Merry Cheetomas!
Our Lady of Cheetos and her lil' Cheetolets posted a Christmas greeting on her website to all her fans complete with a holiday burp from JJ. Too many Frapps. While doing the Adderall sway, Brit Brit says "Thank you...as my son burps" and then she kisses him on the forehead. There was a totally a mattress below JJ just in case....
And I've got a double feature for you! That's if your head didn't explode from all the excitement Brit Brit's Cheetomas greeting brought you. Since this post is about our favorite lil' hillbilly possum, here's a chunky hedgehog floating in a tub. Hedgehogs are sort of like possums. Okay, not really, but I needed a reason to post this! You may want to hit "mute," because the voices will echo in your head for hours after. Although, put the sound back on at the 4:00 mark, because the lady sounds like NELL! Teeeeeeeaaaha-in----da--wiiiiiiind.
(Thanks Susannah)
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Somebody save that little puffer fish, and club those annoying bitches! Holy shyte, tell me they have this hedgehog because they didn't breed?
Hedgehogs are adorable. But these ladies are a bit off the fucking wall.
That poor hedgehog is swimming for its life and they think it's trying to be all "cute". They disgust me!
How about a Chunky Hedgehog live feed? I know the puppy cam cannot be replaced, but it might give us just enough to look forward to to go on living.
A better hedgehog video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLPMbD2VdpM&eurl=http://www.dlisted.com/&...
I thought both clips were cute. But the little animal...keeping everything underwater but his nose...is that the only way to he gets releif from the non stop chatter. Oy.
It reminded me of the NO-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-no! Lady with red hair.
Thats why he did it so long.
I bet Brits kids do it in the tub too!!
Shit bricks stop using your children to promote your new "brit" image and shitty career. Not a good mother and basically not good at being a "singer".
The drowning hedgehog is cute despite having a deranged owner. "Look at you" "Look at you" shut up loon and stop torturing the poor animal.
Submitted by SakeBomb on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:25am.
you had a pet hedgie?? aww! I didnt know ppl had them as pets!
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makes me miss my hedgie. :(
Did not watch the Britney clip.
Watched the hedge hog swimming in the tub and loved it.
Hedge hog is decidedly more entertaining than that cheeto thang.
Well at least her lithium level is therapeutic.
The hedgehog video made me cringe! OMFG, I thought it was gonna choke and drown and die. Those BITCHES!
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Goooooood Morning, Sluts!!!
Yep, Bratney, you exploit those kids to repair your public image and stalled career! I'm sure the kids just LOVED spending a full day pretending to be happy and making your ego-stroking video.
i found the hedgehog vid to be a tad disturbing... 3 minutes of floating- my husband thought it was dead and almost didnt want our son to watch it (who was pointing and laughing at the screen)
little bugger is cute right-side-up, though.
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they really love that snack.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:25pm.
@Barbie:
I admit that I bought her album for my 15 year old and it is actually pretty good.
Yeah, sure you bought it for your teenager! I told the sales clerk I was buying "Blackout" for my niece.
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You can just download the whole album from the Devil's Music Store aka Walmart online and it'll be your little secret. ;)
Floating Hedgehog for HSOTD!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I'm actually glad to see Brit doing MUCH better.. Glad to see her soooo happy with her boys.. My guess is that Brit Brit was doing tweak and that's why she was so fucked up. Glad she's away from the douche`bags. Kudos to Daddy Spears for getting his kid BACK on the right track ~~ Even IF he's getting PAID.
I have ever seen this video on a HOT FREE celebrity&interracialmatches dating site '【My interracialma
tch..com....c-o-m】++ '. Losts of rich people rated it.
I admit I know nothing about hedgehogs, but that thing don't look too happy!
She looks good but she looks "special" when she always keeps her mouth open. The whole thing seemed fake
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:39pm.
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LOL! Oh, I dunno mayhap you'll just run across one eating some Rocky Moutain Oysters?
That video is cute as hell but her voice made my skin crawl.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Nite, Dee Dee! Don't forgets to send me pics, k? =)
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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That hedgie is gross gross gross. I shall not bath in that tub!
Good to hear her sound and look happy, but why does her speaking voice here sounds like she is 6 years old?
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:36pm.
Dee, I'm not sure if you are aware, but Schweddy balls is in the process of being sued by the makers of Boudin Balls, owned and operated by Dick Liquors.
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Fuck! Isn't anyone free from litigation? Schweddy balls needs a good lawyer? Know where I can get one?
