Saturday, December 13th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Emergen-C!!! I drink an Emergen-C at least 5 times a week and while downing one this morning, I realized how much I love it with every bone in my body. Like really love it. Whenever I'm feeling a little gross, I drink a fizzy Emergen-C and everything is okay for a few minutes at least. You can even put a little shot of vodka in there for a healthy and delicious cocktail. I've even considered snorting it, but I'm not sure if that's such a good idea.

Posted by: Michael K


Betty LaFea's picture

A few weeks ago, I started feeling like I was getting a cold, so immediately I drank some of this hot slut (the Immune Defense one with zinc) and ate a shitload of zinc lozenges, and also drank some orange juice, and in about 24 hours I felt a lot better, almost normal. The key is to have some of this and/or zinc lozenges right away.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by .: "Michael K., you gotsa try the Acerola Plus chewable wafers with rosehips. I almost never get sick *knocks on wooden head* and I eat these suckers like candy. :D"

Oh, . , we LOVE these in our house. They ROCK. I dole them out as treats to the kids and slip them into their pockets to eat at school. Sometimes if I'm craving something fruity and tart/sweet, I pop one. Just thinking about them is making me salivate... Gonna go get one before I brush my teef.

johnnysgirl's picture

Ha ha - Emergen-C is Hot Slut! I am addicted to the cranberry flavor myself.

MK - don't snort it! Check this out: when I realized I was drinking lots of this stuff, I did a little research to find out if I could be drinking too much. EC contains manganese, which apparently only has weird effects if you INHALE it - one of the weird side effects was "inappropriate laughter" (seriously, google it ya dumb fuck)!

If you like Emergen-C.... then you will LOVE Ola Loa
http://www.drinkyourvitamins.com/

This shit tastes even better with vodka!!

Cheers... Jody

http://prettierontheinside.blogspot.com

TheBreakdown's picture

They need to just call this drink what it truly is:

SkankJuiceJolt

***************************************

The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Mizerly's picture

Thanks MK for this fantastic post that is totally aproppriate for this season of colds and flus. And Y Emergen-C is good with vodka. See, Dlisted looks out for our health.

They're actually under 100 calories, I'm not sure exactly, but yeah.

They have singlehandedly saved my hungover ass before work countless times!

princesszoey's picture

Thanx Mrs. Gosling for sharing that fine memory :)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Never fight a Drag Queen. She might look feminine and fragile, but she will kick your ass, she's a he! -J

Mrs. Gosling's picture

One time we were at a fiens condo and we had a bottle of Bacardi I think and we didnt have shit to mix it with so we poured some of this in it and it was actually REALLY good lol

____________________________________________
Happy Holidays

mina's picture

I love Emergen-C (tangerine is the shit), it's better than Airborne.

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by The Brandy on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:13pm.

I strip for a living and I wouldn't pay Paris to shine my shoes. The honky probably can't dance.
------------------------------------------------
I agree. She has no rhythm, and her feet are too big. So, how's business? Are you feeling the recession? And I'm not being a wise ass, I'd really like to know.

The Brandy's picture

I strip for a living and I wouldn't pay Paris to shine my shoes. The honky probably can't dance.

The Brandy's picture

If I see one more picture of Paris... I will call the suicide hotline. She is f------ useless.

Deb's picture

My favorite shot is one I invented years ago. I call it an "Orange Whip". Anyone who's seen "The Blues Brothers" know's what I'm talking about.

Use 3 parts Stolichnaya Oranj, 1 part Cointreau, (or Triple Sec in a pinch), and one part oj.
Shake with ice, and pour as a shot.
So smooth there aren't enough o's in the word!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Diana Crabtree's picture

. I am 31 with DDs and your avatar makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
________________________________________________

When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK

http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com

Submitted by soul on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:31pm.

Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:16pm.

HEY . ! lucky random internet find,luv. :) ITS CATURDAY... ;)
-

CATURDAY! Oh you just sent the lerve straight to my achy breaky heart, you cat o' nine tales tails!

LOL! My tittays have yet to touch my bellay booton but if/when they do I shan't be ashamed. Gravity happens! :)

Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:16pm.

HEY . ! lucky random internet find,luv. :) ITS CATURDAY... ;)

and those are totally my boobies in your avie!LOL :)

OnT: and I live for the C but it chews me up.waaaaaaa.need buffered c. =)

~~~~=O_O=~~~~~
"Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."

Submitted by soul on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:04pm.

I wanta try this, I have chewable 500mgs and 100mg tabs.
-

SOUL! Screw the topic! Your kitteh avatar rulez! What dat frum? Enlighten a sistah!

Sandbitch's picture

I assume this shit 99.9% sugar to earn it's "energy" label. Prolly 400 calories per glass.

I wanta try this, I have chewable 500mgs and 100mg tabs.
~~~~=O_O=~~~~~
"Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."

websterwalter's picture

How perfect, this stuff is amazing, although I am not sure if you really need 1000 percent of a daily recommended vitamin C dose.

ambienAnnie's picture

OMG, THIS!!!

try the Acai flavored and also Tropical, my faves

Bondagebarbie's picture

I have never taken a vitamin in my life and I am healthier and my skin is better than most health nuts.Glad you like it but what I do works and I will stick to that.:)

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

ocd can be good's picture

Oh, for the l950's when you could buy speed inhalers over the counter.

