Thursday, December 11th 2008

Bea Arthur Finally Got Honored!

86-year-old (300 in Hollywood years) living legend Bea Arthur was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night in Beverly Hills. There's a major mistake in that last sentence that I didn't do on purpose, but I'm going to keep it, because it sounds so much hotter and more appropriate than the Academy Of Television Arts And Sciences' Hall Of Fame.

Bea was finally honored for being one of the hottest bitches in the TV game. I'm still waiting for her to be inducted into the Greatest People on Earth Hall of Fame. This was a long time coming for Bea. It should have happened hundreds of years ago, because who doesn't have room in their heart area for Bea Arthur?

Betty White and Rue McClanahan couldn't make it, because Wednesday is their "Hunt for Peen" night and they can't miss that. I'm sure Estelle Getty was raising her glass of Metamucil to Bea from heaven.

Even though her fellow Golden Girls weren't there, plenty of others came out to celebrate with Bea including Angela Lansbury, Florence Henderson, Sherwood Schwartz and Doris Roberts.

Doesn't this post of oldies make you feel as young as a fetus?

Wireimage, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Poor Estelle Ghetty missed the fun... Getty? Spaghetti?

TexnDoc's picture

Nobody delivers a stinger like Bea. She's an icon.
"Was that a plumber?"
"No, Ma, it was a little girl delivering Girl Scout toilets."

christine the hoff's picture

They seem to be working on identifying the remains as we speak.
fucking horrifying merry fucking christmas indeed.

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snowpiece's picture

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KD's picture

Snowy- I know, I thought the exact same thing! It's like her hair doesn't grow or something.

On topic: man what is up with Bea's eye? They are Blue AND brown, with hardly any pupil! How does she do that?

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Sugaroo's picture

Casey Anthony AND her dumbass parents should be locked up until they croak.

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:56pm.

Ohhh my... that is SICK, it looks like the dude that broke his elbow in the Olimpics.. or worst.

TITS's picture

Holy shit! those pictures! no pshopping there bitches.

grey hair
wrinkles
yellowing teeth.

what a breath of fresh air.

if mk posts a spiedi story after this i may slit my wrists.

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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.

shut the smurf up's picture

ME, they say is too soon to tell if it is Caylee or not, but...
Why in the world a Mother would do that to it's own child? is beyond me...

TITS's picture

scrolling down from this pic and story to see that naked woman makes the naked person even more repulsive.

good one!

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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.

snowpiece's picture

KD, WOW, what a madhouse, she's really popular huh? I did see your friends pic of her signing the book on Facebook, she looks just the same!
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I found this about the skeleton near the Anthony home:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/6159458.html

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Oh, my goodness! I feel as fresh as a zygote in spring! Tra-la!

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M.E.'s picture

I can't stream fox news.

Any further detail on the remains????

Ford_Prefect's picture

Bea you rock! Shit, I hope at 86 look as good and mentally as with it as she does.

In your FACE Cheetoling and HoHan. This is what a star is, as oppsed to the freak circus you both are...

Payday came and with it beer.

~~Rudyard Kipling~~

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:56pm.

Off topic you guys have to see this its horrible
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=62fb2fa1-f2d5-41ee-b371...
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Oh sweet Lord in heben I think I might die now that I've looked at that. Ooooooooh no. Ooooooooh dear.

I swear Florence Henderson has made a pact with the devil. She look fantastic for 74.

KD's picture

Snowy- here it is:

Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:53am.
Snowpea- NO! But I saw pictures! :O) I went to the mall and it was a madhouse there! The line was, literally, about a half mile long! I hate crowds, especially if people are in them, so I steered clear. I couldn't even look through the window to see her! Oh well, at least I got my errands done.

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

Off topic you guys have to see this its horrible
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=62fb2fa1-f2d5-41ee-b371...

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Happy Holidays

I'm watching Fox News.

Zappy's picture

Submitted by RJII on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:48pm.

look closely to Bea's hairline. She's wearing a facelifting rubberband.

I didn't know they existed.

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OMG! I see it..or it could be an extra tight wig.

