Not Again
Another story about BABIES!!! This is the third one of the day. The D in Dlisted obviously stands for diapers. Makes sense.
So....Harvey, Junior and Princess Tiamammamiawhatever might be getting yet another sibling. The Daily Star claims that Katie Price has a human growing inside of her. If this shit is true, it would be her fourth child and her big gay husband's third. Some ho said that while on vacation in the Maldives, Katie felt vommy and wouldn't drink any cocktails. The ho said, "Kate was complaining about feeling really poorly and queasy and kept stroking her tummy.”
It was probably just the mountains of hot bullshit inside of her busting to spew out.
The ho went on to say that Katie and Peter's marriage troubles are over and now they can't wait to move to the US (save us!!!) to start filming their new reality show for three months. And wouldn't you know? A new baby would make a great plot for their reality show!
I really won't believe this until I see Katie Price on the cover of OK! with her big gay husband holding her belly with the tagline: "Just Buy This Magazine and Ask Questions Later."
Katie's never going to pop out a person as perfect as Harvey, so she needs to quit trying.
P.S. - Katie's t-shirt must be a tribute to this hot slut.
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Submitted by Meangene on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:24pm.
Is it me or does that babygirl have THE MOST CRAZY looking face EVER!! She's like a devil doll or something.....she would scare me in the middle of the night.
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I can't even stand it,you guys are killing me.
Thank God I am done having children cause I wouldn't want any bad vibes for laughing at ugly babies!
Hahhahhahhahhahhas
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Sorry,MK♥
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:29pm.
And why oh why do they leave poor Harvey at home and are always with their stupid FAS baby now?! So UNFAIR!
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actually LAUGHING OUT LOUD !
haha,so mean,sooooooo fucking funny
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Sorry,MK♥
oh, i love their shit tv shows like no other. youtube rules for a reason!!!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 5:00pm.
I feel I can trust you hot sloots not to judge me for what I'm about to say.
bitch, please! when that shit first came on like 2 summers ago, i was prego & LITERALLY watched the entire season on E! in one day...i looooooove it!!!
they suck, but they sure do make me laugh.
Submitted by SweetPollyPurebred on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:29pm.
Harvey, Junior, Princess -- why do all their kids have dog names?
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SNORT!!! LOL
comment of the day!!
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
There's something wrong with me, because I was attracted to that shirt.
Andre looks like a brown Gumby.
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Don't worry LCT I also love their show, but then I also love Newlyweds - so shoot me!
I feel I can trust you hot sloots not to judge me for what I'm about to say.
When I'm having quiet weekends, they are often spent watching Katie and Peter reruns. I fucking love these two. And Princess looks like a bug, and I love it. And Junior's a whiny bitch. Also love it. And Harvey's just fucking awesome.
No you didn't post Allison from Intervention!! FTFO!! My hubby and I watched that and we used the CleanSafe Dust Remover for our electronics. When we watched the show, we just Fell. The. Fuck. Out.
*heads to Google Katie and Harvey*. They seem like a wanna be version of the Becks.
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If you haven't seen/heard the video of Harvey and his potty mouth, you must really go to Dlisted Oct. 14, 2008. That shit made me laugh until I cried. That little boy is precious!
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:48pm.
Can someone explain to me who that "Alison from Intervention" is?
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yes, she's well groomed and all, it's like those Ketamine addicts. The high lasts for a bit, besides, those cans contain very little in them (i couldn't even clean ONE half of my laptop with one of those damn things!)
They just show her reaaaaally bad moments. They do that on Intervention all the time. Just for the ratings.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
I have to admit, I like them. I hope that their new reality show is aired in the U.S. and not by E! They totally screwed up their first show when they imported it.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
Can someone explain to me who that "Alison from Intervention" is? I just watched the link and a couple of the videos. At first I thought it was satire, some sort of sketch, but is she for real? And if so, who the hell takes care of her? What's her deal? She's well dressed, well groomed it seems, but wouldn't be able to have a job if those clips are for real.
I want more info!
what the fuck are these people? What did she star in? Whos is he?
Harvey, Junior, Princess -- why do all their kids have dog names?
