It Was Not Kanye's Fault!
Who is Kanye West going to blame for his truly ass-cheek-clenching performance on SNL last night? This shit was first degree murder on my ear drums.
His microphone probably forged a fake passport last night after this shit, so it could flee the country this morning, because it knows Kanye is coming after it. After Kanye tracks down his mic and screams at it for a good twelve hours straight, he's going to file a multi-zillion dollar lawsuit against the Auto-Tune bitches for trying to take him down. And finally, Kanye's going to order his vocal cords into the corner for a time out, because they quit his ass several times during this song. His vocal cords could use a fucking time out, so this isn't a bad idea.
The voice of this generation kind of sounds like me with four hangovers and a sore throat (too much peen blowing) singing in the bath tub while trying hard to make a pee fountain.
That being said, I love Kanye's choice of screensaver for a backdrop! Above is Kanye performing Love Lockdown and below is him doing Heartless. I thoroughly enjoyed the Pinocchio shit!
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Ok, so late comment on an old post, but don't care.
TOM OF COURSE IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT! FUCK YOU TOM!!! AND THE FUCKING HORSE YOU CAME IN ON!
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I don't know what the hell he is singing about...someone lost his soul?? too bad kanye didn't lose his voice...or the directions to SNL.
His mother aint dead she's hiding from this embarrassment! And if he's the voice of a generation, then it's been a SLOW generation. But then again when fall out boy is your competition...
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aww damn! that reminds me of jlo trying to hit the high notes during do it well. awful!
I'm surprised MK didn't mention Kanye's "dancing". WTF was homeboy doing? I was literally staring at my computer screen with the most dazed look on my face. Kanye and P. Diddy must have the same dance instructor.
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Why did Kanye sing like he was giving head to his little boy friends? You can only do one thing at a time mate. Tragic singing at its best. But the beat was amazing. Sadly the epileptic fit type dancing was distracting from the light show which looked like a magicians backdrop. Why is this man famous again? If this is the voice of our generation its cos everyone throat is sore from pulling bongs or giving head or shouting racial chants.........guess thats what he meant then.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:52am.
Jeez Louise! You went through all that to try and convince us that his shit singing was good? Ha!
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-But, we gotz his emailz! Iz all good! hehe
Submitted by wjsmith5489@yah... on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:57am.
i can not believe the amount of bullshit and heartless mind uploading crap that comes out of the mouth of some of you americans!!! the mans mom just died. PERIOD so wat does he do sell a million albums hes a pioner in the music industry of our generation .GET THE HELL OF HIS SHIT!! to the writer of the article and all you hatin ass IDIOTS id imagine if one of your mothers passed away you would probably sit in a corner and sulk let alone sell a milli come on. that performance was poinmt blank amazing ... HATERS!!
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Jeez Louise! You went through all that to try and convince us that his shit singing was good? Ha!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Hey, tardo. This is dlisted. We don't hold hands and make sickeningly sycophantic platitudes here. Nothing here to see. Move along now.
I love Kayne,he is hot and I love his music.He is all sorts of yum.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I knew some famous peeps read (and post in) dlisted. Hello Kanye!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
that background looked like a rip off of the x files credits and gave me seizures. kanye is a crap dancer.
Maybe he's trying to convey to us that being a talentless windbag is somehow an art in itself.
i can not believe the amount of bullshit and heartless mind uploading crap that comes out of the mouth of some of you americans!!! the mans mom just died. PERIOD so wat does he do sell a million albums hes a pioner in the music industry of our generation .GET THE HELL OF HIS SHIT!! to the writer of the article and all you hatin ass IDIOTS id imagine if one of your mothers passed away you would probably sit in a corner and sulk let alone sell a milli come on. that performance was poinmt blank amazing ... HATERS!!
I wanna fart into a vocoder.
And whats with that girl in the background...we all know his true love is asian boy asshole.
He's awful!! He's the vocal equivalent of his mothers plastic surgeon.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I loved it. You're a hater
homie dances like a white boy. i'm not saying thats bad..
SQUID BRAINS!!
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GOD isn't he like the MOST DELUSIONAL WHINER of this generation?
This shit sounds like a high school girl's dad trying to embarass her in the car in front of her friends after he picks them up at the mall. Truly the stuff of nightmares. If Kanye West has any self respect he will lay low after this disaster.
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and he dances worse than ashley simpson.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Submitted by RaraAvis on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 8:40pm.
