The Hottest Bitch At The Marley & Me Premiere
The premiere of Marley & Me in Los Angeles last night belonged to the real star of the movie, Clive the dog. Clive is the main bitch who played Marley opposite that naked lady and the dude who looks like he got into a fight with a frying pan and lost. Speaking of the naked lady, methinks Jennifer Aniston used Clive as inspiration for her "give doggy a bone" pose on GQ. And yes, that's Jennifer in the black dress below. I know, you can hardly recognize her with clothes on!
Speaking of, Jenny's naked ass was what everyone was asking about during last night's premiere. Jenny said, "I wasn't trying to make any statement." Cut to Clive yawning and then licking his no-nuts area. Of course, she was trying to make a statement. The statement being: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
When UsWeekly asked Jenny's lump of moldy caca boyfriend, John Mayer, about the pictures, he pulled out his portable stage, threw on a top hat, grabbed his cane, did a little tap dance number and then said, "If I have a problem with that cover, I should just pack up the Toyota and head out of town. I'm just gonna get ready to put my knuckles in the air for it. No, don't make me hold it - you're pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die."
He should get out of town anyway and immediately head to the nearest Chinese restaurant to serve soggy dumplings. I mean, he already has the outfit for it.
Here's a few more others who came out to celebrate Clive's big night including Courtney Cox who looks like she's been spending a lot of time with Demi Moore's private plastic surgeon.
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lizardbits1 on hahahahahahahahhaah OMG, that's my joke name, I always say I am gonna have two ghetto babies and the boy will be named Hennesey and the girl will be Alize! hahahahaha that's funny lizard
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Jen looks great. I suppose we all have to scream at the ocean now.
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Snowy,
As much as it pains me, it would have to be Mayer. I cannot get past Owens nose and voice.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
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Take good care my love. You need to stay one step ahead of those Berliners,crazy lot of them!
Mrs. G, people are f'ing crazy with names. Taught a girl named Alize. Who does that?
Sen, on the other had, is sane.
and snowy, I'd go with Owens. I like his personality. I'd just have to close my eyes.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Migraine Sally:
I have to detox tonight. Last night I was higher than NASA, Sally Ride, and Mae Jemison COMBINED!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Whatever all you JLZ H8ers! Jen looks smokinnn'
But seriously though, she looks really good here. Me gusta! I also think Courtney Cox looks good. She's a pretty lady for her age. I'm glad these two are still friends. Makes me happy :)
I bet Brad Kaka Pitt is beating himself over his stupidity.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:15am.
Really?? I loved friends...still do I watch it whenever it comes on Im sure ive seen every episode at least ten times
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Happy Holidays
would you hit it?
John Mayer or Owen Wilson?
I have to say Dochebag Mayer....
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:11am.
Mrs. G. Normal, not so much, but better than a lot of stuff. (I mean who would name their kids made in usa? Shit)
LMao I just got thats what u meant before I thought It was medusa or something im slow...
This black lady I knew named her baby after her favorute restaurant in the world Taqueria (as in a taco place!!!) she pronounced it takuira
no not expecting..Ive just been wondering about the name lol
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:03am.
I really don't get why Skankelina fans hate JA so. I mean, It was Angelina who fucked Jenny's husband, not the other way around.
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I'm not a fan of Brangelina
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Never fight a Drag Queen. She might look feminine and fragile, but she will kick you ass, she's a he! -J
TheBreakdown...
I think I'm in love!!!
I never liked Friends after the first year or so and I was never a Maniston fan but her hair always looks great.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Migraine Sally:
You asked for it, but I'll do you one better.
If I mail you something, you had best snort it!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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saw the previews for marley and me last night-definitely going to see it. she looks beautiful and happy here and john m is so sexy (don't judge).
keane - thx for the link doll.. verrry inneresting....
did you read the first comment?
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Courtney is starting to look like a shrew. Methinks her long hair covers up her surgery scars.
Breakdown,
Hook a girl up with an e-mail or summin'. Dayum!
Migraine Sally!!!!
I have been here, but only briefly, getting my fix.
I promise to show up more.
Am I fresh again?!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Owen Wilson is ugg. I avoid anything with him in it, ditto for Aniston, ditto for the Horie-Pittstains. Gag a maggot.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:07am.
I agree that older women should have shorter hair especially when it starts thinning down but personlly I think Jen lookf fabulous with this hairstyle..Courtney looks good to0 but she would benefit from a little change
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:44am.
Pl-hease!!! in the third thumbnail she is totally pretending to be Angelina holding onto Brad!
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So you can see in that picture that Jen has a death grip on Owen's penis, and whispering "Fake a smile or I'll make sure that you never see your kids again"?
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At least he got kids! with Jen it might have not happened... I think it was part of his appeal to Angelina
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Never fight a Drag Queen. She might look feminine and fragile, but she will kick you ass, she's a he! -J
Mrs. G. Normal, not so much, but better than a lot of stuff. (I mean who would name their kids made in usa? Shit)
Why? Expecting? Hell, anything has to be better than Bronx Wentz
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:04am.
