Thursday, December 11th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Aubrey O'Day in a bunch of pictures that look like stills straight from CumFiesta.com - Egotastic!

More pics of Jennifer Aniston baring her bits in GQ - Hollywood Tuna

Robert Pattinson was too much of a man to be a successful model - Towleroad

Two deranged chipmunks on the rampage in L.A. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Helen Mirren is still hot. No matter what. - IDLYITW

Nicole Kidman's botoxed cheeks (not those ones) - Cityrag

The Gossip Girl spin-off sounds like pure suckery - Just Jared

Where's a rabid bear with a thirst for douchebags when you need one? - Popsugar

Rachel McAdams with old timey hair on the set of Sherlock Holmes - Lainey Gossip

It's Stacey Dash! - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by la coocaracha on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:45pm.
OnT: Robert Patterson hasnt realized that any guy asking for his auto graph is gay!!!
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Hmmmm, maybe because he didn't want to jump to conclusions!

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Submitted by Creemy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:47pm.

who cares???? I've been doing the same. I'm glad you told us.

thanks!

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Coccaracha

I think it's obvious that it is her. She has been missing for a long time and knew where her body would be found

It was just a matter of time

Creemy's picture

Ok, I deleted that comment so as not to bring down the thread. sorry, I just got hyped. been following the case.

Well. guess I can't really delete anything. sorry anyway.

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You people are going to feel SOOOOOO bad if a violent accident actually happens to Heidi and Spencer.

Not!

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Submitted by Creemy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:38pm.

OH FUCK. Caylee Anthoy skeleton found!
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They dont know that its Caylee....just a young girls remains....dont jump to conclusions like everyone did with Mark Ruffallo when his brother commited sucicide and that Arabian girl was somehow blamed!

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I guess it's bitter sweet. I'm glad her family will know what happened to Caylee. They were wasting money traveling for "leads" to find an alive Caylee.... But I think they KNEW what happened all along

sadness. I hope Casey dies in prison

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/11/child.remains.found/index.html

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:39pm.
Happy Hour!!! Hi

& @ Mrs.G I told ya to quit drinking my mojitos for lunch!

It's Christmas time silly wabbit!

lol no nintendo I swear I didnt even drink them or nothing

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yes. half mile from grandparents home. all over cnn.

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Submitted by Creemy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:38pm.
OH FUCK. Caylee Anthoy skeleton found!

STFU!!!! really?!

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Happy Hour!!! Hi

& @ Mrs.G I told ya to quit drinking my mojitos for lunch!

It's Christmas time silly wabbit!

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:33pm.
DAMN! I was wrong. Now if it said "A twatsicle and a homely pony" Then I'd be sure it was Heidi and Spencer.

hahahahaha i thought it was them too...who is it? Im to lazy to click and almost sure im not guna care

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*waiving to xxyxz*

Aubrey O'day would be the queen of the Porn Industry. She's PEEERFECTTTT for it. Her face already looks like it's got panty-pudding smeared all over it. They'll save a lot of precious sperm that way.

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:32pm.
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why, thank you, KD :p

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JA has a great figure but I do not think her face is special. WTH? Thin lips , larger than avg. chin and smallish eyes. Meh.

Sadness- I read in Huffington Post that MacCauley Culkin's sis (29 yr old Dakota) died after getting hit by a car crossing the street in LA. Whoa. YOu never know when it's your time indeed.
I def., need to stop my lazy ass jaywalking...

DAMN! I was wrong. Now if it said "A twatsicle and a homely pony" Then I'd be sure it was Heidi and Spencer.

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

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Mejinn, I love your avie! pew pew pew! LOL
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"Where's a rabid bear with a thirst for douchebags when you need one?"

Now THAT'S a "candid" photoshoot I'd pay top dollar for! Call me an evil person, but the thought of these two suppositories getting torn to shreds by a wild beast makes me happy.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Meh... Only thing worth clicking on is Stacey

I don't even need to click the picture to know that the deranged chipmunks are probably Heidi and Spencer...Am i right?

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

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Jen is just plain "soccer mom" hot. Sorry there is no other word for it. She is so middle of the road of average that I can't either idolize or hate her. But I am pretty much over her.

Now Stacey Dash!! That chick is amazing looking at any age. And the fact that she was completely covered up and looked so sexy says it all.

Also, Stacey's husband is a freaking hot piece too!

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Aubrey is my hero....she reminds me sooo much of one of my friends. We could walk into a party and that ho would have been done fucked the hole room before I could even get both feet through the dooe......but fucking is always fun!!!

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only 11 comments?

yesterdays afternoon crummies had over 700 or some such shit.

when i return i expect to see some results!!

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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.

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who is the cum dumpster pictured above and why is she famous?
jennifer looks fine.

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When does this issue of GQ hit the stands?

"I love my tail in these jeans!"

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WTF is wrong with Aubrey? I mean I get shes a slut and everythhing but she takes shit to far

Jen ANiston still looks hot lol
oh by the way Missy thanks for leaving me hanging in the last post

Rachael McAdams is fugly I cant believe my hunnybuns fell for her!!! (I dont really think she is ugly im just jelaous she gets to snuggle with him :()

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Submitted by Mejinn on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:12pm.

Oh wow, Stacey looks great!

WERDZ!!!!! What a babe and shes nearly 60 or sumfink!

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Is she taking a dump, wtf is she doing?

Stacy Dash! As if.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Will not click on cumfiesta

Will not click on cumfiesta

Will not click on cumfiesta

Will not click on cumfiesta

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Aniston looks HOT stop being JEALLUS FATTIE H8TERS Brangeloons!

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Pure suckery. Now, THAT'S poetry!

And don't insult the piggehs!

Happy Hour's picture

First time I can say Blah to all the crumbs, Carry on...

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Aubrey O'Pig is more like it.

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Is she taking a dump in the floor?

Mejinn's picture

Oh wow, Stacey looks great!