey balls.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
For some reason I have always like Carmen
Electra. She especially got "that's a bad bitch right there" points with me when she played an grea white girl trying to be black in that film Dirty Love with Jenny Mcartney. Rent it, it's an awesome, funny, random, total B-List movie..=)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
SERIOUS airbrushing plus she's had a shitload of surgery.
that's carmen electra? i don't believe it
whoever was art director for the desperate housewives photo shoot should be boiled in oil