Better Late Than Never, I Guess
Ultimate drunktard Tara Reid is now working her way up the 12 steps to staying relevant by checking herself into a little known rehab facility known as Promises Malibu. I guess Celebrity Rehab was all booked up?
Her spokeswhore told People, "Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time."
The spokeswhore wouldn't say what she's being treated for. That's probably because the list is endless and nobody really has that kind of time. The better question would be, "What isn't the bitch addicted to?"
While she's in there, she should also have a contractor, Ty Pennington, a few set decorators, the bomb squad and Bob the Builder come in to look at her war zone tummy. While she's detoxing, she might as well fix the monster on her belly.
And because Tara's in the tank, the booze industry is going to take a big hit, so we need to do our part! This weekend, for every 1 cocktail you drink, drink 6 more for Tara!
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For some reason I thought she was dead
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:58pm.
Hey bitches, I was doin a catch up on the threads last nite. Did I read correctly that LOLO got banned?
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Whoa! For real?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
She just wants attention. Next she will be locking lips with SamRo
Tara can't quit the booze! How the hell is we DListed hwores gonna feel better about ourselves and our boozin'???? We needs Tara! Tara, if anyone can handle the booze you can! It's like Amy Winehouse and crack...or heroin...or booze...or roach spray...See, Tara???? Those of us that are just boozers depend on your sloppy drunken ass! You can't get straight! No, cuz we know in your heart you're a boozer like us. Yeah, you can give up the coke...We won't mind...the pills...(well you just cut down on that shit for a while and give the rest to us), but the booze?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't do it Tara, we will regret it!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey bitches, I was doin a catch up on the threads last nite. Did I read correctly that LOLO got banned?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:27pm.
Pam's labia must have be cut to shreds by those sequins. Srsly. Grated even.
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I give her props for smiling. Between the embarrassment and the pain I would have had to cuttabeech.
CHOLLY is Charles Manson:)
==I don't think Pammy experiences embarrassment.
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Yeah, maybe SHE doesn't but *I* sure would!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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The facility was recently renamed Empty Promises.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:42pm.
And why come I call Travis Barker, your real boo, to expose this fuckery with Benji and he say he don't know who you is???? *GASP* SHEEPS! YOU LIAR MOUTH! FARRAH'S REAL BOO ISN'T TRAVIS IS IT???? OH, I KNEW IT! I'll bet it's Pete Wentz...ahahahaha! THAT'S IT!
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er... oh! no! *cheap 50's movie shock face* you got me! it IS Chinny Wentz, but i aint no homewrecker, so i let him go... *puking*
hehehehe *evil chuckle* that mega pain killer i gave Travis DID work! bwahahaha!!
@Angel_i: the "BM" ring is the one Parasite hilton was parading around with, while Benji had one with "PH" on his hand. O' course, mine not only got cleaned by a hazmat team, it comes with matching GRILLZ.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
@Tigerlil:
I could love Charlie or Jim but I just don't think the world could stand it. Between their caps my exclamations all y'all would be deaf!;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:48pm.
LOL at TV...Tara in a kilt and probably toasted with no undies on!
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Hey! Some of us just ate! Having seen what the plastic surgeon did to the obvious parts, I can only imagine what he did with the parts that are usually covered. Her pussy probably looks like a woodchuck.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Honestly, I hope she get's better. I don't hate her. Good luck Tara, you remind me of a lot of girls I used to party with that eventually grew up.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:27pm.
Pam's labia must have be cut to shreds by those sequins. Srsly. Grated even.
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I give her props for smiling. Between the embarrassment and the pain I would have had to cuttabeech.
CHOLLY is Charles Manson:)
==I don't think Pammy experiences embarrassment. She probably reeeaaallly needs the cash. Bitch should look in the mirror more often instead of trusting her memory. Maybe the Hep C is catching up with her.
LOL at TV...Tara in a kilt and probably toasted with no undies on!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:32pm.
Smooches@Farrah!
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they're ALL pure gold! can't get enough!
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*blushes and titters*
(you can thank Sheeps for "titters" LOL!)
PS. I got wicked jelly on that other thread, dude.
I'm watching Bert and Ernie now. I'm SO gonna rock the house soon. Speaking of which, I need to do some other kinda music man. Although I DO wanna do "Farrahlicious" eventually;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:28pm.
