It's A Jeff Lewis Post!
I've been going through major withdrawals ever since Bravo's Flipping Out finished airing their second season. My week is not complete without Jeff's flesh worm lips quivering in anger because of some dumb bitch's incompetence. Or Zoila! Oh how I miss Zoila. Unfortunately, this story doesn't really mention Zoila, but I can picture her shaking her head while saying, "Oh...Mr. Jeff...."
Mr. Jeff's bitchy ass attitude has gotten him in trouble again! Jeff renovated a house in the Los Feliz section of Los Angeles and he sort of, kind of built a deck into the backyard of Ashley Jensen and her husband. Ashley was that hot bitch in Extras. She's also in Ugly Betty. When Ashley found out about the deck, Jeff offered her $10,000 to buy the space from her backyard they used. Ashley said a real estate expert claims the space is worth $100,000. And that's when shit went down Jeff Lewis-style!
According to the L.A. Times, Mr. Jeff showed up to Ashley and her husband's house late one night and offered them $30,000. He said that if they didn't take the settlement, he would make them look like royal dicks on his reality show. Ashley turned down his offer and instead filed a lawsuit against him and his partner, Ryan Brown, yesterday.
Ashley and her husband demand that Jeff removes the deck from their property. The lawsuit also states that Jeff's show "involves documenting the rude, outrageous, boorish, offensive, mean-spirited bullying by Jeff Lewis of anyone or anything in his way." Duh. That's why I'm addicted.
Jeff told TMZ that Ashley and her husband are only using his fame "to increase their media exposure and their alleged damages. I have never threatened either of them with physical harm, nor was I abusive or verbally threatening to either of them." He didn't threaten or verbally abuse them? Is this the same Jeff Lewis we're talking about? Did he go to anger management or some shit?
And does this mean that there's going to be a third season of Flipping Out?! I hope that the case of "Jeff Lewis vs. Maggie from Extras" is the grand opener for the next season. Don't move the deck, Jeff! Keep this shit going. Just make sure Zoila and the cameras are there every crazy step of the way.
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Of COURSE he was rude, offensive and boorish, that's what Jeff DOES! But like Michael says, that's why we watch and I want to watch! Please tell me he is coming back to television, I really miss that weekly dose of megalomania and all his supporting players!
Oddly enough I think Jeffy was the one one his back with toes towards Jesus, not Ryan. Like a cup of Danon yogurt, he may look bland on top but everyone must want their spoon in his sweet, fruity bottom.
Now please excuse me while I look at pictures of Hungarian water polo players in Speedos to erase that last image.
Oh Jeff, how I miss thee! When will the show be back???
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He is yummy and I would totally do him with a ball gag in his mouth.
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This show is pure gold. Jeff Lewis is the gay husband of my dreams. The man is perfection snuggled in Juvaderm lips. Damn, he is one hot, nasty, funny bitch.
Yeah Season 3!!!!!
It's too hard to pick a side. On the one hand Ashley Jensen was the hotness in Extras but on the other I love me some Jeff Lewis....
Usually I'm all for watching asshole douchebags for entertainment, and I also watch some not-very-exciting home reno shows now and then. But this shit is SO incredibly boring! I have tried to watch this show 2 or 3 times (because I *should* like it) and each time I end up turning because its just so fucking uninteresting! He is not entertaining whatsoever no matter how bitchy he tries to be. And his face is fucking repulsive, and not in a good way.
Oh and Ashley Jensen fucking rules and I hope she wins, I dont see how she can't. How the fuck can you build on someone else's property and think thats ok? Someone should go throw up a teepee or something on his lawn and see what happens. Fucking moron.
I can't decide which annoying facial feature I loathe most: The squishy douche lips or the condescending one-eyed squint. Aw...who am I kidding? His entire face needs to be run through a meat grinder a few times and then smoothed over with a Zamboni.
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I'd hit Missy Lewis....with a two-by-four.
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Flipping Out Season 3!! Thank.You.God. Best g/d show on tv!! Beyond entertaining...
