Let's Just Blame Katherine Heigl For This Too
For those of you who watch Grey's Anatomy or that Private Practice shit, Kate Walsh's husband has pink-slipped her ass and filed for divorce after a little over a year of marriage (they were married in September 2007). Entertainment Tonight says the divorce papers list November 22, 2008 as the day the love officially died and they separated. Yes, right before Thanksgiving. They didn't even get to cut the turkey together! A whole lot of sad.
In the part of the court documents that asks why the marriage tanked, Mr. Kate Walsh (real name: Alex Young) wrote: KATHERINE FUCKING HEIGL. No, he blamed "irreconcilable differences" of course.
The courts need to ban the use of irreconcilable differences as a reason for divorce. Us nosy whores want to know the details as to why their marriage sucked so hard. I'm guessing Mr. Kate Walsh found his wife sharing a cigarette with Heigl. Or maybe laughing at one of Heigl's dumb jokes. Or possibly just saying "hi" to Heigl in passing. All grounds for divorce!
P.S. - That champagne looks really cheap. It probably smelled like asparagus piss.