GOODNIGHT TIGERLILLY YOU FUCKING BIG BEAUTIFUL FUCKING KITTY.
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G'nite Cholly....
*sticking tiger ass in DLister's faces...*
Jelly H8r much?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
BM ring? Is that like a Promise Ring but for poop?
*giggle* I said "poop". I'm not a "poop" sayer!
Ok, sometimes I am:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
I'm just glad she's going somewhere with a proven track record. Hi Brit! Hi Lindsay!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:27pm.
LOL @ Pammy Pants :)
He's a playa, da Benji Madden. Don't go gettin yo heart broke, K?
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Life is hard - I wear a helmet:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:13pm.
who the fuck is YOUR Cholly?
and yes, you ARE a slut, darn tiger, always in heat...
Sheeps told the truth, nothing but the truth so help him G'd.
You just wanna steal him from me. I already got the "BM" ring he got back from Parasite Hilton (don't worry, i Lysol-ed the hell out of it)
BENJI LUVS ME. DEAL WITH IT, BEESHES.
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Um, excuse my beauty, but my Cholly happens to be Charles Manson....Okaaaay? *Paw in da face*
And yes, I am a slut and proud of it, and your dog, Benji sniffed it out, now didn't he...*woof, woof*
And SHEEPS IS A LIE TELLER and a lamb fondleler...Oh yes, just wait for the fall out of his "Lambs Gone Wild" sex tape....
And you gotchu some finger herp and don't care how much Lysol you used on Wonky's ring..
And why come I call Travis Barker, your real boo, to expose this fuckery with Benji and he say he don't know who you is???? *GASP* SHEEPS! YOU LIAR MOUTH! FARRAH'S REAL BOO ISN'T TRAVIS IS IT???? OH, I KNEW IT! I'll bet it's Pete Wentz...ahahahaha! THAT'S IT! I've got your number now, whore, you stay away from my CHOLLY or I make the call to Petey and it's SPLITSVILLE for you two! And how could you do that to Asshole Simpson????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:32pm.
Smooches@Farrah!
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they're ALL pure gold! can't get enough!
@TITS: careful, don't go getting addicted. Actually, please, so i could hear the words "My name is William Banks. let me help you" *dies*
@Sandbitch: i agree! what or who the fuck is "mah CHOLLY"??
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
I can't keep up with the secret Dlisted language on here. Nbody answered about the forum fiasco. What forum? On here?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:18pm.
Choo like it? *curtsies*
I has a cheat for making da animated avi!
You open someone's anim. avi in da fireworks. Erase all dere pics on each frame (will see at bottom of screen play/next frame buttons) and insert your own!
Don't forget to flatten each frame...tada.
==aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. Clever.
She's so overdue for rehab, she should do the 12 steps Riverdance style.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:27pm.
Pam's labia must have be cut to shreds by those sequins. Srsly. Grated even.
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I give her props for smiling. Between the embarrassment and the pain I would have had to cuttabeech.
CHOLLY is Charles Manson:)
Hi:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Fucking computer. Just jumped in to talk about kitty sex. Night all.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
I really think someone needs to call Tommy. I can't believe I'm saying that. Pam needs to be hospitalized.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:32pm.
See the post about the chicken molester. MK was kind enough to give us a link about kitties in heat.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Tis Charlie (Cholly) Manson!
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:27pm.
Pam's labia must have be cut to shreds by those sequins. Srsly. Grated even.
Sluts are still awaiting for definition of a "CHOLLY"...
Next ? Where can we purchase of one?
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:27pm.
LOL @ Pammy Pants :)
He's a playa, da Benji Madden. Don't go gettin yo heart broke, K?
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
Smooches@Farrah!
Thank you for your lovely notes!
Did you see I got JJ'd over there?;p
O! You did! Thank you, again, sweet:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:26pm.
who the fuck is YOUR Cholly?
and yes, you ARE a slut, darn tiger, always in heat...
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ever see the guide on how to take your cat out of heat with a pencil?
no reason.
OOOH btw farrah, i'm watching the cleaner now! I LIKE! am downloading all eps.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
GOODNIGHT TIGERLILLY YOU FUCKING BIG BEAUTIFUL FUCKING KITTY.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:25pm.
to be fair TL you implied that you'd EAT HIM!