Peter Andre's sexuality is totally questionable at this point (or probably was since they got married). He SO needs a new beard, Katie barely cuts the mustard since she got the breast reduction. And why oh why do they leave poor Harvey at home and are always with their stupid FAS baby now?! So UNFAIR!
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What the hell? Are they tryna dislocate that kid's shoulders? Is Harvey getting too much attention or what? And I can see myself in Katie's forehead. Ew.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Katie must be fanatical about mahhh intervention whore who inhales the inhalants....she's always walked on sunshine...see 2 looneys are on the same page.
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A v-neck short-sleeved t-shirt does not a straight man make.
MK that was fucking hilarious - I haven't bought a copy of OK magazine for years because all its ever about is paying Katie and Peter millions of squids for chatting shit. Its the dumbest mag in the world. And please could someone tell me whats going on with her forehead? It looks like she's taken Angelina Jolie's and polished it up like a walnut. What is it with celebs and their massive heads? It must be the botox right?
we need more Harvey, bitches. this shit ain't cutting it!!!!!
That little girl has a creepy kewpie doll face. I hope she grows out of it.
Bring us more Harvey, MK!
My office mate was looking over my shoulder and asked, "is that a baby or a monkey?"
Is it me or does that babygirl have THE MOST CRAZY looking face EVER!! She's like a devil doll or something.....she would scare me in the middle of the night.
It should be illegal for hos with ugly feet to wear open toe shoes. Fucking gross sixth toe :(
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Poor Allison. Those inhalants give you permanent brain damage, so she's wrecked for life.
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Fuck me, they're moving here too?
I say make them move next door to the Braneglina's and Princess Tiammammogram and Zahara can be gayelles.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I know I shouldn't but I like Peter Andre. He's just so sympathique. *hangs head in shame
MK needs dedicate an entire day of posts to Allison from Intervention. That would make me feel like I was walking on sunshine.
Who the fuck are these people? & why exactly should I be caring...?
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As soon as I saw her t-shirt, I was wondering if MK was going to post to that Intervention clip. He did not disappoint.
Who???? and Who????? really who gives a fuck???!!!
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:37pm.
woman you are obesessed
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Pete is not gay because he doesn't put his little peter in anyone's no no holes. Clearly, judging by his color, he climbs on in and lives there: The Ultimate Kimmie Gibblerer.
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I keel U, poopoo heds!
sometimes I want a kid for purely selfish reasons: feeling like part of a family, the fun and joy part of raising kids... (like how they look all silly and happy in that photo up there)
then mostly I dont want them for selfish reasons: theyre expensive and take up all your time and energy
I guess Im just selfish! No babehs for me.
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I like them because they don't take themselves all that seriously.They are more real acting than Becks and Posh,they just don't seem all that stuck up even though they are press ho's.I think her kids are cute as hell but Harvey is the cutest of them all.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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why another kid? why?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO....these two make the ugliest babies!!
Why wont they stop???
Oh yeah...i forgot that they are famewhores!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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They look perfect together. I bet is dick slides into her like a key into a peronal super secure security box...
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ha ha.. good for them if they can aford them. I really don't have anything against them.
Is it just me, or does Princess whatever look like a cartoon baby?
Shes hawt!! Id hit it. WOOT!!
Isn't the T-shirt a tribute to a sappy John Denver song?
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
HARVEY SAY
FUCK OFF
I want a t-shirt that says this.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:30pm.
Someone please sterilize all the dumb twats in the world. PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSE!
M.E. I KNOW THIS IS OFF TOPIC BUT YOU ARE SUCH A PRETTY GIRL... I AM JELLY OF YOUR HAWTNESS.
JORDAN OR KATE PRICE IS A TWAT I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT PICCY OF HER STICKING HER CELL PHONE IN HER TWAT FOR THE PAPS..... UGH AND THEN SHE HAD TO SMELL IT.. GROOOOSSSSSSS
Harvey is the HOTNESS and a D-Listed Hot Slut of the year!!
Jeez, with the Spice Girl and the Soccer player, and these two, and taking Madonna back, the UK sure is cleaning out the swamp.
Why are we importing brit trash to the states? Revenge for Gwennie?
Someone please sterilize all the dumb twats in the world. PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSE!