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I swear this is true. I was in the Army and Navy in Vancouver's downtown east side years ago. The area is notorious for it's drug action. There was a Chinese cook from the restaurant in the alley with some white fatty hunk of meat, which was on the ground of the alley way. He had a clever cutting up the meat. No lie.

I don't think these girls could make KFC taste any worse. Have you seen their filthy establishment? Besides their chicken is always f'd up. Broken legs and bruises. No thanks!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:16am.

This is how Rosie O'Donnell makes gravy. The secret ingredient is yeast.

That was the most hilariously DISGUSTING thing I've read all day. I felt my stomach literally lurch. ----------------------------------------------------
Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!

Butterhead I am never having Chick-fil-a anymore.
I had one a few days ago after years of not having it. Thanks for keeping me away of junk food!!
(sincere thanks!)

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Lmao! What the hell, this is sad.

I think it's fucking funny.. LOL Dumb ass douche`bags!!! So glad I don't eat chicken!!!

Had to comment on this story. I use to work fast food at Chic-Fil-A. We had a shower stall that we would rinse the large pans in before they made their way to the sinks. Well, since we didn't have a bathroom in our restaurant we had to use the ones in the food court. Needless to say, most teens are lazy in general and most of the guys who worked there didn't want to have to walk all the way to the restroom. So, they would just relieve themselves in the shower stall. Would you like fries with that?

I never really liked Cunty Fecal Chicken anyway!

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need to look at some male models after looking at that, ack!

This is how Rosie O'Donnell makes gravy. The secret ingredient is yeast.

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Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:52pm.

Ha!

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I hate that commercial that goes Wendy's, it's waaay better than fast food.

I say plunk 'em back in there and boil their nasty asses!

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That's pretty goddamn disgusting. I try to stay away from fast food joints. One time I went to McDonalds and ordered a small fry, and BOY, did those fries taste like they had been sitting in fresh elephant dung. It was THAT fucking RANK! So yeah. If you want hamburgers, order some fresh Angus beef and make it yourself. If you want french fries, cook and slice the potatoes yourself. Don't trust some 14 year old braindead skank to make your meal for you. lol :D

"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls

these cows look like they eat alot of kfc...
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Submitted by aquarius: "...And at Wendy's, the meat in the chili is actually pieces of hamburgers that have been sitting out too long to be served..."

I THOUGHT so. Although it doesn't bother me too much. I hate seeing food wasted.

I'm a thrifty motherfucker.

One of my son's worked for Sonic as a cook and believe me they make 'dirty food' just like Fight Club.Spit,boogers the whole bit.If they don't like you it's best not to eat there.He never did it but he saw some of the other cooks do it.Very gross stuff goes on at restaurants.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by aquarius on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 6:41pm.
he was standing on a stool with his entire arm in the nacho cheese dispenser! Apparently he was the concessions guy. So yeah, not getting nachos at the bowling alley anymore.

Extra picante!

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I never worked at any fast-food joints (I may be one of the two or three people who graduated from my high school and never worked at Pizza Hut or Dairy Queen). I've worked at four restaurants: two Mexican, one catfish, one Middle Eastern (the last was yumness incarnate and VERY clean).

And I gotta tell you, the worst things I saw weren't at the restaurants, they were at the chain book/music/video store I worked at for some years. A porno mag found stashed away on the cleaning supplies shelf in the bathroom, pages stuck together (the hugest outrage of working in that store was that there was ONE bathroom, to be shared by boys and girls, employees and customers alike). A woman who allowed her child to shit on the carpet, came and asked us for paper towels, and then she just basically smeared the poop around and mashed it into the carpet. The very fact that we were required to take a course in handling human biohazardous materials!!

I liked the book department because in general, the customers were cleaner, nicer, and more intelligent. But the bathroom was located closest to the book department, so we got a lot of immigrants from retard-land. They had this thing they did called a "2020," which meant that they had more than 20 rental movies to be returned to the shelves (usually a Friday or Saturday night) and EVERY employee had to drop whatever they were doing, if someone came out over the intercom and called a "2020 to video," and go help put up the videos for the ravenous dumb masses to peruse. I HATED having to help with these things, because I swear to God all of the stinky, stinky, dirty, nasty customers were over in video. It always amazed me that people could apparently afford a VCR (this was the 90s) and to rent movies, but couldn't be arsed to take a shower or put on a little deodorant.

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Submitted by aquarius on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:26pm.

They are just awful. One good thing that came out of my experiences is that while I hate the bugs, I'm not "ready-to-pass-out-freaked" by them anymore.

I will never get the fake "girl on girl" stuff.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Mejinn on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:45pm.

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Not entirely sure, but that's sure as hell what it looked like, no lie.

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I hate it when guys do fucked up shit like that.
It creeps me out:(

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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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If you really thought about what these sickos do in these restaurants you would NEVER eat out again.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:24pm.

