Friday, December 12th 2008
Where's Scarlet?!
Videogum put together a beautiful trip down viral video lane featuring some of my favorite shit from 2008 including Barack Roll, Sasha Fierce, Baby Wee Wee, Christian the Lion and Bill O'Reilly's meltdown.
I understand why they didn't include Spaghetti Cat. Spaghetti Cat is more than just a viral/TV star. Spaghetti Cat is an international legend. It would feel wrong including someone with his iconic status in this shit. However, there is one totally hot bitch missing. Where the fuck is Scarlet?! I watched Videogum's compliation at least 3 times (and enjoyed it every time), thinking that I must have missed her.
Scarlet Takes a Tumble basically sums up my entire year in one quick fall. Let's pay tribute to her now:
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Spaghetti cat & Christian the lion were my favorites...Barackroll creator made a huge effort & was good
Sheeps, I am from and will always live in the U.S. Don't get all righteous.
Face it - we are a fat fucking nation. Teenagers just shouldn't be that big.
Um. I realized I have a heart. I got all weepy at the fuckin lion and the two dudes reuniting. I had heard about it but never seen it. Wow.
We'll do it live! fuck it!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I have never seen that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!! Thats hilarious!! What the flying fuck was she doing? The whole trying to sing and stand on a table like its a stage is embarrassing enough, then to fall on her big fat ass!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Bitch, stick to singing into a brush in the mirror. Too great!!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I cannot believe I ever missed that ! I almost peeed muh paynts!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:12am.
Check out these two dudes. The guy on the right cracks me up!
Nothing funnier than people falling down.
Onya sheeps. :)
I've just been on youtube watching some "scarlet takes a tumble reaction" vids. Effing hilarious...
Check out these two dudes. The guy on the right cracks me up!
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=SgSNnPCVWOo&feature=related
Submitted by MadgeicLife on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:22am.
Geez, Americans are fat fucks. Put the Twinkies down, guys.
Where are you from, so I can make an equally baseless stereotype?
That "woman" is 15 years old??
Geez, Americans are fat fucks. Put the Twinkies down, guys.
She could have really injured herself.
From now on, all teenage patients over 200#, with hip or leg fractures from "accidents", are suspect.
Damn, Mikey. Thnx for the slapstick vid. I nearly spilled my expresso all over my chest from laughter... And a happy, happy - merry, merry to you too!
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Scarlet rolling around on the floor after her fall was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Laughing so hard I could not get a breath for a sec. Thanx I needed that today!
hushNride
I worked in a restaurant in a colonial building where the bar didn't have a separate entrance. There was a wicked step by the front door. When one of us would see a "Tara Reid" exit beginning from the bar, we'd peek through the window in the kitchen door, and just WAIT for them to wipe out on the step. It was great.
Yeah, I'm going to hell.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Laughed more the second time around.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:12am.
Submitted by princesszoey on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:08am.
I guess I'm the only saint in here! i didn't laugh at her fall.
I laughed at her whale washed up to the shore moaning afterwards
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You and me both, hunny;p
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And it doesn't matter how many time I've watched it, it always feels like I'm a Scarlet taking a tumble virgin
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Never fight a Drag Queen. She might look feminine and fragile, but she will kick your ass, she's a he! -J
Submitted by princesszoey on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:08am.
I guess I'm the only saint in here! i didn't laugh at her fall.
I laughed at her whale washed up to the shore moaning afterwards
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You and me both, hunny;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
I guess I'm the only saint in here! i didn't laugh at her fall.
I laughed at her whale washed up to the shore moaning afterwards
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Never fight a Drag Queen. She might look feminine and fragile, but she will kick your ass, she's a he! -J
I like the way she hitches up her pants before she starts her act. And my tail bone screamed in sympathy when she hit that table. Yowza.
