Fishy Is Trying
There's been a few internet whispers (and shouts) that Fishsticks Paltrow's marriage to that cunt who sings in Coldplay is crumbling into the toilet. Fishy has shrugged it off, calling it all lies, lies, lies. Lies filled with lots of preservatives!
Well, some friend (yeah, some friend!) is telling Gatecrasher that Fishy's marriage is nowhere near perfect, but she's trying hard to keep it together. Wasn't this a blind item....?
The friend says that Fishy is staying in London with her husband until the holidays are over. They are "holed up" in their home to try and work things out.
How is being holed up with Fishy a good thing for their marriage? No junk TV. No junk food. No junk words. No junk porn. No junk nothing. Just organic everything. I'm shocked Cunt Martin hasn't drowned in the GOOP constantly pouring out of Fishy's mouth hole.
The friend went on to blab that Vadge is one of the major problems in their marriage. Apparently, Fishy is all up on Vadge and wants to crawl inside her roided-up pussay so that she can be close to her forever and ever. Basically. The friend said, "Gwyneth has the Madonna bug... bad. It's eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has even introduced Gwyneth to all her friends. Now instead of going to see Chris perform, she'd rather hang out with people like Alex Rodriguez and Ingrid Casares."
Fishy and Vadge's spokeswhores have both denied this shit.
Methinks the "Madonna bug" is what Guy Ritchie suffered from. The proper medical term is Nonutsitis. A-Rod also has it. It's when you go out of your way to make Vadge happy. Fishy just needs to get herself a pair of Neuticles and she'll be free of that bug!
Seriously, Vadge isn't the problem. The problem is that the marriage between a big sloppy cunt and a soggy old stick of fish can't work! It sounded good on paper, but in real life, it was doomed from the beginning.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:40pm.
My boyfriend and i were flipping through channels and Spain; On the road again was on.
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My dad is in Spain right now. All his calls have been so sweet... mmm... must be the tapas!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Fishy and her odd looking husband are about as interesting as a ham sandwich.
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My boyfriend and i were flipping through channels and Spain; On the road again was on.
Fishy,Michael Stipe and Mario Batali where all sitting in this gorgeous restaurant tasting what looked like insanely good Tapas and Fishy was so annoyed that there was more food for her to taste!
Like the bitch was actually working hard at eating this shit because she knew it would add some chunk.Imagine being married to a tight ass who cant relax about food no matter what the situation?
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I do think her and Madonna live in some world where they think they are goddesses. Poor Fishy, her career is less Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet and now more on the Lindsay Lohan box-office poison death spiral.
She's rude and obnoxious and I hate the way her teef hang over her lips when she talks.
Oh thank God I AM BACK!! Oh I have missed dlisted so much! The last week and a half has been torture without dlisted and all of my fellow black hearted hilariously cold dlisters.
*deep sigh of content*
Now I must go thru page after page of wonderful disgusting celeb bits I have missed. So good to be back in the loop.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Thu, 12/11/2008 -
She is as plain as a white paper towel. Boring
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she's got the personality of a slice of Wonder Bread...
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:17pm
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Ha! With a little enticement..may-beee
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She ain't ugly, she ain't particularly beautiful, just your classic plain Jane. Devoid of any physical uniqueness. She's like looking at a newly painted white wall.
Yup yup yup! So true. She is as plain as a white paper towel. Boring.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:40pm.
Re: Gingersnaps - your recipe...will you give it up to fellow Dlisters?
Yeah, totally off topic, but much more savory.
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:55pm.
O reeeeeeeeally? O Madonna please become a drunk old lady! ;p
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Already done... 'cept she ain't a drunk old lady, she's a chemically addicted, well protected old hag.
man, i'm so tired, but there's too many horny beeshes out there waiting for Benji Madden times!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:48pm.
Thanks. It seems to me all the "rules" are more for their friends and interviews with the paps than for the actual well-being of the kids.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Fishy is pretentious, snotty, spoiled, elitist, and plays the same role in every movie she does. Her parents had money and could indulge her whim of being an actress.
Her performance in "Shakespeare in Love" was laughable and god awful. And I SWEAR I don't mean that bitchy! >:-)
"Gwyneth has the Madonna bug... bad. It's eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time."
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That's my girl! O how I wish I could do that to people!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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she's suck a disgusting talentless fuckpig.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:55pm.
O reeeeeeeeally? O Madonna please become a drunk old lady! ;p
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hahaha, she's on her way. She's gonna hit either the bottle or something when she looks into a REAL mirror and realizes she's falling to pieces.
oh, remember the movie "Death Becomes Her?" that would be Vadge.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:59pm.
What is the story behind why MK calls her Fishsticks? Anyone know? I've always wondered this.
She's long and white and she STINKS!
they are both hideous!
www.thatshideous.com
That is not a zit on her forehead, it's a birthmark....I don't know why the hell she hasn't gotten it removed...ick.
What is the story behind why MK calls her Fishsticks? Anyone know? I've always wondered this.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:46pm.
Well, Madonna IS bisexual, you know. And lesbionic behaviour is all the rage right now...
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Vadge's rage is playing in all her roided glory right now. Thank G'd she's leaving tomorrow.