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You're in luck! Bravo has renewed him for another season!!! Jeff and Zoila will be back in the new year! Can't wait for more rediculousness!
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Never heard of this guy before.
Ok, Mikey... now im concerned for you. Cuz i dont think this dude w/ the dick sucking lips is worth the devotion. (I'm biased as I'm a UB watcher however....)
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Seriously, what a d-bag. And reality show threats. I love that it's the new blackmail.
Jeff is one of those freaks that turns into a bitch in the bedroom. Yep. Classic.
He has no freinds, hell he has to pay people to have lunch with him. He needs to be choke-slammed.
Other then that, I would still like to look at naked pictures of him...please advise of URL.
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No,I fucked up & posted this in the wrong place. I thought I was posting about the tranny from Paris Hilton's BFF that was naked in the bathtub with the Mr. Potato head. Ooops. Unfortunately, I can't delete it, so now I just look like a dumbass:(
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:36am.
Ms. Caligula,
Where did you see pics of his bush? Does he have a sex tape????
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Zoila is the hot slut on that show. She steals his thunder evry time. Love it!!
Jeff Lewis,Flipping Out, money, good stuff. Gotta be on FO 3!send Zoila, if she can handle Yeff, she can solve this. :)Team Zoila!!
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Worse than he, is his bitchy ex, Ryan. That little queen needs to be slapped from here to eternity. Nasty little thing.
That's why I never watch these stupid shows like Flipping Out or Flip this House. None of these fuckers really knows what they are doing. How hard was it to have the property surveyed? Jeff Lewis? Pfffffft. Idiot.
He should tell his workmen to stop their pooping in his yard and to go do it on the neighbors' yard.
(For people who don't watch the show, Jeff often doesn't put a porta potty out for the construction guys, so they dump in his backyard big-time).
He's super-fastidious so this makes it extra-repulsive.
Ms. Caligula,
Where did you see pics of his bush? Does he have a sex tape????
He looks somewhat decent in this photo...the collagen in the lips went down...they don't look like Lisa Rinna's roid lips anymore...however, this queen is fucked up and terribly unpleasant...I could never sit through more than 5 seconds of his show. I am surprised he still has a show...one of the crappiest things on Bravo...the quality of their shows is sinking at all levels.
The only thing I still watch there from time to time is Top Chef and this season sucks so far so not sure I will be watching much longer.
I dont care I think he is so fucking rude and I love it!!!
Also doesnt this seem loike a no brainer? just remove the Deck..duh!
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spaceman, Id hit it too, hes hot as hell, but 1. Im a chick and 2. I bet hed demand that my pussy was 99.7 degrees F on the dot or hed send me away.
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I'm just kind of suprised that he has that wild briar-patch of a pube bush in between his legs when he doesn't seem to have hair anywhere else (except on his head of course). He needs to at least trim that shit down.
Ashley wins, open and shut. His boorish behavior don't matter.
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Is it wrong that I would totally hit that?
I've never seen this shit show so I don't care either way. I only saw that tool and his pink sock lips on The Soup.
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I understand where this overload of douches comes from on shows; it's more exciting than watching respectful people, ratings, blahblahbladdy. BUT this shit is tiiiiiired, and this particular worm-lipped fucker is to obviously acting out for this so-called reality show. And ....zzzzzzz, yeah, so glad I only catch this crap on DListed.
& bet he jizzes in his pants from a teeeeeny lil' peen.
He's such a deck. :P
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Yeah, Jeff Lewis and his deformed caterpillar lips really piss me the fuck off. "Oh, look at me! I'm so demanding! Isn't it funny?! It's ok for me to treat everyone in my path like total shit 'cause hey, I think I'm better than everyone, and it's cute to just chalk it up to my neuroses and OCD!" Ugh. Fuck you, freak. I'm glad these people aren't putting up with your shit. I'm sure you knew damn well what you were doing the entire time, and Heaven fucking forbid someone stand up to Mr. Know-It-All. Eat shit and die, you effete cunt.
Zoiiiila. I miss you. Need my "Oh, Meester Yeff" fix too.
What a douche.
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