Thursday, December 11th 2008

Bea Arthur Finally Got Honored!

86-year-old (300 in Hollywood years) living legend Bea Arthur was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night in Beverly Hills. There's a major mistake in that last sentence that I didn't do on purpose, but I'm going to keep it, because it sounds so much hotter and more appropriate than the Academy Of Television Arts And Sciences' Hall Of Fame.

Bea was finally honored for being one of the hottest bitches in the TV game. I'm still waiting for her to be inducted into the Greatest People on Earth Hall of Fame. This was a long time coming for Bea. It should have happened hundreds of years ago, because who doesn't have room in their heart area for Bea Arthur?

Betty White and Rue McClanahan couldn't make it, because Wednesday is their "Hunt for Peen" night and they can't miss that. I'm sure Estelle Getty was raising her glass of Metamucil to Bea from heaven.

Even though her fellow Golden Girls weren't there, plenty of others came out to celebrate with Bea including Angela Lansbury, Florence Henderson, Sherwood Schwartz and Doris Roberts.

Doesn't this post of oldies make you feel as young as a fetus?

Wireimage, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:37pm.

El B.,
Well, you don't have to send me one. You already gave me my xmas gift! The cream has it almost cleared up too!

THEY'RE NOT PUBIC LICE THEY'RE MY PETZ!!!!
How many times? tut tut tut.

crazyinjapan's picture

Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:36pm.
HEY KIDS DON'T PICK ON M.E. SHE IS COOL...

KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO THE TOPIC THANKS

Oh, fuck off to Tara, whydontcha?

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Oh my God. Reading through these comments is making me want to puke from laughing so hard at the silliness! You bunch of macaronis.

KD's picture

Farrah- Are you serious about Mrs. K? I would like to have the internet freaking totally taken off mine, but sometimes I need it for work, too!
Plus, if it's not internet, it's something else. You know how addicts will go from one thing to another? Well, next for me will be solitaire. I like to play in Vegas style. More thrilling.
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I keel U, poopoo heds!

Clarisse's picture

El B.,
Well, you don't have to send me one. You already gave me my xmas gift! The cream has it almost cleared up too!

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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

KD's picture

Maybe Mrs. K and jim finally eloped. And Jeffro is doing all the videotaping.

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I keel U, poopoo heds!

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by Its SP bitch on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:14pm.

Isnt it funny when someone is so transparent? I am amused.

Who? Me? What did i do to you? Why are you picking on me? WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????
I'm leaving 4eva, goodbye and good riddance, i dont come here for this!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLCCCCCCHHHHH*
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KatieScarlett's picture

HEY KIDS DON'T PICK ON M.E. SHE IS COOL...

KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO THE TOPIC THANKS

Farrah's picture

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:31pm.
wait stock broker is a guy??? I always thought it was a girl lmao wait is that him in his avie? I knew you were a smartie pants Farrah
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thanks, hun!
well, if that IS him in his avie.... mmmm..

@KD: Can you believe Mrs K has so much stuff to do she asked her tech guy at work to ban her from accessing Dlisted???? her obsession is bad, bad!
besides, she also has to make those gazillion of Latkes! sucks! no time for her fooling around!

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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...

Sugaroo's picture

And where are JIM and Charles Manson?

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:28pm.

Hardeehar!!! Only got 5 freebies though and i know 7 people, well one of those 7 is a goose! :o)

Newportjoey's picture

We think staying alive is highly overrated.

Jane and Blanche Hudson.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

KD's picture

Where is Jeffro and Mrs. K? I haven't seen them in a while. I smell ESCANDELO!

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I keel U, poopoo heds!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

wait stock broker is a guy??? I always thought it was a girl lmao wait is that him in his avie? I knew you were a smartie pants Farrah

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Happy Holidays

Clarisse's picture

Drive by: El B!
Stop getting the Dlisted ladies all frothed up. Now, go to my room and wait for me there.

Off topic: Remember those FREE cards you got?? Well they are SELLING them online now! Bugger it!

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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

death2douches's picture

Bea Arthur is one hot piece! She and Angie the Original need to team up and solve some geriatric crimes! Who wouldn't want to see Dotty Zbornack and Jessica Fletcher hunt down meth addicts and denture thefts at Shady Pines? You bitches WORK! *hearts*

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

Farrah's picture

Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:19pm.
Actually, Stockbroker isn't a stockbroker anymore
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he's doing the same thing all of us do when the market go poo. He's doing some research now.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...

Margo's picture

They are still kickin' it! Old school rules!

Sugaroo's picture

So Stockey isn't a stockbroker? I'm not getting this.

