But What About Kimmy Gibbler?
John Stamos has failed me. He was supposed to be the force behind bringing Kimmy Gibbler back to where she belongs: my Tivo queue. John was working on a spin-off of Full House, but has now given it up and swept it into the gutter. Kristine at E! has delivered the tragic news that John is no longer going to try and make a Full House remake happen, because he is a selfish and evil person who obviously has hate in his heart for Kimmy.
A source said, "We couldn't make the deal. It's completely dead right now." The "insider" (aka DJ's Pillow Person) went on to say, "It could happen in the future."
When in the future?! Kimmy Gibbler's comeback needs to be fasttracked! A few hos have told me that Kimmy is living in California, working at a college, begging to get back to San Francisco and into those totally hot outfits. Actually, I guess she hates being called Kimmy Gibbler. Yeah, weird. That's totally her name.
Anyway, I will totally forgive John if he promises to reunite with The Rippers and play this song at my funeral party:



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Creepy foot scene
Who let the troll out?
What a song.
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I am all for Jennifer Ainston and John Stamos hooking up they would make a cute couple.
Ok, that song made my ears bleed (and I also had flashbacks of McLaughlin jumping off a bus in a wedding dress), but GOOD GOD CAN THAT MAN GET ANY HOTTER???????
I'd fuck him forty thousand times even WITH him whispering that monstrosity in my ears.
Remember when he played Blackie on General Hospital?
Blech....that show sucked big time, and those Olson kids were funny looking.
My first husband's kids loved that show, and that Saved By the Bell show, too. Do you recall that horror of a show?
They don't need any spin-off....wait-yes they do, that would be a prime train wreck of a shitty show.
That vid of Stamos was pretty horrible, I seem to recall seeing that piece of shit forever ago on MTV.
You know, other than the history channel and the science channel, there's nothing on the TV worth watching?
I like the trashy shit they call reality TV, to laugh at when I'm bored to tears....but-it's damn sad.
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Submitted by Manbearpig on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 3:38pm.
I saw The Beach Boys in concert last summer
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Seriously? I didn't know they still performed...let me fire my PR
That video was almost as good as Joey Lawrence's music debut. Almost.
Always felt weired being attracted to the "uncle" :-(
Am I the only one?
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OH man he's hot
stamos has lost his way ever since he's been de rebecca romijn lettuced...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Oh that's just not right! I just saw Deej on E! this morning saying how she lost so much weight and is a sex goddess now. She is ready dammit! She even said she prefers Ashley's style over Mary Kates (ie. Mary Kate is a loon). LOL
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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I like doing Kokomo better
I forgot all about this video.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
John Stamos is a god! I was at the 100 episode taping of this awful show back in 1991. That's when Uncle Jesse's twin boys were born. Stamos is even better looking in person. I saw him a couple of months ago and still looks good. Does he drink virgin blood? I only watched this crap show, because Stamos gave me wet dreams. He can't act his way out of a paper bag, by the way.
The Olsen twins are to blamed for this!
Yeah, what about ME????
Sorry to disagree, but I'm glad this sh*t never took off.
This show always sucked, so how could it suck less this second time around when these people are even more washed out?
Maybe if it had the Olsen Twins overdosing, or giving TJ a real eating disorder - instead of that time DJ had anorexia for like a whole day/episode - and also have the dad Tanner come out of the closet, because my gaydar always pinged when he was around.
Too bad, this sounded like an interesting trainwreck. Maybe if the show just featured Uncle Jesse as a widower newly engaged to Kimmy Gibbler the network would have picked it up?
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Manbearpig I am SO jealous! I would tap Stamos' fine Greek ass in a hot minute. Mmm.
The olsen twins were ugly fucking kids. I always thought that. Just totally FUG. They dont look anything like themselves at all now. Weird. I mean u look at a baby picture of me and u can tell its me. But u look at a baby picture of them and its like..."Oh really? thats them? Damn. Doesnt appear to be" UGLY BABIES.
AND HOLY SHIT. What the fuck! I remember that stupid fuckin video! How embarrassing!!! Jesse and the Rippers. LMAO. Dude the guy playin the fuckin bongos is FEELIN it! haha!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Stamos needs to stick to acting.
the FUCK is going on in that video?!?!?!??!