I'm sorry about your son, that's awful. Is he okay now? Hearing all these stories, I'm honestly surprised things like that don't happen more often. The lack of oversight and standards for food service employees is ridiculous (not to mention the totally unenforced FDA recall regulations and all that).

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:22pm.

Nice! Isn't the food service industry fun? That roach story creeps me out, I fucking HATE roaches. A year or so ago they bug-bombed the apartment next to ours after the (disgusting) owners moved out and our floor was crawling for a couple of weeks too. Nothing quite equals the horror of walking into the kitchen at midnight to get a glass of water and seeing that all visible surfaces are black and moving. It pissed me off too, it wasn't my damn filth that attracted the roaches! Stupid deadbeat neighbors! Thank god for whatever poison our landlord puts down now, I haven't seen one for a while (knock on wood).

Aaagh! See, as I was typing this I glanced down and saw one of my hair clips next to the keyboard and thought it was a roach. UGH, I HATE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Just this past October our son got Salmonella from eating a Cheeseburger from Mc Donalds. The shit had to be reported to the department of Health and Lord knows what else.. anyway, i went to the damn place , talked to the manager (after the lady from the Infectious Diseases Office told me, since they didnt have more reported cases, it was not bad food prep, but someones poor personal hygiene that got my son sick... Meaning some fucktard put their assfingers on my sons food. While i was talking to the manager, i saw one of the employees roll the mob out of the restroom and into the kitchen and continue to mop there... MYSTERY SOLVED. I went off on that dumb ho. For two weeks straight that boy shit and puked til we finally knew what was up.... NO more Mc Donalds in this house.. EVER!! Any fastfood for that reason.
And that disgusting ho needs do get her greasy ass on a treatmill and not in a dishwasher....

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Submitted by aquarius on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 6:41pm.

OMG! Fuckin' GNARLY!

My very first non-babysitter job was at BK in high school. OMG, what a shitty job! Anyway, those charbroiled burgers were frozen hockey pucks that were thrown on the grilling conveyor belt after they've fallen on the floor.

My first real restaurant job was at the cheesy Mickey Roonie Resort. The pastry cook would make his pastries with a butt in his mouth. I'd find chocolate mousse parfaits with cigarettes in them.

20 plus years ago I worked in a little restaurant/bar on the Parkway in Philly. Several buildings nearby were raised to build a 35 story office building. Where where do you think the cockroaches moved when the buildings went down?
That's right, our restaurant. The place was infested with the little fuckers. The restaurant was on 2 levels. You'd come up the stairs and the floor was MOVING. You'd pick up a cup to serve soup and there was a roach in it.
One day, they bombed the place and brought us in early in the morning, before lunch, to clean up all the dead roaches! It was horrific.
I lived nearby, so I told my manager that I would have to shower before serving snybody after that. He didn't want me to go, but I was like, "Fire me, I'm not serving lunch after cleaning up thousands of bugs". UGHHHHH!
Sorry, I spent a lot of years in the biz. There are more stories than this, trust!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I love how many bitches get fired from the dumb shit they put on their myspace.

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FATTTY!!

Thats why KFC drips with oil, cause of its fat employees.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:10pm.

Boiled ham is yummy!! I'd drink that water after!
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I feel my lunch crawling its way back up.

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can't stopping laughing over that El B!

consider that line stolen.

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Cream of bullshit.

OHH I almost forgot! Last year around Christmastime, I was home visiting the fam and we went bowling... my husband went into the bathroom and came out with a weird look on his face, and whispered to me that he thought there was somebody jacking off in there. Well, word spread among our little posse (including my mom, awkward!) and we were all watching to see who came out. About 10 minutes later this guy comes out... do any of you watch Aqua Teen? Just picture Carl. Anyway, he comes out, all red-faced and disgusting, so you KNEW that was what he was doing. We had a good laugh and kind of forgot about it, until we went to leave about 10 minutes later and saw him arm deep in the nacho cheese machine! Literally -- he was standing on a stool with his entire arm in the nacho cheese dispenser! Apparently he was the concessions guy. So yeah, not getting nachos at the bowling alley anymore.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:32pm.

A question for the hot sluts who have worked in these joints (or restaurants, whatever): What was the NASTIEST shit you've seen happening in the kitchen?

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When I worked at Cracka' Barrel, one of the salad bar attendants (who did a lot of chopping, handling things with fingers, etc.) had Hepatitis and was not ashamed to admit it (she also had about 200 nasty-looking prison tats all over her arms and neck, probably how she got it in the first place). People would drop things on the floor ALL the time and still serve them.

Oh, and my husband worked at Arby's as a teen and said that any of their sandwiches with sauce are made of the shavings that get dropped down behind and off the sides of the meat slicing machine. The sauce is to disguise this. One of his co-workers would smoke while he was mixing the meat and sauce together, and ashes from his cigarette would drop down into the concoction. And at Wendy's, the meat in the chili is actually pieces of hamburgers that have been sitting out too long to be served. I could go on all day... I think between me, my siblings, and in-laws, we have worked at every crappy fast food chain out there!

kacky, that kitty interruptus line was hilarious. I thought he just looked like an lazy fat cat/cow, but now I like it even better!