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What? What? That was SEXAY talk....Who doesn't find that hwat????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Besides, me and my Cholly have a stable relationship...I mean, he called me a FUCKING WHORE the other night (I know, I know...I teared up too), so in DListed terms, we're practically engaged....
==Jeez, that's almost, well near EROTIC! I wish I had a man that would call me a fucking whore...(dipped out). All I get nowadays is my good mate Davo saying "Geez, y' gotta good setta tits" for an old Sheila...
I 'spose I should be grateful.
What's a CHOLLY?
Sheeps is a terrible lie teller.
I think Benji wants to love me but he doesn't know how to feel about his cholarized face? He just doesn't understand my love, is all. We will dance the dance until he sees what's right in front of him....
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Blind can he beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
WHY!? WHy can't he seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
That he's
The one
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:25pm.
GOOOOOOOD cheat!
I likey the way your mind works.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:13pm.
Benji's only askeeeerd of me cuz of Sheeps's LIE TELLING! Besides, me and my Cholly have a stable relationship...I mean, he called me a FUCKING WHORE the other night so in DListed terms, we're practically engaged
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who the fuck is YOUR Cholly?
and yes, you ARE a slut, darn tiger, always in heat...
Sheeps told the truth, nothing but the truth so help him G'd.
You just wanna steal him from me. I already got the "BM" ring he got back from Parasite Hilton (don't worry, i Lysol-ed the hell out of it)
BENJI LUVS ME. DEAL WITH IT, BEESHES.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
to be fair TL you implied that you'd EAT HIM!
no wonder he left.
i guess the question "WWBMD" has been answered
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:18pm.
Choo like it? *curtsies*
I has a cheat for making da animated avi!
You open someone's anim. avi in da fireworks. Erase all dere pics on each frame (will see at bottom of screen play/next frame buttons) and insert your own!
Don't forget to flatten each frame...tada.
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
Goo Dye (phonic) lovely bitches. Two cents, your animated tail is bedazzling! How you do dat? Teach.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:08pm.
*laughing till I is crying* I'm seriously fucking wiping tears right now!!
That's a freakin masterpiece. There just isn't enough words that can express the awesomeness that is that post! ♥♥♥
*goes to read it again and again*
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:57pm.
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Benji's only askeeeerd of me cuz of Sheeps's LIE TELLING! Besides, me and my Cholly have a stable relationship...I mean, he called me a FUCKING WHORE the other night (I know, I know...I teared up too), so in DListed terms, we're practically engaged....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
double post
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:03pm.
i'm not a greedy bitch...he's too much man for me to have him all to myself...
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Ohhhhh girlllllllllllllll!
You are the poster girl for, "Sharing is caring!" lol
Tara is a mess. I can't laugh at her situation...she's so fucked up it's just sad.
so much love and fuckery to share....
http://youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com/
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 -
@Fleur de Tigre
*sings*
Iiiii-eeeee-iiii will always luuurvve yooo000OoooO000ooo
will alwys lurve yoooooo....
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Thanks MyTwoCents, but that song reminds me of a love story that is no more... (for a few days tops, but no less tragic) about two American kids, Jack Daniels and Tara Reid doin' the best they can...
lil' ditty bout Jack'n Tara...
Two american kids growin up in the whoreland
Jackie's gonna be a bartender's star
Tara's celebutante backseat of everyone's car
Suckin on agent's dog on her scabby knees
Tara sittin on any lap
pay for hands between her knees
Jackie say, hey Tara lets run off
Behind a shady tree
Dribble off your drunken spittle and
Let me do what I please...
Oh yeah, drunk goes on...
Long after the thrill of drinkin' is gone...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:03pm.
i'm not a greedy bitch...he's too much man for me to have him all to myself...
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Ohhhhh girlllllllllllllll!
You are the poster girl for, "Sharing is caring!" lol
Tara is a mess. I can't laugh at her situation...she's so fucked up it's just sad.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:58pm.
that is one sexay beast in that picture...i get panty pudding everytime i see that shit...;)
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Seriously! I get tingly times! Sorry if that's your man...I don't mean no harm. Only admiring. lol :D
i'm not a greedy bitch...he's too much man for me to have all to myself...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:58pm.
that is one sexay beast in that picture...i get panty pudding everytime i see that shit...;)
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Seriously! I get tingly times! Sorry if that's your man...I don't mean no harm. Only admiring. lol :D