Fishy Is Trying
There's been a few internet whispers (and shouts) that Fishsticks Paltrow's marriage to that cunt who sings in Coldplay is crumbling into the toilet. Fishy has shrugged it off, calling it all lies, lies, lies. Lies filled with lots of preservatives!
Well, some friend (yeah, some friend!) is telling Gatecrasher that Fishy's marriage is nowhere near perfect, but she's trying hard to keep it together. Wasn't this a blind item....?
The friend says that Fishy is staying in London with her husband until the holidays are over. They are "holed up" in their home to try and work things out.
How is being holed up with Fishy a good thing for their marriage? No junk TV. No junk food. No junk words. No junk porn. No junk nothing. Just organic everything. I'm shocked Cunt Martin hasn't drowned in the GOOP constantly pouring out of Fishy's mouth hole.
The friend went on to blab that Vadge is one of the major problems in their marriage. Apparently, Fishy is all up on Vadge and wants to crawl inside her roided-up pussay so that she can be close to her forever and ever. Basically. The friend said, "Gwyneth has the Madonna bug... bad. It's eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has even introduced Gwyneth to all her friends. Now instead of going to see Chris perform, she'd rather hang out with people like Alex Rodriguez and Ingrid Casares."
Fishy and Vadge's spokeswhores have both denied this shit.
Methinks the "Madonna bug" is what Guy Ritchie suffered from. The proper medical term is Nonutsitis. A-Rod also has it. It's when you go out of your way to make Vadge happy. Fishy just needs to get herself a pair of Neuticles and she'll be free of that bug!
Seriously, Vadge isn't the problem. The problem is that the marriage between a big sloppy cunt and a soggy old stick of fish can't work! It sounded good on paper, but in real life, it was doomed from the beginning.
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:37pm.
it was "and i'm on my knees, looking for the answer: are we human, or are we dancers"
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Farrah, my daughter listens to that CD and my hubby just can't help himself and evertime that tune is on he says to her, "Don't you have to be human to be a dancer?" Her 15 yr. old brain explodes.
aces farrah and thanks will check it out
love that quote!!!
ps has that scary tiger gone yet? lol
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Madonna's starting her own faux religion to compete with Scientology, Skankotology.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 -
Oh, and Benji....you make a pussy purrrrrr...Don't tell Farrah I said that! She will cut a bitch...
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it's "cuttabeesh" and also, too late
*sharpening shank*
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
O Benji! Yoooooooohoo!
Nite, Tigerlil and cub:)
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Fishy reminds of that one girl in the high school drama club that had a bit of talent and carried on as if she was the second coming of Sara Bernhart. Aloof, bitchy, arrogant and clueless.
Ever read her Goop blog? It cracks me the fuck up. All the places she carries on about are not for everday working class people. SHe must think we all live in Ivory towers.
All that haughty atitude with no talent makes for one boring fishstick
@ Benji...:-P
Ok, HWORES, I gotta run...The tiger cub is not feelin' you DListed sluts, but I lurves you more than Fishy and Madonna lurves them some genuineness....
Oh, and Benji....you make a pussy purrrrrr...Don't tell Farrah I said that! She will cut a bitch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:34pm.
faraah!!
what was your old quote about dancing and where was it from?
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hi sweets!
it was "and i'm on my knees, looking for the answer: are we human, or are we dancers"
it's from The Killer's new song, "Human"
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 -
LMFAOOOO!
Don't forget this great hit:
Fishy, fishy, fishy foo,
Now I wack off in the loo.
Doesn't matter that I lack,
She only whined when in the sack.
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Bwahahahaha!
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faraah!!
what was your old quote about dancing and where was it from?
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hey tigerlilly - ever watched red drawf? youd love it they have a character named cat. he has a fishy song as well
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:28pm.
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LMFAOOOO!
Don't forget this great hit:
Fishy, fishy, fishy foo,
Now I wack off in the loo.
Doesn't matter that I lack,
She only whined when in the sack.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:24pm.
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Hahaha! That's Steak Tartar sauce in Tiger's case.
gulp
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:14pm.
Chris won't have any inspiration for his whiney songs if Fishy leaves his ass.
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Of course he will...
"Fishy left me: What I'm gonna do wit' all dis tarter sauce"
"Fishy left me: I'll never look at another fish tank the same way again"
"Fishy left me: tears in my Sushi"
"Fishy left me: I scream at the Ocean" (duet with Jennier Anniston)
"Fishy left me: Are there really more flavors other than vanilla?"
"Fishy left me: Guy Ritchie showed me his re-attached balls"
"Fishy left me: I'm craving a T-bone steak and loaded baked potato"
"Fishy left me: I think I'm growing testicles..."
"Fishy left me: I like my new 'nads, beer, red meat, a nice morning fart and some big fake jugs"
"Fishy left me: I think I can create some REAL ROCK'N ROLL MUTHA FUCKAHS....."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:24pm.
hahaha tigerlilly! tartar sauce!
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there you are!
i've been waiting for you to finally show up!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
I don't know but maintaining a happy marriage is hard work. I hope they can keep it together.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:24pm.
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Hahaha! That's Steak Tartar sauce in Tiger's case.
hahaha tigerlilly! tartar sauce!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:16pm.