TITS's picture

dq... a little something like THIS?

http://tinyurl.com/3y7jbd

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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.

KD's picture

Actually, Stockbroker isn't a stockbroker anymore.

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I keel U, poopoo heds!

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:13pm.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:11pm.

Damn, EL B, who needs flowers & candy? Every word out of your mouth is pure poetry! I'm so hot, I just slid off my chair!
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and the seat is corduroy!

Its not my fault! Damn, i was born with the gift of love!

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:13pm.

and the seat is corduroy!

No mean feat!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Its SP bitch's picture

Isnt it funny when someone is so transparent? I am amused.

TITS's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:11pm.

Damn, EL B, who needs flowers & candy? Every word out of your mouth is pure poetry! I'm so hot, I just slid off my chair!
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and the seat is corduroy!

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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.

Itsbiffy's picture

Lady Godiva was a Freedom Rider - she didn't care if the whole world looked!

Joan of Arc, with the Lord to guide her - She was a sister who really cooked!

Isadora was the first bra burner - Ain't ya glad she showed up?

Oh yeah ...!

And when the country was falling apart - Betsy Ross got it all sewed up!

And then there's Maude!

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- - - Mark Twain

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:08pm.

next you'll be telling us you're not really a candy coated marsupial?

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Why yes, I am! What gave me away? The tree bark between muh teefs?

dramaqueen365247's picture

Damn, EL B, who needs flowers & candy? Every word out of your mouth is pure poetry! I'm so hot, I just slid off my chair!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:09pm.

El B: That may be the most romantical thing I've ever read!

Thanks. I do try!! :o)

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:07pm.

ME, I'm just a bitch. Not a funny bone in my body.

Do you want a funny bone in your body?

teenywilly@hotmail.com mail me!!

crazyinjapan's picture

ME, maybe that's the problem, maybe you SHOULD be doing drugs.

dramaqueen365247's picture

El B: That may be the most romantical thing I've ever read!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

TITS's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:06pm.

Stockey really is a stockbroker? :-0 I thought he was kidding!

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next you'll be telling us you're not really a candy coated marsupial?

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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.

crazyinjapan's picture

ME, I'm just a bitch. Not a funny bone in my body.

findleynb's picture

i just cranked one out to the pic of Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury. Jessica Fletcher was one hot piece of ass back in the day.

El Bastardo's picture

I'd pork her! Age Shmage.

TITS's picture

farrah, laws schmaws.

how hard could it be to smuggle some little babies - or better yet - pregnant girls? ship em out, have them give birth in the adopters town, pay em off with money so they can get an education, and off they go.

win win.

a part of me is actually serious! gives self worried side-eye.

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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:02pm.
of course! me and Stockey will post it as:
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!

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Stockey really is a stockbroker? :-0 I thought he was kidding!

Bondagebarbie's picture

Those women look great for their ages,it's nice to see some older ladies that have not messed up their faces with plastic surgery.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Sugaroo's picture

M.E., does your paranoia know no bounds???????????

KD's picture

Farrrah- wow, you IZ smart! Will you B my Sugardaddy?

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I keel U, poopoo heds!

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:01pm.
by M.E. on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:48pm.

Now if I come off bitchy today, give me some slack, I haven't slept in 2 days and haven't eaten in almost 3. I'm grumpy, pissy and irritable.

Don't you know that's what happens when you're on meth?
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Don't quite know if you are trying to be a bitch or just be funny, since your "name" I am not familiar with.

It's called stress dear. I don't touch drugs.

Farrah's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:56pm.

Let me know when it's safe to come back into the market, willya?
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of course! me and Stockey will post it as:
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!

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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...

Farrah's picture

Submitted by Its SP bitch on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:58pm.
Really wow. What country? Stockbrokers must have it rough right now
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bottom of South America. Lol

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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...

crazyinjapan's picture

by M.E. on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:48pm.

Now if I come off bitchy today, give me some slack, I haven't slept in 2 days and haven't eaten in almost 3. I'm grumpy, pissy and irritable.

Don't you know that's what happens when you're on meth?

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:56pm.

Let me know when it's safe to come back into the market, willya?

Its SP bitch's picture

Really wow. What country? Stockbrokers must have it rough right now.

Farrah's picture

Submitted by Its SP bitch on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:53pm.
Farrah are you really a stockbroker or just jokeing?
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no joke. I'm also what in my country is called "engineer in finances".
working on MBA also..

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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...

M.E.'s picture

smurfy - it's the stress diet. LMAO. As soon as I get my appetite back I'll gain the 5 lbs back in one meal. LMAO!

Its SP bitch's picture

Farrah are you really a stockbroker or just jokeing?