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I went to San Francisco....parking is non existant there....and one room hole in the wall cost $1300 a month. I wonder what uncle Jesse and The guy who was having sex with Alanis Morrisette at 16 were doing to afford that 10 room mansion they lived in on the show....
Something always creeped me out about that show.That is way to many weirdos living under one roof.I always felt they were all having sex and doing incest with the kids and Stamo's was never hot to me back then and those Olsen's were to ugly to find endearing.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I saw The Beach Boys in concert last summer (hell yes I did, they are classic) and shock of my life, UNCLE JESSIE himself walked out on stage and joined the band for the entire concert. He played guitar, drums, keyboard, everything. They even gave him a chance to sing a spotlight solo and yes, I saw John Stamos perform FOREVER live and in person from the front row. He is one incredibly beautiful man, perfect teeth, skin, hair, THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
A few years ago my niece (9 y/o) got one of the seasons of "Full House" on DVD. Her mother (my dumb ass sister in-law) started freaking out. "OMG!! I LOOOOOVED FULL HOUSE! This was the best show!! Lulu, did you ever watch this show?"
She's 10 years older then me. I was 12 when that POS show was on TV...she was 22 and in college. She has never been drunk, smoked or done drugs.
I said yeah. It was just easier then telling her that even at 12 I wanted to stab Uncle Joey with a pair of scissors for being a hack.
Yuck; I remember seeing that video and thinking it was awful then. It got worse over the years, I see.
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-And, that vid is flaminG. lmao!
Sweet Baby Jesus - where the f did that song come from? LOLZ
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OMG Michael K- Only you would find that Jessie and the Rippers "music video" and bring it back from the dead. That totally made my day.
That show was a 'guilty pleasure', kinda like The Brady Bunch. Ah..how I remember Friday nights at my friends house ` while we were trashing Marcia and drinking beer, all the while secretly wishing Florence Henderson was my mother...
Oh my God, he looks like one of the Jonas Brothers in that video, and is he actually singing with Carl Wilson? THE NERVE. And don't tell me: those two babies are the Olsen Twins! This is wrong on so many levels.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 2:23pm.
I think Britney's kids look a little special, but they're still cute. You have to feel sorry for them. If they didn't come into this world retarded then they surely would be after a couple of years of mommy's bullshit.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Something is very strange about Stamos. I think RomaineLettuce was his beard.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 2:12pm.
EvilShoe: Oh my god, that was farking SICK. But naturally I cackled like a loon. Did you look at the whole page?
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Yeah, some of them were just so wrong, and I laughed my ass off. *strapping self to plane to hell*
I hate to say it but the olsens looked like monkeys then. And nikki and alex were cuter. They kinda remind me of one of brit's kids, not sure which one. I know people are gonna be like Nooooooo her kids have FAS but seriously, they remind me of one of them.
BTW, why are the olsens famous and not nikki and alex?????? huh????
And I always thought Lori was very pretty.
Why did everyone think DJ was the shit? She was such a geek! STEPHANIE STEPHANIE ROCKED!
EvilShoe: Oh my god, that was farking SICK. But naturally I cackled like a loon. Did you look at the whole page?
Oh HELL no! Hekki I saw your post about Candace Cameron on a mag cover. I went to Google and searched: Candace Cameron and clicked on Images, look at the first photo. Yes, the foot one. OMFG!
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Is that John Stamos and two babies naked by candlelight? No wonder Rebecca left him. Pervert!
I don't need a Full House spin-off or remake. The only shows I need spin-offs for are the obvious for pretty much all of us:
"I Married Dora"
"That's My Mama"
""Just the 10 of Us" (technically already a spin-off)
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Was he always this hot?
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Was anyone else disturbed by the naked shot of the baby??
Toenails and flesh eating bacteria...YUMMY
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:43pm.
Ewwwwwwwwww. Somebody on a blog said that stripping is the new black.
o.m.g.
i used to jizz in my pants for John Stamos as Jesse .. i HATED lori laughlin because she was not worthy of Jesse's hotness ...
he still makes the panties wet