Fishy Is Trying
There's been a few internet whispers (and shouts) that Fishsticks Paltrow's marriage to that cunt who sings in Coldplay is crumbling into the toilet. Fishy has shrugged it off, calling it all lies, lies, lies. Lies filled with lots of preservatives!
Well, some friend (yeah, some friend!) is telling Gatecrasher that Fishy's marriage is nowhere near perfect, but she's trying hard to keep it together. Wasn't this a blind item....?
The friend says that Fishy is staying in London with her husband until the holidays are over. They are "holed up" in their home to try and work things out.
How is being holed up with Fishy a good thing for their marriage? No junk TV. No junk food. No junk words. No junk porn. No junk nothing. Just organic everything. I'm shocked Cunt Martin hasn't drowned in the GOOP constantly pouring out of Fishy's mouth hole.
The friend went on to blab that Vadge is one of the major problems in their marriage. Apparently, Fishy is all up on Vadge and wants to crawl inside her roided-up pussay so that she can be close to her forever and ever. Basically. The friend said, "Gwyneth has the Madonna bug... bad. It's eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has even introduced Gwyneth to all her friends. Now instead of going to see Chris perform, she'd rather hang out with people like Alex Rodriguez and Ingrid Casares."
Fishy and Vadge's spokeswhores have both denied this shit.
Methinks the "Madonna bug" is what Guy Ritchie suffered from. The proper medical term is Nonutsitis. A-Rod also has it. It's when you go out of your way to make Vadge happy. Fishy just needs to get herself a pair of Neuticles and she'll be free of that bug!
Seriously, Vadge isn't the problem. The problem is that the marriage between a big sloppy cunt and a soggy old stick of fish can't work! It sounded good on paper, but in real life, it was doomed from the beginning.
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She ain't ugly, she ain't particularly beautiful, just your classic plain Jane. Devoid of any physical uniqueness. She's like looking at a newly painted white wall.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Chris needs to man up and take the Guy route. Anyone who has the gall to reccommend to the average person that you send $130 box of chocolates to friends for the holidays has their head so far up their ass its irretrievable. No one will blame you Chris. Run.
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The funniest thing in all of this is the fact that Miss "Down With New York" Fishsticks Martin and Madge "Swinging London" Ritchie have fled back into the arms of America as their marriage facades have crumbled like dry gingersnaps.
They remind me of the Midwestern woman who fled to the UK and proceeded to completely disfigure her once attractive face with plastic surgery in the attempt to secure a place within high society.
Once you keep slicing off parts and putting on airs. you'll be left vulnerable when everything slides off. *Nothing* sticks to bullshit except flies.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:57pm.
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(no kids either)
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
I have Dominos on speed dial for those lonely lonely nights.
I am childless, but I think it isn't right for parents of normal kids to completely deny them a little candy or sweets, soda or pizza as a treat. I guess it's good we didn't have kids...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:33pm.
Last thing we need to see is Fishy spreading her sticks for all in the world
HAHAHAHHA for realz. Yuck!!
Her lipstick looks nice. About the only nice thing to say.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
It stands for Gwyneth "Offensive Odor" Paltrow. In other words, her movies stink. Seriously, though, it is Paltry's website.
Fuck off Gwyneth....just fuck off!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Okay..fill me in ..what is GOOP ?
I'll bet Gwyneth has an excellent organic fish sticks n' tartar sauce recipe on GOOP.
If it's true at least she's trying to make it work, not like some of these sluts that just throw in the towel when they can't be bothered...that's what's wrong with today's society...we marry on a whim and divorce on a whim...
I think they have been friends for several yrs, so wouldn't fishsticks already know Ingrid?
That Wet and Wild lipstick is doing somewhat less than nothing for her. All these divorces are making me sad...
Because,shit,if rich self-entitled assholes can't make it work, there is obviously no hope for the rest of us.....*eyeroll*
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
gwyn thinks she can have any man and is so surprised when they tell her Ggirl I really can't stand you.
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"I'll send it to Bob Cratchit, and he shan't know who sent it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim!"
hm/ i didn't even know they were married
Is Fishy doing Kaballah too?I always thought that was a prerequisite to get in her inner circle.I am sure it's a huge mansion and that they can pretty much avoid each other in if they wanted too.I always thought their marriage seemed a bad match,I just never saw any heat between them.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Everything this couple does makes me sleepy.
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My new policy: all studio photography or video is inherently fake.
Brain reads, "Fishy is Frying"
I hear the Gorton's Fisherman is single, wealthy and at richdudeswhofuckanyone.com.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ugh, doesn't Fishy realize that the only GOOP we want to see her in is a vat of tarter sauce....Mmmm, fishsticks and tarter sauce...
We do not care about Fishy without the sauce...and I mean both the tarter type and alcyhol cuz I know some whores get all lovey dovey when they drank...Me, I get mean and bitter...
Wait, what the hell were we talking about? Huh? Fishsticks Paltrow? How the fuck did I wander into this thread??? Oh yeah, the tarter sauce...Where it at whores????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Madonna poisens everything she touches. That botox leaks from her skin and contaminates all surrounding air.
Last thing we need to see is Fishy spreading her sticks for all in the world.