Better Late Than Never, I Guess
Ultimate drunktard Tara Reid is now working her way up the 12 steps to staying relevant by checking herself into a little known rehab facility known as Promises Malibu. I guess Celebrity Rehab was all booked up?
Her spokeswhore told People, "Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time."
The spokeswhore wouldn't say what she's being treated for. That's probably because the list is endless and nobody really has that kind of time. The better question would be, "What isn't the bitch addicted to?"
While she's in there, she should also have a contractor, Ty Pennington, a few set decorators, the bomb squad and Bob the Builder come in to look at her war zone tummy. While she's detoxing, she might as well fix the monster on her belly.
And because Tara's in the tank, the booze industry is going to take a big hit, so we need to do our part! This weekend, for every 1 cocktail you drink, drink 6 more for Tara!
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Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:46pm.
that is one sexay beast in that picture...i get panty pudding everytime i see that shit...;)
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:43pm.
@Farrah -- I hear Benji Madden has a bit of a thing for tigresses and angles.
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WRONG-O! Two cents!
1) he comes here looking for ME.
2) he's askeered of Tigerlilis "tough love"
3) Angles... LMFAO!!
Sorry beeshes, he's MINE! get your own Madden!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
HEY! What's so funny!?!
That's his pet name for me!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:46pm.
"There's a little ray of light in his black heart to give this mess a pass."
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I concur. MK has every right to pick and choose the peeps he decides to go atomic on and those he shows some compassion to...and usually I agree with his assessments...not ALWAYS but usually which means he has his snarky finger on the pulse of our collective "name that tune." One thing that MK has NEVER been is like a pitbull on a poodle...he dishes to those who deserve to be dished on. No?
"Angle" hahaha.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPDhzSw0x-Q
marty telling funny stories.
even better - glick making coop giggle almost non-stop! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2mOcpCT-0c&NR=1
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:43pm.
i'm not so sure i'm ready for a sober tara...
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Letty, who the helly is in your avatar? HUNKA HUNKA!
<"Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:37pm.">
Well, as I recall it was either Spencer and Heidi or Nick and Vanessa who were the offensive to Michael K glassware on the beach carriers, and it doesn't take more than them existing period for MK to hoot and holler. There's a little ray of light in his black heart to give this mess a pass.
letinstar, who is that hot piece in your avie? I particularly like the animal print thing he got goin' on. :)
@TITS -- I LOVES Punchin' kitteh! Yippeee!
@Farrah -- I hear Benji Madden has a bit of a thing for tigresses and angles.
@Fleur de Tigre
*sings*
Iiiii-eeeee-iiii will always luuurvve yooo000OoooO000ooo
will alwys lurve yoooooo....
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Mah kitteh poops rainbows
i'm not so sure i'm ready for a sober tara...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
this facility better have jizz+vod addiction treatment
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:31pm.
Glassware on the beach? Once upon a time that was a Michael K violation of the highest degree. I think.
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You'd be surprised what they can do with plastics... I have high/low ball glasses all made out of plastics that look just like glass...expensive fuckers but I don't have to worry about dropping a glass on my ceramic tile floor.
Glassware on the beach? Once upon a time that was a Michael K violation of the highest degree. I think.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:17pm.
Hehe. Truly lost. She designed some beachwear and has been hocking her wares with staged bikini clad photoshoots. Not pretty.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:17pm
it works! yer kitteh poops rainbows!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:31pm.
WHY THE GODDAMN FUCK WOULD ANYONE GO INTO FUCKING REHAB. THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. I WOULD FUCKING NEED GODDAMN REHAB IF I COULDNT FUCKING DRINK.
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If I wasn't too goddamned drunk to change my fuckin' siggie, this gem would be it...plus it came from mah boo!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TITS... hahahahaha!! Brian Linehan is Canada's version of James Lipton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUxdMjU9sk
He also looks like he belongs on Planet of the Apes.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:10pm.
TITS and Sheeps...
That just sounds wrong (not TITS the person but the random body part). Maybe it's the plurals....
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TIT seems more like a refletion on the person, titS... well it's an acronym.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:55pm.
@Tigerlilly
LOL at da way you say Cholly! I wasn't aware you had dibs on him...
*backs out da room*
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All right. I'll share my Cholly with you hwores but only cuz it's December in a Tara Reid drunk tank thread, and I feel obligated to spread the DListed drunken xmas skank since Tara's all locked up in some booze-forsaken hellhole unable to spread her own drunken skank...*breaking down in tiger tears...IT'S WRONG, I TELL YOU, WRONG!!!! Tara???? Tara????? Why hast thou foresaken drunks?* I'm Ok, I'm Ok...*wiping tiger tears...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:10pm.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5619097745224237454
Ed is way over-caffeinated. (I am under-vinoated. See yahs, IG...)
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TITTAYS!! KITTEHS!! I animated mah kitteh..I will see if it works.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:11pm.
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The designer thing? I didn't know that! What is she designing, drink holders? :) Heehee... she just seems so misguided or confused or something.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:10pm.
TITS and Sheeps...
