Bronx Mowgli Looks Like His Mommy
Pete Wentz wrote on his blog yesterday that BMw Baby is "cute" and "looks like his mommy." Um. Which version of his mommy? There's been a few. The bitch has been through more redesigns than the fucking Nissan Sentra. And I guess by "looks like his mommy," he means the baby is one gigantic chin with little arms and legs and a severe acid reflux problem. My suspicious have been confirmed!
Pete also responded to the rumors that nobody wants to buy pictures of their baby.
About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered
mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. We understand that like other celebrities have said, “there is a bounty on our heads” for these pictures. There is a danger when there are cameras being held over walls and into our backyard. We are followed day and night and that was fine when it was us but we are going to do our best to shelter Bronx from that as much as possible. Its scary to be followed by 10 cars to your home. We understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we’ll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiousity becomes unsafe or simply because we’re proud parents who want to show him off! We know our fans support and care about us and want to know about our family and we’ve always been straight up and open with those who care about us most, so at some time, when it makes sense, Bronx will be out in the world.
They have an OK! Magazine in Guam? Pete and Ashlee really are better than Brangelina by keeping their baby to themselves and not selling out for quick cash. That would be really honorable if it was true. Chinocchio needs to stop his lie-telling before his chin gets so big that he'll have to start claiming it on his taxes. There's no way Papa Joe would ever turn down mounds of cash. He wouldn't even turn down a Mounds candy bar for the pics!!!
Real talk: they weren't offered shit, so they decided to wait until after Bronx Mowgli's plastic surgery makeover before they try to hit up the magazines again.
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princess zoey, you're right - and I HATE the fucking Knowleses!!!
I guess it would be bad to ahve a newborn if you're famous - these two shouldn't be too worried. Papa Joe however probably can't even stand up to hold the baby b/c he's got such a hardon for that publicity.
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
Aw thankx Snowy ♥
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Submitted by Ang on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:39am.
Seems to me that the Simpson clan is a lot like the Knowles clan. Famehors.
Uhhhm... The knowels can actually sing. (and act and dance)
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That would suck to have a baby in that situation, now that I think about it. Think about it - you have this brand new little guy you have a killer instinct to protect, and you can't even throw out his first diaper without someone wanting to photograph it.
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These chicks are nuts. I thought she was a cute , all american girl before all the work and now she looks like just another skank from hollyweird.
PS, her pre op nose wasnt that bad.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I grew up near a family who all had nose jobs -- mother, father, brother and sister. Then the sister had a baby with a HUGE schnozz. Who's going to explain that? Someone get out the old albums...
Fortunately Pete's fug is self-explanatory and Ashlee's is well documented in the before shots.
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Chinocchio needs to stop his lie-telling before his chin gets so big that he'll have to start claiming it on his taxes.
Real talk: they weren't offered shit, so they decided to wait until after Bronx Mowgli's plastic surgery makeover before they try to hit up the magazines again.
--- That's real talk to tha realest!
I bet their baby is an ugly little thing.
"Does the red hair make me look ugly?"
"No, your face does."
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A flute with no holes in not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.
da Bronx called
It wants it's fucking name back
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You know what Ashlee's new face reminds me of? Taping your face back with Scotch tape in junior high. We should be expecting the 'taping up the eyelids' look in a few years.
She actually looks better before than after...she looks like a normal attractive girl in the after pic. It's a very generic look.
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The poor kid, not only he has to look at his parents for the rest of his life, he's got Asslee's looks? and why is Pete saying it out loud?
well at least i hope he didnt get his aunt jessica's mouth.
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Maybe they really want to keep their baby photos private.
somebody tell Asslee she needs to get a refund on that surgery. She was fug then, she's fug now. Can't polish a turd!
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Pete must be delusional in thinking that the curiosity over the baby is "insatiable" to say the least. Maybe they should have named it Gummi Bear instead, that would have been more insatiable and at least given them a couple of tabloid covers...I'm so waiting for some celebutards to name their kid that...!
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"Real talk: they weren't offered shit, so they decided to wait until after Bronx Mowgli's plastic surgery makeover before they try to hit up the magazines again"
lmao - i can't stop giggling
CHINOCCHIO?!?!?!??!?!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Mrs. G you look gorgeous the way you are !♥
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Seems to me that the Simpson clan is a lot like the Knowles clan. Famehors.