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LOL! Can't you hear it now...*whiney voice* Chri-hiiiiis. Why'd you put the all naturalllll cotton hat on the babeeeeeee? *huffing sigh* I told youuuu, I wanted the hemmmp oneeeee.
Boring. The divorce settlement will be as stimulating plain yogart with a side of tap water.
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Good thing about her face being greasy is that it won't crack that easily. I reckon she applies moisturizer a tad too much or uses some cream made of dead fetuses like her Kabbalahbbala friends tell her to.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:14pm.
Chris won't have any inspiration for his whiney songs if Fishy leaves his ass.
Swim, fish, swim!
Chris won't have any inspiration for his whiney songs if Fishy leaves his ass.
Coldplay and John Mayer should go on an easy listening tour together.
Hopefully some ACDC groupies will happen upon one of their shows and fire bomb it.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:53pm.
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Nite HWORE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:52pm.
OMG people! That's not a birthmark or a zit! It's a freaking ingrown mole! Very popular skin thing among Anglo-Saxons. Some of you are so uneducated it hurts.
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Yeah, sorry. I skipped med school to do some other shit. Very popular?
Like, everybody's getting one?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:23pm.
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MUAHAHAAHAHAA! I love you, hot tigress! & Crazyinjapan, <3
I'm a tired biznach, so good night all, thanks for the laughs as usual ;*
OMG people! That's not a birthmark or a zit! It's a freaking ingrown mole! Very popular skin thing among Anglo-Saxons. Some of you are so uneducated it hurts.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:03pm.
Did whatsherface get unbanned yet??
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who would be whatsherface?
because if they mean LoLo, she was never banned. It was the IP that got banned.
Enough of the subject.
Mod is awesome, he fixes everything.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Gwyn's haircut is ugly. She's so bland. When the media hyped her up as a 'fashion plate" during the Oscar season when she won, I nearly barfed. She almost ruined Iron Man for me. Zero sex appeal and charm.
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:03pm.
Did whatsherface get unbanned yet??
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I do believe a team of professionals is working on it as we speak:)
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:29pm.
Oh come on Joe!
She's a vegetanarianist.
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Oh come on Joe!
We are all hurting for something something tasty.
Fishy postings suck, how 'bout that gingersnap recipe for your Dlisted brethren. Prmise to love you forever, we will. promise. promise promise.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:20pm.
Ha! With a little enticement..may-beee
Enticement, hmmm, I've got something to entice you with..please tell me that you are a carnivore, and I have just the thing to entice you with...
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
If you want to be really annoyed by Fishsticks, you should watch her on PBS going through Europe with that fat chef, Bartoli (sp). I could not believe how bad that show was. Bartoli looked like he was going to eat Fishsticks for lunch and she kept making this big whoop de do about eating "rustic" food. She kept saying "this is so lovely and natural. This is the way food should taste." I hope those "rustic" cooks pissed in her food. I was bored and wanted to barf from watching those two.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:00pm.
oh man, Fishy and her best friend Vadge should work on a Food channel project together, The Anal Chef perhaps.
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Oh, god no! From your fingers to Satan's anus to Hollyweird's ears....That'll shit will happen. Mark my words! (I won't blame you...I'll just make fun of Vadge's fucked up face, and forget fishy was even involved cuz no one ever remembers her unless there's tarter sauce around....mmmmm...fishsticks and tarter sauce...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
she wants to be one of madonna's boring macrobiotic zombies now huh? no wonder chris doesn't want anything to do with her...well, they're both assholes so it really doesn't matter, does it? i feel bad for her weirdly named kids...she is such a pretentious twat!
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The only thing remotely interesting about her is her body. It's amazing. I would kill to have her body. But not develop her freakish eating disorder like she has. Just kill.
Submitted by Brittny on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:36pm.
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It's good to have you back!
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
These people are humorless zombies. No fun, no irreverence, just grim servitude to whatever ideals they have at the moment. They are pretending to live. Embracing fake bullshit that never fulfills them.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:01pm.
CUNT MARTIN IS A FUCKHEAD, FUCK HIM AN HIS LAME-ASS BAND.
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Agreed. I have no clue why people love this sad excuse for a U2 tribute band.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 10:00pm.
oh man, Fishy and her best friend Vadge should work on a Food channel project together, The Anal Chef perhaps.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Did whatsherface get unbanned yet??
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She probably think she looks hot but she looks like a flight attendant telling someone FOR THE FINAL TIME to put their tray table and seatback up.
CUNT MARTIN IS A FUCKHEAD, FUCK HIM AN HIS LAME-ASS BAND.
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oh man, Fishy and her best friend Vadge should work on a Food channel project together, The Anal Chef perhaps.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:40pm.
Mmmmmmm gingersnaps. I make the best ones in the world. Bar none.
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recipe and directions?
pretty please? my cupboards are pretty sad right now but I do have some molasses and flour. ...
I'll tell you how to make fool proof peanut butter fudge...?
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Cream of bullshit.
I can't wait for this marriage to fail. I wonder what latin baseball player she'll date after its over?
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ROFL @ "that cunt who sings in Coldplay"
Poor little Fishy...her marriage is swirling down the toilet bowl...*glub*...*glub*!!
I can't stand her annoying ass and I'm sure spending one nano second with her would irritate the living fuck outta me.