LOL Kanye pushes the envelope?!?! He's hacky as all fuck. Those screens look like the scenic videos they play at the slot machines in a Reno casino. Watching a silhouette hop around is lame. He is not talented. Those lyrics sound like a gay(which Kanye is)man writing as a straight man. Nobody will listen to his shit 2 years from now. He'll go the way of UB40, and only get gigs in Branson Missouri
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
_fail_ - ditto.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
@Rara:
Dude's gotta have a lot of self-confidence.
It's actually arrogant narcissism.
Last's night show SUCKED so bad and I didn't laugh for one minute. The skits were stupid, there were 40 minutes of commercials and 20 minutes of show and Kanye sounded so out of breath during both songs and the audio sucked. Overall it was a fucking disaster of an evening. If someone says it was really funny, or way funny, or cool, or really cool, or totally rocking you need your head examined.
The ONLY mild funny thing was the impression of NY Governer David Patterson that was done perfectly!
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Submitted by _fail_ on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 8:59pm.
hahahahaha. "Nice."
No offense Rara, but you need to dig a little deeper to find some music that is "out there" and "pushing the envelope" because it certainly isn't this tool. His catchy beats are always sampled *cough* ripped off, his "rhymes" and lyrics are the most pedestrian ever put to paper, and the dood couldn't carry a tune in his man-purse. Don't get me started on his oversized ego, which matches his underbite, but which is also in direct inverse proportion to his "talent".
Here it is, a lone voice crying in the wilderness: I enjoyed his performance. It was totally not safe and totally out there, which is what I want to hear in a live performance. Loved the electronic boards. Liked the first song better than the second. Funny how, regardless of the outcry, he keeps pushing the envelope. Dude's gotta have a lot of self-confidence.
I wondered if maybe I'm just not of "this generation" and therefore incapable of appreciating the "voice of this generation", but no, apparently he really did just sound kinda terrible.
It's good to know "this generation" is not completely tone deaf.
He sucked, but what else is new?
Proof positive that hip-hop is just lyrics and music, no vocal talent needed.
Painful truly painful.
Amazing. What a fucking whinefest. Shut. the. fuck. up.
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The most talented thing about Kanye was those wires that kept this fucktards mouth wired shut for two months.
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he's flat and out of tune.
is he seriously blaming that shit singing on a microphone and sound system?
nu uh.
and his name is really pronounced like that? hah i thought steven colbert was just funning.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Kanye copies other peoples music. All his music were copied by 60's 70's songwriters and musician so that is good for his dumb ass.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
fuck this piece of shit. he sucks. i hope people finally understand he is the most overrated "musician" that makes money. his beats suck. sorry they really fucking do. he raps okay. he sings like a thousand piles of shit. fuck this guy. tell him to keep his shit to himself.
Submitted by radio siren on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 2:48pm.
My fondest wish before I die is to see musicians, actors, and artists with REAL talent one day reclaim their rightful places in fame's realm and to see all of these current talentless famewhores ridiculed and quickly forgotten.
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And I'd like a pony.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one to stare at my television last night and say, "WTF?" (I also checked the audio to make sure that the caterwauling coming from my TV was truly Kanye--it was). The second song drove my dog out of the room--and I quickly followed. A true suck fest......
Opps--sorry
Didn't he have the nerve to say at an award show lately that he was the next Elvis?
Sure Kanye, maybe what Elvis would sound like now, after being dead for 31 years.
This isn't far off from what the actual song sounds like though, it's horrible.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 6:22pm
It's called sarcasm.
Can Kanye just stop please. In everything he tries, just stop.
Shoot my ears NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at least he looked cute/
Submitted by Stick Stickly on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 6:20pm.
He truly is the voice of this generation.
I'm insulted! You're saying this generation is made up of arrogant, untalented fuckers. Fuck you, Fuckstick!
He truly is the voice of this generation.
I pressed "mute" after the first 15 seconds of that shit last night and didn't turn the volume on again until Weekend Update with Seth and Amy came on. I'd rather listen to my sister fart the star-spangled banner than live through that shit again. And yes, she can. Don't judge.
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What amazes me is Kanye is so dilusional that he posted the performances (if you can call them that)on his site and comments on the site range from "A Masterpiece", "Amazing" and "The Greatest Performance in SNL History". If you ask me, this is a perfect example of why we need to get music education back in our schools!
I was sitting at home thinking WTF? Am I not hearing right because this shit comes on like 1 in the morning my time and I was half asleep. That shit was horrible. What the hell is wrong with him. And the dancing was killing me.