Fishy Is Trying
There's been a few internet whispers (and shouts) that Fishsticks Paltrow's marriage to that cunt who sings in Coldplay is crumbling into the toilet. Fishy has shrugged it off, calling it all lies, lies, lies. Lies filled with lots of preservatives!
Well, some friend (yeah, some friend!) is telling Gatecrasher that Fishy's marriage is nowhere near perfect, but she's trying hard to keep it together. Wasn't this a blind item....?
The friend says that Fishy is staying in London with her husband until the holidays are over. They are "holed up" in their home to try and work things out.
How is being holed up with Fishy a good thing for their marriage? No junk TV. No junk food. No junk words. No junk porn. No junk nothing. Just organic everything. I'm shocked Cunt Martin hasn't drowned in the GOOP constantly pouring out of Fishy's mouth hole.
The friend went on to blab that Vadge is one of the major problems in their marriage. Apparently, Fishy is all up on Vadge and wants to crawl inside her roided-up pussay so that she can be close to her forever and ever. Basically. The friend said, "Gwyneth has the Madonna bug... bad. It's eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has even introduced Gwyneth to all her friends. Now instead of going to see Chris perform, she'd rather hang out with people like Alex Rodriguez and Ingrid Casares."
Fishy and Vadge's spokeswhores have both denied this shit.
Methinks the "Madonna bug" is what Guy Ritchie suffered from. The proper medical term is Nonutsitis. A-Rod also has it. It's when you go out of your way to make Vadge happy. Fishy just needs to get herself a pair of Neuticles and she'll be free of that bug!
Seriously, Vadge isn't the problem. The problem is that the marriage between a big sloppy cunt and a soggy old stick of fish can't work! It sounded good on paper, but in real life, it was doomed from the beginning.
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sorry for the many post...the forum talk gotz me all nostalgic...
I want my google-rubber-bebe back!
@Lory:
LOL! Gotcha;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Lory: did you say 'rodent'
GOT CHEESE!!??
bambam on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:27am.
"body parts especially desired, thick skin required and a penchant for butt secks is a must"
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ain't that the truth...I just laughed out loud at the crazyness I used to read there
can someone tell Strap on I say hi?
thank you
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:24am.
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WELL GUESS WHAT, WE USED TO BE A HOOT. WE POSTED ALL DAY LONG, FUCK IT, THE FORUM WAS THE PLACE TO BE, ANYONE WHO WAS ANYTHING WAS IN THE FORUM. A ZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE MAIN. ALONG CAME A RODENT AND ZOMG, BANG, FART, EVERYTHING WENT DOWNHILL FROM DER... WHY AM I YELLING? Sorry about that, teh ludes haven't kicked in yet...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
join the forum, we take all comers, all cum. body parts especially desired, thick skin required and a penchant for butt secks is a must.
got tittays? fupas in need of service?
come on to my house to my iy house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Oh I am emailing right now. I will not be denied. Oh no. I wont.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
*Follows Farrah out zee door* g'night to all you sex hookers. Live, love and laugh while the rest of us rest up.
Good night Farrah: check your YT account
:)
smooch@Farrah:
Sleep tight, sweet:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Brittny you have some mailing to do...Someone has some assplaining to do...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:11am.
It took you this long to recognize my ass?
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To be fair, I only went in there once for a few minutes a long time ago and I just didn't get it. It looked empty.
'Cept you and some other ho that hadn't been there in days...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:12am.
GAWD! I'm SUCH a Hag Maniston!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
you're so damn funny, i lurvs u!
gotta go to, it's super late already!
sweet dreams, biotches!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:01am.
I think Lory is trying to assimilate us.
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More like masturbate...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Stupid forum says I dont exist. I do fucking exist dammit! I like, posted in the forum once, but still dammit I have existed on dlisted for almost two years! *growl* I want to do some shit talking with you fellow lovelies. I am gonna kick some admin ass.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:11am.
It took you this long to recognize my ass? Jizz, I have to improve my brain washing, I mean, seduction techniques. I guess I am not smooth enough...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
DeeDee, aww..Nighty Night. Hollah atcha' later. I got the mac-n-cheese and peas for those fishstick dreams.
I agree with everyone saying kids should be allowed to have some candy. I'm sure parents learn the hard way how much is too much. I know it's a lesson I'll never forget after attempting to bribe my nephews to just be fucking quiet with cupcakes and sprinkles right out of the jar. Would have worked out just fine for me if my fucking sister hadn't decided to stay out for a few extra hours. But whatever.
Also, who the hell spends 200 bucks on fake balls for a dog? Seriously. Please let me help you manage your money because you clearly suck at it.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:02am.
*whine* Why does he keep calling me ANGLE!?
*runs from room crying*
He thinks you're Old English? He wants to work you like one? He likes to fish? I dunno....
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:00am.
gotta run
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hope we'll see you tomorrow, Benji! it's always worth the wait.
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GAWD! I'm SUCH a Hag Maniston!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Yes! It's Lory I sawr in there, yeah?
I thought I saw ONE name I recognized....
