Better Late Than Never, I Guess
Ultimate drunktard Tara Reid is now working her way up the 12 steps to staying relevant by checking herself into a little known rehab facility known as Promises Malibu. I guess Celebrity Rehab was all booked up?
Her spokeswhore told People, "Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time."
The spokeswhore wouldn't say what she's being treated for. That's probably because the list is endless and nobody really has that kind of time. The better question would be, "What isn't the bitch addicted to?"
While she's in there, she should also have a contractor, Ty Pennington, a few set decorators, the bomb squad and Bob the Builder come in to look at her war zone tummy. While she's detoxing, she might as well fix the monster on her belly.
And because Tara's in the tank, the booze industry is going to take a big hit, so we need to do our part! This weekend, for every 1 cocktail you drink, drink 6 more for Tara!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:16am.
No one invented the vibrator, it was willed into existence.
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HAHA!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
I don't think it was Benji Madden, I KNOW it was! Benji, do you hear that??? I Belieeeeeeve!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:17am.
If it's really him, it would be highly inconsistent to fancy him when 100% of this blog is down on the woman he allegedly spent the last 4-5 months with.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:16am.
No one invented the vibrator, it was willed into existence.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:06am.:
I am glad to hear that. I sometimes think you guys think he's real.
F*ck me! I thought he was real, hahah! Am I a sheep?
Oh and the vodka must've kicked in, 'cause I swear you wrote "GOOD NIGHT, YOU F*CKING WHORE(S)", Angel~
You're half Scot? No wonder I'm drawn to you! I flove Scottish people~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:15am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:13am.
did you know that the 'vapours' were really just gas?
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I see you've met my mom.
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yes.
why was she baa-ing?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:15am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:09am.
OK, good. It's not important to me WHO he is, just that no one believes it's really him. (I mixed cold meds with cheap Cali wine.....)
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But what if it's him?
(ummmm... Don't do that...?)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:13am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:08am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:06am.
ssshhh, they'll be fine when the meds kick in
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did you know that the 'vapours' were really just gas?
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I thought it was horniness. That's how cum they invented the vibrator, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:13am.
did you know that the 'vapours' were really just gas?
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I see you've met my mom.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:09am.
OK, good. It's not important to me WHO he is, just that no one believes it's really him. (I mixed cold meds with cheap Cali wine.....)
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Travel with Chinese Girl. Want fantastic Chinese trip with pretty Chinese lady? Find her now!
Farrah- I don't think that is worth risking yer balls over!
Man, I was at the bowling alley tonight and now I smell like asstray.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:08am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:06am.
ssshhh, they'll be fine when the meds kick in
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did you know that the 'vapours' were really just gas?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by KD on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:07am.
Dude, THE BENJI MADDEN?? Let me just warn you about FARRAH, you don't want to meet her in person cuz she has this super high voice that will bust your eardrums and maybe even pop your balls, too!
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BUT... i will give him a treat!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
I saw Tara Reid once and she was fucked up.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:06am.
Travel with Chinese Girl. Want fantastic Chinese trip with pretty Chinese lady? Find her now!
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WTFOMGLOL!
and yeah - I really want him to be real. Would be SO cool. But I think I know.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Hey goobers, what's going on all up in here toooniiiiggghht?
Dude, THE BENJI MADDEN?? Let me just warn you about FARRAH, you don't want to meet her in person cuz she has this super high voice that will bust your eardrums and maybe even pop your balls, too!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:06am.
ssshhh, they'll be fine when the meds kick in
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:56am.
I smell ESCANDALO on the set of DListed.
I think I know who Benji Madden REEEEALLY is!
DUN DUN DUN!
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email me NOW!!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:56am.
I think I know who Benji Madden REEEEALLY is!
I am glad to hear that. I sometimes think you guys think he's real.
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Travel with Chinese Girl. Want fantastic Chinese trip with pretty Chinese lady? Find her now!
About time she goes to rehab. DAMN
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:02am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:56am.
Wait, what about Afternoon Crumbs?
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a vid of pammys cooch?
pass.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:56am.
I smell ESCANDALO on the set of DListed.
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HINT HINT
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:50am.
TL if you eat or harm benji, I think you'll be surprised at the fury of farrah and 'angle'.
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Farrah will cuttatiger. And bend an "angle" LOL!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:50am.
TL if you eat or harm benji, I think you'll be surprised at the fury of farrah and 'angle'.
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Farrah will cuttatiger. And bend an "angle" LOL!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
@Sibsi - O no - I was saying goodnight to Tigerlil. She likes it when you call her FUCKING WHORE:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:56am.
Wait, what about Afternoon Crumbs?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:56am.
*laughing guiltily*
say... what about a compilation of the best of 'caption this'?
still laughing at my insensitivity.
sworry angle-i
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Don't sweat it. I can hold my own;p
I'm half Italian, half Scottish;)
I got other halves but they don't always play - those two halves got my back:)
and to be fair - I did include 3 captions in IKYGFHM (how JJ of me!) for a variety of reasons...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:51am.
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Am I imagining things or did you say elsewhere that the most difficult thing to accomplish when making such a video was finding a song long enough?
How many minutes do you need to cover all the hot sluts?
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Edit: was probably posting while you were writing your good night post.
So... G'night & keep the butthole tight~
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:56am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:51am.
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Am I imagining things or did you say elsewhere that the most difficult thing to accomplish when making such a video was finding a song long enough?
How many minutes do you need to cover all the hot sluts?
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OMG - to really get them in there? I would need a TV show.
PS@ TITS: You funny. Go stand in the corner with Jessica Simpson;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Nite Tiger!
