The Hottest Bitch At The Marley & Me Premiere
The premiere of Marley & Me in Los Angeles last night belonged to the real star of the movie, Clive the dog. Clive is the main bitch who played Marley opposite that naked lady and the dude who looks like he got into a fight with a frying pan and lost. Speaking of the naked lady, methinks Jennifer Aniston used Clive as inspiration for her "give doggy a bone" pose on GQ. And yes, that's Jennifer in the black dress below. I know, you can hardly recognize her with clothes on!
Speaking of, Jenny's naked ass was what everyone was asking about during last night's premiere. Jenny said, "I wasn't trying to make any statement." Cut to Clive yawning and then licking his no-nuts area. Of course, she was trying to make a statement. The statement being: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
When UsWeekly asked Jenny's lump of moldy caca boyfriend, John Mayer, about the pictures, he pulled out his portable stage, threw on a top hat, grabbed his cane, did a little tap dance number and then said, "If I have a problem with that cover, I should just pack up the Toyota and head out of town. I'm just gonna get ready to put my knuckles in the air for it. No, don't make me hold it - you're pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die."
He should get out of town anyway and immediately head to the nearest Chinese restaurant to serve soggy dumplings. I mean, he already has the outfit for it.
Here's a few more others who came out to celebrate Clive's big night including Courtney Cox who looks like she's been spending a lot of time with Demi Moore's private plastic surgeon.
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Hmmm, ok...Jolie only won her Oscar by being her own psycho self. Shit, ask me to play a self-obesessed, bi-sexual alcoholic and I could win an Oscar too. Not that hard when you don't have to act.
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Jennifer will never be the caliber of a Angelina Jolie or Kate Winslet or Cate Blanchett or Amy Adams or any other Oscar-worthy actress. She is a TV actress and always will be.
So there!
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And you will always be a douchebag. So there!
now run on back to perez or go sign in at the loonie express (JJ).
I wouldn't hit Owen in a million years. He probably has Heptitis from banging hookers and shooting up!
That's such a flattering hair color on Jen. Why don't more women go for the eye pleasing, honey blond instead of the GARISH, white, toxic looking blonde?
Maybe I'm the only person in the universe, but hell I'll admit that I think Jennifer Aniston is wayy (like 100 times) prettier and hotter than Angelina Jolie.
Ever seen Angelina's body? Is that really what guys like? "Ouch I sat on something sharp. Oh wait that's Ms Jolie!"
so if the night was supposed to be all about jen, why was john there cozying up to a reporter? and by cozying up i mean their lips were six inches apart...
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Farrah, I can't wait!
Need to see if I can blow my piccy up
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:41pm.
princesszoey
I wonder the same thing...does he have a golden rod?
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I have heard him only once, and he's nothing special... and that whole perez kissing shit... I mean perez??? he is one uuugly ass!
so his music is less then average,
he's just okay looking'
and he is a famewhore...
why date him?
(don't get me wrong though... i'd hit it!!!)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/12/2008 -
No Farrah, the other big toe, the one with the black infected nail.
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ah, thanks, i almost forgot! it also has the flesh eating bacteria, i think PSL might like it!
@M.E: i'm running to get my other laptop and see if i can show you my tree. Well, now the Santa knows what M.E. needs for xmas *wink, wink, hubby!*
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Apparently, Courtney has had some difficulty dealing with aging, and even went to a psychiatrist to sort herself out.
Based on her current appearance, this clearly was a waste of money.
Miss Priss - TOTALLY!!! Veinalina should be her new name.
Farrah, yes, that be me tree. I put it up the Saturday after Thanksgiving.
My stupid camera won't take a piccy of it all lit. It comes out all blurry.
You can't see my hanging crystal icicles.
*cries*
gotta walk the doggie....be back soon
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And maybe too, if you would believe, you too might be, overjoyed, over loved, over me
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:45pm.
morning ho!
and, btw, i just came inside the house from roaming outside BAREFOOT. I need somewhere to rub my dirty ass feetses! *slowwwwly pointing dirty ass big toe towards PSL's face*
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No Farrah, the other big toe, the one with the black infected nail.
Clive is such a happy doggy...the rest of the dogs look pretty desperate, especially Jen! Courtney Cox looks like her face is set in stone or something...enough with the plastic surgery already!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:41pm.
is that your tree? did you put it up yesterday? this morning??
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Farrah:
EEK!
Yummy Sensei has touched me with his feet, and I don't mind.....that is when I knew I loved him for sure.....lol
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And though you don't believe that they do, They do come true; for did my dreams, come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe, you too might be, overjoyed, over loved, over me
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:35pm.
Good morning Slutts!
I hate feet in general...if you touch me with your feet, and I am not totally grossed out, I know I love you.
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morning ho!
and, btw, i just came inside the house from roaming outside BAREFOOT. I need somewhere to rub my dirty ass feetses! *slowwwwly pointing dirty ass big toe towards PSL's face*
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
M.E
and angel
veinyarmsalina has a big ass vein right on her forehead...talk about irony
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Damn..I thought Courtney was Jacko.
princesszoey
I wonder the same thing...does he have a golden rod?