I've even considered snorting it, but I'm not sure if that's such a good idea.
_________________________

I say do it! you only live once!

Michael K., you gotsa try the Acerola Plus chewable wafers with rosehips. I almost never get sick *knocks on wooden head* and I eat these suckers like candy. :D

http://www.evitamins.com/product.asp?pid=3169
Edit: Amazon.com has them too. http://www.amazon.com/Acerola-Chewable-Natural-American-Health/dp/B000TA...

The only drawback is that they are pricey but for the immune health boost they are worth every penny.

*kitteh kisses*

RufusR's picture

Target brand orange fizz flavor is yummy!

RufusR's picture

Target brand orange fizz flavor is yummy!

fioalways's picture

Michael k and i are meant to be with one another. we both drink Emergen-c and vodka for breakfast.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Ha, Mikey, we call those Fizzy Lifting Drinks around my house. However, we have graduated to the Hansen's Autoimmune Defense Fizzy Lifting Drinks - they taste better, and are available at Whole Foods.

kate773's picture

Every time I drink those things with tons of vitamins in it, I get sick to my stomach.

paris herpes's picture

Drink two of those and I fucking swear your hangover will disappear! I'm thinking of doing that right now because egads I feel shitty!

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

stake_spike's picture

Ugh I have some of this stuff but I tired it once and can't drink it. Echinacea and orange juice when your sick is pretty good though.

crazyinjapan's picture

Hahaha! Absolut and meds is my cocktail of choice, but this one sounds pretty good, too. What would you call it, a Russian Emergen-C?

Be carefull. Too much emergen-C causes kidney stones and those are on eof the big things out small holes no one wants to experience...cuidado.

Hey TITS (love writing that!)

Where do you get your liquid B's? I just got a shot yesterday at the Dr's and it was the shit. Now I'm back to feeling semi-funky w. my cold. I'm interested in a good, stable source of Vit B I can shoot up myself. God, I'm turning into fucking Madge.

Farrah's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:22pm.
Farrah, you too? I LOVE Midori Sours! I'ts candy in a glass, that gives a great buzz!
----------------------------------------
it's so damn good, you get drunk on that stuff without knowing!
i think i mentioned it when filing for divorce:
"i only got married in Vegas cause i was drunk on the damn Midori"

*******************************************
I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...

darlingjulie's picture

Sprinkle some in your bong

Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:20pm.

Coconut rum? I have that same bottle. A gift, right? Plus, with the kids napping, you'll have more me-time to do the things you really want to do, like drink.

darlingjulie's picture

Sprinkle some in your bong

parissucksliterally's picture

Farrah, you too? I LOVE Midori Sours! I'ts candy in a glass, that gives a great buzz!

***********************************************
And though you don't believe that they do, They do come true; for did my dreams, come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe, you too might be, overjoyed, over loved, over me

Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:08pm.
*****************************************
I was thinking of that bottle of blue alcohol (perhaps rum, can't remember) that has been in the bottom of the cabinet for over 3 years. I would give it away, but each winter the scenario of what if there is a huge winter storm and I am snowed in for 3-4 days without any other alcohol in the house, and then I'll be wishing I had kept that bottle. I'm serious, that is the only reason that I won't get rid of it.

Farrah's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:08pm.
.

Midori: it's got melon flavors in it. It's otherwise undrinkable, anyway
------------------------------------
i agree. Midori Sour? mmmm...

*******************************************
I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...

parissucksliterally's picture

thank you Slutts!
just don;t pray to the toenail. Please..... :)

***********************************************
And though you don't believe that they do, They do come true; for did my dreams, come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe, you too might be, overjoyed, over loved, over me

Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:03pm.
*******************************************
Good luck grasshopper, and for added luck, I'll light a candle and chant the name David Carradine 15 times.

hookersnskittles's picture

umm. I love emergen-c ! it is like the white people's crack! My aunt was like I take it every day! And I haven't been sick for like ever! I have sworn off the stuff not my dream to be the white bobby n whitney.

zomay's picture

EvilShoe on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:59pm.
Zomay!

LMAO at the Christmas card! Maddox has on a Team Aniston shirt!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Team Aniston! HEEEHEEEHEEEEE Merry Christmas Evilshoe.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kingtermite/2058957624/

Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:05pm.

Midori: it's got melon flavors in it. It's otherwise undrinkable, anyway.

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:05pm
***********
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perfect plan!! *scrounging through pantry for dusty, disgusting 5 year old cognac & sherry*

I'll tell them it'll make 'em *big and strong like Aunty Slitty*

***********

paradoxical bunny's picture

(on an entirely/semi off-topic note but remotely in the realm... if you wake up with a hangover AND dry skin in the morning.. rub a little hair conditioner on your wet skin before you get out of the shower.. it re-sets the skin pH, and cuts down on the gallons of lotion you need. not a big help for the hangover though. sorry)

and LOL on the Team Aniston shirt on Maddox!