Which mommy?
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:34am.
I thought you'd like it! I knew you were too sensitive! I need somebody new to stalk!
Any takers?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by Ang on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:15am.
Am I the only one who thinks she looked better before the surgery(ies)?
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She looks more like a normal person, an attractive one to normal people standards. It could be the fact that she is older now from that picture, or plastic surgery somehow made her look older. That blank, emotionless stare she is making is creepy, and most people who had cosmetic surgery(ies) around their face look that way.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:27am.
That's where you went bitch! Don't ever try to shake me again! *grump*
Next time ease up on the horn and the finger.
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madtv did a hilarious parody on this dumb motherfucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVdVZr-XhMY
Surprised to see pete knows Guam is a Island even spells it correctly.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:31am.
Law-breaker! (It's hard to see past the headlights.)
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Awww... fuck. Who let them out from under their bridge? (think billy goats gruff)
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now.
That means "stupid bitch head magazines aren't offering us enough money."
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:26am.
Big deal: I was followed by 30 cars last night. I managed to lose em when I got off the freeway.
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Yes, and the next time could you please drive your Dodge Dart faster than 35 mph.
breakdown: muthafucktress. I like.
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Almond Joy has nuts Mounds don't. Tickle Me Emo.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:27am.
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Now missy, that baby is breathtaking.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:25am.
c-word and ang.. thing about plastic suregry is, it may make your features more "attractive" but there is beauty in what is created by nature-god-love-whatever, and when man comes in and tries to redesign things, that aura of what mad ethe person unique and beautiful is gone, even if the features themselves are aligned with our current beauty standards.
Thats my 2 cents anyhow.
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Truer words were never spoken, missy. :)
At least she didn't do the front chicklet teeth thing like her big sis.
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Thats classic! they make a perfect couple as they are both whores for publicity. I just know he'd suck something long to get his baby's pics in a magazine. guaranteed they will surface in some rage b4 too long...
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Sheeps: That's where you went bitch! Don't ever try to shake me again! *grump*
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
get over yourself, Chin-a-chin-chin!
nobody wants the pictures. At least i know I DON'T want to see that thing...
@Lizardbits: WAY more interesting news. A kitteh should always be "stop the press!" material.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Is that picture on the right her driver's license photo?
Ashely, the head on photo is rarely anyone's friend and don't open your eyes like you are trying to blow us up with your mind.
It amazes me that Christians continuously spew their shit about God then go have a nose job.........basically saying that whatever entity that put them together got it wrong HUH?
slutty:
elaine: "Some night, huh?"
Dr: "yes, it is"
elaine: "Some moon, huh?"
Dr: "yes, its beautiful"
elaine: "Some ugly baby, huh."
lol
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"Chinocchio needs to stop his lie-telling before his chin gets so big that he'll have to start claiming it on his taxes."
:-D) (chin icon)
I LOVE YOU MK!!!
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Big deal: I was followed by 30 cars last night. I managed to lose em when I got off the freeway.
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Am I the only one who doesn't even care? I sort of have no real demand to see what their spawn looks like. I'm sure it's going to be just as not-exactly-hot as its parents.
I'm so sick of plastic surgery.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
c-word and ang.. thing about plastic suregry is, it may make your features more "attractive" but there is beauty in what is created by nature-god-love-whatever, and when man comes in and tries to redesign things, that aura of what mad ethe person unique and beautiful is gone, even if the features themselves are aligned with our current beauty standards.
Thats my 2 cents anyhow.
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Please, Papa Joe or a Simpson not selling pictures or posing for every camera, that can only mean one thing; they must have a really ugly baby on their hands.
I think both of them are fug.
Both their careers are going so swimmingly that they no longer care about money.
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I didnt know they were followed by ten cars! lmao I find that really hard to belive also I think she looks better post-op but thats just because I have been dying for a nose job and am convinced I would look 100 times better if I got it fixed!
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These side by side pics just prove my theories of her obvious nose job coupled with the eye lift.
And she STILL is a tired ass muthafucktress!
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I think there is a paper in Guam--the one people wrap fish in--that offered them $10 and a friends and family Banana Republic coupon for a picture. So, he's only stretching the truth a bit.
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