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I thinking I am going to hell for laughing so hard...epic fall lol lol lol
so glad scarlet didn't hurt herself..that being said, i still giggle hysterically everytime i see her fall...
and oh yeah, jesus is a friend of mine...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Marilyn Manson's cover of Jesus Is My Friend:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J54s1FSwLU
I must be one mean, cruel, heartless ho because that epic fall just gets me giggling every time.
-At least I'm in good company. ;)
Lawd have mercy!! Scarlet, sweet Scarlet falling off the table, then the slow motion shots had me ROTFLMAO!! Her follow up video was sweet. O'Lielly is such a dickhead and his meltdown is EPIC!
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"Close your legs to married men." NeNe Leakes
"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak
Where's MK!?! is the real question!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9m7Wq_FKt0
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
She was on Tyra Banks the other day saying how good she feels to make people happy, smile and laugh, she's 15 years old and the video wasnt supposed to be put up, but she thought she'd make the world a better place *gag me w/a fuckin spoon*
Its is funny as fuck though, she said she really go hurt too... The prize was that Tyra would buy her a new strong table, cause she was afraid to tell her parents that she broke it.... LMFAO
loved seeing ernie and bert doing rap ... yea boiiiiiii ....
and Christian the Lion .. the best thing ever ...
LMFAOPMP!!!
I could watch that shit a million times and still think it's hysterical. Scarlet for Hot Slut of the Year 2008!!!
ETA: Bill O'Lielly is such a douchebag.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! "Zookeeper?!? It looks like one of your baby singing hippos took a nasty tumble." LOL
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
scarlet ... there is no reason on the face of this earth that a woman of your girth should think she could stand on a coffee table with flimsy legs .... but the fact that you hit your tailbone ... and could have suffered serious injury ...
well that just makes me .....
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
stoopid bitch ....
I thought scarlet had been picked of with a round from a high powered rifle...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Jesus is a friend of mine. I have but one thing to say, "Christmas #1"..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
I about lost it when it cut to "Jesus is my friend"...that shit is priceless!
I think Scarlet did it on purpose. She looks down just before she walks to the edge of the table. Scarlet wants her 15 seconds of internet fame!
scarlet is my hero
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
Bill O'Riely's melt down was epic. Never saw that before.
And the bondaged flamer dancing to Sasha Fierce. WOW.
I may have laughed the valves out of my lungs. It's not her marginal dancing or singing talent, but the falling which prompts her decide not to perform her act. I love people who can so blatantly state the obvious, resulting in hilarity, which may cause me several future lung surgeries.
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"She's a slippery little bitch isn't she?" - Gretchen Morgan
That was some funny shit! Thanks for posting it.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I think the funniest part is the groping grandpa..lol..how did they not catch that shit? And the damn cat reunion..I cry like a bitch everytime!
OMG - who is the Chester Senator? I shouldn't laugh, but shit, I am dying.
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No shit MK, this video sums up my year too. Stocks tanked, nest egg disappeared, pay was slashed and now my fucking real estate is worthless. All in one quick, fat fall.
I like my smirnoff ice mixed with sqeez-its....I wonder what sorta hoe that make me?
What's wrong with the Biden clip?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T ADD LIL O'REILLY.
TALK ABOUT EPIC!
LOOK FOR HIM ON YOUTUBE. THAT SHIT IS TOO FUNNY!
I'll do it live! This fuckin' thing sucks! Classic! Oh Bill your such an ass.
MK: "I understand why they didn't include Spaghetti Cat."
MK, sweetie, Sketti Cat is far to talented for the likes of these folks. BTW, Sketti's in negotiations to make a sci-fi thriller with TomKat and can't be bothered with such tripe.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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THAT FAT PIG FALLING OFF THAT TABLE AND ROLLING AROUND LIKE A BEACHED WHALE IS FUCKING CLASSIC!!
I ♥ Bert and Ernie and guys who have my favourite drink in their fridge=)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Whoops, sorry Salem. I didn't relize you'd posted it already :x
i almost choked on my food when this scarlett woman fell, lol
and then i was laughing with my hand over my mouth even though my cat's not that judgemental and noone else was around... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8