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Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:34pm.
Alli! LMFAO! I would take that stuff, but I don't like the liquid toliet times. Member Olestra?
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:20pm.
I heard they are extra fatty but oh so deelicious. Is that true?
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that's what Alli is for!
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Aha! The lovely Farrah. Once again, the voice of reason.
Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:34pm.
Damn! That's too bad. Can chu' work your chef magic for me this one time?
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Dee, I'm not sure if you are aware, but Schweddy balls is in the process of being sued by the makers of Boudin Balls, owned and operated by Dick Liquors.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:20pm.
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I heard they are extra fatty but oh so deelicious. Is that true?
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that's what Alli is for!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:32pm.
I'd help out, but it's Winter here. I'm not anticipating shweaty balls for at least 3 more months.
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NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:27pm.
Saweet! Your Boudin Balls are so savory. Will you please share your recipe? Are they like Schweddy Balls? You know how much I love those!
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I guess the kiss is alot better than when she used to put her cigarette out on his forehead.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:26pm.
Mmmmmm. I'll be right over with my chocolate Jesus and box wine for dessert.
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Excellent. We'll call it the holy trinity communion!
NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:20pm.
Mmmmmm. I'll be right over with my chocolate Jesus and box wine for dessert.
O/T: LL Cool J says "don't call it a comeback."
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its bruce bitch...
Michael K... you MUST pick Chris Lilley as your hot slut of the day... he is AUSTRALIAN and FUNNY an CUTE!!! you must investigate!!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:16pm.
I heard they are extra fatty but oh so deelicious. Is that true?
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Just cross sex with spicy food and minus the embarrassing gas. Yep, a little slice of heaven right thar.
NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:15pm
I heard they are extra fatty but oh so deelicious. Is that true?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:13pm.
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Dee, I'll "DO" the two old spinsters for Boudin Balls.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:02pm.
And when I die, I want to come back as a critter who is owned by two old spinster sisters from the south who baby-waybe me till I die of obesity or kill myself
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I can make that happen. You likey boudin balls?
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Or gangbanging wallabies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcgBIWYY1QU&feature=related
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
And when I die, I want to come back as a critter who is owned by two old spinster sisters from the south who baby-waybe me till I die of obesity or kill myself.
@Manimal:
No - that's these ones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UJSeDO7bA&feature=related
;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:36pm.
By "release," do you mean the secure vault in your garage might be broken into by handymen doing work on your house? And you'll have to make a splashy announcement about how upset you are and are doing everything to prevent it from getting into the wrong hands? And then Vivid Video (Studio City, CA) announces they have bought the tape from unknown sources?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that, cuz duh...how are we gonna make money off it it? I mean, we will need a good chunk of that to pay off those angry Ewe's of the underaged lambs on your tape, and get them to sign off that they were 18 at the time...Then, I need you to pretend to be remorseful...look that word up in the dictionary...and get back to me, cuz I still have no idea what that word means, I just know it's vital to our plan, and then, we'll practice our "remorseful" faces in the mirror together....whilst "practicing" a release statement...Oh, and PLEASE don't BAAAAAAAAA during our statement, it's so annoying when you do that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 6:37pm.
Now THAT's what I'm talking about! Hedgehogs!
I've already seen a GAZILLION dogs and cats. Show me some hedgehogs, hippos and giraffes scrapping it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdBt8
Angel, I don't really know why, but I thought those giraffes looked a little like Tommygirl and Matt Lauer.
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Waiting for the Dlisted version of Monopoly.
I hate Monopoly, I'm always in jail.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:36pm.
By "release," do you mean the secure vault in your garage might be broken into by handymen doing work on your house? And you'll have to make a splashy announcement about how upset you are and are doing everything to prevent it from getting into the wrong hands? And then Vivid Video (Studio City, CA) announces they have bought the tape from unknown sources?
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My new policy: all studio photography or video is inherently fake.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:31pm.
Tigerlilly: "At the time of Tuesday's attack, the zoo had two Siberian and three Sumatran tigers."
(SF Chron. 12/26/07)
Where'd you spent Xmas 2007? Any bar receipts? Poolside pix? I dint think so.
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Why you little Woolly bastard!
That's it! I'm releasing your sex tape!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly: "At the time of Tuesday's attack, the zoo had two Siberian and three Sumatran tigers."
(SF Chron. 12/26/07)
Where'd you spent Xmas 2007? Any bar receipts? Poolside pix? I dint think so.
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My new policy: all studio photography or video is inherently fake.