Better Late Than Never, I Guess
Ultimate drunktard Tara Reid is now working her way up the 12 steps to staying relevant by checking herself into a little known rehab facility known as Promises Malibu. I guess Celebrity Rehab was all booked up?
Her spokeswhore told People, "Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time."
The spokeswhore wouldn't say what she's being treated for. That's probably because the list is endless and nobody really has that kind of time. The better question would be, "What isn't the bitch addicted to?"
While she's in there, she should also have a contractor, Ty Pennington, a few set decorators, the bomb squad and Bob the Builder come in to look at her war zone tummy. While she's detoxing, she might as well fix the monster on her belly.
And because Tara's in the tank, the booze industry is going to take a big hit, so we need to do our part! This weekend, for every 1 cocktail you drink, drink 6 more for Tara!
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hahhaha, back off, Jim and I are cyber engaged.
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Doctor Rey is crazy.....he fawns over his patients, touches them sensually and crap.....hes clearly off. Although he does hit some homeruns with his brestjobs...hes just to big a risk to get plastic surgery from...
Promises, Promises?
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Tiger - reeeeeally? That was Rey's masterpiece?
Hmph...not cert either...how does E not pick up on this? Aren't they slightly culpable then?
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Submitted by Raven on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 7:27pm.
can't she visit Dr. Rey and get that belly thing taken care of?
like in a hurry!
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Rumor has it, he's the one that did that to her. He's NOT board certified you know, AND he nearly killed his own brother preforming a botched hair transplant on him...
Anywho, kids, wanna think of something TRULY terrifying? Wonder what TARA REID'S rock bottom was...I mean she's TARA REID!!! *Gulp*...
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She's in rehab for her addiction to bad plastic surgery.
Edited to say: There must have been a waiting list.
OT - OK, MK, por favor...take down the naked Kardashian...
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can't she visit Dr. Rey and get that belly thing taken care of?
like in a hurry!
jim - I am in love with your aggression issues.
Let's get married.
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Submitted by jim on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 7:15pm.
BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS DOWN SYNDROME NOT A DRINKING PROBLEM!!
LOL! Jim in da house!
Oh My all caps Jim.. you never disapoint.. lol
I'm sure she's just going to rehab for "exhaustion"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Everything is wrong on this girl.Her face,tits and stomach all need help.I am just surprised this has been can afford rehab at Promises.When was the last time she worked?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Waste of time. Bitch can't stop.
Sorry, but 12 steps is a waste. You just have to stop end of story. In the end it's all about will power. You have it or you don't.
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Damn the world is coming to an end. I thought this idiot could at least drink herself to death. Another one bites the dust in rehab. Who knows if it'll stick though?!
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BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS DOWN SYNDROME NOT A DRINKING PROBLEM!!
What, is she thinking this move will get her terminally ill - strike that, DEAD - career going?
She should stick to boozing it up. She's more entertaining that way.
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Well........................I got nothing.
Ok..so what has she done with her career? I wonder how these celebrities survive.