Better Late Than Never, I Guess
Ultimate drunktard Tara Reid is now working her way up the 12 steps to staying relevant by checking herself into a little known rehab facility known as Promises Malibu. I guess Celebrity Rehab was all booked up?
Her spokeswhore told People, "Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time."
The spokeswhore wouldn't say what she's being treated for. That's probably because the list is endless and nobody really has that kind of time. The better question would be, "What isn't the bitch addicted to?"
While she's in there, she should also have a contractor, Ty Pennington, a few set decorators, the bomb squad and Bob the Builder come in to look at her war zone tummy. While she's detoxing, she might as well fix the monster on her belly.
And because Tara's in the tank, the booze industry is going to take a big hit, so we need to do our part! This weekend, for every 1 cocktail you drink, drink 6 more for Tara!
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Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:28am.
when it comes with 3 inch claws and huge teeth and a switching tial YES!! yes i am scared!
and i had tuna for lunch so my breath might give you wrong idea.
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bwahahah!
not to worry, Benji! come to mamma, i'll keep yo safe. Plus, we gotta work on that "12 step" thing you figured out for me....
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
i'm good, hoping you can stay longer tonight.
come on, post a good pic so we can see you in all your glory!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
you first!
thats the second step
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Whooooaaaaa, the Canucks are gettin' testy. Must be the cold.
It's too effing hot to move here right now. Almost too hot to type even...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:24am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:18am.
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Nope, that weren't it, but here's my point I DO NOT APPROVE of Tara giving up the booze. That's just WRONG on every level, morally, ethically, legally, medically, and I can back my arguments up with solid facts, I'm just too drunk to do it...*burp*...I gotta take a piss...*hic*...What the fuck are you lookin' at?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
depends... if its you then yees!
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What if it's Pamela Anderson's coochie face?
♥ ThreadKilla!
oh shit lol
answer is a no then
waht does farrah look like? im imagining a exotic blond
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:30am.
Don't worry, I got your back. Until you turn around, that is.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:21am.
bonjour farrah!
how are you this evening?
gone blank on a avie do you have a sug?
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i'm good, hoping you can stay longer tonight.
come on, post a good pic so we can see you in all your glory!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:25am.
Was just watching the viral vids.
Anyone up for creating a hot slut compilation for the year?
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I might be.... but Angel's the queen of this stuff though. I even tried to make a DL vid but movie maker crashed all the time (crap!). Any good suggestions for a downloadable free version that works? Anyone?
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
Um. Was that some kinda jab? You tryna make some kinda point? What? What!? Hold me back, bitches!
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huh? jab? NO. um... is that something you already said you were doing?
*edging out of thread*
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:13am.
Tudo bem aqui, e você?
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tambén, mais e muito quente hoje a noite!
sorry, Sibsi, my Portuguese is getting really crappy! lol!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:20am.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:17am.
oh no! is that tiger here again? that kitty scares me !!
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Oh, scared of pussy are we??? Hmmmm....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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when it comes with 3 inch claws and huge teeth and a switching tial YES!! yes i am scared!
and i had tuna for lunch so my breath might give you wrong idea.
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b
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:25am.
Was just watching the viral vids.
Anyone up for creating a hot slut compilation for the year?
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Um. Was that some kinda jab? You tryna make some kinda point? What? What!? Hold me back, bitches!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:22am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:21am.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:19am.
angel - is that YOU in your avie? wow!
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UMMMMMM....
Do you think I'm cute?
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depends... if its you then yees!
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What if it's Pamela Anderson's coochie face?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Was just watching the viral vids.
Anyone up for creating a hot slut compilation for the year?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
O man, Sibsi, don't even get me started!
It's such a big world. It hurts my brain:(
But you have tinfoil, right?
And you know what? EVEN THAT! Fucking aluminum is not good for us in, like, ANY way! UGH!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:18am.
Wait, where did my post about Tara Reid giving up booze being all wrong cuz us drunks need someone to look up to (or down on depending on your level of drunk)go? Did it vanish or did I miskank one drunken skank whore thread for another and miskankenly post it in the Pammy thread by miskank???
===You can blame angel & I (hah). I got distracted by angels pammy crotch avie. Pammy/Tara/same fink anyhoot. Both make us embarrassed...*blushing*
Benji Madden, I has one I made of you wif Aretha Franklins tittays. Interested?
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:21am.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:19am.
angel - is that YOU in your avie? wow!
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UMMMMMM....
Do you think I'm cute?
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depends... if its you then yees!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:20am.
Well, Tara and Pam both have the fucked up implants, so all scientific methodology is officially out the window.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hasn't she tried the rehab road before??? Hope this time it takes.
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Come to the forum. We have cookies
bonjour farrah!
how are you this evening?
gone blank on a avie do you have a sug?
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:19am.
angel - is that YOU in your avie? wow!
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UMMMMMM....
Do you think I'm cute?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:17am.
oh no! is that tiger here again? that kitty scares me !!
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b
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Oh, scared of pussy are we??? Hmmmm....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:12am.
So you guys hang out int he lsat post of teh day?
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, Benji! *flutter flutter*
Actually - the way I see it TV will pick the post we hang out in. It's usually be the one with the biggest slag in it. He just got here so I can't tell you yet but it MAY be this one! We'll see:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Was befuddled by the whole Lolo thing. Glad its resolved.
@Sandbitch
I'd a cuttabeesh for some Moonlighting Bruce Willis hot sexy times. Fuckit I still would.
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:18am.
Nice avie, now I'm required to follow you everywhere.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
angel - is that YOU in your avie? wow!
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:17am.
oh no! is that tiger here again? that kitty scares me !!