@Angel_i
OOOhhhh. *looks sheepish* I should have recognised the sluttiness of all your peeps in da vid. I thought they were just all DL ho's. I IS a relative newbie!!
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
*laughing guiltily*
say... what about a compilation of the best of 'caption this'?
still laughing at my insensitivity.
sworry angle-i
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
I smell ESCANDALO on the set of DListed.
I think I know who Benji Madden REEEEALLY is!
DUN DUN DUN!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
GOOD NIGHT YOU FUCKING WHORE!
@TITS: I don't do messenger. This is as close as I get. It's pretty close actually, sometimes.
@Farrah: BEECH!
@Benji: That's really her!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:50am.
*AHEM!*
I KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND HATES ME IS A COMPILATION OF HOT SLUTS!
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Oh. Fuck.
*fake smile*
I didn't twig to that! Honest!
um... shit.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
*AHEM!*
I KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND HATES ME IS A COMPILATION OF HOT SLUTS! DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW MANY HOT SLUTS THERE ARE!? THERE ARE 356 BECAUSE MICHAEL K NAMES A HOT SLUT EVERY SINGLE DAY! THAT IS WHY I SAID I AM MAKING THREE VIDEOS AND NOW, APPARENTLY I HAVE TO MAKE ONE JUST FOR ANIMALS! AND MAYBE THEIR MOLESTERS TOO! THIS IS A GOSSIP SITE AND I'M MAKING AN ANIMAL VID! AND YOU GUYS HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK IF SOMEONE MIGHT LIKE TO DO THAT!?!?!
That being said - it would be cool if other peeps did it too - we could share:) I saw some awesome cool photoshop on MK's MS - puts us bitches all to shame, fersure. Hey - I should hook myself up! Dumb ho. But you see, I didn't think of that cuz I was too busy making videos.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
G'night, Tiger! Sweet dreams :D
TL if you eat or harm benji, I think you'll be surprised at the fury of farrah and 'angle'.
sorry tiger - you be cheetah then.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:43am.
Oh and Farrah, my Portuguese is probably worse. You do quite well for yourself. Will never forget what you said about strangling Gwen Stefani with one of her own LAMB overpriced sh*t, whilst explaining it to her that said act was done in my name(in portuguese, no less!)
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thank you, hun! you deserved it!
@Angel_i: you blink, you lose. He's MAH BOO!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:44am.
Ooooooohhh...Farrah's all distracting me with notes all over the place and running to put her face on is she?!? Surprise, surprise!
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are you on yahoo mess?
i love how he comes in here, gets you all in a lather then leaves.
he's a male hussy. a mussy.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:43am.
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Ha! No, that was not it...But I've made my position clear on how I feel about Tara Reed giving up the hooch, and now, I must retire cuz the tiger cub is having NO MORE of you HWORES! Nite, nite!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:43am.
ah farrah - hahaha.
great picture. who is it really?
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That's ME!! come on, it's not that fantastic.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Ooooooohhh...Farrah's all distracting me with notes all over the place and running to put her face on is she?!? Surprise, surprise!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Wait, Benji is the real Benji?
I'm showing how much of a n00b I am, aren't I?
At any rate, Benji's posts are pretty damn funny~
Oh and Farrah, my Portuguese is probably worse. You do quite well for yourself. Will never forget what you said about strangling Gwen Stefani with one of her own LAMB overpriced sh*t, whilst explaining it to her that said act was done in my name(in portuguese, no less!)
Angel! My grandpa keeps telling me Aluminium causes alzheimers. You will never catch him drinking soda pop from a can, ever!
ah farrah - hahaha.
great picture. who is it really?
i'd love to stay and have you talk portugesue at me but i gotta work!!
this place is addictive as hell.
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Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:28am.
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Benji Madden with TUNA BREATH, a tiger's dream....*sigh*...
Alas, your heart belongs to Farrah, and mine to Cholly Manson, but hey, our genitals ain't spoken for...I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'...
WHAT? WHAT? MK would approve....
Ok, you HWORES, I'm out. Just remember, I love you more than Tara Reid loves her sobriety...Yeah, it runs that deep 'tween us...I ain't sayin' I love you skanks more than Tara loves the sauce, cuz...aw, HELL NAW, but you know, they's love in there for you sluts...in a DListed, online fake kinda way that lacks sincerity and shit, but they's love there....*kiss, kiss*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:20pm.
Yeah, um no...Tara Reid without booze just doesn't work for me...
I mean it's like Pam Anderson sporting an A cup, it's like Camille Grammer married for love to a blue collar hack that makes $25,000 a year (before taxes), it's like Wonky McValtrex without the Wonk, it's like the Gristle Monster without a 'roided up vadge, it's like Courtney Love MAKING SENSE for Chrissakes! It's wrong!...It's wrong people, you know it is! Take a stand. For once in your god forsaken lives get up off your big mom jeans wearing butts and say, "ENOUGH!"
Yeah, we're loading up the trunks of our DListed caravan with booze and coke and whatever the hell else that whore wants that will bring balance back to the universe, and we're breaking Tara out of the tank! You whores with me?????
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Was dis da one you lookin for Tigerflower? If not it deserves a repost anyway!
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Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:36am.
questoin about this blog - whos the writer micheal? why haven't i heard of him before?
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MK is awesome. he doesn't post the usual crap other sites do.
And there you go, Farrah in all her glory.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:33am.
waht does farrah look like? im imagining a exotic blond
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*running to change avie*!!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
questoin about this blog - whos the writer micheal? why haven't i heard of him before?
i was linked here by a friend who alerted me to your posts
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i LOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE drinking.
If there wasnt alcohol around, id do crack.