A nosy bitch at the hotel she's staying told me "eeeww, her skin is like onion peel..and she SMELLS! even before workout"
and she has drank a whole lotta wine. Great, we're gonna be out of kosher wine for Hannukah.
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O reeeeeeeeally? O Madonna please become a drunk old lady! ;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:46pm.
Well, Madonna IS bisexual, you know. And lesbionic behaviour is all the rage right now...
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Vadge's rage is playing in all her roided glory right now. Thank G'd she's leaving tomorrow.
A nosy bitch at the hotel she's staying told me "eeeww, her skin is like onion peel..and she SMELLS! even before workout"
and she has drank a whole lotta wine. Great, we're gonna be out of kosher wine for Hannukah.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Maddona is a size queen. She fucks Chris Rock on the sly, rumor he has a big cock. Richie didn't and she had enough, well, really nothing. That is why she is so into A rod, he has a big a cock.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
chris is boring...fishy's boring...they belong in boring hell together...
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Submitted by Deb: "Cheers, Tigerlilly! All jokes aside, thanks for the info on our instinctual tastes. That totally makes sense.
Eh, Gwyneth and Vadge are partners in humorless stridency."
You nailed it, Deb.
And you did, too, Tigerlilly. My kids can have all sorts of crap when they're at Grandma's or birthday parties. But we don't buy junk or eat it at home. Most of the time.
Stupid Bitch
I would bet anything that the Paltrow-Martin marriage has been over for a long fuckin' time.
Well, Madonna IS bisexual, you know. And lesbionic behaviour is all the rage right now...
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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For all her pretensions, I've never understood her being with Chris Martin. Coldplay is maddeningly middle-brow.
Whoa nelly. Is Madonna giving "face" classes now?
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
I'm tempted to say that Gwyneth is just slumming. She thinks she's being all urbane yet bohemian. But Madonna is clearly superior to her in most aspects except the circumstances of her birth.
I do like the hair, though. 100 times better than that droopy limp curtain of hair she usually sports.
Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:03pm.
The funniest thing in all of this is the fact that Miss "Down With New York" Fishsticks Martin and Madge "Swinging London" Ritchie have fled back into the arms of America as their marriage facades have crumbled like dry gingersnaps.
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Mmmmmmm gingersnaps. I make the best ones in the world. Bar none.
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Jusqu'en soixante-dix
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:11pm.
She always looks so greasy..
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I agree,she has so much money but always looks mediocre.Her skin has a big zit on the forehead in this photo and it is usually pretty pasty looking and her hair is never shiny or done well.If she is trying to sell a macrobiotic or veg diet and looks like that I am not buying.Madonna too,she eats healthy and look like crap.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:28pm.
Chris Martin is taking his tartar sauce and spreading it elsewhere.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:19pm.
Cheers, Tigerlilly! All jokes aside, thanks for the info on our instinctual tastes. That totally makes sense.
Eh, Gwyneth and Vadge are partners in humorless stridency.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Can't stand Fishy or her husband
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ROFLMFAOOOO!!!! My stomach hurts from laughing at this shit.
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Chris Martin is taking his tartar sauce and spreading it elsewhere.
Dangit! Now I've reminded myself of Spongebob Squarepants! Barnacles!
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:57pm.
I am childless, but I think it isn't right for parents of normal kids to completely deny them a little candy or sweets, soda or pizza as a treat. I guess it's good we didn't have kids...
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I agree. Teach kids moderation and priorities. Often times (but granted, not always) kids that are deprived of all that shit all the time go buck ass wild when they obtain the freedom to make those choices for themselves! I don't think paranoia an snobbery is the way to teach kids how to eat. Kids like sweet shit for an evolutionary reason. Sweet shit (and bland shit) in the wild is usually not poisonous whereas bitter or strong tasting shit can be. Just let them have some of what they naturally crave. It doesn't have to all be junk, but they'll get the junk anyway. You might as well teach them about it and why it's best to only have it when you really want it and all the natural and healthy alternatives to that shit.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Marriage? what marriage? i've never even seen these two together, ever! why can't they all just be one happy family and show that to the world? i guess it's because they're not.....
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Submitted by Kp on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:09pm.
A little sugar didn't kill us! I also think that kids in ultra-restrictive diets/lives, WILL rebel.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She always looks so greasy..
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:57pm.
I am childless, but I think it isn't right for parents of normal kids to completely deny them a little candy or sweets, soda or pizza as a treat. I guess it's good we didn't have kids...
I am also childless, but I give my nieces and nephews the sweets in moderation. Unless theres some dietary restriction, I dont see a problem with it in moderation. The kids will eat it anyway when they get old enough to go to school so you might as well slowly start building up a sugar immunity so they wont be bouncing off the walls when theyre 8!
This is from the one with no kids though, so what do i know?
It seems like these two asswipes would be a match made in heaven, but I guess there's not enough room for all the ego in that marriage.
martin, coldplay, madonna, paltrow. all over-rated bores.
Chris Martin sucks, Gwenyth Paltrow sucks, vadge sucks.
Too much ego between 3 people, no wonder it all imploded.
Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 8:03pm.
The funniest thing in all of this is the fact that Miss "Down With New York" Fishsticks Martin and Madge "Swinging London" Ritchie have fled back into the arms of America as their marriage facades have crumbled like dry gingersnaps.
hahahahaha
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