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:32pm.
He/she who is a brangeloon should not talk about anything veiny on anyone.
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WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slutts:
promise?
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And though you don't believe that they do, They do come true; for did my dreams, come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe, you too might be, overjoyed, over loved, over me
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:35pm.
I hate feet in general...if you touch me with your feet, and I am not totally grossed out, I know I love you.
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Don't worry PSL, I have other body parts that I can rub on you besides my feet.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:30pm.
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Normally I don't, but it's hard to get anyone to serve me drinks this early.
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This baby is going to die before he reaches the age of 3 months... :-)
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:27pm.
Cute dress.
So, I sent some male friends to JJ to read how they are and they are now Team Jennifer.
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I've had to fight that. Every time I go over there I end up thinking: DAYUM! Jen A. is the shit. She could kick all you mofo's asses! Jen A. is the most stunning, talented actress there ever was. And the best human too! I love Jen A! I want to give her babies!....and then I click out and I'm ok again. That's why I don't go there too often cuz I really, really don't like the way that feels.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Good morning Slutts!
I hate feet in general...if you touch me with your feet, and I am not totally grossed out, I know I love you.
heehee
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And though you don't believe that they do, They do come true; for did my dreams, come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe, you too might be, overjoyed, over loved, over me
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:32pm.
He/she who is a brangeloon should not talk about anything veiny on anyone.
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Those who live in veiny houses and all that...;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:28pm.
I hate John Mayers music. It's boring
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how come he became famous, there are so many artists just like him... what made him special? and how did he got to date celeb?
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He/she who is a brangeloon should not talk about anything veiny on anyone.
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:26pm.
hey Sluttsville? that baby shouldnt smoke that much...
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Normally I don't, but it's hard to get anyone to serve me drinks this early.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:26pm.
I'd rather see a long thin foot with some veins, that stubby Fred Flintstone feet any day.
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Yeah me too! *Hides feet under desk and vowing to never wear sandals around PSL*.
but I would do bad things to Owen Wilson. I think he's sexy, and since he writes a lot with Wes Anderson, he's smart and funny, and god, he'd be so much more fun to be around.
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I hate John Mayers music. It's boring...I must admit, Wonderland was a cute song, but that was a lont time ago and I was stoned quite frequently, so I'll blame it on that.
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I like Mayer's music (ducking out of room) I blame the European love of pop music on that one. We, as a continent, love us some pop music.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:16pm.
I think Jen looks great.
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I agree. Hey M.E.!
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Triple that.
Other than that: what the fuck ever. I can't wait til these hos finish releasing all their movies and get on with their lives.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:22pm.
I own Continuum and enjoy a few songs on it. "Gravity" is fabulous.
Aside from his uber douchey personality, the one thing that bugs me about Mayer is the blind repetitiveness in his song writing on the chorus!
"Say what you need to say" 25 fucking times!
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Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! That is what bugs the SHIT out of me!
Cute dress.
So, I sent some male friends to JJ to read how they are and they are now Team Jennifer.
They are askeerd of the loons.
One of them asked why there hasn't been any coverage of how hideous Skeletina fans are.
Someone call Dateline....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
hey Sluttsville? that baby shouldnt smoke that much...
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here's a bit of truth for everyone:
THIN people usually have veiny feet.
Jesus. Find something real to pick on! I'd rather see a long thin foot with some veins, that stubby Fred Flintstone feet any day.
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And though you don't believe that they do, They do come true; for did my dreams, come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe, you too might be, overjoyed, over loved, over me
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:22pm.
Aside from his uber douchey personality, the one thing that bugs me about Mayer is the blind repetitiveness in his song writing on the chorus!
"Say what you need to say"
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I'm sorry Clarisse, did you say something?
Dimpling above the knees???? Are you serious? Jen has AWESOME, toned legs!
I used to email with Brian Faas from BWE (I have him on the brain now) and once I asked him why that guy Sharaad was always with John Mayer and he said something like "He is known for hanging around with douche bags" LMAO
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Submitted by missycaro on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:19pm.
I have always lusted after Jolie especially during GIA.
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I'm sure you can have Brad's sloppy seconds ;-)
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Submitted by suze on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:21pm.
Jen's feet look all veiny and gross - they match the shoes.
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lol, I guess it could be worse, she could have them running across her forehead.
Did they deliberately colour Jen and Owen's hair the same shade of blonde?
Jen's feet look all veiny and gross - they match the shoes.
Dress is fug - too short cuz it shows the skin fold above her knees (mine are much bigger though) - mid length is better on her.
*runs and hides*
Courtnay looks bloody awful! Brunette Meg Ryan.
Can Mayer look like a bigger douche?
DOG IS AWSUM - so cute!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
WTF is Aniston's douchey boyfriend talking about?! Does he even know? BITCH, YOU'RE NOT DEEP OR FUNNY!!!
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I love JRM!!!!
I own Continuum and enjoy a few songs on it. "Gravity" is fabulous.
Aside from his uber douchey personality, the one thing that bugs me about Mayer is the blind repetitiveness in his song writing on the chorus!
"Say what you need to say" 25 fucking times!
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