I remember the TV show 'Maude' omg..I wanted to be her daughter whatserface (Adrianne Barbeau) who went on to other wonderful films like..'The Fog'..(making a BOINK wtf face)

oops! sorry smurf. duh

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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:52pm.
oFF TOPIC, but a little skeleton was found near the Anthony home. poor Caylee:(
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WHAT??
that damn bitch! and her parents!

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snowpiece's picture

KD : shoot, which one was it, I couldn't remember.....
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KD's picture

Snowy-Yes, I saw the question and replied.. It is on the one thread that LoLo reappeared in. I will see if I can find it and repost it for you.
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StewieGriffin's picture

awwwww congrats to Bea, she deserves all the honors.

Dirk Diggler's picture

She totally rocks at 86.

oFF TOPIC, but a little skeleton was found near the Anthony home. poor Caylee:(

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:49pm

pfft, you should see my grandma's annual Holocaust Survivor Reunion....
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snowpiece's picture

KD! are you still here, did you see my question? DID YOU SEE KATE??? ♥
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:47pm.
I used to watch Murder She Wrote all the time! I loved that show! I was such a nerd. Oh wait, I still am.

hahahaha i used to take care of my elderly neighbor when I was in highschool and she used to watch this everyday...so i got so addicted to it and one time I mentioned it to one of my friends and they wouldnt stop making fun of me :(

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Happy Holidays

gia's picture

we better appreciate all the good ole oldies & wrinkles now because with all the plastic surgery & botox running rampant in hollywood no one will age normally again. days of aging gracefully are quickly coming to an end.

Love this woman.

Does anyone remember Bea singing a torch song in the cantina scene in the "Star Wars Chrismtas Special" (from the 70's)? Her character runs the cantina. For those who don't remember -- the whole holiday special is surreal including the Wookie Family Christmas scene. Apparently George Lucas has tried to bury this as much as he could -- with good reason -- but You Tube has brought it all back. But in spite of the cheese, Bea rocks it with all the crazy Cantina characters. Here's the clip from You Tube.

Shorter version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI#'

Longer version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVbCS8vg8m0

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Sweet mother of macaroni! It's the Denture Brigade!

TOPANGA's picture

Damn..in just one post, Dliste suddenly turned inot a retirement commnunity in Boca Raton, Florida. Who want's to play shuffle board or Bridge?!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

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it's strange to think it was only this past July when Estelle Getty died. i don't believe Betty, Bea or Rue attended the funeral for different reasons.

loved the Golden Girls!

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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"

RJII's picture

look closely to Bea's hairline. She's wearing a facelifting rubberband.

I didn't know they existed.
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KD's picture

I used to watch Murder She Wrote all the time! I loved that show! I was such a nerd. Oh wait, I still am.

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weenielover's picture

"hunt for peen night" OMGGG. That statement made my day!!

Bea looks rockin' for an 86 year old memaw. WTG, BEA!!

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Submitted by Matzoh Maus on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:41pm.
back in st. olaf that's how the memaws kick it yo

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haha! there actually is a st. olafs. it's a college and it is a peen mecca :)

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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"

diggerdp's picture

Bea and Angela look good! Poor Doris Roberts, lipstick problems.

You could swing off Sherwood's earlobe.

Matzoh Maus's picture

back in st. olaf that's how the memaws kick it yo

Sugaroo's picture

Betty White and Rue McClanahan couldn't make it, because Wednesday is their "Hunt for Peen" night and they can't miss that.

I just saw that. LMAO!

Hysteria's picture

"Betty White and Rue McClanahan couldn't make it, because Wednesday is their "Hunt for Peen" night and they can't miss that. "

Hahaaaahaa! omg. Big congrats to Bea! she definitely rocks!

;D

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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"

Green Is Good's picture

I hope I look that frikkin' hot when I'm 86.

Boy, Liz Taylor is younger?! Liz really abused her body will pills and booze.

christine the hoff's picture

She looks great for her age, good on her.

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angel_i's picture

Wow. She looks great:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me

Mysmichelle's picture

Memaws Galore!!

Love Bea, wish they all could be Bea's ha!!

Sugaroo's picture

God'll getchu for that.

Matzoh Maus's picture

suk it wolfyman she looks nothing like olympia dukakis but olympia is hot too