This is off topic but is Sen a name?
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Morning everyone!
Sen? never heard it. Maybe is short for something..
@Ricki: i am SO sorry for your loss. I black giant lab got poisoned a few months ago.. it was heartbreaking... We got another giant black lab. He's still a puppeh, but he's HUGE! he's got love to share with the world, so * sending puppeh's licks!*
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Breakdown!!!!!!
Heaux, I haven't heard from you in ages! Whereya been hidin'?
LB I used to have a customer and his name was Petufino lmao it used to crack me up everytime lol ...anyway so if you see a little boy and he says his name is Sen it would sound normal right?
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Happy Holidays
hahahahahahahah MK I LURV you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
It is a tad too large, but Jen looks great rockin' that red boy tie.
Owen Wilson's nose disturbs me always.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Why are Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston clinging to that same hairstyle for the last 10 fucking years? It's not a flattering hairstyle. What made Rachel Green good was that she changed her fucking hair every now and then.
Someone should tell these bitches that unkempt long scraggly hair looks like shit on people who are closer to 50 than 20.
He’s the Clive Owen of Labs…
Like Jen’s dress…she looks good, as does Owen.
Mayer? Not so much
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Mrs. G. Can't see why not. I know some people named (and I kid not) Madeinusa. Say it with a Spanish accent.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Just posted this on the JJ thread under the username "santa clause". Just my little xmas present to them:
http://ianundercover.com/2008/12/11/iuc-exclusive-has-angie-been-cheatin...
And Jen looks better here than she has in ages. Maybe happy she's about to get her ex back....
This is off topic but is Sen a name?
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Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:41am.
Jen looks fabulous!
No tatts is so refreshing!
ITA. She looks really good. I love the doggie, too!
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I really don't get why Skankelina fans hate JA so. I mean, It was Angelina who fucked Jenny's husband, not the other way around.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:01am.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:54am.
I had to look at JJ. I had to man.
your balls are made of steel, I bow to you.
wow, they manage to bring trampalina into a fucking JA movie premire?? wow.
As God as my witness, Angie and Jenny are best of friends and they talk to each other every day to see what they can get everybody talking about.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
They must be insane!!! (Oh right, it's Just Jared) These pics emphasize what a downgrade Pitt made. Gorgeous healthy body, no tattoos, no monster veins, no cadaver hands, no needle or mutalation marks, no death shroud…
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
The dog looks like my old friend BoogieWoogie.
Missy,
Bizzare? I think it goes a little further than that.
Happy Friday sluts.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Jen's ex is a douchebag and so is her current bf john the attention whore.She is too good for the likes of him.
So her movie and brad's movie are opening on the same day.Marley and Me will be a hit for sure, no one is going to see that shit fest benjamin bottom.
And she is not old at 38, she actually looks better than skankalina.
Jen looks fantastic! Healthy & beautiful. Mayer is an uber-douche though, must be hung like a bull or something.
Can we have a CliveCam? Although, grown dogs do not try to maul each other... wait take that back... they do, but ya gotta move shit out of the way while they're playing "kick each other's ass"
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:54am.
I had to look at JJ. I had to man.
your balls are made of steel, I bow to you.
wow, they manage to bring trampalina into a fucking JA movie premire?? wow.
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They look pretty good! John Mayer, on the other hand kind of has the school shooter look going on. Not hot.
Bad legs, stringy hair and a dress that a high school girl would wear to the homecoming dance
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Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:44am.
Pl-hease!!! in the third thumbnail she is totally pretending to be Angelina holding onto Brad!
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So you can see in that picture that Jen has a death grip on Owen's penis, and whispering "Fake a smile or I'll make sure that you never see your kids again"?
Clive is a purdy mandog. :)puuurfect. =)and could Jenn not pose for a minute??! should have left her lapdog at home.
is that a happy face on Owen?? :YES! :)
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"I'll send it to Bob Cratchit, and he shan't know who sent it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim!"
I had to look at JJ. I had to man.
"The “crowd” seems very controlled; no screaming for the hag or owen.
Sort of lukewarm yelling of “yays” from a few fat women.
There are lots of FAT, HOMELY MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN on the bleachers… Also OLD people… what’s up with that?"
"Overall, it looked pretty dead.
More like a funeral than a movie premiere."
"Bad legs, stringy hair and a dress that a high school girl would wear to the homecoming dance. What’s going to happen when the novelty of the nude cover wears off? There you will be-back to the C-list crowd."
"Angelina is a QUEEN. Very Regal. She,on the other hand is a plain jane,a commoner. Nothing great about her."
SO FRICKIN BIZZARE!!!! Obsessed!
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poor cunty cocks. she looks like shit. remember when she was in that bruce springsteen vid? SO PRETTY. eating diorders are a bitch people. age you way past your years. cant wait to see the gossip whores in six years.
sorry to hear about your pup ricki lake.
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what is courtney cocks doing in the second thumb? waiting for a friend to come out of the restroom after watching a movie? SO PEDESTRIAN!!!