Oh Yeah, She Was Pregnant
Thank you to People for reminding me that the original pregnant dude, Tameka Foster, was knocked up. I completely forgot. And also thanks for letting everyone know she popped the kid out of her peen hole yesterday.
Usher's second son and Tameka's fifth was born yesterday. Unfortunately, we don't know the baby's name or any other details. Usher's first son is named Usher Raymond V, so I'm assuming they'll name their second son Usher Raymond VI. Naturally.
Congrats to Tameka! Those future child support checks aren't going to grow zeros by themselves, so keep popping those babies out! Make your fellow gold diggers proud!
UPDATE: The baby's name IS Naviyd Ely Raymond. I'm assuming you pronounce it Naveed? Anyway, Bronx Mowgli is still on top when it comes to fugly baby names. Usher and Tameka should have used her last name as well. Then he could be Naviyd Ely Raymond Foster: NERF!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:14pm.
This just in (from US Weekly)...he named the baby Naviyd Ely...or something to that effect. Just another horrible baby name!
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How is it horrible? Just because it isn't white bread? While I don't like the spelling, Naveed is a traditional name in the Arab world and Africa. Not everyone is going to name their kid Ethan or Jacob.
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 5:30pm.
I love how Usher, in his completely unironic, narcissism saturated way, has to name his own kid after himself. It's so needy and annoying.
...how is it narcissism when he's the IV, meaning his daddy did it, his grandaddy did it and his great-grandaddy did it. It's more like a family tradition! A lot of people have done it...
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She really looks like a guy...so is Usher gay?
why didn't barbra walters interview tameka since i'm convinced she was a dude and claims to have birthed babies...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I have no interest in black babies personally.
Dude looks like a lady
I love how Usher, in his completely unironic, narcissism saturated way, has to name his own kid after himself. It's so needy and annoying.
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That gold-digging skank needs to close her fucking legs or get some BIRTH CONTROL. Whore.
LMAO @ your entire post MK. Tameka has an ironclad insurance policy until 18! She took gold digging to another level. Gold diggers take note.
Usher's 1st son is absolutely adorable!! Cutest celeb baby with.
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Five children??
I hope she had vag rejuv.
Was it Ted Danson who once said of Whoopi Goldberg that having sex with her was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
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Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:08pm.
Seriously, you folks need to think before you post, you are creating standards that not even you can he held accountable..
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PS "creating standards to which not even you can be held accountable."
Jussayin.
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i mean he mosted have did her in the L&D .. her kids are like an hour apart from eachother
mandy
i <3 my Kidz
I had no idea that she was pregnant again. Goody, goody gumdrops!
This just in (from US Weekly)...he named the baby Naviyd Ely...or something to that effect. Just another horrible baby name!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Fat, ugly strech marked- money hungry-gold digging- non-milf-bitch! Shit like this makes me believe in voodoo, cuz that the only explanation for this!!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:17pm.
Farrah! I love fat kittehs! Mine's fat too ;0)
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did you see Momus the Sarcastic's avie? that be BIG kitteh!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
"And also thanks for letting everyone know she popped the kid out of her peen hole yesterday." -MK
HAHAHAA that's some funny-nasty shit right therr. I love how catty MK is toward this Tameka fellow. It just makes me grin from ear to ear =D
I hate Usher's arrow pointing down excuse for a nose...but what I hate more is that his son inherited that genetic abomination.
At first glance, I thought that was his mom.
they are gross
she is definitely partly to blame for his decline
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Just reading over some of the comments and feel like I have to say, I don't find these people unattractive because of their ages, or their blackness. I find many different looks and ages attractive, just not these individuals. I actually think Usher is even uglier than her. She is just plain and manly looking in my opinion.
As for TLC I always thought T-Boz was the most gorgeous, and Left Eye was very pretty. I don't think Chilli is ugly but she is far too masculine for me to think shes pretty. I think Usher has a thing for the manly looking ladies, its definitely a trend with him. Maybe he has Eddie Murphy-itis.
Tameka always looks as though sge has a corn cob stuck up her ass.......or maybe it is Usher!