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You're a lying asshat tardo. Nice try. Fucktwat.
Wait, where did my post about Tara Reid giving up booze being all wrong cuz us drunks need someone to look up to (or down on depending on your level of drunk)go? Did it vanish or did I miskank one drunken skank whore thread for another and miskankenly post it in the Pammy thread by miskank???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Farrah, there are still idiot fucktards that refuse to believe the "concentration camps" ever existed.
Hmm.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:12am
hey, Benji!
where's the avie?
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
oh no! is that tiger here again? that kitty scares me !!
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Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:10am.
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Tudo bem aqui, e você?
Oh and here's the link for the Hollyweird conspiracy stuff I've been reading:
http://davesweb.cnchost.com/
Now, don't be thinking I'm some kind of tinfoil nutter here, but it's well written and so far, all facts I checked there are true.
It's more about the rock 'n roll and music scene in LA during the 60's. However, there's some more 'contemporary' information there, which somehow ties up the current entertainment business with the mind control practices of several decades ago.
Ughh! hate her boobs just vile, hang like saggy old melons! Well on a bright note at least she's got the stomach covered!
So you guys hang out int he lsat post of teh day?
just gettin my head around this place. geez that poor tara - girl can't seem to get a break in life.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:03am.
@Farrah:
So...A Bowel Movement Ring and a Pussy Hammock Ring?
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i know, we're so Punk Rock. we're the Sid and Nancy of these days!
@Sibsi: oi, minina! tudo bem?
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Thanks for clarifying!
And let me say again: HIII, Farrah! How have you been, girl?
Oh, f*ck... the topic of the post?
I have been reading some conspiracy sh*t about Hollyweird that is flippin' fascinating. Their take on rehab: reprogramming for realz... lemme me see if I can find the link now.
At any rate, Tara is just going for a nice quick reformatting I am sure~
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:04am.
Hi Farrah!!!!!!!
How you been, sweetness?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:04am.
I've seen her aerolae, she should've named them hard salami and proscuitto.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:04am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:50pm.
@Tigerlil:
I could love Charlie or Jim but I just don't think the world could stand it. Between their caps my exclamations all y'all would be deaf!;p
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Us two crazy kids can make it work...I mean, once you've been called a FUCKING WHORE by someone whose avie is based on a notorious serial killer, is there any looking back?
I mean, he had me at FUCKING WHORE....I can't help it, I'm a romantic....
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I totally get that. *nods sagely*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:28pm.
==Jeez, that's almost, well near EROTIC! I wish I had a man that would call me a fucking whore...(dipped out). All I get nowadays is my good mate Davo saying "Geez, y' gotta good setta tits" for an old Sheila...
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Who said Aussie men aren't romantic? They sure know how to slap a girl in da face wif a complement.
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:01am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:48pm.
Although I DO wanna do "Farrahlicious" eventually;p
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bwahaha! Farralicious!
i wish there was a way to do Farrahlicious, Farrahlicious, oh, Farrahlicious! á la Womanizah!
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O boo boo! But there is! I have many treasures yet to share with you! ;p But I dunno about using that Womanizah song. I listened to Piece of Me so much I wanted to jump off my balcony. And her track was the WORST! It was like working with Britney herself! It wouldn't sync up unless I started at the beginning every time. UGH!~
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:58pm.
Yeah, maybe SHE doesn't but *I* sure would!
==ditto.
I watched GHOST again last night. Fuck Demi Moore was bootiful. Then Tater. Nature is such a bitch. And I had the serious hornbag for Bruce Willis in Moonlighting as well. Tater could have been mine!
This is my all time fave Bruce Willis Moonlighting Bit with Dana Delaney (This Old Heart of Mine):
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPi0a2zUcY
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:50pm.
@Tigerlil:
I could love Charlie or Jim but I just don't think the world could stand it. Between their caps my exclamations all y'all would be deaf!;p
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Us two crazy kids can make it work...I mean, once you've been called a FUCKING WHORE by someone whose avie is based on a notorious serial killer, is there any looking back?
I mean, he had me at FUCKING WHORE....I can't help it, I'm a romantic....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:58pm.
Hey bitches, I was doin a catch up on the threads last nite. Did I read correctly that LOLO got banned?
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just a BIG misunderstanding. It's all fixed now. Not worth to go back to that drama.
@TV: hey dude! how you've been? like i said, LoLo was NOT banned, it was an IP problem.
PLEASE let's not bring back that drama!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:42pm.
I'm just glad she's going somewhere with a proven track record. Hi Brit! Hi Lindsay!
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I bet that's what tara named her tits.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
@Farrah:
So...A Bowel Movement Ring and a Pussy Hammock Ring?
Aw. How touching!
Like, a promise to keep those bowels moving and stay slim and a promise to always wear panties! So sweet.
So now he's gonna stay slim for you?
I mean me!
EVIL WITCH! You have bewitched me!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:58pm.
Hey bitches, I was doin a catch up on the threads last nite. Did I read correctly that LOLO got banned?
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Whoa! For real?
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WTF? WHYYYYYYYYYY?
I hate week days. I fall behind on my beloved d-listed comments, 'cause I barely have time to keep up with MK's posts ><
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ETA: oi, oi, Farrah~
What kind of rehab to do celebs go to?
Very, very few actually quit the booze/drugs. Rehab is just another name for "pity publicity".
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:48pm.
Although I DO wanna do "Farrahlicious" eventually;p
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bwahaha! Farralicious!
i wish there was a way to do Farrahlicious, Farrahlicious, oh, Farrahlicious! á la Womanizah!
And sorry, i didn't mean to shank anyone on your videos, but man, that bitch "whatsherfacePoo" had it coming...
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...