From Idol Reject To Gay Porn Star
I could probably use the above title a dozen more times if I did more investigative reporting. I mean, I think all American Idol rejects end up in gay porn (even the girls) eventually. Shit. I think all of us will end up doing gay porn sooner or later. Yeah, so you better practice keeping your privates erect while getting it in the stink. Your time is cumming soon.
You might remember Zach Travis' American Idol audition that left the judges confused. Well, Simon and Randy anyway. Paula is always confused. Zach was the girly boy who wore bellbottoms and heels while singing Whitney Houston's Queen of the Night. Randy asked him if he was a dude or a chick. Zach was rejected and his dreams were crushed....
That's until he chopped off the librarian bob, tossed the heels in the dumpster and pulled his ass cheeks apart. Now the only thing that's getting crushed is Zach's asshole! Zach does gay porn now and goes by the name Kirk Cummings. Okay, couldn't he have come up with a better name than that?! Randy Jackmeoff? Or maybe Simon Bowels (ew)? Or even Semen Cowell?
The Sword uncovered Zach's new gay porn image as well as his new "song" called "Badass." The song is nothing to bust nuts over, but (NSFW) click here to see Zach's other skills which he seems to be much better at.
Good for Zach! When someone kicks you to the ground, just get on your knees and start sucking your way to the top (or bottom in his case)! It's the American dream!
Below is Zach's song "Badass" and click here to see his original Idol audition.
(Thanks Jack Shamama)
He looks like Johnny Weir.
Damn why did I look? That he/she is cute! There should be a DVD titled:
American Idol rejects have an orgy.
and ps I know I did a slutty job on my cookie monster gif so don't bother zooming in and examining!
I think he is a hot slut now. girl you better recognize.
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/from-idol-reject-to-gay-porn-s...
Another one to the bandwagon
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29732
Badass? Really? That's so wrong on so many levels.
Does he have the same vocal coach as Britney?
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
where else was this whore going to end up, his voice sucks. The guy screwing him is mighty fine though
Given the sad state of gay porn he's probably marketed as a power top.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:55pm.
Short list of names if I ever do porn:
Shea Butter
Max Overturff
Lars VonGrand
Mine would be:
Traylor Parke
Pinky Smoot
Poke-a-hot-ass
Submitted by Chastity on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 7:27pm.
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Ew. It's like seeing Ed Grimley have sex.
He's gross but the guy fucking him is hott.
I couldn't make it past :41 of his douche song.
I need a shower now.
Whoa...he tucks nicely I'd say.
Ack! in his beach photos, I just cant get past how much he looooks like that Martin Short character from SNL, that always went around saying "I must say, I must say...."
He was cute in his AI audition though. :(
nice stage name, mr. cummings
Hue Dwood...
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Short list of names if I ever do porn:
Shea Butter
Max Overturff
Lars VonGrand
I do believe this young man may be homosexual.
Cheers.
Otto Von Bowelknocker...
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oh right on Clarrisse - good to know :)♥
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PUUUUUUUUKE!!!
cant say you didnt warn me M.E.
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Missy/UKer,
"Dark Tears" is/was "la coocaracha" who keeps posting about people "having AIDS". The one that started all the shit that ended with LoLo being banned.
I think they booted her as la coocaracha, but if it posts at Dark Tears, please report abuse. Thanks!
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I could put 'sucking dick' on my resume and that shit made me blink and turn it off. ~Diego
Bradi - the clouds are starting to roll in here. Hopefully, they won't get too thick.
M.E. it's friggin' cloudy here!
I am jelly, i want to be at a Xmas party on a hill.
Have fun tonight!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by dark tears on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:45pm.
Has anyone ever seen a protracted anus?
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I know Ill regret this, but, what is that
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No, don't!
PS I think MK posted one not too long ago;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Bradi - I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited, we are having our Christmas party at a place atop a hill and it is going to be BEAUTIOUS!!
OFF TOPIC
Tonight is TEH FULL MOON!!!!
It is supposed to be the brightest and biggest of the year.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
missy - just google "goatsee"
you'll puke.
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:00pm.
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you're a fucking idiot.
people who have that, usually because they have been fisted one too many time.
most gay men who are in monogamous relationships have perfectly healthy anuses (or should that be ani, can't be arsed to check -pun intended)
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In college, I watched a bunched of porn with these guys who were into that for some sick reason....and it happened with just regular butt sex.....turned me off from that FOR LIFE!
American Idol has to be held accountable for exploiting people that can’t sing to their liking. I hope Kirk Cummings has a successful adult career. It has helped Colton Ford, Johnny Hazzard and Benjamin Bradley get mainstream work.
Mike Andrews
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I T U N E S
Thanks Clarisse, 'cept, you cant see my crystal icicles.
Pfffffft.
Submitted by dark tears on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:45pm.
Has anyone ever seen a protracted anus?
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I know Ill regret this, but, what is that
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He sounds like Justin Timberlake in that Badass song
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Submitted by dark tears on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:45pm
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you're a fucking idiot.
people who have that, usually because they have been fisted one too many time.
most gay men who are in monogamous relationships have perfectly healthy anuses (or should that be ani, can't be arsed to check -pun intended)
It's not like the bills are going to pay themselves, yo.
M.E.,
I too am looking at your flockin tree and it is beautius!
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I could put 'sucking dick' on my resume and that shit made me blink and turn it off. ~Diego
How is it that I NEVER watch this show but I know THIS guy? I need a twink intervention. Seriously.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
he's a dead ringer for ice skating champion Dorthy Hammil. he let his eye brow manicure go too
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Love how he left his white socks on, class act. lmfao.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I love me some man on man action,it's very hot.he has a good looking cock but the dude banging him is way hotter!He needs to trim down his man bush but other than that he looks great,way to go!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Clarisse - I AM LOOKING AT MY FLOCKING TREE!!
LMAO!
People have been asking why women love gay porn. I can't answer that, except to throw in my opinion, in that I love teh ghey porn as well. QAF is unbelievable. And have you people seen the movie "Shortbus?" OMG. And there is a ton of fiction out there on the internet, involving male fictional characters having tons of gay sex (i.e. Legolas and Aragorn from Lord of the Rings) and it's all written by and for teenage girls. Straight men are supposed to like lesbian porn, so I say it's high time the straight women embraced gay porn!
M.E.,
No no no! LOL. I made DAMN sure i put "SOME women" so nobody threw stale turkey at me!
Go look at your flockin christmas tree!
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I could put 'sucking dick' on my resume and that shit made me blink and turn it off. ~Diego
He better up his game, porn ain't nuthin', he needs to be stalking someone.
Stalkers are the new Black this season.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Clarisee, I do NOT find gay porn erotic, ok, let me clarify, male gay porn. A little girl on girl action........Ok.
Aint nuttin wrong with this this redirecting of careers. lord knows he wouldn't have gotten far w/ the first choice - but it appears that his 2nd choice is a keeper! and he has some good facility to work with! (you know Simon is thru he didn't get to tap that first!)
xo
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Getting your dreams crushed vs. getting your *asshole crushed* hmmm
Jury's out on that one.
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Alright! Now someone else has thrown the card on the table...WHY do some women find gay porn erotic? I didn't buy the first two seasons of QAF because Hal Sparks is funny.
Discuss please.
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I could put 'sucking dick' on my resume and that shit made me blink and turn it off. ~Diego
Me and a few of my friends used to get 2gether and watch gay porn. It was hot.
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