Nurse Wino Reporting For Duty!
The next time I'm in the hospital because my asscave exploded again, I want Nurse Wino to tend to my every need. Amy Wino would make the best nurse ever! A few lucky ass patients at THE CLINIC (dun dun dun) in London have been fortunate enough to be served by the Crackie of Camden!
Wino has been shacked up in the hospital for almost three weeks while recovering from her lungs quitting her ass or something close to that. Wino was in danger of getting kicked out of THE CLINIC, because she's a wreck, but she's gotten back into the good graces of some of the nurses by helping them out.
A source told The Sun, “She has been charming the nurses by helping them with their tasks. She’s been mucking in.”
Wino just wants full access to all available drugs. I shouldn't say that. Wino also has a lot of love to give and by "love" I mean illegal narcotics. It probably fills her crackhive with joy when she spreads a little TLC to all the patients. In Wino's case, TLC stands for tender loving crack.
Like I said earlier in this post, Wino is the one you want caring for you in your hour of need. When you tell her you have a headache, she'll give you GHB instead of Aspirin. When you tell her you're feeling a little weak, she'll fill your IV with heroin instead of nutrients. And instead of serving you the generic hospital Jello, she'll give you Jello shots!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:27am.
I fear he's OD-ed on Emergen-C...
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I fear the same thing! That's too much. He could wreck his kidneys like that. Or kidney, I should say, knowing MK;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Where the eff is MK?
MK!
MK!
MK! I see Pheobe Price!!
hmmm... nothing.
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:46am.
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Hi! TITS! *sock monkey hug & smooches* I'm going through a few costumes changes before I settle on one! LOL!! As a matter of fact, I do that everyday before I leave the house!!! Drives the BF crazy!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
er... socky? your avatars....
they aren't just random pics you've been finding in the interweb are they?
*concerned side-eye*
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
*banging little sock monkey head against keyboard* Come on MK! Give me a reason to live! I need snark along with my morning mimosas!!*stomping little sock monkey foot*
ON T: Bitch is wearing Dollar General chic! Those earrings! Oy!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I fear he's OD-ed on Emergen-C...
Sorta glad there's nothing new here. Now I can go vacuum the living room and play with the kids instead of being glued to the computer.
Later, sluts!
MK, stop watching that Nuwave Oven infomercial and post something!
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Dick happens! - MK
I am watching "Far and Away" on HBO now...Nicole Kidman is so full of shit. She's lucky she has all that Botox, because it is the only way she can keep a straight face when she claims she is "all natural". Her face is completely different from 1992- this woman looks like a totally different person.
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I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin
Till I reach the highest ground
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Submitted by JunkieBenevolen... on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:14am.
hahhaa
posting comments is the last step to a full addiction.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
"Nurse Amy, my fruit cocktail smells like tequila. Sing us another of those sad songs, will ya?"
ok, first I wake up way to early, and then I see there hasn't been a new post.......sigh.....I need coffee.
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I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin
Till I reach the highest ground
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I'm a shivering wreck now. I'm going to lay back down...
I know! I am jonesing for someone new to rip on.
Wake up, MK darling, I have a nice bag of Milano cookies for youuuu...
Submitted by JunkieBenevolen... on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:03am.
Where IS our little MK this weekend? Haven't seen much posted. Christ, I'm starting to go thru withdrawals...
He needs to take an Emergen-C and get his ass in here.
So where's M.K. today? Recovering from a night of debauchery?
Yes, yes, I SO am. I usually just get on to read and DON'T comment (and didn't have an account/name) but I'm totally fucking addicted to this site. It's my new drug of choice.
Submitted by JunkieBenevolen... on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:03am.
Where IS our little MK this weekend? Haven't seen much posted. Christ, I'm starting to go thru withdrawals...
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You must be if you created an account just to say that!
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Where IS our little MK this weekend? Haven't seen much posted. Christ, I'm starting to go thru withdrawals...
Period, I don't have your secret squirrel email.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:37am.
Period, call me.
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Sky, I'd love to but I never save that shit. Yeah fucking sue me. Viva is probably pissed at me too for never calling. lol
ANYhobag, if you could kindly send your PN to:
my secret squirrel email I'll call your ass. DO NOT share it HERE. If you need me to provide a dif email I will. Now lets keesh! *muah*
Yeah, no shit. Care is the incorrect word for her. She is a fuckin toilet. A crevice. Shes fantastic!