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:07am.
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If meeting me is not a life altering experience, then I don't know what it is...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:47pm.
WANNA PEE GLITTER? CUM 2 DA FORUM!
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I already pooped unicorns on snoopy's house
lmao
GOT FORUM?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
by Lory on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:51pm.
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN TEH FORUM...
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nuh-hu!
but I must say: I met some freaking interesting users on it....like you!
How's, crap what's his name? Strap-on and Mr bully (lol)?
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:00am.
gotta run
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hope we'll see you tomorrow, Benji! it's always worth the wait.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 12/12/2008 -
You are not a victim until or unless you preorder their CD's to get bonus crap and you have their posters plastered on every square inch of your bedroom wall, trust me.
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oh, Nitty, i'm in trouble. At least your daughter is 15, i'm..er..older. But i'm wearing my Victins t shirt as i post this... i have all the "limited edition" CDs. Noticed my avie?
@PSL: got it, girl!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
edited cuz I'm not here right now.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
*whine* Why does he keep calling me ANGLE!?
*runs from room crying*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Nite nite everyone. Fishstick and Cunt Martin sauce makes me sleepy.
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Dark Star
I think Lory is trying to assimilate us.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
ANGLE!!!! sorry doll i missed you. been reading the caption contest. this place is the shit.
loved your gf vid and the cholas, great work you have real talent
gotta run,
keep going guys your great
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b
Farrah, I sent you an email.....
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you're everywhere to me, and when I close my eyes it's you I see
-Michelle Branch
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:56pm.
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You are not a victim until or unless you preorder their CD's to get bonus crap and you have their posters plastered on every square inch of your bedroom wall, trust me.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:55pm.
so newie question whats the forum, who is hte day crowd and how do i chage my avie?
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oh man, it would be great to have yo during the day shift. I'm around, Snowpiece, KD, all cool peeps.
Go to "my account and it'll take you to "edit" i believe. Pick a pick and be veeeery patient because it takes a lot of refreshing to see your new avie
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Well, Benji, if you had said "hi" to me, I MAY have been able to help you with your avvie. *harumph*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:51pm
Brandon sings very good live. they don't need any backing vocals. They came over here last November, i'm a "Victim" (official The Killers Loonies) and i got VIP access and backstage passes.
They had flowers and very little people on their backstage, but i got the flowers they were using as decorations. Straight from Mr Flowers. Ironic. Flowers from Mr Flower...lol!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
naw nip is all good. its all natural and put here for us to enjoy i say. once new a woman that drank cat nip tea.
so newie question whats the forum, who is hte day crowd and how do i chage my avie?
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b
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:48pm.
Pssssst....Farrah *waving arms*
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my girl, PSL! where have you been, sexay?
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Nite nite Tigerlilly! I hope you have sweet catnip dreams.
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Dark Star
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:47pm.
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Took her to their last concert actually. I enjoyed it except for the skinny Asian dude standing behind us screaming: "I LOVE YOU, BRANDON! BRANDON, I LOVE YOU," with earnest tears streaming from his guy linered eys.
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN TEH FORUM...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:42pm.
aces farrah and thanks will check it out
love that quote!!!
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it's a good question, uh? i say we're all dancers!
and Tigerlils is harmless, she only has a problem with the catnip. We've sent her to rehab, but she's like your girl Lohan. Keeps coming back to it.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 -
Oh, and Benji....you make a pussy purrrrrr...Don't tell Farrah I said that! She will cut a bitch...
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it's "cuttabeesh" and also, too late
*sharpening shank*
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I, er, thought he was that other Madden twin...I didn't know that was your bitch...."backing up into tiger cage*...Yo? Zoo officials???? Naw, Farrah, keep tryna threaten my ass cuz zoo officials got some good shit. Trust. You can't find that shit on the stree...Oh, yeah, there she goes....I'm tellin' you us zoo ho's know where to get good shit. Even Angelina Jolie don't be us bitches...
Anywho, like I said before, gotta go pay some attention to the tiger cub...
I love you all equally... you know like that Goblin bitch with 400 kids on TLC loves them all...equally...or at all...Meh...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:42pm.
Madonna's starting her own faux religion to compete with Scientology, Skankotology.
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Kablahblah Skankotology, to be exact:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Pssssst....Farrah *waving arms*
nice to see you!
Even though she is a liar, I still like Gwyneth for some odd reason.
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you're everywhere to me, and when I close my eyes it's you I see
-Michelle Branch
WANNA PEE GLITTER? CUM 2 DA FORUM!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 -
Farrah, my daughter listens to that CD and my hubby just can't help himself and evertime that tune is on he says to her, "Don't you have to be human to be a dancer?" Her 15 yr. old brain explodes.
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it's a great CD. Neon Tiger is also amazing!
there's some controversy, people thought it said "are we human, or are we denser?" but they cleared it up in their website: it's dancer.
Your daughter rocks. Literally!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Goodnight Tiger! May you dream of Britney filled with catnip for your toy.
Benji Madden?
Some of the day posters are gonna be jelus h8terz tomorrow.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!