Wendy's seems like the most decent fast food place out there, like they have some standards. I don't know though, I'm sure there are some bad ones. It all depends on the management. It's their job to set the tone and if they're lazy fucks then their bad attitude will trickle down and infect everyone else.

I used to work at the mall and I would hear HORROR stories....jizz in the jamacian chicken, coke in the ice cream.....I didnt eat at a fast room restaurant until last year and even then, I only eat out very rarely....

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ANd you know what else? Why do food workers wear gloves? They wear those gloves when they make your bagel with butter, and then they take your money and ring you up while wearing the gloves. So what's the point of the gloves? Germs stick to gloves just as they do to hands. Duh. Take off the gloves if you're not preparing food, you gross motherfuckers!

The gloves are just bullshit to try to fool the general public that their food is safe.
Even if someone is ONLY preparing food, you think they don't wipe their noses, or touch their hair and mouthes with that glove?

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Submitted by Team KFed: "I got stomach pumped sick from a KFC a few years ago (I think it was bad coleslaw)... I honestly haven't eaten out since, all my food is prepared at home or at a trusted friends house."

You're probably not fat, either. I read that the average restaurant meal contains the equivalent of a stick of butter. Yeh.

I make 90% of our family's meals. Mostly to save money, but I also like to know what's going into my food. For instance, I wash all our produce unless it's organic frozen veggies. You think restaurants wash each bell pepper with soap to get off the pesticides and other shit? NO. But I do.

ANd you know what else? Why do food workers wear gloves? They wear those gloves when they make your bagel with butter, and then they take your money and ring you up while wearing the gloves. So what's the point of the gloves? Germs stick to gloves just as they do to hands. Duh. Take off the gloves if you're not preparing food, you gross motherfuckers!

Long long ago in the before time... when I was a kid we had a KFC that was family owned and run and quite ... okay.

Now? Shit no. Why would ANYONE eat at a fast food joint? There are so many better and often cheaper choices!!! Instant microwave food, better quality restaurants etc. I'd rather go to the local 'organic' place and have a nice bowl of well made tasty vegetable soup and a slice of bread with real butter for 5-6 bucks than eat a questionable hamburger.

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One of my first jobs in high school was at a Wendy's. They were pretty clean. We had to clean out the oil from the fryer twice a week and if things fell on the floor we had to throw it out. Pretty good by fast food standards. My sister worked at KFC and she would tell me horror stories. I still can't eat at KFC because of what she told me and after looking at these pictures, I'm glad I haven't ate there in years.

That's gross. Fat girls need to realize that nobody wants to see them without clothes. It's not hard. I realized it ages ago. And this makes me happy I've only had KFC like once and will probably never have it again.

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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:04pm.
Riddle me this why do fat chicks feel the need to put half naked pictures of themselves on myspace? I just dont understand it.

Pamela, I don't understand it either. My theory is that it's the new generation and they don't see fat as undesirable. Since 2/3 of Americans are at least overweight, they have the rest of us outnumbered. So there is no longer much of a stigma. Sure, they feel that they SHOULD be thin, but then they look around and it doesn't matter. Guys will fuck them anyway, so what't the point of NOT eating crap?

Love your avie, Meg. Kitty Interruptus is always funny.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 5:19pm.

That takes "giving someone the finger" to a whole
new level.

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I worked at KFC when I was in high school and this shit is so typical. The managers are either brain-dead drug addicts or total assholes who don't give a crap about anything and the employees are either old nasty weirdos or dumb high school kids with zero work ethic. We used to run out of chicken all the time, the managers never ordered enough and sometimes we were out for days. It's humiliating to have to tell everyone who walks in the door, "Yeah, I know that the C in KFC stands for chicken, but we're all out. Can I interest you in some nasty instant potatoes or perhaps some old as shit coleslaw?" Terrible, terrible place.

The sad thing is that most fast food places are exactly the same. If the managers are idiots, which is usually the case, and the employees are kids, expect that your food will be fucked up in some way.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:32pm.

A question for the hot sluts who have worked in these joints (or restaurants, whatever): What was the NASTIEST shit you've seen happening in the kitchen?
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It's going to make me feel ill but.......I worked at this place called Bubbalou's BBQ in Brandon, FL (don't judge, I was in school) and this guy was cutting up collard greens for collard greens and hamhocks. Well, he cut off the tip of his finger, never found it and they served the food anyway.

*barf*

as far as i'm concerned they should shut the dammed place down. Scrubbing with disinfectant can't remove the image of these skanks from my mind. Would YOU want to eat at this place after looking at that fat lard ass in the sink

I would eat off the bathroom floor.. finger lickin good ! YUM!

If I worked at a KFC, I certainly wouldn't want to hang around the joint after my shift. And certainly not to take a bath!

Maybe those dumb hicks don't have running water at home.