Farrah! I love fat kittehs! Mine's fat too ;0)
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
They are both ugly, so make a great match. How come you never see her with any kids when she has so many? I'm all for "celebs" not whoring their kids out, but if you have 5 you would think you would see at least one sometimes. I only remember seeing Usher hold his baby. Maybe they are basement babies? Or does the father have her older ones?
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:09pm.
all the girls in TLC are pretty; both T-Boz and Chilli were on the People's list.
and he cheated on Chilli with groupies....
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Personally i think Chilli was the only pretty one.
Perhaps it was a rumor with this one.
I don't know these people but maybe you do
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all the girls in TLC are pretty; both T-Boz and Chilli were on the People's list.
and he cheated on Chilli with groupies....
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
y'all keep talking about her looks. what about his? he is not anything to look at either. bleck!! but that baby http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/celebrities_blog/Ushermag.jpg
is one of the cutest i've ever seen. i guess 2 uglies can make a pretty.
Well they are the picture of marital bliss and forever after....after the check clears.
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Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:02pm.
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Im pretty certain thats the chick he got preggers while still being engaged to the pretty one from TLC.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Out of allll the women he could have.. he chose her?
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:55pm.
Farrah
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back at cha!♥
I was wondering if the outfit that kitteh is wearing comes in XXL... my Roxy might look good in it. But she fat!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Jesus i hope this woman has a wonderfull personality because that man face must a though thing to wake up to.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
He could do better than her in the looks dept but from his fake grinding he does on stage he does not look like that great of a lay.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:33pm.
Katie Scarlett
That is rather disturbing I must say. You really need to get help.
I CAN'T !!!I AM A SCIENTOLOGIST ...THE ONLY PLACE IN MAH HOUSE THAT IS NOT BUGGERED IS UNDER MY COVERS XENU ..WOULD SNED ME TO THE RECLEANSING CHAMBER AND MY PLASTIC SURGERY WOULD MELT OFF ....
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Submitted by putas on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:27pm.
Miss PRiss... No. Oh my god. That poor little angel.
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honey, there's so much evil in the world, it's hard to understand it, but as long as we have the choice to do good... it helps.
I know this news stress you, but remember, it's bad for your baby. Go hold that miracle of yours and whisper "auntie Farrah is sending you virtual kisses"
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That is rather disturbing I must say. You really need to get help.
Putas
Seriously, the world is an ugly place and photoshop can't help it
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Miss PRiss... No. Oh my god. That poor little angel.
Casey and her fucking lawyer needs to go away and that whole family needs to be exterminated- they ALL HAD TO KNOW.
I cannot handle the news anymore. I need my Dlisters to hide from the ugliness of the world.
I met Usher when I used to work in the mall as a teenager.....he was just walking and I looked and said "man I think thats Usher" but noone else seemed to notice but me. So I walked up to him said hi made a joke and he laughed. Superhead wrote about him in her tell book....she said the sex was good, but his personality had changed from when she first met him...yeah, changed towards loving hoodrat women.
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Oh joy. That's all I can say about this without stirring up shit.
Then it would get really fucking interesting!!!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:14pm.
Speaking of babies, they found Caylee Anthony's decapitated dead body in a trash bag in the woods this morning.
has it been confirmed? because last I heard they were still running tests.
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Yeah, and they haven't confirmed it's actually Caylee, but you know it most certainly IS.
tameka! what a classy name
i wonder what their child's name will be? it has to be something better than bmw or mercedes-benz tameka, so use your brains!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:14pm.
Speaking of babies, they found Caylee Anthony's decapitated dead body in a trash bag in the woods this morning.
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WHHHHHAAAAT?! Oh noooo! I was hoping she was alive somewhere!! Poor thing! I bet the fucking mother did it!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Stony I dont think it was decapitated. It was decomposed and the skull did roll out of the bag.
Congrats Ursher!! His first child is THE cutest celeb baby!
I just love this picture:
http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/celebrities_blog/Ushermag.jpg
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:14pm.
Then it would get really fucking interesting!!!!!
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