That just sounds wrong (not TITS the person but the random body part). Maybe it's the plurals....
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Travel with Chinese Girl. Want fantastic Chinese trip with pretty Chinese lady? Find her now!
LOL tits you see my kitty got side eye for a reason...
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kitty side eye!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:10pm.
Farrah, you over benji?
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NEVAH!
i also miss punching kitteh. I luvs kittehs!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Hey iggy,
he'll always be brian linehan to me!
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
She was great with green toenails in that Jeff Bridges movie about bowling.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:56pm.
She doesn't really bother me either. I certainly don't hate her. But I don't think she has anything to offer, not enough for me to like her, either.
I don't even dislike her for going with the designer thing to make a living for herself (given that the acting thing isn't working out right now). But I am fascinated by why she's made the choices she has.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:02pm.
ooooh nice avatar eh!
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:06pm.
TITS!!!!
AVIE IDENTIFY THEFT!!!
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TITS' avie has boot moves!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Farrah, you over benji?
Jus - you want this? it's animated.... I still miss punching kitty.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
TITS and Sheeps...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5619097745224237454
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:45pm.
I heart Charles Manson ,All Caps Jim and James Haven.They are the hotness and so freaking funny.Love them!
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OUR Charles Manson is awesome. He loves Smirnoff, tru dat, but he has a heart of gold. All caps Jim is cool too, but JAMES HAVEN!!!
oh, dear, James Haven is the sweetness. He's pure love!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:56pm.
Totally decent avie.
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Travel with Chinese Girl. Want fantastic Chinese trip with pretty Chinese lady? Find her now!
TITS!!!!
AVIE IDENTIFY THEFT!!!
bad enough I've been accused of being punctuation as a second identity....
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kitty side eye!
2c, crazyIJ, IG, et al... I agree that the girl has some kind of low self-etsteem screw loose and she is desperate for attention in the lowest form.
What I don't get? Is why she fucked with her bod in the FIRST place? She was cute! Now she's a freak.
ooooh nice avatar eh!
LOL
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Poor Tara. No matter how hard she tries to blend in she still comes out a mess. (and not even a hot one!)
Girl, you might want to start with getting yourself a better equipped publicist. cuz only one incompetent would blow the opportunity at plugging the turn of events and milking it for some work!
You may not know this but while you were flashing the press line at Puffy's party some time back, your publicist was busy chatting on the fone and you stood there basking in the "malfunction" providing you with the 30 degree breeze on your bare chest!
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:08pm.
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I just think she's not the brightest bulb on the tree. I dunno, out of all the skanks, she doesn't bother me so much.
@Bondagebarbie
Don't even get me started on James Haven! Bow chika wowow!!
@Tigerlilly
LOL at da way you say Cholly! I wasn't aware you had dibs on him...
*backs out da room*
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Tara is hissing at that poor woman with the scrunchie and is about to smack her. "Pink champagne!? I ordered PGA punch, you whore!"
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:08pm.
You'd think T.R. would be humiliated beyond belief to even show off her bod-disaster at all but there's that old saying, "ANY press is GOOD press." Ugh. Methinks NOT. She could easily HIDE most of that nasty shit in a flattering ONE-PIECE but then the photogs wouldn't have the freak-fest photos that sell.
Sad really.
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Sorry I missed your post dotty!
Either, like Sheeps said, she must be imbibing the strong stuff if she looked at herself in the mirror and said to herself "Yes, people will want to buy my stuff to look as hot as me".
OR, she knows how bad she looks and knows that those pics will get more attention than a demure outfit that covers the wreckage.
Either way, sad. If she had an ounce of talent I'd hope she'd get better. However...
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Back off all you hwores! Cholly Manson is MINES! Grrrrrrr.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
er, who cares?
this bitch is irrelevant.
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
I heart Charles Manson ,All Caps Jim and James Haven.They are the hotness and so freaking funny.Love them!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I FUCKING HEART YOU FUCKING CHARLIE MANSON!!!!!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:31pm.
WHY THE GODDAMN FUCK WOULD ANYONE GO INTO FUCKING REHAB. THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. I WOULD FUCKING NEED GODDAMN REHAB IF I COULDNT FUCKING DRINK.
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Charlie you are so fekking cute! What you wrote reminded me of the saying, "Hey, the only time I have a drinking problem is when I'm outta booze." lol
Hope you are doing 'okay', hon. :)
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:24pm.
Oh I know Amy Luurves her sexy. She flashed some spectacular legs and boobs when she were curvy.
And good point wif the blonde hair comment (but did you see how out of it she was when she did that? I don't think 'Amy' was making any decisions for Amy at that point. I think the drugs had a big say).
But I don't think she could give a flying rats ass whether people thinks she's hot or not. She DOES want them to like her music though. Something she produced wif her talent, not her hairstylist/makeup artiste/plastic surgeon/etc.
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She looks like shit.
Hello Charlie. :P
WHY THE GODDAMN FUCK WOULD ANYONE GO INTO FUCKING REHAB. THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. I WOULD FUCKING NEED GODDAMN REHAB IF I COULDNT FUCKING DRINK.