Morning! :)
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Another double post edit. Grrrrrrrr. Somebody throw me some raw meat.
Submitted by Brittny on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:30am.
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Who said any of us train-wreck watchers ever cared? LOL!
Morning? *smoochers*
Period, call me.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Can we stop caring about her please? She put out a record and it had a few hits on it. Big fucking deal. Move on. She wasted it and no one will help her. Moving along.
Wait, no. Shes too great for gossip. Too great. We need her. We really do.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:21am.
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Aww, sky. I just wanna cry.
Love you so much...
*blubbering*
Dot, your avy may have some saggy ass tits, but her biceps must be tight!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
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update please, i loves you, loves you, but i got lockjaw, and im looking much like "shawynee" from real housewives of atlanta! shes the worst one might i add, she looks as though she takes much pleasure in those that aren't as "privleged" as she, i mean the dude or *peasant servant* that said, "MRS. SNOW HASN'T COOKED IN AN DECADE", bitch, please. and her telling lisa that the nfl bitches don't make as much as the NBA bitches was straight wack. don't flaunt your shit, whatthefuckever! oh yeah, and i got lock jaw, cause i had to give my guy a blowjob, wohp, sorry all, hehe. well at least he had fun <3 TMI
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
When Amy comes back from this bender, and her scabs (blaaaaaaake) have dropped off, bitch will get a new weave and she'll slay us with something awesome. That's what my crystal balls say.
speechless.
Yep! that face can heal even the terminally ill.
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Never fight a Drag Queen. She might look feminine and fragile, but she will kick your ass, she's a he! -J
oh wow. all one of you left. tee hee
it can B wunderbar.
I found this place when my bff told me. LOL I emailed myself. HAHAHAHAHA
Hey sluts. I am going on vacation tomorrow.
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:52pm.
Isn't that how Amy says, "Thanks" after a couple of cases?
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Yes! In other words, every day of the year.
Actually a lot of good gossip comes outta those sites that's often pretty correct. Give or take the odd "a close friend of the star said" stories. If a story includes that sentence you can guarantee the editor made it up.
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Nurse: Oh there you go again - mistaking me for someone who gives a damn! Who cares if you're fat or thin...who cares if you live or die?!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:34pm.
No sweat dog. I used to go to Daily Mail, NOTW and The Sun regularly, but the DL has sucked me in! Fanks again! :)
Isn't that how Amy says, "Thanks" after a couple of cases? Ahhh, those aforementioned sites are better than those cheap silly pulp fiction novels. They'll just make any type of shit up.
TV, you rule and thanks!
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Sibsi - just a few steps up to the jet.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:25pm.
No sweat dog. I used to go to Daily Mail, NOTW and The Sun regularly, but the DL has sucked me in! Fanks again! :)
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Nurse: Oh there you go again - mistaking me for someone who gives a damn! Who cares if you're fat or thin...who cares if you live or die?!
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:22pm.
It's all yours.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:19pm.
My liver went to the 3rd stage, it moved to another state and didn't leave a forwarding address.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:33pm.
Actually, who would you rather have trying to find a vein for that lifesaving shot of medicine, some nervous girl fresh out of community college, or a serious drug fiend who could find a vein on a statue?
TV, that is an AWESOME post! May I borrow it???
2¢ - I probably posted the link incorrectly, thank you, friend!
This reminds me of the line from that song "Funkentelechy" by Parliament Funkadelic:
"You've taken every kind of pill, nothin' ever seems to cure your ill..."
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:16pm.
Hey Farrah!
feet clean tonight?
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heheheh, yeah! i left you a big congratulations on the other thread.
No wonder you beat beeshes asses! that way, you keep their stinking feetses from touching you!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:15pm.
Fuck. Throw the bitch a rock of crack with a hidden Flintstone vitamin. She be looking malnourished!
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The liver is an amazing organ. It self-regenerates but once you're in the 'liver failure' stage, your liver has given up and can't recover from the abuse applied to it...no hope. -And, you have to REALLY fuck with some hard core shit to destroy your liver at such a young age. Ugh. Once your liver is gone even if you have a chance at a transplant the drugs to keep from rejecting the new liver will eventually kill you so...yeah, merry fuckin' shitmas.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:17pm.
I don't know what I am commenting about and where anymore.
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You just described the last 3 years of my life.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.